Farrah Abraham: My Body is ALL NATURAL!!!

When you hear Farrah Abraham’s name, what’s the first thing that comes to mind?

Nothing good, probably.

Lots of people would think about Teen Mom in relation to Farrah, and others would definitely think about her back door and that quaint little film featuring it.

And some of you would just jump straight to how completely, ridiculously awful she can be, either at parenting or just in general.

But there’s a pretty solid chance that upon hearing the name of our favorite girl here, many of you would think about the heaps of plastic surgery she’s had.

Because it’s a lot.

It’s hard to keep up with everything that Farrah has done to her body over the years, but we do know that she kicked things off with breast implants — she got those pretty early on, when Sophia was still a baby.

Back then, she went from an A cup to a C, but she’s had a few more boob jobs since then, to go bigger and to fix some issues that popped up along the way.

After that, she got a nose job and a chin implant, although she later had the chin implant removed.

She’s gotten very into vaginal rejuvenation surgeries, and she also gets lots of injectables.

Over the years, she’s gotten butt injections, lip fillers, face fillers, and Botox.

If you look at an old photo of Farrah and compare it to the Farrah of today, it’s painfully obvious how much she’s changed her appearance.

And if you showed those photos to someone who isn’t familiar with her, they might not even think the photos were of the same person.

But despite all those facts, those extremely well-documented facts that she’s discussed several times over the years, it sounds like she’s changing her tune now.

Farrah Abraham: Here Are My Butt Injections in Action!

See, right now Farrah and Sophia are vacationing in Costa Rica, and she shared a video of herself walking around in a revealing swimsuit because that’s just the kind of thing she does.

With the way the swimsuit is cut, you can see most of her ass, and a whole lot of side-boob.

And you know people always have something to say.

“Yuck,” one person commented. “All that fakeness looks disgusting makes you look deformed.”

“When ya booty phat af and your legs look like chicken legs,” another person joked, pointing out the size difference between her modified and untouched body parts.

Someone else did the same thing, telling Farrah “Um… those implants look very phony. You’ve got scrawny arms and legs but a big butt? Yeah….no….sorry.”

Believe it or not, Farrah herself saw that comment, and she decided to respond.

“Natural lmao get a life,” she said.

But wait, it gets even wilder.

Another commenter told her “Yep love the body money bought you,” and she hit back with “Training got me this body not money … wise up.”

Yep, this girl is honestly out here trying to say that her body is natural.

You can’t make this stuff up.

Someone suggested that Sophia was probably filming this video for Farrah, which could very well be true — Sophia did film her butt injections, remember.

Farrah called that person a “lost Broke hoe.”

Then she really went off.

“God Gave Me A Body,” she wrote.

“I train 3 hours a day 4 & if you lazy pieces of sh-t at home want to talk sh-t then take your scared nothing asses to @rumbleatx for 2 hour sessions & let me know if you live past it……”

“Oh datsss right,” she finished, “you wouldn’t!”

She has been training for that upcoming celebrity boxing match, and she may have just been thinking about that when making all of those replies.

You know, she might have been focusing on all the working out she’s been doing lately and in her twisted Farrah brain, she could that’s what people were talking about when they began commenting on her body.

Obviously no one was talking about that, and it’s absolutely insane that she would would call her body “natural” for any reason.

View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: I Wish I Could Fix Sophia’s Face! Too Bad It’s Illegal!

But delusions are part of her charm, and so here we are.

What a wild, fun ride it always is with Farrah, isn’t it?

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Cardi B Stuns With Makeup-Free Selfie and Natural Hair

Cardi B is talented and beautiful. So beautiful, in fact, that fans don’t mind learning the position in which she got knocked up.

But though she’s known for her carefully manicured looks, she’s showing fans another side of her that few have seen.

Take at look below at her make-up free, natural haired selfie. She’s gorgeous.

Though she had appeared in the past on Love & Hip-Hop: New York, Cardi B was catapulted to becoming a household name with her hit single, “Bodak Yellow.”

After being entranced by her music — the lyrics, the hook, everything — a lot of people were drawn in by her looks.

Cardi B is hot. She just is. You can tell from the photos.

When someone’s looks are tied to their brand, as is so often the case, they seldom let people see them with their guard down.

Like a growing number of celebrities, Cardi B plays by a different set of rules.

Take a look at her makeup-free look and her big, natural hair.

She looks great!

She looks different, but certainly not unrecognizable, which means that she’s doing right by herself when she does her makeup.

Cardi B captioned this photo:

“Knock me down 9 times but i get up 10 bitch!”

From the flow, that actually sounds like it would be a perfect lyric for “Bodak Yellow.”

But the line is actually from another song of hers, “Get Up 10.”

(Logistically, one assumes that Cardi B got up once before any of the nine knockdowns occurred, which would explain in the discrepency between how many times she is knocked down and how many times she arises)

Showing herself with her natural hair — well, straightened to some degree, but mostly natural — is actually a big deal, in a way that sharing a makeup-free snap is not.

Because women of color living in the Western world have had their appearances critiqued and controlled for centuries, forced by white supremacy to conform to European beauty standards.

Cardi B may play that game with her public appearance, but this photo is a powerful and important reminder that she has a lot of hair, and that she has to put in a great deal of work to make it appear as it does in public.

(When she isn’t wearing a wig, that is)

Recently, Cardi B announced her pregnancy.

She is pregnant by her fiance, Offset.

Initially, many of her fans grew concerned when she became engaged so quickly after skyrocketing to fame.

They wondered if Offset was hitching himself to her before it really hit home for her what an incredible future her career has in store.

(Doubts were magnified when a woman came forward claiming to be Offset’s baby mama … and Offset’s refusal to take a paternity test)

Many of those concerns have vanished as fans are enthusiastic for Cardi B to become a mom.

Cardi B’s selfie is inspirational and we’re so glad that she elected to share it.

That does not mean that we don’t like any of her other looks.

Like all women, and also all other folks, she is entitled to be the author of her own appearance. That means that she can wear as much or as little makeup as she likes.

So long as she keeps churning out excellent music, we’ll keep listening.

Speaking of which, if you’ll excuse us, we need to listen to “Bodak Yellow” one or ten times.

View Slideshow: 22 Make-Up Free Star Selfies

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Mark Wahlberg denies being a steroid user … saying his yolked bod is “all natural” and a result of “hard work.” We got Mark Monday in L.A. and asked about allegations that he, Josh Duhamel and WWE star Roman Reigns were clients of a now-jailed…

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Chuck Berry Died of "Natural Causes," No Autopsy

Chuck Berry died from natural causes … TMZ has learned. We’re told Berry’s personal doctor will sign off on the death certificate that the cause of death was natural, and there will be no autopsy. By the way, various diseases would still classify…

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Dr. Drew Says George Michael"s Death Was NOT Natural, Signs Point to Drugs and Booze (VIDEO)

Dr. Drew isn’t buying the coroner’s report about George Michael dying of natural causes … because there were too many markers of substance abuse. We got the good doc Tuesday night at Catch and he was pretty fired up about the official report…

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Kendall Jenner: My Face Is All Natural!

Kendall Jenner is not impressed with the reports that she has had cosmetic surgery on her face. 

All of the rumors seemed to stem from a livestream that Kendall took part in with her sister, Kylie Jenner. 

“When I deleted my Instagram back in November, people were saying, ‘Kendall deleted her account to have full facial reconstruction,"” she revealed.

Now, the Kardashians are well known for getting cosmetic surgery, but Kendall has revealed that people concluding she went under the knife was the “most upsetting rumor.”

With regards to the bigger lips during the livestream, Kendall has a reason for the way she looked that day. 

“We had to hurry, so I let Ky do my face,” Jenner said of the day in question.

“I never wear lip liner or lipstick unless it’s the occasional obvious red. I left all of the makeup on because we were so rushed and I went out and did my thing. I LOVED my makeup. I never say this, but I just felt so pretty.”

However, her feeling of happiness was short-lived when she witnessed reports popping up all over the internet about whether he look was natural. 

“All of a sudden, photos of us came out with headlines like, ‘OMG Kendall got her lips done and got full facial reconstruction — look at her cheekbones, look at her nose!"” Kendall explained.

“Kylie saw it all unfold and felt bad, so she went on Snapchat and took the blame.”

It’s definitely great that Kylie took the blame for the makeup, but you would think the Kendall would have thicker skin when you consider the multitude of rumors that come out about her family. 

“It’s all so exhausting,” she added.

“As a model, why would I have my face reconstructed? It doesn’t even make sense. It’s crazy because sometimes I feel like people just want me to lose.” 

“People forget that they’re talking about real people who have real feelings and actually live their everyday lives (for the most part) just like everyone else,” she concluded.

To be fair, Kendall is the least likely member of her family to opt for cosmetic surgery. She’s a natural beauty and you can tell that from the pictures of her modeling. 

What do you think about this?

Sound off below!

View Slideshow: 21 Times Kendall Jenner Proved to Be the Real Deal

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Tony Perkins Doesn"t Think God Creates Natural Disasters to Punish Gay People Anymore

As we all know by now, irony is rain on your wedding day.

It is also 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

But it’s ALSO this:

In 2015, the Family Research Council’s Tony Perkins spoke with a Messianic Jewish pastor named Jonathan Cahn.

The latter had previously implied that that Hurricane Joaquin, which caused endless damage t the Bahamas, was a “sign of God’s wrath” against abortion and the Supreme Court’s ruling that legalized same-sex marriage.

Perkins concurred, saying last year that while “those on the Left like to mock these things,” there’s no doubt about how “God is trying to send us a message.”

He went on to echo Cahn’s sentiments regarding U.S. leaders having “crossed a gigantic line” and “overruled the word of God massively” when they “legalized the killing of the unborn in 1973 and now we have the striking down of marriage.”

These comments were made in October of 2015.

Fast forward less than one year to the devastation in Louisiana at the moment, as extreme flooding has leveled thousands of homes in the state.

Perkins said on Tuesday that he and his family had to escape their house in a canoe over the weekend due to this natural disaster.

“This is a flood of, I would have to say, near-biblical proportions,” Perkins said on his “Washington Watch” radio show, adding:

“This is unlike anything we’ve seen before… It’s a matter of picking up the pieces.”

It’s an awful tragedy, one affecting a region that is still recovering from Hurricane Katrina.

Perkins said he and his family will residence in a trailer for six months while their home is under repair.

He’s fortunate to even have that option, as countless people have nowhere to go right now.

This time around, however, Perkins didn’t tie the recent flooding to divine intervention

He referred to the flooding as tool for inspiration, not revenge, changing his tune around because he was actually affected by this disaster.

He said these floods had been sent as an “incredible, encouraging spiritual exercise to take you to the next level in your walk with an almighty and gracious God who does all things well.”

In a 2014, however, on another “Washington Watch” broadcast, Perkins reacted to Colorado’s Civil Rights Commission unanimously upholding a judge’s finding that a baker unlawfully discriminated against gay customers… by using a Holocaust metaphor.

“I’m beginning to think, are re-education camps next?” he said on air.

“When are they going to start rolling out the boxcars to start hauling off Christians?”

In other words: Perkins likely thinks these floods are a “spiritual exercise to take you to the next level in your walk with an almighty and gracious God who does all things well.”

Unless you’re gay. In which case he still thinks they are an act of revenge.

McKayla Maroney: My Lips Are Totally Natural, OK?

Her appearance on NBC4 last week made fans wonder what the hell she did to her lips.

McKayla Maroney did some press during coverage of the Olympic trials last weekend, and viewers couldn’t help but notice that her lips had…let’s say “swelled” a bit.

Not so, Maroney told Seventeen Magazine.

“Your face changes, you get older, your face fills out, and you fall into liking makeup and different stuff like that,” she said.

“And for people saying that, for the most part — it would kind of hurt my feelings when you haven’t done anything.  You just kind of have to keep being yourself and move forward with what you love. 

“I just haven’t had anything to give to people, so they’re almost just picking at anything that they can to find something to talk about me for. It’s just one of those things right now and you just have to keep moving forward.”

Maroney posted an old photo of herself at the 2012 London Games next to a caption that read “Me thinking about how to get my face to look like i’ve never done anything to my face when i’ve never done anything to my face.”

Maroney admitted that social media hasn’t been easy, especially since transitioning from gymnast to a 24-year-old aspiring singer.

“It’s a very vulnerable position to be in,” Maroney said of being a gymnast in the age of Twitter.

“I was so young and I was not focused on what I looked like. I was focused on the gold medal.”

These days, the LA-based Maroney is making up for lost time.

“I think it freaks people out to see somebody change just a little bit. I don’t mean to freak anybody out. At the end of the day, I have changed. I can’t blame anybody for saying, ‘Oh, she changed!"”

Whatever the case, she’s moved on, everyone else should, too.

“It’s good to keep evolving and growing,” she said.

“I think most people should be accepting with stuff like that, but you know, you can’t force anybody into feeling a certain way.

“So for anybody who’s judging it and not liking it, that’s fine.”

View Slideshow: McKayla Maroney Instagram Photos: The Gold Standard!

Courtney Stodden Sticks Naked Butt in the Air, Acts Natural

Whew! For a minute there, we’d thought we’d lost naked Courtney Stodden.

First, she posts a makeup-free selfie, revealing a face (and just her face) that’s totally unrecognizable. Okay, she’s pretty much unrecognizable to most folks, anyway, but you know what I mean.

Then she posts a photo of herself in her version of a “classy” outfit: a skimpy leotard and a hoodie.

Geez, Courtney. You may as well be the next Sister Wife.

But nah, that was all just for funsies, because naked Courtney is back on Instagram, nuder than ever.

In this naked photo, she’s in bed, which we know because she captioned the photo with the hashtag “#bedbug.”

When I see a pic like this – you know, one that’s supposed to be “candid” but in reality is anything but – I always ponder the logistics that went into it.

For example:

• How many shots did she take before getting a good one?


• How many times did she have to move before getting the right lighting?


• Who is actually taking the photo?


• Is someone crouching down on the side of the bed or is Courtney doing a reach around with her right arm?  


• How many times did she have to reposition her ass to get that curved look?

Any woman who’s ever tried to take sexy selfies like this (yep, I’m guilty) knows that it’s not like, “Oh, I’m just hanging around naked in bed in full hair and makeup with my ass thrust skyward and thought I’d capture the moment with a selfie.” 

Nah, girl, it takes time, effort and commitment.

But then again, this is kind of Courtney’s job.

However, believe it or not, she does have another job. She’s set to appear on Lifetime’s new reality show, The Mother/Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition with her mom Krista, plus Kim Richards and Heidi Pratt.

We’re positive it’ll be a doozy.

Kim Zolciak: Look At My Natural Thigh Gap!!!

Kim Zolciak doesn’t miss a beat.

Last night, the Don’t Be Tardy star Instagram’d a photo of her date night outfit, while husband Kroy Bierman got ready in the background.

“Date night but only have an hour!” she wrote.”Gotta make time even if it’s quick.”

We didn’t ask, but Zolciak mentioned her thigh gap anyway.

“I don’t need to stick my butt out or point my feet in to have a thigh gap I have one even if I stand on my head.

“#BornWithIt #ILoveYouJuicy #IDontPostForYourOpinion #ItsMYIGSoIPostPicsOfMe #ThatsNothingNew.”

Back in August, Zolciak wrote something similar about her thigh gap, which has been a controversial topic over the past two years.  Some define it as a measure of beauty, which doesn’t do much for the whole “love your body” message.

Zolciak was at Emory University at the time, and wanted to show off her Jimmy Choos to fans.

“Listen I turn my feet in so you can see my damn shoe not to have a thigh gap cause I have that anyway!” she wrote.

We get it.  You have a thigh gap.

Zolciak also showed off a makeup-free selfie yesterday, the result of a lovely facial THAT SHE PAID FOR.

“Thank you Magnolia Spa for my amazing Hydra facial today!

“No they didn’t ask me to post, no I didn’t get paid to say this! It’s the only spa me and my entire family go to here in GA! They are the best!”

View Slideshow: Kim Zolciak Body Selfies

Ariana Grande: Look at My Natural Hair!

Ariana Grande has said over and over and over that she was not keeping it real back when she said America sucked.

Conversely, however, the singer is totally keeping it real in her latest Instagram post.

Feating a collage of four separate selfies, the photo show off various angles of Grande’s voluminous hairdo.

“Peekaboo healthy curls,” the artist wrote as a caption to the fun montage, adding: “long time no see.”

Grande is nearly always seen in public with her hair in a ponytail, later joking in an Instagram video that she and her dog Ophelia now “match.”

The pop singer has confessed in the past that she rocked the same hairstyle because her locks were left in such bad condition after starring on Nickelodeon shows Victorious and its spinoff, Sam & Cat.

“I had to bleach my hair and dye it red every other week for the first 4 years of playing Cat… as one would assume, that completely destroyed my hair,” she said in early 2014.

“My real hair is back to brown and I wear extensions, but I wear it in a ponytail because my actual hair is so broken that it looks absolutely ratchet and absurd when I let it down.

“Trust me, it’s… difficult for me to have to wait forever for my natural hair to grow back and to have to wear more fake hair than every drag queen on earth combined.”

We understand. At least Grande can take comfort in the following pictures, which all make her look very pretty: