The upcoming season of The Real Housewives of New York is upon us. And, as sure as the sun rises in the east, so does Ramona Singer, like a phoenix from the ashes.
Singer has managed to remain a cast member throughout the franchise"s eight seasons, proving that Bravo likes just a bit of crazy.
Not Kelly Bensimon-crazy, though.
No, viewers prefer their crazy in the form of a petite businesswoman who makes her own wine and equates a sh*tty wardrobe with a lack of panache.
And the eyes. Damn it, those eyes.
The Real Housewives of New York season 8 premieres tonight at 9pm ET on Bravo.
1. Ramona and Her Eyes Are Judging You
The mouth need not even form words.
2. CHILL THE F OUT
Ramona and her eyes think you need a Xanax.
3. Are you listening?
It’s clear you’re not listening, according to Ramona’s eyes.
4. The Eyes Have It
You are, indeed, a piece of shit.
5. These Eyes Were Made For Gawking!
See what she did there? Clever, right? It just came to her, because she’s renewing herself. She’s going through a tru renewal.
6. You’ve Provoked The Eyes
Now they are going to accost your skull.