Monday, January 11, 2016

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 11 Episode 8 Recap: Failure to Launch

On Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 11 Episode 8, the famous gals jetted to New York City to launch their respective websites.


What surprises awaited them on the East Coast?



Picking up where we left off last week, Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 11 Episode 8 found Tyga stirring up drama … again.


No, we didn’t see Kylie Jenner confront Tyga’s side piece, but you know how these reality shows go – they lag real life by months. Patience.


If you watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online, you know how T-Raww has been causing some tension with Kylizzle’s famizzle.


This week, he kept that pattern alive and well by rolling to Kylie’s Galore party in NYC … and demanding that they hit a different club.


“Kylie, that’s f–ked up,” Khloe said, while Kim came at Kylie personally: “I’ve heard from a couple people that you’re kinda a diva on set.”


“People love working with me, because I’m on time, I’m so professional, I get it done,” Kim added, implying Kylie is … not those things.


To her credit – and perhaps Kim’s, for getting her teenage ass in gear – Kylie ended up crushing it during Kanye West’s NYFW show.


Kylie wasn’t the only sister taking friendly fire for slacking; Kourtney Kardashian’s app, as you may recall, launched after her sisters’.


Kourt, we’re told, flaked on some important meetings, and “trying to shift the blame as to why her app is late is delusional,” Khloe opined.


“The truth is, Kourtney dropped the ball.”


The 36-year-old mother of three tried to play the kid card, but Kim retorted, “Everyone in life has a baby and they work, like, 10 jobs.”


Kourtney, you’re not special. Sorry.”



Ouch. To be fair, Kim’s own behavior while pregnant been rubbing people the wrong way lately, as Jonathan Cheban knows all too well.


She asked him to drop off a urine sample at her doctor’s office, which he ended up doing – what a guy – but not without calling her out.


Jonathan will be appearing on Celebrity Big Brother (UK) thanks in part (entirely) to his friendship with Kim, so he can’t stay too mad.


Even if he has to fetch the occasional cronut. #blessed


It wouldn’t be an episode of Keeping Up without an update on The Lord, and it looks like we’re at the point where relations are thawing.


Scott Disick is slowly but surely making his way back into Kourtney’s life, but that doesn’t mean they’ll be “back” on like they once were.


He’s great with the kids. But to Kourt, that’s good enough:


“Like, I just don’t know if there’s a day when Scott would get it together, and be changed, be a partner … someone I can depend on.”


“He’s none of those things right now. I’m not waiting.”


On a lighter note, Kris and her boyfriend, Corey Gamble, got into a heated debate over films, and boy was she taken to task over cinema.


“You’ve never seen Boyz n the Hood. You never seen Friday,” Corey said. “You didn’t have the right African-American man in your life.”


Kris’ response? That Corey hadn’t seen Mary Poppins. And that “your movies are all, like, they star Eddie Murphy.” Alright then, Kris.


Speaking of the KUWTK matriarch, she had the line of the night after we learned that Kim Kardashian uses a body double (!) while pregnant.


This caused her enterprising Momager to interject: “Is the body double gonna start eating beignets, because she needs a bigger ass.”


Kris Jenner, everyone. We’re not worthy …