Showing posts with label Farrah. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Farrah. Show all posts

Monday, August 6, 2018

Farrah Abraham: For Just $10, You Can Touch Me!

With a friend claiming that Farrah Abraham is a hooker, perhaps now isn’t the best time for her to be effectively selling her body — but that’s just what the former Teen Mom star was doing. Sort of.


Over the weekend, Farrah was selling hugs, handshakes, and the opportunity to “chit chat” with her to anyone willing to meet her price.


Just wait until you see her price list.



San Diego Comic Con was just a few weeks ago, and it was full of dazzling trailers and even some surprise announcements that brought tears of joy to fans across the globe.


Bell County Comic Con took place on August 4 and 5 at the Bell County Expo Center in Belton, Texas.


And, for whatever reason, Farrah Abraham was there, as the eagle-eyed folks at The Ashley noticed.


We know that comic con events can feature a diverse array of guests, from artists to actors to writers to directors.


But Teen Mom stars — sorry, former Teen Mom stars — are a little different from what you’d expect in a convention hall full of fans and cosplayers.




Farrah Abraham Hug Prices


But that’s not all. Farrah was there to make money.


If someone did wander over to Farrah — perhaps to comment that she still looks as great as she did in Aliens when she faced off against Sigourney Weaver — Farrah would charge them ten whole dollars to shake her hand.


Teen Mom fans all know where Farrah’s hands have been.


Speaking of which, you could also purchase a hug from Farrah for $ 10.


If you wanted to avoid physical contact with Farrah while still listening to her speak, you could “chit chat” with her for $ 5.


We’re envisioning a sign that reads “$ 5 Word Salads” but we imagine that Farrah would not advertise that way.



For $ 40, she would write her actual name for her.


Alternatively, you could spend those $ 40 on a photo of Farrah. Not a signed photo, mind you — just a photo op.


(That part, at least, is sort of normal)


If you wanted Farrah to go so far as to sign her name on a photo of herself, therefore completing the prophecy and ushering in the end times, that would cost you $ 70.


For $ 80, Farrah would star in a personalized video that you could use to impress all of your friends by showing off how poorly you use your money.


But it’s not uncommon for stars to make money at convention appearances, right? So … is this unusual?



In a word: yes.


“We go to several cons a year,” one bewildered con attendee wrote on Twitter. “And I have never seen anyone charge for a hug, handshake, or to freaking chit chat!”


“And I’ve met people from Ron Perlman to Norman Reedus to Chazz Palminteri!” that person continued. “Farrah Abraham is gross and desperate!”


Gross and desperate more or less summarizes her brand.


“Selling hugs … desperate much!?” wrote another person. “Who does that?!”


Farrah does — with a little help from daddy dearest Michael Abraham, who was also at the booth, selling physical and verbal contact with his daughter.



There is nothing wrong with celebrities charging fans money to get a photo together. Some fans even use those photos to propose — it’s adorable.


There is also nothing wrong with sex work. Your body is your body, and, morally speaking, you have every right to be compensated for what you do with it.


But many people take issue with what Farrah has been doing. Selling autographs is not the same thing as selling “chit chat” and gives the impression that she despises any and all contact with her fans.


True or not, her fans — and she really does have them — are the only way that she stays in business. Well, the only way that her remaining businesses stay open — her frozen yogurt store shut down.



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Friday, August 3, 2018

Farrah Abraham Is Morphing Into Kim Kardashian and It"s Beyond Weird

Whether you like her or not, there’s no denying that Kim Kardashian is one of the most successful women on the planet.


So it stands to reason that so many young people seek to emulate the queen of all media.




Unfortunately, they sometimes go a bit overboard in their admiration of Ms. Kardashian West.


We’ve already watched in confused horror as Kylie Jenner slowly transformed into Kim.


And we breathed a sigh of relief when she began to put the brakes on that creepy mutation.


Of course, Kylie is almost a billionaire now, so maybe she was onto something.


At least that’s what Farrah Abraham seems to be thinking, as she’s now undergoing her own Kimmening, seemingly in hopes of hopping aboard the Kardashian-Jenner gravy train.



Believe it or not, that’s Farrah.


She posted that photo to promote her new career as a celebrity boxer because apparently, no one told her that there’s more to that sort of venture than just posing for pics while wearing satin shorts.


Ya know, stuff like securing a celebrity opponent and getting repeatedly punched in the face.


Farrah’s been known to cry when people refer to her sex tape as “porn,” so it should be interesting to see how she fares in the boxing ring.


Anyway, Ms. Abraham doesn’t need an opponent to rearrange her face, as she seems to be doing a fine job of that on her own.



It’s tough to pin down what exactly has changed in her appearance, but as the folks at Life & Style point out, Farrah seems to look more and more like Kim all the time.


We’re sure Farrah would claim that it’s totally unintentional.


And if she only borrowed one aspect of Kim’s signature look, perhaps we would believe her.


But these days, it seems like she basically showed the same photo of Kim to her plastic surgeon, makeup artist, personal shopper, and hairstylist.



Farrah’s even managed to tan her way to Kim’s exact skin tone.


We’d say Kim must be a little freaked out by this Single White Female treatment, but so many people have been biting her style for so long that she’s probably used to it.


Of course, Farrah is nuts, and she might be willing to take things a bit farther than most.


Hopefully, she’ll draw the line at trying to steal Kanye from Kim.


But if she can find herself an equally wealthy and unhinged rapper, you better believe Farrah is gonna literally jump on that.



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Thursday, August 2, 2018

Kailyn Lowry Threatens Farrah Abraham: Meet Me in the Streets!

Amazingly, Farrah Abraham is willing to fight someone in a boxing match to promote anit-bullying.


If you think that it’s absurd that Farrah, of all people, would think that she’s the person to champion an anti-bullying event, you’re not alone.


Kailyn Lowry is dragging Farrah over this, and even issues a veiled threat.



Speaking to RadarOnlineKailyn Lowly says that Farrah Abraham is just about the worst person to headline an anti-bullying campaign.


“I think there are much better influencers,” Kailyn says in a pretty epic understatement.


Specificially, Kail says that there is no shortage of famous folks “who would make more sense for this.”


That said …


“There are plenty of us who will take her up on this,” Kailyn says, evoking images of people lining up for a chance to physically fight Farrah Abraham.


“I think Lindsey Nicholson is a good option,” Kail suggests.



Lindsey, of course, was on 16 and Pregnant. She also just happens to be a cage fighter.


“She knows what she’s doing,” Kailyn says.


Additionally, Kail gushes about Lindsey, saying: “She’s an amazing person.”


That is so sweet!


Kailyn notes that Lindsey would have a narrative appeal, adding: “And she has a story to tell.”



At the very leash, Kailyn says, she would be there to cheer on Lindsey if she entered the ring with Farrah.


“I’ll be there to support her,” Kail pledges.


Though of course Kailyn acknowledges that Farrah might be unwilling to fight Lindsey, adding: “if she gets it.”


“And I’m sure,” Kailyn adds, that “a few of my other costars would come out to support.”


We don’t doubt it!



Of course, Farrah’s dad also had something to say about Farrah’s proposed fight.


“Too bad we won’t see Drita fight,” he says, referring to Farrah’s feud with Drita D’Avanzo.


“She is like me,” he says. “Way too old age group.”


Drita is 42 years old and a Mob Wives star. Michael is a 61-year-old grandfather.


“And she is not one to promote anti-hate,” Michael accuses.


Interesting, since it’s his daughter who started their feud for no apparent reason.


Michael can’t resist body-shaming Kailyn, adding: “And Kail is a lot higher weight class so that won’t happen either, LOL!”



Kailyn heard Michael’s disgusting bit of body-shaming and has a cool-headed response.


“Farrah’s dad has a point,” Kailyn acknowledges.


Kail goes on, saying: “I’m definitely not in Farrah’s weight class.”


That’s true.


“However,” Kail continues. “He shot himself in the foot with his comments about Drita and [me].”


She then very carefully insinuates that he and Farrah should watch their backs.


Kailyn says: “I don’t think the streets care about age or weight.” … Dang, girl!



“Michael and Farrah will do anything to stay relevant,” Kail states.


Yep. That’s sort of their whole brand.


“Something is wrong with their relationship, too,” Kail says of the twisted father and daughter. “I don’t know; I don’t get it.”


Nobody gets it.


Kailyn also states the obvious, noting that Farrah’s “comments and actions don’t align with promoting anti-bullying.”


Yep.



Farrah, always the victim, says that she’d never fight a fellow Teen Mom star — because they’re too mean for her to punch.


“Those who bully would not be fit for an anti-bullying match,” Farrah claims.


Quick, someone get her a mirror!


Farrah continues: “The Teen Mom cast is riddled with negativity, bullying, and acts that are unhealthy.”


That is certainly true! But there’s a little less of that now that Farrah is out.



“I look forward,” Farrah says. “To going in the ring with someone with integrity.”


What person of integrity would enter the ring with Farrah? Either someone intent on delivering an epic beatdown … or someone who hasn’t googled her.


Farrah wants to do this “so it’s a great boxing match for all to watch.”


Sure — there are a lot of people who would love to see Farrah in a boxing match. Just not for the reasons that Farrah hopes.


“Count down,” Farrah teases. “It’s going to be huge.”



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David Eason SLAMS MTV For Hiring Lindsay Lohan: She"s Worse Than Farrah!

It’s been almost six months since David Eason was fired by MTV, but apparently, Jenelle Evans’ repugnant husband is still pissed about being unceremoniously kicked to the curb.


In fact, pretty much every time the network makes a major personnel decision, Eason takes to social media to throw a public temper tantrum.




When Bristol Palin joined the cast of Teen Mom OG, David whined on Facebook in embarrassing fashion.


So it should come as no surprise that he has much to say about MTV’s decision to partner up with one of the most infamous “actresses” on the planet.


In case you haven’t heard, Lindsay Lohan is set to star in a new reality show about her nightclub in Mykonos, Greece.


Sources say the series was inspired by Vanderpump Rules, and Lindsay will preside over the proceedings in the fashion of that show’s titular star.


Of course, Lisa Vanderpump is a successful businesswoman with decades of experience as a club owner, and Lindsay Lohan is what would happen if you injected a bloated liver with a newly-discovered strain of super-herpes, but we digress.



Anyway, David is not happy about his former home network’s decision to work with Lindsay.


“WOW! Lindsay Lohan,” David wrote on Facebook.


“MTV sure does love the drama. Great way to get some views, put the craziest person you can find on her own program!”


He went on to rag on Lindsay for her past substance abuse issues and compare her to one of the network’s most notorious former stars:


“I’m such a bad person but you go hire Lindsay??? WTF, that girl is gonna run off with your gear and sell it for cocaine!” Eason wrote.


“I mean everyone has their ups and downs in life but that’s more downs than ups! She will be MTVs new Farrah, only worse!”






Well, David would know all about a life that’s “more downs than ups.”


His own prodigious list of deep valleys includes such ignominious low-lights as marrying Jenelle Evans, doing drugs with her while she was pregnant, and having CPS called to his home 20 times in a single year.


Oh, and let’s not forget Eason’s homophobic tirade that got him fired from Teen Mom 2.


But please, David, tell us more about how Lindsay Lohan is the worst.


Compared to you, she’s an upstanding pillar of the global community.


If it weren’t sad to the point of being tragic, it would actually be impressive that you’ve managed to make Lindsay freakin’ Lohan look good.



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Monday, July 30, 2018

Farrah Abraham: Is She ACTUALLY a Hooker?!


Farrah Abraham has been the subject of many rumors for many years.


Some really bad stuff, too.


But one of the more popular rumors, one that"s been going around for at least five years now, is that she"s an escort.


How did that rumor get started? What evidence is there? Is there any truth to it at all?


Let"s investigate!




1. Oh, Farrah


Farrah abraham in underwear for some reason

Farrah Abraham has been involved in the adult entertainment industry for several years. This is not a secret.



2. Memories!


Farrah abraham sex tape cover

In 2013, her first sex tape was released. She claimed that it was an actual sex tape that had been leaked, but her co-star was James Deen, probably the most famous male porn star these days, and also come on, of course that’s not how it happened.



3. Get It


Farrah abraham wears clothes

After the success of her tape, Farrah leaned hard into her newfound porn fame — eventually she released another tape, and she started going to adult conventions, that sort of thing.



4. Wow


Farrah close up

She also began selling her own sex toys, made from molds of her very own naughty parts, so that her fans could actually buy replicas of her butthole. It was a weird time.



5. A True Businesswoman


Farrah abraham strip club promo

On top of all that, she also made several appearances in strip clubs, sometimes even stripping herself. During that time, she said she was “researching” a future film role, not just stripping to be a stripper. Funnily enough, that movie hasn’t been released yet.



6. Farrah the Cam Girl


Farrah abraham cam soda

She’s also dabbled in cam girl sites, and by that, we mean she’s gotten naked and masturbated in live streams on those sites.


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Farrah Abraham: Dad Body-Shames Kailyn Lowry in Disgusting Tweets!

Farrah Abraham is so awful, right?


The kind of awful that you’re not just born with — nope, that kind of awfulness has to be learned.



And over the years, as Farrah and her family were featured more and more on reality television, it became painfully clear where she learned it.


Guys, her parents are THE WORST.


We usually talk about her mother, Debra Danielsen, because she’s so much more actively bad.


Remember the time she slapped Farrah on an early season of Teen Mom OG?


Or the time she got arrested for abusing her (and answered the door with knives in her hands when police came)?


Or when she wasn’t allowed to see Farrah or Sophia after the arrest and she acted like she had no idea why that was?


Or, to go forward a few years, that time she got into an argument with Farrah in front of Sophia and started crying about how she wanted to die, because that’s appropriate talk for a child to hear?



There are so, so many instances of Debra being manipulative and weird and just totally inappropriate, but you know who else is just as terrible, but in a different way?


Her father, Michael Abraham.


He’s pretty much the opposite of Debra: instead of arguing with Farrah over everything to the point where she got cut out of her life, Michael agrees with everything she says, and she and Sophia have been living with him.


He seems to be on Twitter pretty much constantly, defending his daughter to anyone and everyone who has anything negative to say about her.


And that’s what he’s been doing over the weekend.


So you know how Farrah always goes on and on about bullies, about how she’s the victim of bullies and she’s so against bullying, even though we’ve seen her be a bully to countless people over the years?


OK, and you know she’s getting into those celebrity boxing matches, and even hopes to do one and donate the proceeds to an anti-bullying organization?



Lindsey Nicholson, who you might remember from 16 and Pregnant, took notice of all of that, and she decided to call Farrah out on Instagram.


“Really,” she asked, “you think you’re not a bully? Have you watched any of your episodes? You bully your mom dad, producers, cast members, & anyone you think is less than you.”


“Why don’t you get in the ring with me & try to bully me around and see how that goes.”


She hilariously referenced Farrah’s amazing feud with Drita D’Avanzo, saying that if Farrah wasn’t interested in fighting her, then she’s sure Drita “won’t have any issues doing this for all of America.”


Lindsey even offered to train Drita, because she’s sweet like that.


The Ashley’s Reality Roundup reached out to her, and she told the site that she really does mean what she wrote.



“I would never call someone out if I wasn’t [serious],” she said. “I don’t really play games.”


“It’s just strange she’s fighting to raise money for anti-bullying when she bullies everyone!”


She explained “I want to fight her because of the way she’s treated every single person I know who’s come in contact with her. She needs to be put in her place.”


Ideally, she said that she’d do an MMA fight with Farrah, “but I highly doubt she’d agree to it.”


Can you imagine? Can you even imagine how amazing that would be?


Hold on tight, because this is about to get even better.


Drita responded to all of this, directing a message to Farrah on Instagram that began with “Listen up #horseface I called u out … n u called a lawyer!!”



“Are u gonna have a cop as the referee 2???????????? I don’t want u wearing headgear!..i don’t want a referee stopping anything!…I rather be on the streets.”


She actually said that she told Farrah that she’d pay for her to come meet her for a fight, “since u are so desperate to use my name to make a dollar.”


“Howeva,” she continued, “I have a better idea…i love boxing but when it comes to u I rather fight in a cage #ufcstyle.”


Yes. Yes, please.


“Wanna do it legit,” Drita added, “no problem.. in a #cage where u belong u filthy #animal. Give me the date and time!!! I’m here! I’m ready!”


This story started getting some attention, and Lindsey tweeted about it, and she also asked Kailyn Lowry, one of her friends from the Teen Mom franchise, if she wanted in on the action.


“I’m in,” Kailyn responded.



And that’s when Michael decided to get involved in the cattiest way possible.


“To bad we won’t see Drita fight she is like me… way to old ‘age group’ and she is not one to promote anti hate,” he tweeted.


“And Kail is in a lot higher weight class so that won’t happen either lol!”


So rude, right? And Kailyn’s Teen Mom bestie, Chelsea Houska, called him out on it.


“Yikes,” she told him. “Horrible and low blow thing to say about Kail. Please don’t comment on a woman’s weight in any way.”


She’s completely right, obviously, and Michael had to know what he wrote was wrong — but of course he denied that.


“Chelsea I have the highest respect for you and your entire family,” he wrote. “No it was not meant as low blow towards Kail…”



“It’s a realistic statement backed by fact that in any fighting event weight classes are real and used as competitive classes.”


He meant that so much that he gave similar responses to several other people upset that he went after Kailyn like that — 34 times so far, if we’re being exact.


As for Kailyn, she thanked Chelsea for defending her, then wrote this gem of a tweet:


“Y’all coming for Michael for talking about my weight, thank you. But I’d be willing to drop weight for that fight so it’s not a problem.”


Can dreams really come true?


Guess we’ll have to wait until Farrah’s big match on November 3rd to see!



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Farrah Abraham Blames MTV for Insanity of Jenelle Evans


Farrah Abraham holds a grudge better than someone holds a camera in front of the former Teen Mom star for a live sex show.


In light of Jenelle Evans flipping out on a motorist and getting arrest, an incident captured on a recent Teen Mom OG episode, the former MTV personality has placed the blame for this situation squarely on…


… the company that fired her?


How did Farrah make this connection?


Good question!


Scroll down for the answer!




1. Wait… What Happened?!?


Jenelle evans and david eason on july 4

In April 2018, Evans pulled a gun on a fellow motorist who was driving near her in North Carolina. Her son, eight-year old Jace, was with her at the time of the confrontation.



2. Who Called the Cops?


Jenelle raging on the road

Evans, actually. She dialed 911 to report that her kid was injured after a some dude “purposely slammed on the brakes” in front of her. This maybe was possibly true. But it also left out some key facts.



3. For Instance?


Jenelle evans eye roll

Well… based on report from the Brunswick County Sheriff’s Office Communication Center CFS, this other driver claimed that Jenelle “hit his truck, ran over his mailbox and pulled a gun on him.” Oh. Okay then. That sure is different from what Jenelle insinuated originally.



4. How Dare This Guy?!?


Jenelle evans and a green screen

Onlookers, meanwhile, said that Evans became irate while driving behind this man and then took it upon herself to follow him to his house, where she threatened him physically.



5. According to a Witness:


Jenelley evans

“A crazy lady followed [the man] to his house, fixing to get shot. She was driving blocking traffic, he tried to pass her on the inside like everyone else and she flipped out.” That does sound like our gal!



6. Bring It On!


David jenelle eason

The driver himself says that Evans ended up on his property and he taunted her to “bring it on.” Evans obliged, brandishing a firearm!


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Saturday, July 28, 2018

Farrah Abraham Blames "Teen Mom" Producers for Jenelle Evans" Gun Incident

Farrah Abraham says if you’re looking for the real villain in “Teen Mom 2” star Jenelle Evans’ gun incident … you should start with the people who put the show on the air. The ‘Teen Mom’ alum was leaving Mastro’s in Bev Hills Friday night…


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Friday, July 27, 2018

Farrah Abraham Is a Pill-Popping Hooker, Friend Claims

Yesterday, we reported on rumors that Farrah Abraham is an out of control drunk who likes to get blackout hammered while partying at Barry’s.


Is Barry’s a bar? Is it just the residence of some dude named Barry? Is Farrah partying with misters Bonds, Sanders, or Manilow?



We have no idea, but according to Z-list actress and sometime Farrah acquaintance Phoebe Price, Farrah can be found getting sh-tfaced at Barry’s more nights than not.


Anyway, Ms. Price obviously enjoyed the attention she received from bashing Farrah yesterday, so today, she’s doubling down on her claims.


“She’s a high-class hooker,” Price tells Radar Online.


“She meets men on very exclusive websites, and one guy she went to meet in Dubai.


“She dumped her last guy because he lied on [celebrity dating site] Raya about his income.”


As Radar points out, Farrah did travel to Dubai — with her 9-year-old daughter, Sophia, in tow — back in May.



Price goes on to allege that Farrah’s frequent cosmetic procedures have resulted in a debilitating addiction to prescription painkillers.


“She gets pills with all these procedures she gets done,” Price claims.


“She claims to have pain afterward,” she adds. 


“I think it makes her really moody.”


We may have created a monster by getting so much pleasure from Phoebe’s unrepentant shade-throwing, 


“She drinks too much. She pops pills too much. She’s a bad mom. And I wouldn’t be surprised if Sophia gets taken away,” the actress says.



“She leaves her with babysitters and she tries to get rid of Sophia every chance she gets. She tries to act for the camera like she is a great mom.”


Price goes on to compare Farrah to another troubled — albeit much more famous — star, claiming that if Farrah doesn’t get her act together, she’s headed for an overdose such as the one recently suffered by Demi Lovato.


“She has to get her life in check or she could end up another Demi Lovato,” Price says.


“It all started with alcohol with Demi. She needs help. I know she has many issues and needs help, especially because of Sophia. I have known other people with bipolar.”


Needless to say, those are some serious allegations.



In fact, if this were anyone other than Ms. Abraham, we might have trouble believing them.


Not surprisingly, Farrah was quick to dismiss the Price’s claims as “lame crap,” claiming that she has no time to party, as she’s focusing on her new career as the female Floyd Mayweather.


“I don’t drink at all,” Abraham tells Radar.


“I’m training two times a day for my boxing match … I’m too busy running companies, working on my shows, films, and being with my child.”


As for her short-lived friendship with Price, Farrah says that’s a thing of the past:


“I don’t speak with her anymore, as she is too jealous of my success,” Farrah claims. “She is a horrible person.”


Well, you know what they say — it takes one to know one.



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Farrah Abraham: I Have a Bun in My Oven!!!

After recent claims that Farrah Abraham is an out-of-control drunk, the last thing that Teen Mom fans want to see is any additional children under her care.


On Thursday, Farrah made an ominous reference on social media to the “bun” in her “oven.” She was not talking about baking.


Is Farrah … pregnant?



Thursday, July 26, Farrah wrote a message in her Instagram Live story. It was a message that sent chills down the spines of her followers and set off alarm bells in their minds.


“The bun that’s in my oven is my business,” Farrah wrote.


Fans covered their mouths in horror, because when you say that you have a bun in the oven, that expression almost always means that the person is pregnant.


The only other meaning in English is that there is literally a bun in a literal oven, but because of the prominence of the euphemism for pregnancy, people usually find another way to say that.


Teen Mom fans, who would not want to see any additional children condemned to have their whole worlds revolve around Farrah, were shaken.




Farrah Abraham Bun in the Oven Instagram Live Story


Fortunately, HollywoodLife reached out to the former Teen Mom OG star and Farrah cleared things up.


“I’m totally not pregnant,” Farrah assures.


Let’s all just take a moment to take a deep breath and breathe a sigh of relief.


“The message I posted on my Instagram stories,” Farrah explains. “Is solely about me focusing on my business right now.”


Obviously Farrah’s frozen yogurt shop is not an option, since that place abruptly closed.


Farrah says that she’s a businesswoman “and putting all my effort into that.”



In other words, it sounds like this is a case of Farrah misusing the English language in new, terrible ways.


Which is … extremely on brand for Farrah.


The former Teen Mom OG star is infamous for her word salad, whether she’s speaking or writing.


Some people can become flustered at times or struggle to communicate clearly when writing. Farrah can be incoherent in any medium.


She’s a woman of many talents. Sort of.



Recently, Farrah began training in boxing. And she was not shy when asked about whom she would like to fight.


“Maybe some of the Teen Moms who talk trash about me and bully me,” Farrah says.


Nothing says I’m totally anti-bullying like I would like to punch people.


“Maybe some of the producers who bullied me off the show I created with them,” Farrah adds. “So maybe Morgan Freeman should step out.”


To be clear, that is the name of one producer in particular. Not the actor.


“Drita said she wanted a piece of this,” Farrah adds of the former Mob Wives star with whom she’s been feuding. “But I don’t know if she’s for anti-bullying cause she’s all about bullying.”



“I just want to make sure I know what I’m doing and look my best,” Farrah concludes. “Like I’m Floyd Mayweather stepping in the ring for the women.”


Floyd Mayweather, who is the absolute opposite of an advocate for women, is a really odd person to bring up in this context. Oh, Farrah.


Now, we give Farrah a hard time, but only because she deserves it.


Farrah isn’t the worst mom in the world — or even the worst mom from the Teen Mom franchise (Jenelle!).


But even if we ignore Farrah’s recent screwed up dead dog drama, simply the idea of a child learning English from her is enough to keep us awake at night.


Even if Farrah finally gets to bone her clone, we hope that she lets Sophia remain an only child.



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Thursday, July 26, 2018

Farrah Abraham Is an Out of Control Drunk, Friend Claims

Last month, Farrah Abraham was arrested at the Beverly Hills Hotel after allegedly attacking a male staff memberl.


The former Teen Mom OG star was intoxicated at the time of the incident, and now, a longtime associate is claiming that Farrah is hammered more often than not these days.



You might remember Phoebe Price from … well, we’re not really sure what the hell she’s known for.


According to IMDB, she’s an actress with credits in such cinematic classics as Shoot Me! and Stripperland.


So basically, her life sounds like a Troy McClure joke from The Simpsons, and that’s good enough for us.


Anyway, Phoebe has apparently does appearances with Farrah from time to time, and they run in the same sad social circle, so Ms. Price has witnessed quite a bit of bonkers behavior over the years.


“You know, I was not surprised at all,” Phoebe said of Farrah’s arrest in a recent interview.


“Because this is what, like the sixth run in with the Beverly Hills Police?” 



Yes, it seems Farrah has managed to conceal quite a few brushes with the law.


Phoebe is more than happy to share the details, but unfortunately, it’s tough to tell just what the hell she’s talking about.


“She almost got arrested up here at Barry’s,” Phoebe claimed.


“He decided not to press charges. That’s the only reason that she didn’t go to jail that night.”


It seems that no one is quite sure who or what Phoebe is referring to when she says “Barry’s,” but whatever the case, some serious sh-t went down at the residence or place of business that’s owned by or named after Barry.



Anyway, Farrah’s troubles go well beyond the incident at what might have been Barack Obama’s house.


Price went on to talk about the time Farrah’s car got stolen and the cops couldn’t be bothered to investigate, as they’ve long ago written Farrah off as the town drunk.


“The Beverly Hills Police would not do anything about it,” Phoebe said.


“So, I really think they have a grudge against Farrah. But, I know when she drinks, she’s outta control, and after the Barry’s incident, she said she was going to stop drinking.”


She added:


“And, you know, Farrah needs to get help.”



Yes, obviously Phoebe is not the first to point out that Farrah is in desperate need of professional help.


But she seems to know more about Farrah’s rampant boozing than the rest of us do.


Could her love of the sauce be the cause of all of Abraham’s erratic behavior?


Probably not, as we’re pretty sure Farrah is insane even when she’s stone sober.


But yeah, dousing that bonkers brain in a daily gallon of Chardonnay probably isn’t helping the situation.



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Tuesday, July 24, 2018

Farrah Abraham: I"m Ready to Fight Drita D"Avanzo!

It’s been about six weeks since Drita D’Avanzo threatened to smack Farrah Abraham in the face.


And yet, Farrah still remains annoyingly un-smacked.






That’s the thing with usually-spontaneous gestures like face slaps — you really need that element of surprise.


You can’t announce your intentions publicly and then wait out the perfect opportunity.


It gives your opponent too much time to prepare for the eventual rumble, and it appears that’s exactly what Farrah’s been doing.


Yes, not only has Farrah been attacking hotel employees, she’s also been engaging in a more formal style of combat training.


According to The Blast, Farrah recently began training as a boxer with none other than former Baywatch star Jeremy Jackson as her coach.


Hilariously, Farrah says she hopes to participate in a celebrity boxing match with the proceeds going to an anti-bullying organization.



The irony in that sentence will make your head explode if you focus on it too long, so let’s just move along to the question of who Farrah will be squaring off against.


She played it coy when asked directly:


“Maybe some of the Teen Moms who talk trash about me and bully me,” Farrah replied.


Maybe some of the producers who bullied me off the show I created with them so maybe Morgan Freeman should step out.”


She does know that when people talk about putting a stop to bullying, they’re not talking about beating up all the bullies, right?



Okay, so obviously Farrah is gonna fight Drita, but first, they have to pretend like the feud was re-ignited organically on social media.


We get it.


The wait will be annoying, but it’ll be amusing to hear Farrah’s clueless comments about her future boxing career.


“I just want to make sure I know what I’m doing and look my best,” she told The Blast.


“Like I’m Floyd Mayweather stepping in the ring for the women.”


You’re a little late for that party, Farrah.


Floyd Mayweather is already the Floyd Mayweather of beating up women.



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Farrah Abraham: Relax, My Kid Didn"t Kill Our Dog!

Farrah Abraham … she’s just been going through a lot lately, you know?


Well, lately, for the past decade, whatever.



But while she’s been awful for a very, very long time, she’s really kicked things up a notch this summer.


Last month, she assaulted a hotel employee when he tried to escort her off the premises after running her mouth at other guests.


According to the poor employee in question, as well as several witnesses, she hit him in the face with her forearm, then grabbed his face and pushed it, because that’s how you treat people when you don’t get your way.


Then, when police arrived to deal with her, she went off on them, too.


We hear there were many cries of “go f-ck yourselves” and “don’t you know who I am?” — classic Farrah.


Last week, she was officially charged with battery and with resisting arrest, and she could face up to eighteen months in jail if she’s found guilty.


Fingers crossed!



A couple of weeks after that, she got herself into a feud with Drita D’Avanzo of Mob Wives fame, which was a bad idea, because the “mob” part of that show isn’t really a joke.


Drita definitely has a temper, and we’re kind of amazed that she hasn’t tracked Farrah down and smacked her yet, like she was threatening to do.


Last week, she continued her reign of terror by convincing her poor daughter, Sophia, to “prank” some people by telling them that her dog had died.


Because how funny is that, right?


But then, a couple of days later, her dog actually died.


And that’s what we’re talking about today.


Farrah announced the sad news in a bizarre video of Sophia crying over the dog’s dead body — again, classic Farrah.



In her caption, she explained, that the dog, a Pomeranian named Blue, died “after being put down around his dog door to go out to potty on his balcony.”


Then, “literally no noise! no signs! and Sophia sees him just stop moving and she’s trying to figure out what is going on & yells for me I’m in disbelief and she hands me my half limp Blue.”


“Thinking low sugar,” she continued, “we grab syrup and water, his eyes looking at me as if he’s talking but his tongue can’t move and his body can’t but I see in his eyes he loves seeing his water and good and light of all the good and I feel his heart beating and we’re giving him love but as his body goes limper we call the Emergency vet.”


She said that they rushed him to the doggy hospital, but “no heart beat found was found.”


And just like that, Blue was gone.


A lot of people were confused, because what happened to this poor dog?!



He was only five years old, and in Farrah’s story, it sounds like he just collapsed out of nowhere, for no reason at all.


As dark as it sounds, some people even believed that Farrah could have done something to the dog, after all the negative attention she’d been getting for the dead dog prank.


Things got even darker over the weekend, when Sophia seemed to insinuate that she was responsible for Blue’s death.


On one of her social media accounts, Sophia wrote “I was getting Blue to go outside and my only choice was to toss him outside.”


“And then I did but then he went into shock and 30 seconds later he passed with no heart beat.”


She’s pretty clear there, right?


Blue got “tossed” outside, and less than a minute later, he was dead.



And if you pair Sophia’s story with Farrah’s, it gets even darker, because Farrah definitely said that Blue was put out on a balcony.


So … did Sophia accidentally toss Blue off a balcony?!


Before you get too worked up about what could have happened to poor Blue, know that Farrah’s already done an interview explaining everything.


Except it just makes things even more confusing.


About Sophia’s statement, she says that her daughter was just “stressed from the unexplainable tragedy and like I at the time couldn’t say or process clearly.”


She didn’t mean it, guys!


Farrah also took some time to explain what really happened to the dog, saying that “Blue and our other Pomeranians have been stressed from construction at our building.”



On top of that, he had a “collapsing trachea issue” for the past two months, and “stress adds to this.”


“Blue actually went limp once Sophia picked him up, as he was having anxiety again because of construction and didn’t want to go to the bathroom on the balcony.”


According to Farrah, her vet “believed it was his trachea that had collapsed” because when they brought Blue in, it looked like “he had a lack of oxygen.”


“Blue was perfectly healthy and happy,” she adds. “His medicine had been helping him.”


She says the whole thing hasn’t been easy for Sophia, “but she is very excited to get Blue back once he is through the preservation process. We have to wait 6 months.”


Oh yeah, did we forget to mention that they took his remains to a taxidermist?


Because that happened.



“No one can blame a child who is the best child to their best friend Blue,” she concludes.


And while Farrah obviously intended to shut everyone up about the dog situation … sorry, it did not work.


In her original post about Blue, she seemed very confused about what had happened, and if Blue had been dealing with a collapsing trachea, wouldn’t she kind of assume that might have something to do with it?


And if the vet was able to tell that he hadn’t been breathing, again, why would she be so confused in her post?


There are still a lot of questions surrounding Blue’s mysterious passing, and unfortunately, we’ll probably never get any real answers.


But hey, in six months we’re almost guaranteed to get some creepy pictures of Farrah and Sophia with their stuffed dog.


And that’s something, you know?



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