Kylie Jenner’s discovery — that putting milk on cereal is pretty fantastic — was so moooooving to a California dairy farmer, he decided to pay tribute … by naming his baby cow after her. David Jones — whose family owns Jones Farms in Stevinson,…
Showing posts with label Milk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Milk. Show all posts
Thursday, September 20, 2018
Kylie Jenner Lying About Never Having Cereal with Milk?!!?
Kylie Jenner SAYS she hadn’t tasted one of life’s greatest delights — cereal with milk — until this week, but she’s cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs because we found out … she’s been on the milk for years! Or at least once. Kylie sang the praises of moo…
Tuesday, February 27, 2018
Kevin Smith Never Suspected Massive Heart Attack, Thought It Was Bad Milk
Kevin Smith had no idea he was on the verge of a widow-maker heart attack — even as the ambulance was coming for him — and instead thought he’d had some milk. The director’s recovered enough from the Sunday night heart attack to post video from…
Monday, July 24, 2017
Mom Uses Breast Milk for Bake Sale Brownies, Horrifies Literally Everyone
Brownies may just be the perfect dessert.
So it would stand to reason that anyone who supplies them for a school book sale would be lauded as some kind of culinary hero, right?
Most of the time, yes.
But an unnamed woman recently faced scorn and derision for this act, sharing her confusion on Facebook by telling the story of how she didn"t have any milk when she went to make the brownies, so she used her own breast milk instead and now she doesn"t understand why…
… wait, WHAT?!?
This actually happened?
Yes. Read the woman"s account and see the social media reaction to this tale below:
1. Brownies Are Delicious
This is almost always a fact. We just wanted to put that out there. But you HAVE to keep reading to discover when there’s an exception to this rule…
2. Okay, Our First Question:
How did another parent find out what kind of milk you used?!?
3. Urine Trouble, Lady
As you might expect, the Internet had some feelings about this cooking decision.
4. Let This Person Explain:
See, using your own breast milk is akin to just putting your own germs directly into the brownies. And we don’t know where those germs have been! It’s science.
5. Why Not Just Masturbate Into the Brownies?
Okay, this may be an exaggeration of a comparison. But only a small one.
6. Something Fishy is Going on Here!
Moreover, why not run to the supermarket on the way to school or something? It’s really easy to find very tasty brownies in a store.
Tuesday, November 22, 2016
Tidal Sued -- I Pumped, You Dumped Me Over Breast Milk
Execs at Tidal fired a new mother the day after she requested a private room to use her breast pump … according to a new lawsuit. Lisette Paulson says the music streaming company – specifically Jay Z’s trusted associate, Desiree…
Tuesday, August 9, 2016
Omaha Mom Donates 131 Gallons of Breast Milk to Honor Late Son
Demi Frandsen, an Omaha, Nebraska mom, is being hailed as an inspiration and hero to her community for an incredible feat of generosity:
She donated 17,503 oz., or 131 gallons, of breast milk to her local hospital in honor of her late son, who passed away at just 10 months old.
Frandsen spent months at the NICU at the Children"s Hospital and Medical Center after her baby son Leo was born two months premature.
Leo suffered from gastroschisis, from which he never recovered.
"There was no skin to pull over his exposed organs," Frandsen said, noting that "it was kind of a new case they had not seen before."
From the beginning, Leo had trouble taking in Frandsen"s milk.
It was one of the few ways in which his mother could feel like she was caring for him while Leo was covered in wires in the NICU, however.
"With a q-tip we"d put it in my milk and we"d swab his mouth," she says of Leo, who tragically passed away on October 22.
Frandsen and her family are still coping with his death.
"We"re still trying to figure out how to live a life without such a big part of it, a little piece of our soul," she says of the tragic loss.
"We miss our Leo," she laments, calling it ever-present.
"It"s not even day to day. It"s moment to moment."
Frandsen wanted to give back to the hospital that took care of her son for his entire life, so even before he died she started doing so.
She donated all the milk he couldn"t drink.
After he died, she kept up the effort, waking up every three hours to pump: "My final donation was 17,503 ounces, which is 131 gallons."
"So, a dairy aisle, basically."
Now Frandsen"s breast milk can go to babies developing in the NICU, just like Leo, and just maybe, nourish them to good health.
"He was worth it. He was worth all of this," Frandsen said.
"His life in 10 months was the best 10 months of mine."
Rest in peace, Leo – and bless his mom"s heart.
Saturday, April 9, 2016
Kristin Cavallari: Pumping Breast Milk in a Bikini!
Kristin Cavallari is on a mission to normalize breast feeding, no matter where you are.
In a new Instagram pic, the Laguna Beach alum and mother of three prepares to pump breast milk while lounging by the pool at a private club.
“Thank you @inspirato for this gorgeous view while I pump #DutyCalls #Inspirato,” she wrote in the caption.
While in the past, a photo like this would’ve drawn a number of angry comments from the anti-breast feeding brigade, but Cavallari’s pic generated mostly positive sentiments.
“Thank you for helping #normalizebreastfeeding I’ve always thought you were great. Now you are just top notch amazing!” wrote one fan.
“Awesome! You are such an inspirational mom!” said another.
Cavallari gave birth to her daughter Saylor in November, her third child with husband Jay Cutler.
However, Cavallari recently said that her baby-making days have come to an end.
She indicated that she and Cutler were now exploring permanent birth control measures, which might include a vasectomy for the NFL player.
“My philosophy is, we have to push the babies out,” she said. “We are the ones who have to go through everything. So you can do one little thing and get snipped.
“[I’ve] pushed three babies out the old hoo-ha. I’ve done enough.”
No complaints here.
Kristin Cavallari: Pumping Breast Milk in a Bikini!
Kristin Cavallari is on a mission to normalize breast feeding, no matter where you are.
In a new Instagram pic, the Laguna Beach alum and mother of three prepares to pump breast milk while lounging by the pool at a private club.
“Thank you @inspirato for this gorgeous view while I pump #DutyCalls #Inspirato,” she wrote in the caption.
While in the past, a photo like this would’ve drawn a number of angry comments from the anti-breast feeding brigade, but Cavallari’s pic generated mostly positive sentiments.
“Thank you for helping #normalizebreastfeeding I’ve always thought you were great. Now you are just top notch amazing!” wrote one fan.
“Awesome! You are such an inspirational mom!” said another.
Cavallari gave birth to her daughter Saylor in November, her third child with husband Jay Cutler.
However, Cavallari recently said that her baby-making days have come to an end.
She indicated that she and Cutler were now exploring permanent birth control measures, which might include a vasectomy for the NFL player.
“My philosophy is, we have to push the babies out,” she said. “We are the ones who have to go through everything. So you can do one little thing and get snipped.
“[I’ve] pushed three babies out the old hoo-ha. I’ve done enough.”
No complaints here.
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