Showing posts with label Farrah. Show all posts
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Sunday, September 2, 2018

Farrah Abraham: My Body is ALL NATURAL!!!

When you hear Farrah Abraham’s name, what’s the first thing that comes to mind?


Nothing good, probably.



Lots of people would think about Teen Mom in relation to Farrah, and others would definitely think about her back door and that quaint little film featuring it.


And some of you would just jump straight to how completely, ridiculously awful she can be, either at parenting or just in general.


But there’s a pretty solid chance that upon hearing the name of our favorite girl here, many of you would think about the heaps of plastic surgery she’s had.


Because it’s a lot.



It’s hard to keep up with everything that Farrah has done to her body over the years, but we do know that she kicked things off with breast implants — she got those pretty early on, when Sophia was still a baby.


Back then, she went from an A cup to a C, but she’s had a few more boob jobs since then, to go bigger and to fix some issues that popped up along the way.


After that, she got a nose job and a chin implant, although she later had the chin implant removed.


She’s gotten very into vaginal rejuvenation surgeries, and she also gets lots of injectables.



Over the years, she’s gotten butt injections, lip fillers, face fillers, and Botox.


If you look at an old photo of Farrah and compare it to the Farrah of today, it’s painfully obvious how much she’s changed her appearance.


And if you showed those photos to someone who isn’t familiar with her, they might not even think the photos were of the same person.


But despite all those facts, those extremely well-documented facts that she’s discussed several times over the years, it sounds like she’s changing her tune now.



See, right now Farrah and Sophia are vacationing in Costa Rica, and she shared a video of herself walking around in a revealing swimsuit because that’s just the kind of thing she does.


With the way the swimsuit is cut, you can see most of her ass, and a whole lot of side-boob.


And you know people always have something to say.


“Yuck,” one person commented. “All that fakeness looks disgusting makes you look deformed.”



“When ya booty phat af and your legs look like chicken legs,” another person joked, pointing out the size difference between her modified and untouched body parts.


Someone else did the same thing, telling Farrah “Um… those implants look very phony. You’ve got scrawny arms and legs but a big butt? Yeah….no….sorry.”


Believe it or not, Farrah herself saw that comment, and she decided to respond.


“Natural lmao get a life,” she said.



But wait, it gets even wilder.


Another commenter told her “Yep love the body money bought you,” and she hit back with “Training got me this body not money … wise up.”


Yep, this girl is honestly out here trying to say that her body is natural.


You can’t make this stuff up.



Someone suggested that Sophia was probably filming this video for Farrah, which could very well be true — Sophia did film her butt injections, remember.


Farrah called that person a “lost Broke hoe.”


Then she really went off.


“God Gave Me A Body,” she wrote.



“I train 3 hours a day 4 & if you lazy pieces of sh-t at home want to talk sh-t then take your scared nothing asses to @rumbleatx for 2 hour sessions & let me know if you live past it……”


“Oh datsss right,” she finished, “you wouldn’t!”


She has been training for that upcoming celebrity boxing match, and she may have just been thinking about that when making all of those replies.


You know, she might have been focusing on all the working out she’s been doing lately and in her twisted Farrah brain, she could that’s what people were talking about when they began commenting on her body.


Obviously no one was talking about that, and it’s absolutely insane that she would would call her body “natural” for any reason.



But delusions are part of her charm, and so here we are.


What a wild, fun ride it always is with Farrah, isn’t it?


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Sunday, August 26, 2018

Farrah Abraham: Teen Mom OG is a JOKE!

Where would Farrah Abraham be without Teen Mom?


It’s difficult to imagine, and a little frightening too, honestly.



If MTV had never gotten involved with Farrah, she still would have gotten pregnant as a teenager, and her on-again, off-again boyfriend, Derek Underwood, still would have tragically passed away before their daughter was born.


Farrah’s mother probably still would have allowed her to move into the house she owned across the street from the family home, and our girl would work in pizza joints with dreams of owning her own restaurant one day.


But without the Teen Mom fame and fortune, she never would have been able to move around as easily as she has been, and there would be no reason for Vivid Entertainment to release her sex tape.


She wouldn’t have the funds for all that plastic surgery, either, and there’s a chance her ego wouldn’t have gotten so out of control, but that may just be wishful thinking.



If Farrah had never been on the show, she’d probably be living in Iowa, possibly working her through culinary school, and living the life of your average single mother.


In a whole lot of ways, she’s extremely lucky she was cast on 16 and Pregnant all those years ago.


But you know this girl is way too proud to ever admit that.


Ever since she got fired last fall, she’s been running her mouth all about MTV and how awful everyone involved with the show is — she even sued Viacom, MTV’s parent company.



And in this new interview she did with Daily Mail Australia, not much has changed.


About her Teen Mom co-stars, she said “I think all of the women try to imitate me in my business endeavors and don’t succeed.”


There’s that ego we were talking about!


Farrah also went off about Bristol Palin, something she seems to really enjoy doing lately.


As she recalled, “I was actually with Bristol back in the day for a speaking panel, and she was not 16 and pregnant. She was 18.”



“16 and 18 are far different ages, so I almost put that out there because the storylines were so not right.”


She’s right, Bristol was 18 when she gave birth to her first child, but she was 17 when she got pregnant and for most of her pregnancy.


You know who else was 17 when she got pregnant, despite being on a show called 16 and Pregnant?


Yep, good ol’ Farrah.


Also, in what universe are 16 and 18 “far different ages,” besides the legal universe?



Anyway, Farrah continued slamming Bristol by saying “I don’t know if they’re just trying to find somebody, but she doesn’t have a following like me, she doesn’t have a lot of things that I think the Teen Moms need in order to keep going.”


“There’s now a large gap of entertainment and success that I brought to the show.”


She’s acting like she’s some celebrity that was cast on Teen Mom, not some pregnant teen who, along with a few other pregnant teens, lucked out and got a reality show.


It’s bizarre, and also a little tragic, much like Farrah herself.



She still wasn’t done, either.


“Bristol saying that she can’t wait to show her challenges and struggles … she has less challenges and struggles than we ever had because we came from being 16 and pregnant,” she complained.


“It’s just a joke.”


Again, Farrah was never 16 and pregnant, and neither were many of the other moms on the show.


Bristol didn’t struggle as much as the Teen Mom crew, that’s true, but that has more to do with her family’s wealth and success and less to do with the exact age she was when she gave birth.



But still, we’re glad Farrah could take some time to feel superior about being a few months younger than Bristol was when she had her first child.


Can this girl get any more ridiculous?


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Thursday, August 23, 2018

Farrah Abraham Fails at Parenting, Embarrasses Herself, Is the Worst


Sometimes, there are truly no words for how utterly ridiculous Farrah Abraham is.


It"s just too much.


But even in times like these, we have to soldier on — we have to try to wrap our heads around just how remarkably dumb she is.


Why?


Because it"s entertaining, it"s funny in its own twisted way, and everybody knows you can"t look away from a train wreck.


And if Farrah Abraham isn"t a train wreck, then who even knows what is?




1. Poor Sophia


Farrah and sophia kisses

Believe it or not, Farrah has been solely responsible for her daughter, Sophia, for over nine years now. And somehow, she’s managed to keep the kid alive.



2. Well …


Farrah and sophia in fiji

She has had several missteps, and there have been things that could have gone very, very wrong for poor Sophia.



3. Parenting!


Farrah abraham crying

Remember when Sophia was a baby and Farrah left her on her very tall bed to go do something in another room, and little Soph tumbled to the ground?



4. Also …


Farrah abrahams red hair

Or what about the time that she left baby Sophia in the sink during a bath, and Sophia turned on the hot water and burned herself?



5. Don’t Forget!


Farrah and sophia with flowers

Then there was that other time that she left her at the top of the stairs, and it’s a miracle nothing happened then.



6. Farrah, Farrah, Farrah …


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Of course, although those were times when Sophia really could have been injured, there are many, many more examples of Farrah putting her emotional wellbeing in danger.


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Wednesday, August 22, 2018

Farrah Abraham: I"m Coming Back to MTV and I"m Bringing My Kid!

Farrah Abraham has a new venture on the horizon, and we don"t mean playing a police officer in a movie for some reason, or charging fans $ 10 to touch her.


She"s apparently going to be finding love — or the closest thing to it that someone like Farrah can experience — on television. On MTV, of all places.


In the video below, Farrah talks about what the man of her deranged dreams is like … and confirms that Sophia is part of her new projects.


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Speaking with Us Weekly, Farrah Abraham teases her next television project … which may also be her next romantic venture.


"I’m finding love next with MTV," Farrah revealed. "So I hope you guys really love that and enjoy that."


MTV is owned by Viacom — the same company that commited those dastardly hate crimes against Farrah, remember? 


Farrah says that "I can’t" discuss the show in detail. "I’m just very interested, obviously, in finding someone, maybe a male version of me."


"So that’s all I can say for now," Farrah says before she continues talking.


Farrah abraham and sophia at the vmas


In Farrah"s world, every day is Take Your Daughter to Work Day.


"I love taking my daughter with me as much as I can," Farrah says.


As you may recall, Farrah drags 9-year-old Sophia all over the world with her instead of having her in school where she could make friends and develop socially.


"And," Farrah, who is not a parenting expert, adds: "I think it’s really good for her."


"Sophia’s with all my shows that I do," Farrah says. "So we have another one coming up in September and that will be on NBC."


Farrah and sophia in fiji


Farrah did open up a little more about her new quest for love or a love-like emotion.


When asked what sort of man she"s looking for, she says that she"s really thirsting after violent men with brain damage lately.


"I think I would probably prefer a boxer," Farrah says.


Farrah says that a man who punches other men for a living would be ideal "because of where I’m at and their focus and how they’re positive, their mindset."


“So it’s a very beautiful thing," Farrah says of participants in a notoriously violent, dangerous sport that leaves some men dead and leaves the survivors with lifelong injuries.


Farrah abraham kim kardashian photo


Farrah has more qualifications for the man of her dreams than someone who punches for a living.


And we don"t just mean her recurring statements of her desire to bone her own clone.


"I hope to God I find somebody who I can and actually have that meaning of what marriage is," Farrah says. "Rather than just the action."


That was almost cogent.


"One day, hopefully," Farrah says wistfully.


Farrah abraham in underwear for some reason


The truth of the matter is that Farrah probably won"t have too much trouble finding some dude to date for a while.


All in all, Farrah"s the total package: great bikini body, rich, barely coherent grasp of the English language, criminal record, racist rants, megalomania, famously unpleasant.


A lot of those sound like dealbreakers, but remember that some men will do anything — even Farrah — in a bid to become famous.


If Farrah finds a guy who"s really willing to date her for the media attention, she may just find her soul mate. Or at the very least, the guy version of herself she"s been craving.


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Tuesday, August 21, 2018

Farrah Abraham: Petition to Prevent Cam Girl From Killing Another Dog Circulates Online

Farrah Abraham is many things — a former reality star, an adult film actress, an aspiring celebrity boxer, a peddler of plastic vibrating molds of her own vagina. 


And now, some believe “dog killer” should be added to that list.



As you may recall, Farrah’s dog, Blue, died last month, and the circumstances surrounding the pooch’s passing were … a bit strange.


For one thing, just days earlier, Farrah encouraged her daughter, Sophia, to “prank” a friend by telling the poor girl her dog died.


On top of that, there was reason to believe that Sophia may have killed her own dog.


We sincerely hope that’s not the case, but regardless of what sort of event ushered Blue from this mortal coil, it’s quite clear the dog wasn’t properly cared for during his tragically foreshortened life.



And it’s for this reason that Teen Mom OG fans hope to stop Farrah from ever owning another dog.


Yes, as In Touch Weekly reports, folks have been signing a petition to “Stop animal ownership by Sophia Abraham & her mother.”


“Sophia Abraham had a little dog named Blue and because the dog didn’t wanna go outside, she viciously grabbed his throat and threw him outside and he died as a result,” the petition reads


“Sophia and Farrah Abraham do not need to own any more animals and have their horse and current puppy removed from care.” 



So far, the petition only has 240 signatures of the 1,000 needed, and even if it reached that goal, it’s unclear who would enforce the new rule, but it’ll still be interesting to see where this thing goes.


Earlier this week, Sophia posted the above photo of herself holding a dog (yes, the girl has her own Instagram page), along with a caption implying that she’d like to adopt it.


As you might expect, the comments section quickly became a war zone.


“Please don’t kill this dog, too,” one person wrote.



“Dogs deserve love. Not to die because you didn’t want to let your last dog go to the bathroom.”


Another added, “OMG the last thing you need is another dog, if anything happens to this one there should be extreme measures taken because you tossed Blue out the window, no child just no! Hope y’all do right by this one.”


“Oh f–k!!!! Devil child put the dog DOWN,” a third remarked.


Shortly after Blue’s death, Sophia attempted to clear the air with an explanatory social media post:



“I miss Blue super super much, but he is in good hands now in doggy heaven,” she wrote on Instagram.


“He went into shock and then 30 seconds later, he past away the emergency room note said the little doggy was found with no heartbeat. I miss him so so so much and he was my favorite dog and I always played tag with him and I’d always give him love and his kong and he’d go crazy over it.


“I miss you Blue very very much!” 


So this is either a sad story about a little girl losing her dog to a freak accident, or Sophia is covering her tracks following a vicious murder.


Honestly, the girl’s being raised by Farrah freakin’ Abraham, so there’s really nothing she could do that would surprise us.



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Farrah Abraham SLAMS Bristol Palin: She Scares Me!

The 2018 MTV Video Music Awards were held last night, and as in year’s past, the best and brightest of the music world rubbed elbows with some of the network’s longest-standing stars — who might be a bit less well-known to the show’s mainstream audience.


Among the attendees were Farrah Abraham and Kailyn Lowry, both of whom were asked for their thoughts on MTV’s decision to add Bristol Palin to the cast of Teen Mom OG.




Kail — displaying the warmth and optimism that have made her a fan favorite in recent years — had only good things to say about Bristol:


“I think it could be a great addition to the Teen Mom OG cast,” Lowry told Us Weekly on the red carpet.


“I welcome her to the family!”


Farrah, as expected, was a bit more melodramatic and — what’s the word? — batsh-t crazy in her response to the same question.


“I think I’m watching Girl, Interrupted. She moved to the same place I live,” Farrah said when asked about Bristol.



“I’m actually scared. I want to stay away from that.”


Just about every Farrah quote is unintentionally hilarious, but this one might take the cake.


For starters, we literally have no idea what sort of thought she’s trying to convey.


On top of that, Farrah has either never seen Girl, Interrupted or doesn’t remember it very clearly.


In fact, we’re pretty sure she meant to reference Single White Female, which is just one of the many factors that make this a dark horse candidate for funniest Farrah quote.




Farrah Abraham-Bristol Palin


That said, we’re forced to grudgingly agree with Farrah on one point.


The Palins are scary and anything that lures them away from their Russia-adjacent stomping grounds and into the lower 48 is even scarier.


MTV has unleashed a pox upon the mainland, and those who fear the future are right to.


That doesn’t mean we won’t be watching every cringe-y second of Bristol on TMOG.


We’re just gonna keep in mind that we might be witnessing the beginning of the endtimes.



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Saturday, August 18, 2018

Farrah Abraham: I"m Not Mentally Ill, So Eat S--t, Haters!!!

So hey, don’t know if you noticed, but for a good long while now, there’s been something sort of off about Farrah Abraham.


The very first time we saw her on 16 and Pregnant, she was a little strange, but things have definitely gone downhill since.



Like, she was never the brightest or anything, but as she got more famous, things just got … bad.


Things probably took the biggest turn around 2013, when she released her sex tape during the Teen Mom OG hiatus.


Before that, she’d been kind of dim and awful, but afterwards, she began turning into the Farrah we know today.


And just to be clear, the Farrah we know today is the one who gets arrested for assaulting hotel employees, goes on and on about how famous she is, and is completely incapable of stringing a proper sentence together.


As the years have gone on, she’s gotten more self-centered, more out of touch with reality, more plastic …



It’s actually a pretty tragic situation.


For those of us who have been keeping up with her, it’s clear that something is going on with her.


Some people claim she obviously has a drug problem, others, like her own mother, say she may suffer from mental illness.


But in an Instagram Live video she shared yesterday, she insisted that neither of those rumors are true.


And she’s going to prove it!



In the video, she explains “I took a drug test yesterday because I was so tired of everyone insinuating or acting like I have time to go do drugs or something, like I have some like addictive personality.”


She adds that she doesn’t care if anyone else does have an addictive personality, but “if you wanna hate on me and try to screw with my career over drugs or … what’s the other thing people say?”


“Oh, I am bipolar or mentally ill!”


Farrah says “I don’t even have that,” but just in case you don’t feel like you can take her word for it, she’s going to offer up some proof.



“What I’m going to do is, for all the little haters and liars, I’m going to actually post my drug test and my mental wellness health being test up probably by the end of the month,” she claims.


And yes, she honestly did say “my mental wellness health being test.”


“I’m going to just post it up,” she continues, “so all the liars and all the haters can go eat sh-t, and then you guys can go cry and make up something else about me to hurt or act like my career is gonna be affected.”


Well, we’ll say this: we sincerely cannot wait to see the results of Farrah’s drug test, and especially her mental wellness health being test.



Because if she’s not taking any drugs, and she’s not dealing with mental illness, then that means that all the things that have been happening lately is just Farrah being Farrah.


Her arrest, her complete denial that she did anything wrong, her outright lies about what’s been happening with the case, not to mention her super questionable parenting choices as of late …


Her dog’s mysterious death, the way she dared her daughter to “prank” her friends by telling them her dog had died just the day before …


If there’s nothing else going on, then that’s all just the way Farrah is.



And if we were her, we wouldn’t be too quick to prove that, you know?


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Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Farrah Abraham: I"m Playing a Cop! In a REAL Movie!!

Farrah"s in a movie! It might not be that movie JJ Abrams is making about Farrah"s life. But we"re sure he"ll get started right away after he sees … this.


In the video that we"ve included, Farrah shows off her police uniform.


See, she"s landed a movie role.


Farrah abraham police photo


"Well the tables have turned," Farrah jokes in her caption beside a photo that shows her in a police officer"s uniform.


Farrah is referring to her court case over an alleged assault on a hotel employee. Farrah pleaded not guilty just days ago.


Farrah then bosts that: "The Irony in my life is better then watching "COPS.""


We"re not going to delve into the definitions of different types of irony. We"ll just let that one go.


(We"re also, even more reluctantly, leaving unchallenged the suggestion that COPS is somehow a paragon of entertainment)


Farrah is going to appear in I Got The Hook-Up 2. She plays a police officer.


Farrah abraham i got the hookup 2 caption


"Watch Full video now on my #youtube channel! Vlog," Farrah invites her followers.


See our attached video if you want to witness Farrah"s totally professional nonstop livestreaming from the set.


"On set behind the scenes," Farrah teases. "#IGOTTHEHOOKUP2 coming soon!"


The first film, whose stars included Master P and Ice Cube, came out a few years ago.


"Love @masterp & all of production @ko_creative," Farrah concludes. "ON SET SCRIPTED VLOG FARRAH ABRAHAM "I GOT THE HOOK UP 2"


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Back in July, Farrah"s talent agency (ugh, can imagine what kind of torment it must be to do that?) praised her.


They described her casting accomplishment as "booking a leading role in a SAG film."


Well … it sure is a SAG film. It doesn"t look like she"s playing the main character, however.


"In this next scene, I gotta admit I thought I was playing the lead principal role, and then I woke up this morning," Farrah says at one point in the video.


Oh Farrah.


Farrah abraham weight loss lollipop


After overcoming her distraction, Farrah resumes her story.


"Messed up," Farrah tells the camera as she continues to livestream nonstop from the set.


"So basically I did a whole acting coach and memorized the whole thing," Farrah reveals.


So she learned her script. Like actors are supposed to.


"And now," Farrah continues. "Totally different role."


Farrah abraham poses in intimate wear


Farrah isn"t blaming Master P for this hate crime worthy of Viacom.


"That was like an executive over like the company," Farrah says, explaining whose call it was to make her play a police officer rather than the lead.


Farrah seems uncharacteristically chill about getting demoted.


Maybe she"s just very, very excited to be appearing in a movie that does not involve things going into her orifices.



Maybe she"s just excited to be appearing in something that has an actual script.


Compared to charging fans $ 10 to touch her, this does seem like a step up for Farrah"s recent career.


And honestly? She should be excited.


Plenty of actual, non-terrible actresses get their start in minor roles in a random sequel films.


And the first I Got The Hook-Up made more than 8 times its budget at the box office.



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Monday, August 13, 2018

Farrah Abraham Refuses Plea Deal on Assault Case: I"M NOT GUILTY!

So hey, remember that time that Farrah Abraham was staying at a hotel in Beverly Hills and then started arguing with other guests at the hotel?


And then when a security guard came to escort her away from those poor guests, she flipped out and assaulted him?



You remember!


According to the security guard and several witnesses, Farrah hit the poor man with her forearm and grabbed his face and shook it.


Then, when police arrived, she told them to “f-ck off” several times, which, you know, isn’t great.


She was taken to jail and stayed there for a good long while until she was released, and a few weeks later, she was officially charged with battery and resisting arrest.


Pretty much from the very moment she was released from jail, she’s been telling anyone and everyone that she’s not guilty.



She’s said that she was set up because she’s famous, that she’s being bullied by everyone who claims she’s guilty … you know, just classic Farrah denial.


But the fact remains that several witnesses, including police officers, saw what actually happened, and they all agree that Farrah broke the law.


So, famous or not, she’s facing jail time.


When she was officially charged, the word was that she could spend a maximum of 18 months in jail for her crimes (the ones she committed that night at the hotel, not the ones she’s committed against humanity over the years).



Also when she was officially charged, her first court date was set for today.


So what happened?!


According to a new report from Radar Online, Farrah was offered a plea deal.


If she agreed to the deal, then the battery charge would be dropped and instead, she’d be charged with trespassing, a misdemeanor.


She wouldn’t go to jail at all, but she’d be on probation for three years, and she’d be required to take 26 anger management classes and do some community service.



As part of the agreement, she’d also stay away from the hotel where this whole nightmare went down.


It sounds like a pretty great deal, right?


You have to imagine that there were cameras at the hotel that perhaps caught some of Farrah’s fit, but even if there wasn’t, police officers probably make pretty convincing witnesses in court.


Besides, Farrah is a single mother. Wouldn’t she want to take this deal if it means avoiding jail time, just so she could be there for her daughter?


If she had the slightest bit of common sense, she’d agree to the plea deal and be done with it.



But, as we all know, she does not have the slightest bit of common sense.


And so when she was offered the deal in court today, she did not take it.


As her attorney explained, Farrah isn’t into the idea of pleading guilty to trespassing because “She was clearly allowed and permitted into the hotel so there is no reason to agree to that.”


But as Farrah herself told the site, “I’m not accepting the offer because I’m not guilty.”


“I have gone through a lot of counseling and therapy,” she claimed. “I am also very mentally stable and I have no aggressive issues.”



“I can literally submit that to my lawyer, show that to the judge and it would still override this fake offer.”


How funny is it that she actually siad “I am very mentally stable and I have no aggressive issues”?


There aren’t any official rules on it or anything, but it seems like people with no aggressive issues wouldn’t cause such a ruckus in a hotel that they’d be escorted out by a security guard.


And non-aggressive people certainly wouldn’t tell police to go f-ck themselves.


As for the “very mentally stable” part, well, there are hours upon hours of Teen Mom footage to prove that wrong, not to mention footage from her other reality shows, plus her social media accounts.



But sure, girl, whatever you say.


Farrah also said “I clearly had a valet and I was not trespassing. I didn’t batter someone.”


“This is just, to me, another form of, again, ‘No celebrity face, there would be no case."”


Does she honestly think she’s so famous that all these people would make up some story about her assaulting a security guard?


And even if she was, why would that happen? What does anyone stand to benefit from her going to jail over this?



Farrah is due back in court on September 21st, so we’ll have to wait until then to see how everything plays out.


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Farrah Abraham Brings Daughter Sophia to Court on Arraignment Day

Farrah Abraham’s taking Mommy & Me day to a whole new level — bringing her 9-year-old daughter to court to watch Mommy get arraigned for battery. The ex-‘Teen Mom’ pled not guilty Monday in L.A. for her June arrest in Beverly Hills. TMZ broke…


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Tuesday, August 7, 2018

Farrah Abraham: I Want to Fight Lindsay Lohan AND Paris Hilton!

It’s only been eight months since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom OG, but the former reality star has already embarked on a new career.


Currently, Farrah is seeking a partner who’s willing to strip down, strap on some protection, and sweat it out on camera.




No, she’s not re-entering the porn world (at least not that we know of).


Instead, Farrah is trying her hand at boxing.


Perhaps she looked at the career of Floyd Mayweather and realized that you can be a truly repugnant human being and still make a ton of money in the ring, or maybe she caught some old episodes of MTV’s Celebrity Death Match and thought it was a documentary.


Whatever the case, Farrah is looking to float like a butterfly and sting like an STD.


She just needs to find an opponent who’s as starved for cash and attention as she is.



Yes, believe it or not, Farrah is having a hard time finding someone who’s willing to punch her in the face.


Perhaps other washed-up celebs are worried about losing to Farrah and falling even further down the pseudo-fame ladder.


Or maybe they’ve heard that urban legend about how if you get too close, the stench of Farrah failure will never wash off and no casting director will ever talk to you again. 


Whatever the case, The Blast is reporting today that both Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have been offered $ 250,000 to box Farrah.


Even after promoters threw in $ 100,000 to the charity of their choice, both women turned the offer down.



As The Ashley’s Reality Roundup points out, there’s good reason for this.


Lohan has a new reality show on the way, and while she’s desperate for the series to be a hit, fighting another MTV star on camera is likely a bridge too far even for LiLo.


For her part, Paris is getting married soon, and she’s probably in no hurry to have her face rearranged before she walks down the aisle (well, maybe by a licensed plastic surgeon, but that’s a conversation for another time).


And even though her career may have taken a nosedive in recent years, Paris is still a Hilton, which means she’s not exactly hard-up for cash.


So Paris and Lindsay aren’t interested, but that doesn’t mean Farrah is out of options.


Former 16 and Pregnant star Lindsey Nicole recently took to Instagram to talk major trash to Ms. Abraham:



“Really Farrah, you think you’re not a bully?” Lindsey wrote.


“Have you watched any of your episodes?


“You bully your mom, dad, producers, cast members, & anyone you think is less than you. Why don’t you get in the ring with me & try to bully me around and see how that goes.”


You would think that Farrah’s people would be making Lindsey an offer.


Instead, Abraham simply blocked her on Instagram.


Sadly, it’s looking more and more like the only celebrity Farrah will be going toe-to-toe with is Ron Jeremy.



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