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Friday, April 7, 2017

Kylie Jenner Lands Keeping Up with the Kardashians Spin-Off

Kylie Jenner is staying in the world of reality TV. 


The 19-year-old Keeping Up with the Kardashians star has apparently landed her own spin-off series, which will be titled Life of Kylie. 



The series is set to start production very soon, but it’s unclear how many episodes the series will span.


The chances are a pilot will be filmed to assess whether the teenager is interesting enough to watch on a weekly basis. 


Something tells us the series would probably consist of Kylie taking multiple half-naked pictures for her social media accounts. 


Also, her loser of a boyfriend, Tyga will probably try and use the show to plug his flop of a singing career.


Oh, and we can’t forget that his belongings will probably be repossessed on a weekly basis. 



Will that all make for a ratings hit, or are we looking at another Rob & Chyna situation here? As you are probably well aware, E! finally shelved the spin-off after producing several episodes for a sophomore run. 


The ever-changing relationship status of the titular stars is thought to be what sent the show into the TV afterlife.


Rob & Chyna did manage to perform on par with the parent series. 



With the mothership series sagging in the ratings, will this latest offshoot be able to give the Kardashian brand a new lease on life? Time will tell. 


It was always inevitable that the younger generation of the family would branch off onto their own iterations of the hit series. 


Once Kendall Jenner stops hanging her head in shame for that horrid Pepsi commercial, look for her to announce her own series. 



What do you think about all of this?


Are you on board for another series? 


Hit the comments below!



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Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Ratings Fall AGAIN: Is the End Near?!

Sad news for fans of Keeping Up with the Kardashians …


Though thankfully, judging by the show’s ratings, there aren’t too many fans left.



Things are looking bad for the once mega-popular reality show. Real bad.


Beginning with the show’s 13th season premiere last month, the ratings began to drop. That show managed to pull in 1.48 million viewers then — a big drop from the 3 million people that used to tune in.


After that, the ratings dropped to 1.41 viewers, which seems significant, right?


But now the ratings are in for Sunday’s episode. And things are looking pretty darn dire.


The episode, all about Kim Kardashian’s desperate desires to have a third child despite her doctor’s warnings against it, only brought in 1.16 million viewers.



To put it simply, “yikes.”


According to an insider who spoke with Radar Online, “The show is getting less and less popular.”


“This is really scary because Kris and Kim and everyone have done as much as they could to drum up publicity for the show.”


And apparently, there’s not much left for them to do — if the big episode about Kim’s Paris robbery couldn’t entice viewers (and it couldn’t), then what could?


“The was the big episode,” the insider explained. “Nothing else they’ve got could probably top that.”



Really, it’s amazing that the show’s lasted as long as it has. It premiered in 2007, which means that it’s been a full decade that this family’s been in the spotlight.


As the years have gone on, the family has gotten more and more famous, meaning they can ask for higher salaries and additional security.


The Kardashian/Jenner kids have gotten married or gotten steady significant others, adding more cast members to the show, which, again, adds more salaries.


It’s got to be bleeding money at this point, but still, the family is trying to hold on.



“The entire family is completely freaking out right now,” a source has said about the situation. “They would not know what they would do with themselves if the show got canceled.”


We’ve also heard that Kris Jenner “blasted everyone” and gave them an “order” to “do things that their fans like” and to “interact with them, but do fun things so that people will watch them on social media and then they’ll tune into the show.”


There’s even been talk that Kourtney Kardashian is “livid” with Kim because “Kim seems to be completely over it because she seems to think that she will continue being super famous whether or not KUWTK is on the air.”


But that’s fair, isn’t it? Kim will likely always be famous, TV show or no TV show, and it makes sense that she’d want a quieter life after what happened last fall.



And goodness knows the rest of us would be fine without weekly reminders of this vapid, relentlessly dramatic family.


We just have to hang on a little longer, OK? We’re almost through this.


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Monday, April 3, 2017

Keeping Up With the Kardashians Recap: Kim"s Last Ditch Effort!

Was Kim Kardashian serious about carrying another baby?


Or was this yet another ploy to save the show from plummeting ratings – or maybe a little of both, because what’s a health crisis without exploitation?


Last night’s Keeping Up addressed that and much more.



Picking up where last week left off, Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 13 Episode 4 found Kim getting right down to business.


Of trying to save KUWTK from tanking ratings, that is.


“Kanye and I’ve always talked about having more kids, but after what I went through in Paris, the urgency is even greater,” Kardashian said.


Seamless pivot from crisis to potential storyline there.


“Being a stay at home mom has been so refreshing,” she added, without irony, “and I’d love nothing more than to expand my family.”


Stay at home mom? Is she serious right now?


For all the special things Kim has done and continues to do as a parent, the idea that it’s a full-time job for her is absolutely hilarious.



If you watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online, you know Kim has been told that her body might not be able to take a pregnancy.


Well, her body in its current condition, anyway.


“I have to go and repair my uterus because I decided I’m going to try to have one more baby. Isn’t that exciting?” Kim told the family.


The family was more worried than happy.


“I have to have a surgery on my uterus to kind of repair this hole, so they need to, like, clean it out and then there’s scar tissue,” Kim said.


“It will still be a really high-risk pregnancy,” she added, to which Khloe asked the obvious question on everyone’s minds in this situation: 


“So, why do you want to do it again?”



Because Khloe, sometimes, the ratings are just that low that you’ll feign interest in a lot of things if it means quality promos and stories.


Sorry, here’s her actual answer:


“I’ve gone through so much with really bad deliveries that the doctors don’t feel like it’s safe for me to conceive again myself.”


“This surgery is the one last thing I can try. I want my kids to have siblings. I want to know I did everything I could to make this happen.”


Later, she went through with it.


“I definitely am in pain, but if the end result is that I get to carry my baby, it’s all worth it,” Kim told the cameras. “Hopefully this is successful.”


Then she took a fertility test, though, and learned that despite the surgery, the results said “for sure now, you should not carry [a] baby.”



The devastation began to sink in, and quickly.


“Not only has this been really painful, but now hearing that I shouldn’t carry any more kids, it couldn’t be worse,” Kim lamented.


“I had a full breakdown. I just, like, give up.”


She said she and Kanye would look into having a surrogate carry their third kid next, and “whatever is meant to be will be,” she noted.


Meanwhile, the Kards were going hard at Rob over his health, with Khloe going so far as to ask if he wants to “be around” for Dream.


“When my mom and my sisters gang up on me, it doesn’t really motivate me. It pushes me away,” Rob said, and he does have a point.


 “I can’t f–king talk about this right now.”



Tough love is great … but only to a point.


Unlike her brother, Khloe has no problem motivating herself to get in shape, but she still revealed to Kourtney what keeps her up at night.


Her fashion line. She needed to move 150,000 pairs of jeans in three months to please investors and her business partner, a lofty goal.


“I have so much anxiety,” Khloe said, noting that such a sales figure has “never happened in denim history.” Plus, there’s personal anxiety.


“Kylie [Jenner] sells hundreds of thousands of units in like, what? Three minutes?” Khloe said. “I know we’re not necessarily competing.”


“Still,” she admits, “I have always been known as the fat sister and now that I’m over that, I don’t want to be known as the failing sister.”



That’s certainly not happening.


Khloe’s sales were off the charts right out of the gate, proving that she is not the fat sister, or the failing sister, in any sense of the word.


Just the anxious sister.


Perhaps the insecurity and fear of failure is what drives her, like a lot of people in business, because Khloe’s hustle is killin’ it of late.


Respect.


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Watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians Online: Season 13, Episode 4

Keeping Up with the Kardashians is suffering from a ratings decline.


What comprised Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 13 Episode 4, as the network looked to reverse this trend?



On this latest installment of this once-popular reality series, Kim underwent one final procedure on her uterus in an attempt to carry another baby.


It was a decision not met with a favorable response from her family and it led to Kim suffering from dangerous complications.


Meanwhile, Khloe was concerned that if new denim line would not meet high sales expectations and that, as a result, she would not measure up to her sisters.



Click on the video above to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online and see what else transpired.


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Thursday, March 30, 2017

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Clip: Khloe FREAKS OUT!

Khloe Kardashian is concerned, people.


About the flailing ratings for her family"s reality series? No.


Not yet, at least.


In a clip from this Sunday"s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, however, Khloe does express major worry about a different aspect of her professional life.


Speaking to sister Kourtney, the most entertaining of all Kardashians and Jenners opens up about her size-inclusive Good American denim brand back.


She started it back in October 2016 and is now expected to sell 150,000 pairs of jeans before the end of the year.



And Khloe is feeling the pressure.


"There is so much stuff to do to prep for the launch of Good American and [business partner] Emma [Grede] made me really nervous telling about this number and how hard it is to get to that number," says Khloe in the following sneak peek, adding:


"Now, I"m nervous that I"m not going to make my investors and my business partner happy."


Khloe is filled with "anxiety," she admits.


It doesn"t help, either, that Kylie Jenner has found such enormous success with her cosmetics line.



"I know we"re not necessarily competing against each other, but still, I have always been known as the fat sister and now that I"m over that I don"t want to be known as the failing sister," Khloe will say on this Sunday"s episode.


The installment will also feature Kim Kardashian going to the doctor and asking if she can/should have a third baby.


But the focus here is on Khloe and how she"s trying to make "denim history."


Yes, she actually uses that term in the video below. It"s pretty awesome.


Check it out for yourself now:


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Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Keeping Up With the Kardashians on Verge of Collapse as Ratings Continue to Tank

Keeping Up With the Kardashians is bleeding viewers and again causing increased speculation that this season may indeed be its last.


The issue: After an unimpressive ratings start to Season 13, Kris Jenner’s E! baby has yet to get the numbers moving in the right direction.



Once a consistent viewership juggernaut, the latest installment of the Sunday night staple hit a new low in the ratings this past weekend.


According to Nielsen, only 1.41 million viewers tuned in to the show, a significant drop from the previous episode and the one before.


Not that those weeks posted impressive numbers, either.


The first two shows of Season 13 had 1.48 million and 1.58 million, respectively, so the drop to 1.41 signaled yet another tough outing. 


“This sucks,” a source close to production commented.


Especially given the buzz around these weeks, “these were big episodes and they were supposed to bring in big numbers. This is bad.”


If Kim’s robbery and aftermath can’t save it, what can?



The show and its niche audience has never received massive overall ratings, but it always performed well in the crucial 18-49 demographic.


Now its performance is suspect even there.


Making matters worse is the fact that KUWTK is more expensive than ever to produce as overhead (read: salaries, security) escalates.


The shifting landscape of TV hasn’t helped.


When the show premiered a decade ago, there simply wasn’t as much competition in the reality TV genre, or on basic cable in general.


The Kardashians, ironically, have struggled to … keep up with the trends in the industry, and coupled with over-saturation and fatigue?


It’s a recipe for disaster for Kris Jenner.



Yes, Kris is fighting to save the show from cancelation, but are there just too many head winds for the Momager to overcome at this point?


Perhaps the biggest obstacle? Fan boredom.


Viewers took to Twitter to rant about the reality show and its recent plot lines, with more than a few calling for it to be canceled ASAP.


“#IHaveBeenThinkingAnd I think the network needs to cancel #KUWTK it’s just no use to anyone anymore…” one Keeping Up wrote.


The Jenners and Kardashians are indeed increasingly worried about their futures on reality TV … or after reality TV, to be more specific. 


Says another source close to the situation:


“The entire family is completely freaking out right now. They would not know what they would do with themselves if the show got canceled.”



What do you think? Should E! read the writing on the wall, pull the plug and cancel Keeping Up with the Kardashians for good?


Would such a move be long overdue?


Is there anything that Kris or her family can do to make people want to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online as they once did?


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Monday, March 27, 2017

Keeping Up With the Kardashians Recap: The Aftermath

Last week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kim Kardashian (and E! producers) recounted the horror of her Paris armed robbery.


This week, we delved further into “The Aftermath.”



On Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 13 Episode 3, Kris Jenner openly worried about the security of her daughters. For good reason.


Kendall Jenner told E! cameras that even before Kim’s robbery, she’d experienced her own brush with danger as a result of their fame.


“I had someone break into my house,” the model said. 


Even if you don’t you watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online, you may have heard about Kendall’s stalker incident previously.


“So I came home this one night, and there was a guy sitting on the side of my street, and I was like, ‘That’s so weird,’” Jenner recalled.


At first, she said, she thought it was “a homeless man.”


Then the situation went from strange to scary. Fast.



Kendall drove into her driveway, watched her gate close, turned off her car off and grabbed her stuff before she realized HE WAS THERE.


“I’m about to open my door and look in my rear-view mirror, and he was standing right there,” she said, telling her “I need to talk to you.”


“I was like, ‘No, you need to leave."” Kendall said,


“I called one of my friends immediately. I’m sobbing, crying. He was at my [car] window, banging on my window, just screaming at me.”


Wisely, Kendall did not get out of the car, backing out of her property as the man chased her; Jenner’s friends arrived, followed by the cops.


As for the man’s status now? Kendall says “until we go to trial, he stays in jail,” but she feels terrible because of his “mental health issues.”



Kris Jenner was less sympathetic.


“You need to show everyone that you’re going to act on every single predator who acts on you,” she said, while telling Kim to seek therapy.


Kim, of course, was freaking out about her own issues, explaining how she thought that husband Kanye returning home was an intruder:


“After a concert he can’t hear that well, so I’m going, ‘Hello, hello!’ Like, what I did [in Paris] … and he’s not responding ‘cause he can’t hear me.”


The reality star told her rapper spouse that she was terrified as a result of this and that “we’ve got to come up with a plan” for the future.


“You have to announce yourself.”


She realized this was maybe a little overboard, though, or at least not going to solve her issues, saying, “I don’t want to live my life like that.”



Kim agreed to seek professional help.


She also told Kendall, who was wary of testifying against her stalker, that she shouldn’t have to live in fear and should do it for that reason.


Kendall agreed to face him in court, and as traumatic as that whole experience was, ultimately did what she had to do during the proceedings.


The man was required to stay 100 yards away from her, and while Jenner felt bad, she said, “we have to take action and protect ourselves.”


Jenner was comforted by her dad Caitlyn, as well as Kris Jenner’s boyfriend Corey Gamble, who said he would always protect the family.


Say what you will about this family, they always stick together and are a terrific support system for another during these difficult times.



Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 13 Episode 3 ended with Kim’s birthday, and a celebration that included all her friends and family.


Even Rob showed up, if you can believe that.


Noting that she lost her dad when she was young, she said all she wanted for her birthday was safety and to be around for Saint and North.


That’s as humble and down to earth as Kim Kardashian has ever sounded, but often, our perspectives can change after dramatic events.


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Thursday, March 23, 2017

"Stranger Things" Stars Keeping Dating Rumors In The Upside Down (VIDEO)

“Stranger Things” stars Natalia Dyer and Charlie Heaton play Nancy Wheeler and Jonathan Byers on the show, and their relationship seems as complicated onscreen as it’s off.  There are rumors the two are dating, and when we caught them…


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Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Kris Jenner: Fighting to Save Keeping Up With the Kardashians?!

Have you been watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 13?


If not, you’re most definitely not alone.


The show has been pulling in paltry ratings in its first two weeks back, scoring a dismal .70 for its heavily-hyped season premiere.



It’s a clear sign that Kard clan fatigue is beginning to take hold in a major way.


Rumors of Keeping Up With the Kardashians getting canceled seem to surface every few months, but this time, there are numbers to back up those claims.


Kim and company are said to be somewhat indifferent about the show’s plummeting ratings.


After all, they’re countless other revenue streams, and at this point, it’s not like they’re relying on a low-rated reality show for fame.


But there’s at least one member of the famous family who recognizes the importance of their ongoing partnership with the E! network:



Sources say Kris Jenner is determined to save the show from cancelation, and she’s enlisted her daughters for an all-hands-on-deck multimedia blitz. 


“Kris is in a panic,” a source close to the family tells Radar Online.


“Everyone has been ordered to step up their game on social media,” the source told Radar.


“That means all of her kids, all of their friends, everyone who is involved in the show has to do more”


“Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall and Kylie have been told to make sure that they’re pushing the show and that they’re doing things to get attention on Twitter and Instagram and Snapchat,” the source said.


“She has told them they have to do them to do that.”



This week’s numbers aren’t in yet, but in all likelihood, the show experienced a slight rebound thanks to the show focusing on Kim being robbed at gunpoint.


Hey, a morose ratings bump is better than no ratings bump at all, right?


“Kris was really hopeful that Kim’s Paris robbery would bring in the ratings for the show,” says the source.


Ironically, the main reason that Kim hasn’t been on social media as much in recent months is that she was traumatized by the attack and believes that her social media posts prompted the robbery.



Now, she’s being asked to not only resume her old promotional duties, but to step up her efforts:


“Kris blasted everyone and told them all that they have to do things that their fans like. Interact with them, but do fun things so that people will watch them on social media and then they’ll tune into the show,” the insider says.


“It was an order.”


Well, we all know how seriously the girls take an order from Kris Jenner.


We’ve been watching Kim and her sisters ignore those orders for 13 seasons now.



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Monday, March 20, 2017

Keeping Up With the Kardashians Recap: Kim Can"t Forget Paris

After a lackluster premiere, the struggle – and drama – was all too real on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 13 Episode 2 Sunday.


The installment was aptly titled “Paris.”


Even if you don’t watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online on a regular basis, you already know (or can likely figure out) why.



We open with amateur footage of Kim rushing into her NYC apartment following her harrowing robbery at gunpoint in Paris last fall.


Shaky, Blair Witch-style scenes of Kim, Kanye and Kris Jenner follow them in, almost as if though in their crew was on Facebook live.


Kim and Ye vowed not to talk about this in front of their children North and Saint, or give them any indication that anything was wrong.


Flashbacks then began to set the terrifying scene.


It was Paris Fashion Week, which Kim was naturally thrilled about, especially since it was Kourtney Kardashian’s first time in attendance.


Both were excited to see Kendall Jenner in a runway show. If only that ended up being the takeaway from their trip to the City of Light.



A few days before the robbery, known provocateur Vitalii Sediuk lunged at Kim in public, and was denied by bodyguard Pascal Duvier.


“I just think it’s crazy that this guy thinks it’s OK to do these pranks on people,” Kim said of his attempt to invade her “personal space.”


Foreshadowing of far worse things to come, sadly.


We were shown footage of Kanye learning about the robbery in the middle of a concert, rushing off the stage pretty much that instant.


Kourtney found out when stylist Simone Harouche texted her, “Who’s here with Kim? I just heard her say, ‘Take whatever you want.’”


Seconds later, Kim called her from Simone’s phone.


“I remember bodying people,” Kendall said of learning the news while she was out at the club with Kourtney, Jen Atkin and Pascal. 


“Just, like, pushing people to the side and running out.”



More of the blurry, cellphone footage of Kim and Kanye in their NYC elevator came back, followed shortly by the return of E! reenactments.


From flashbacks to flash forwards, this special Kardashians episode had the feel of a documentary, one still playing out in real time.


Now post-robbery, the reality star admitted that she had gone radio silent since the incident but only recently logged on to the Internet.


Fans were calling for her arrest if she’d made this up.


Obviously, she didn’t and wouldn’t do any such thing.


Moral issues aside, as Kim notes, she would have to stage ALL of that and not wear her engagement ring again, ever, to sell the lie.


Still, the family’s shamelessness, coupled with rumors of Keeping Up with the Kardashians’ cancelation, made a lot of fans wonder.



The most chilling moments of the night came as Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian sat around together and went over the incident.


Kimberly said she saw her assailants enter with a handcuffed hotel concierge, who ended up interpreting the French robbers’ demands.


Through the concierge, Kim begged for her life because of her kids, and said she considered fleeing but feared being shot in the back.


“There’s no way out,” Kim recalled, tears flowing.


Robbers duct-taped her mouth, and one pulled her toward him. She wasn’t wearing clothes under her gown, and feared she’d be raped.


Thankfully, she wasn’t. But when the things duct-taped her legs shut, she said, her mind shifted to another, even more terrible scenario.


All Kim hoped was that Kourtney could someday have a normal life after finding her little sister’s body lifeless on the bed in the hotel.



Fortunately, we will never have to know the answer.


Kim felt she would die then and there, but the criminals peaced out and left her unharmed, albeit millions in plundered valuables poorer.


The trauma continued, however. The robbers were dressed as as police, so when the real cops showed up, Kim was scared. Confused:


“Who do I believe? What’s real? What’s going on?”


Kim admitted it was her fault to a degree because of being so public, and said that it was all ultimately “whatever” because she lived.


Everything that was taken from her on that horrible night was replaceable, and Khloe told her big sister that she was not replaceable.


That is all there is to it, right?



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Watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians Online: Off to Paris!

Things got very real on Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 13 Episode 2.


The installment was aptly titled “Paris” because it featured Kim Kardashian struggling to cope with frightening reminders of the robbery in Paris that took place on October 3, 2016.



Elsewhere, Kendall Jenner wrestled over her decision to prosecute an unstable trespasser after her own troubling experience; and Kris Jenner made it her mission to heighten security for the entire family.


We can understand why, can’t you?


Click on the video above to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online and find out what else transpired this week on the series.


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Friday, March 17, 2017

Keeping Up With the Kardashians Ratings Plunge: Will the Show Get Canceled?

If you watched the premiere of Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 13 last week, you know that despite some enticing trailers, the episode failed to deliver in the drama department.



Upcoming episodes will address Kim getting robbed in Paris and her marital troubles with Kanye West, but it could be a case of too little, too late.



The premiere’s ratings were the show’s lowest to date, and according to Radar Online, E! execs are already talking cancelation.


Rumors of Keeping Up With the Kardashians getting canceled seem to surface every couple of months.


(Perhaps it’s a bit of wishful thinking on the part of the public.)


But this time, there are numbers to support the claims.


KUWTK pulled in its lowest ratings to date on Sunday, scoring a paltry .70 for adults 18-49 rating and just 1.48 million viewers.



It’s reportedly that first figure that has E! most concerned.


The show never receiving massive total ratings, but it always performed well in that crucial demographic.


(In fact, we’re a bit shocked that half the show’s audience falls outside of that age range.)


Making matters worse is the fact that the show is costlier than ever to produce.


Sources say a reluctant Kim received a massive bonus to return for Season 13, and the cast keeps growing in size.



North, Saint, and Kourtney’s kids aren’t getting paid yet (and there’s no word on whether or not Rob’s daughter, Dream, will appear on the show), but Kendall and Kylie background stars to main attractions, and their paychecks reflect their rising popularity.


When the show premiered more than a decade ago there simply wasn’t as much competition on basic cable, and the Kardashians, ironically, have struggled to keep up.


It’s often said that Kim and her sisters don’t really care if the show continues or not, as it’s already established them as huge stars, and they have countless other revenue streams.


But at least one member of the family is deeply concerned about the prospect of cancelation:



Sources say Kris Jenner boasted to friends that this season would be the show’s most popular to date, due to all the explosive drama of the past few months.


Looks like that was a major miscalculation by the infamous momager.


Fortunately, no matter what happens you can always watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online at TV Fanatic.



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Monday, March 13, 2017

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Premiere Recap: Time to Dash

Keeping Up with the Kardashians is back, and if Season 13 Episode 1 was any indication, we’re in for the most insane season in history.


What happened that would make us predict that?


What didn’t happen would be more accurate …



Well, actually quite a lot didn’t happen TBH.


While the previews for this season teased so many big events in the Kards’ lives (namely Kim’s robbery), the premiere included none.


When Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 13 Episode 1 got underway, the “Big Three” traveled to Miami and faced a big decision.


A major department store made an offer to acquire Dash, prompting Kim, Kourt and Khloe to ponder the future of their clothing boutiques. 


Yes, the Dash stores are still a thing.


If you watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online, you’ve seen E! try to convince us that the family has real jobs for years on end.


Meanwhile, Khloe faced the challenge of keeping Kim in the dark about her new relationship, while Kourtney faced the challenge of …


Scott Disick. In general.



First, let’s talk about Dash, which EVERY fan of the show is dying to talk about (even if they just remembered these stores existed).


In a tour of the New York location, Kourtney and Jonathan Cheban were not impressed, lamenting that back in the day, these were a thing.


Self-awareness at least.


“It’s so 2009. I don’t even have the words to explain,” she says, as Kim, Khloe and Kourt head to Miami to check out that store as well.


Kourt could use a break from Scott Disick, with whom she just completed a marathon family trip to Disney (but they’re not back together).


Khloe, meanwhile, just completed a vacation in Mexico with Tristan Thompson, and trying to keep the new romance on the DL. From Kim.



“We’re an intense family,” she says of her older sister. “We all know not to tell Kim anything unless you want to tell her every last detail.”


In Florida, Kim reveals that a big-time department store wants to buy them out of Dash and put their clothes/brand inside their stores.


Kourtney, somehow, is resistant to this idea, wanting to pour her time and money into rebuilding what they have instead of getting out.


Would seeing the Dash Miami store change her mind?


“There is no way to salvage any of this; its horrible,” Kim says, as she and Khloe are firmly on the side of selling and bailing on Dash.


“The store is really past putting any money into it.”



Kourtney still isn’t convinced it’s the way to go.


“We’re making moves. I’m about to do a big revamp,” she says, later admitting to Kim that a big part of this is their sentimental value.


Dash is something that the three built after their father died, and it means a lot to her. Kim gets it, but still wants her to be open-minded.


In advance of Kanye West’s concert, Khloe makes arrangements for Thompson and some of his crew to come to the show with them.


Scott, meanwhile, decides to come to the concert as well after initially bailing due to the constant awkwardness of things with Kourtney.


Of their often uncomfortable social interactions, he asks her “Is there a solution to this?” Scott asks, and Kourtney shrugs, “I don’t know.”


“I don’t think we need to do everything 24/7.”



It’s hard to co-parent and be best friends one minute and yet living separate lives the next … especially for bad communicators in general.


As for the Dash merger, Kim warms to a compromise idea of closing down New York but keeping Miami open, to Kourtney’s happiness.


Next week: Paris robbery time.



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