The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8 Episode 5 Recap: Unfashionably Late

it looks like Teddi Jo Mellencamp is starting to have a whole lot in common with the other women. 

The reason?

They all seem to hate Dorit. 

When The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8 Episode 5 got underway, Dorit was talking about bringing her failed swimwear line back to the masses. 

She seemed very excited about it, but this also came at the expense of a date for drinks with Teddi. Teddi was mad and aired her thoughts about it to Kyle Richards. 

However, Dorit had already filled Kyle in about what happened, and it made Teddi look desperate to cause some drama. 

After that, Kyle met up with Dorit and Kyle confirmed she was ready to sell two more TV shows. 

“I’m going to cheer you on like your own mother would,” Dorit said with a smile. 

Kyle burst into tears when she heard that and started going into detail about the fact that her family and her were not on the best terms. 

Teddi continued to bash Dorit when she met up with Kyle and Camille Grammer. Camille was only too happy to continue the bashing of Dorit because of what she called her. 

“Six minutes late? Was she drinking then too?” To the camera, Camille called Dorit a “bottomless pit of bulls—t.”

Dorit was still mad because she wanted to make a good impression on her new boyfriend, and rightfully so. Camille admitted she was “embarrassed” and “humiliated” when Dorit said the word. 

“I do think she tends to talk too much and drink too much,” Camille said before concluding that Dorit was “desperate for attention.”

While the great debate was going down, Lisa Vanderpump admitted to Dorit that maybe she was the one in the wrong and should own her s–t. 

“Sometimes people don’t have the same sense of humor as you,” Vanderpump said with a smile. 

The big shocker to close the episode was Lisa Rinna telling Camille, Teddi, and Kyle that Ken Todd was accused of an alleged assault. 

That was quite the twist, and the women did not seem to believe it, but it seems like we’ll be getting some more details on the matter next week. 

What will Lisa Vanderpump have to say about Lisa Rinna telling the women about it? 

Will she oust Rinna from the group once again, or will she shut the rumors down?

Hit the comments below. 

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continues Tuesday nights on Bravo. 

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8 Episode 4 Recap: Lights Out

The days of being friendly are over. 

When The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8 Episode 4 got underway, the ladies met up for some fine dining, but Lisa Rinna was out of the country supporting her daughters who were modeling. 

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As expected, the dinner date paved the way for a good old bitching session about Lisa R and Teddi was not impressed. Teddi wanted to know if Lisa R knew the ladies talked smack about her. 

Dorit said that Rinna “suspected it.” That was enough for Teddi to rule Dorit two-faced and complained that it would only be a matter of time before one of the women turned on her. 

Maybe Teddi has never watched the show, but she should know that backstabbing is just par for the course on these Bravo shows. 

Later, Lisa Vanderpump was given a brand new role as editor-in-chief of Beverly Hills Lifestyle magazine, and this allowed her to use it as a vehicle to show off all of her products. 

She had aspirations of Dorit modeling on the magazine, but Dorit was not aware that her glam team would not be allowed to help out. 

Dorit went overboard and claimed that the artist hurt her eye, among other things. It was downright ludicrous, but it was typical of Dorit. 

In the end, Dorit claimed to hate the pictures from the event, and Lisa looked mortified at having to work with her. 

While this was going down, Erika Girardi made her way to Tokyo to have fun with Rinna and her daughters who were modeling for Samantha Thayasa handbags. 

In a bizarre scene, Erika and Rinna had lunch while looking at the girls on a billboard above. Yes, they are that famous in Tokyo, and Rinna felt they needed to work super hard to stay in the spotlight. 

The ladies got talking about Dorit and Rinna declared that the days of her bickering with Dorit were over. She did not want anything to do with it any longer. 

This was music to Erika’s ears because she wanted Rinna to go grow up for so long, and it appears that she has turned over a new leaf. 

Either that, or she knew she was the villain, and it came with a bad reputation. Thus, she wanted to change it all up. 

When they met for dinner with Amelia and Delilah, one of the daughters admitted something shocking:

“I’m not going to lie, but your sex book taught me how to give head,” the teenager reported. Yes, we were totally shocked.

The final event of the episode centered around a dinner party thrown by Kyle Richards. But things took a hilarious turn when the power went out. 

This meant Dorit got more time to complain and this time it was about the lack of ventilation. Dorit got progressively drunker and turned to Camille and uttered the following words:

“Camille, you’re a stupid c—t.”

This was not a great time for Camille because her boyfriend had just joined the group and she wanted her friends to make a good impression on him. 

“Dorit, everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in a while, but you really abuse the privilege,” Camille said to the camera.

“I care about what David thinks because if I’m associated with a ranting, crazed drunk woman, it makes me look bad.”

And it looks like another feud is in the books!

What did you think of this episode? Hit the comments below. 

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continues Tuesday on Bravo!

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8 Episode 3 Recap: Bad Guys

We think it’s fair to say that The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has seen better days, and the cast members are phoning it in at this stage for the paycheck. 

When The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8 Episode 3 got underway, Dorit Kemsley was in debriefing mode with her husband, PK, about what happened in Las Vegas. 

Dorit admitted that she bonded with Erika during the trip. She did the impossible: She managed to penetrate the shield of ice Erika has held in front of her heart since she first appeared on the show. 

While that may have been a win for Dorit, she stopped short of dishing all the goodies about her reunion with Lisa Rinna. Maybe she knew PK would not approve.

If you watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online, you will already know that PK has been less than enthusiastic about Lisa Rinna in the past. 

Maybe it’s because Lisa Rinna is one of those people that can see through his tough-guy attitude and knows a giant d-bag when she sees one. 

Elsewhere, Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave made her first big mistake as a regular cast member: She went behind two of the other housewives’ backs and met up with the pariah that is Lisa Rinna for some lunch. 

Maybe Teddi realized that the pathway to more screen time is mingling with the one who has nobody else around to steal the limelight. 

The good thing about the lunch date was that it allowed more of Teddi’s personality to shine on through. Through her first two appearances on the show, she seemed more like a parent on The CW’s reboot of that popular Fox show from the 90s. 

Her acting was as wooden as the performances of the people who played the parents on that show, and we’re not even sure she should be acting given that this is reality TV!

Later, good old Lisa Vanderpump rounded up Dorit’s friends and family for some drinks and food to celebrate the eve of Dorit’s birthday dinner. 

It’s bizarre that they’re going out drinking for the night before the party, but it’s nice to see how the other 1% live. Dorit’s son, Jagger was the main attraction because he pretty much said what Dorit had been saying about Erika. 

While Erika was glad to have a child along, the kid yelled “bad guy” at her during the dinner, and Dorit looked like she wanted to hit up her plastic surgeon and get a brand new appearance so that she never had to meet Erika again. 

“My son’s very into bad guys and superheroes,” Dorit said to the camera. Yeah, we’re not buying what you’re selling, dearie. 

As if things were not awkward enough, Lisa Rinna decided to make a speech. These two are barely friends, so it was hilarious that she thought a speech was in order. 

“We are in a really nice place, so thank you and happy birthday to you,” Rinna said.

While all seemed good between the ladies, the fireworks kicked off once again after Teddi and Edwin were invited to dine at Dorit’s home. 

It was a double-date and Dorit was cooking. We were just glad Lisa Rinna was not in attendance because there’s no telling what PK and Dorit would do to take her down. 

PK wasted no time in telling Teddi and Edwin all about the drama with Lisa Rinna. 

“He thinks Lisa Rinna is schizophrenic,” Dorit said.

“She’s one person one minute and then another person another minute. She’s rage and regret – rage and regret,” Dorit said.

Teddi was unimpressed, but kept her composure for dinner, and turned to the camera to dish out her two cents. 

“I’m confused. You just had this big moment where you’ve forgiven each other,” Teddi said. “And now you’re at a dinner, talking about it again. That’s not forgiveness, in my opinion.”

Now, all we need is Teddi to go to Lisa with those loose lips and reveal everything that happened during the dinner party. That way, we’ll have a real party. 

What did you think of all the drama?

Hit the comments below!

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8 Episode 2 Recap: Diva Las Vegas

On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8 Episode 2, Teddi Jo Mellencamp learned the hard way that not all of her cast members were going to be welcoming her into the group with open arms. 

We get it, it’s difficult being joining a new clique of friends, but Teddi’s nerves are getting the best of her, and she’s not exactly showing herself in the best light thus far. 

When the ladies wanted to gamble, she did not seem impressed by it, and it certainly makes one wonder why she agreed to join the show if she was not prepared to take part in all the activities. 

Maybe she’s been living under a rock, or she just needed a quick buck and signed up without a second thought, but we’re not seeing the real Teddi, and it seems like it’s going to take time for that to shine on through. 

The sad thing is, viewers make decisions early on about new cast additions, and Teddi runs the risk falling into the sidelines. You know something’s wrong when Adrienne Maloof returned for two scenes and had a more prominent presence than Teddi. 

The ladies were still in Las Vegas, and it became apparent that Erika is always going to be a tough cookie to crumble. Her icy demeanor has landed her in hot water with the ladies in the past. 

For the most part, she changed things up and reacted well to Lisa Vanderpump telling her that friendship is a two-way street, but she was not that nice to Teddi in the closing moments of the episode. 

Teddi was trying to find out some information about Erika because she wanted to get to know her, but in true Erika fashion, she iced her out and treated her like crap. 

This did pave the way for Erika to drop a stunning revelation on the ladies: She met her father for the first time when she was 18 years old. 

“It was like meeting a stranger. I shook his hand,” she said, and the others quickly speculated that it could be the cause of her not letting people into her life. 

“I don’t have this relationship, but I have a lot of other fabulous relationships,” Erika said to the camera.

Elsewhere, Dorit and Lisa Rinna finally had it out over all the comments they made about one another. It was a very one-sided debate, and Rinna was in the hot seat. 

Dorit denied that PK made several comments about Rinna, and said that it was all Rinna’s doing. Thankfully, Bravo was on tap with flashbacks of PK saying all of the horrid stuff about the soap star. 

Rinna ultimately had to be the bigger person and take all the blame. 

“I don’t want to feel like I am in danger,” Dorit said at the start of the slow Ferris wheel ride. “Your words and your actions are so low that they can really affect people’s lives.”

Ultimately, the warring women put the past behind them and decided it was time to stop fighting. 

But then Kyle Richards had to ruin all of it by telling Lisa R about Harry telling her that Kim needed to be kicked out of the group for good. 

Lisa already knew about it, and the ladies shrugged it off. Could this be the season of the women playing nice with one another?

The show is at its best when they are fighting, so we hope not!

What did you think of the developments?

Sound off below. 

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8 Episode 1 Recap: Stronger Than Ever

Over the last few years, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has gotten a bit long in the tooth. The arguments have revolved around the silliest of things, and it’s been a chore to watch. 

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8 Episode 1 was all about fresh starts, and it appeared that all of the women were intent on moving on from the convoluted drama. That’s not to say the developments were all that exciting. 

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There was a new housewife. Her name is Teddi Mellencamp, and she seemed a little subdued in all of her scenes. Maybe she had the jitters because these were her first days of filming, but it looks like all she wants to do is chant that she may have money, but she does not act as though she was born into it. 

While that may be a good thing to do, she came across as very unlikable, and that’s not a good first impression to get from one of the newer additions to the cast. Time will tell whether she can emerge with some storylines that will change things up for her. 

The ladies were all building towards a birthday event in Las Vegas, but that meant Lisa Rinna, Erika Girardi and Dorit Kemsley were all going to need to be in the same vicinity, and that’s not happened in a long time. 

If you watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online, you will know that they have been against each other in the past, so it was always going to be a tough move. 

Lisa Vanderpump invited Teddi along in one of the most contrived scenes of the series to date. Would it be out of the realm of possibility that the producers only added her to the cast because it was her birthday and it would be the perfect opportunity to introduce her on the Vegas trip? 

Dorit was apprehensive about going along on the trip because of everything that transpired between the ladies. PK, surprisingly, managed to keep his mouth shut about the women. 

His mouth got him in a lot of trouble during the most recent reunion, so we can’t blame him. The first meeting between Erika and Dorit in the departure lounge of the airport was a complete and utter dud. 

The promos implied they were going to be icy as hell to one another, but they were actually very close. Did they not get the memo that they are supposed to create a whole lot of drama for the viewers?

Lisa Rinna was nowhere to be seen, and everyone thought the was a no-show. This was music to Dorit’s ears who did not want her around. Her smile quickly turned to anguish when Lisa Rinna announced she would be joining them later that day. 

Also strange: Camille Grammer was back hanging around with the ladies and even accompanied them to Las Vegas. Who would have thought she would ever return to hang around with the ladies?

It all seems a little too convenient, but the drama failed to pick up in Las Vegas and the episode closed with Lisa Rinna walking in the room and Dorit looking like she wanted to jump through the window to make a quick getaway. 

The only remotely interesting thing was that Kyle admitted Harry Hamlin told her she had to get Kim away from the group of ladies after throwing the gift at Lisa Rinna during the reunion show. 

The episode was not that great. There needs to be some more new cast members, and some of the others need to make way for them. The show is running on fumes at this stage, and that’s not a good way to start the season. 

No amount of high fashion is going to save it. These women have simply run their course, and unless they find a way to right the ship, there’s a possibility the series could cease to exist in the next few years. 

What did you think of the opener? Are you tired of these ladies?

Hit the comments below!

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