Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts

Sunday, January 24, 2016

Khloe Kardashian Posts Sad Quotes on Love - For James or Lamar??

Khloe Kardashian is being mysterious again.



Last week, she posted a quote to her Instagram account that read “Stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love.”


No one knew exactly what she was getting at, and we were all befuddled because Khloe is usually a pretty straight shooter.


However, this did come shortly after we learned that her boyfriend James Harden was seen partying at a strip club with Tyga, her sister Kylie Jenner’s on-again, off-again boo.


And now she’s at it with the cryptic posts once again.


First, she posted this bit about being thankful for life’s roadblocks:




Khloe Kardashian posts a



“Thank you Lord for all of the obstacles you put into my life. I put ALL my faith in You!!” she wrote in the caption. 


“I have complete trust in knowing that every obstacle you have placed was done in order to protect me on my journey. My greatest lessons are learned from my losses. Which in turn become my greatest gains. In my darkest hour…. I thank YOU”


What obstacles could she have been referring to?


Then, a couple hours later, she followed it up with another quote on love, which seemed to be directed at… someone:




Khloe Kardashian posts



“When you’ve experienced love at its purest, it’s hard to settle for less,” read her caption.


We can only decipher it thusly:


“Love at its purest” must be in reference to Khloe’s estranged husband Lamar Odom, whom the reality star once claimed she would always love.


So… that means “less” would be James. 


We’ll be looking out for final confirmation, but it sounds like thinks could be dunzo for Khloe and the bearded one.


Monday, December 21, 2015

31 Farrah Abraham Quotes You Won"t Believe Are Real


Of all the celebs we cover here at THG, Farrah Abraham always comes up with the best quotes. And by best, we kind of mean worst.


Or both? It"s all subjective, honestly.


Here are some of the most memorable (no dispute about that), and usually dubious (or that), things the Teen Mom star has ever said.


Yes, these quotes are all real.




1. Mom of the Year


Farrah abraham sophia

[On daughter Sophia] I have my own life and [I’m] doing [my] own thing. She has her own life and she does her own thing.



2. Sex Tape vs. Teen Mom


Farrah selfie

I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having…



3. The Tooth Fairy Brings BANK!


Farrah abraham sophia tooth

Loosing [sic] your teeth should be special, I like to add passion and something special to everything … These years are flying bye…



4. Dabbling with Businessmen


Farrah a

I say go where the getting is good. I’m not going to find such marriage material at a club. I do dabble with, like, some businessmen that…



5. It Suits Her


Farrah abraham facial

I feel like if I can’t show my true self, and if I can’t explore who I am, then it would be lying to myself and I would stunt my growth….



6. I Work HARD


Farrah and sophia photo

I’m young, I’m 22, and I’m a single mom. On the flip side, I’m a very good mom. I work very hard. I’m probably one of the best parents…


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Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Lindsay Lohan Responds to Jennifer Lawrence Diss, Quotes Maya Angelou For Some Reason

As you may have heard, Jennifer Lawrence took a random shot at Lindsay Lohan during an interview with Stephen Colbert last night. 




It was pretty tame as far as LiLo disses go. Basically, J-Law said she throws up a lot (?), but added that it’s not for the reasons that Lindsay Lohan throws up a lot.


It’s the kind of joke people make about Lohan because she drinks a lot and does a lot of drugs.


Anyway, as you might guess, LiLo was not happy, but she showed remarkable restraint on Twitter.


Instead of going off on Jen (We imagine that’ll come later tonight, once Linds starts hitting the bottle.), she had her little sister, Ali “Remember Me?” Lohan do her dirty work.


“I never breathe life into negativity but I stand by my family,” Ali tweeted. “Disappointed in Jennifer Lawrence. You lost a fan.”


Lawrence, who obviously can’t afford to lose a single fan, is probably devastated.



Lindsay replied to Ali’s tweet, writing, “Thank you sister…Maybe who referring to should learn to support others like #MayaAngelou”


She then posted one of those sunset memes that your mom’s always putting on Facebook with a quote from Angelou’s “Still I Rise.”


Something tells us when Maya jotted that one down, she didn’t have entitled cokehead “actresses” in mind, but who knows?


Believe it or not this isn’t the first time that Hollywood’s biggest actress and Hollywood’s human petri dish have clashed.


Last year, Lohan accused Lawrence of having sex for roles, which…we can’t even. 


Is she aware that Lawrence might be the most sought-after talent (male or female) in the industry right now?


Fortunately, Jen wisely steers clear of social media, so hopefully she’s not even aware of this nonsense.


Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Khloe Kardashian Shares "Shameless" Selfie, Quotes the Bible

Khloe Kardashian has shared a new photo on Instagram, one that shows off her impressive rear end.


She’s also referenced God to shoot down an influx of haters.



The reality star, who recently gushed over nephew Saint West, first shared the above selfie belfie on Instagram, writing as a caption to the revealing image:


“Shameless bathroom gym selfie.”


Hey, at least she admits it!


Khloe then went on a rant against haters, presumably those who shamed her body in the photo posted here.


The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star called out haters for their hypocrisy, even quoting the bible at one point and referencing God in numerous messages.


Here’s a look at what she had to say to critics:


  • The greatest part about miserable peps is that they post all of this BS on your page. They attack with words behind their private pages.

  • Try to shame you or verbally bully your spirit. So I click on their pages and their bios say “believer in God” “Put God first” etc.

  • But how is judging and spreading hate being a child of God? Being a child of the Lord means spreading love and uplifting one another.

  • Why don’t you drink your own kool-aid and uplift yourself.  Stop spending ur energy hating on others. It’s only destroying ur own soul.

  • “Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone” John 8:7

Pretty well said, no?


We’d love to see the figures of the idiots behind their keyboard who lash out at stars such as Khloe online.


Coming off the self-proclaimed worst year of her life, let’s hope Khloe has a bright 2016 ahead of her.


She’s easily our favorite Kardashian sister.


Friday, November 20, 2015

11 Of The Most Obnoxious Quotes From The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills


When turning on an episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, you have to be prepared for humble brags that will make you roll your eyes so far back, that your doctor will issue you a warning.


The amount of obnoxious quotes usually occurs at the beginning of each season, especially if new housewives are being introduced.  


As we imagine producers off-camera asking what said housewife does/who she"s married to, we braces ourselves for the name-dropping and net worth bombs that are coming our way.


Let"s look back at some of the most self-important, hoity-toity things the grand dames of BH of have ever said.




1. Camille Grammar Has Two Children


Camille grammar has a lot on her plate

“I have four nannies and they rotate.”



2. Kim Richards Was IT Once Upon a Time


Kim richards takes a breath

“I was not just a child actress. I was the ‘Disney Girl.’



3. Kyle Richards Requires Validation


Kyle richards gives the wide eye

“My husband is in real estate. Very high-end real estate.”



4. Taylor Armstrong Wishes For A Simpler Life (JK)


Taylor armstrong at rhobh reunion

“I’m almost envious, in some respect, of people who are content with living the middle-class lifestyle.”



5. Marisa Zanuck: The World Most Over-It Housewife


Marisa and dean zanuck

“I’m not saying he’s not sexy. It’s just that after having sex with him for 16 years, it’s like, it would be nice to have a change.”



6. Kyle Richards Pities Your Broken Marriage


Kyle richards is fed up

“I’m so in love with my husband and my family and the life we created, so if that happened to me, I don’t think I could go on.”


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Thursday, November 12, 2015

Taylor Swift: Awesome Judge Quotes Singer"s Lyrics While Dismissing Lawsuit

When you’re as successful as Taylor Swift, nuisance lawsuits are a common occurrence.


But apparently, being sued can sometimes be an absolute pleasure – so long as you win the case, and your judge happens to be an amateur song parodist with a sharp sense of humor.



The story goes: Taylor was being sued for $ 42 million by a man named Jessie Braham, who claims that Taylor stole the lyrics for “Shake It Off” from his 2013 song “Haters Gonna Hate.”


The case was dismissed today in a fashion that will surely be appreciated by fans of Swifty:


“At present, the Court is not saying that Braham can never, ever, ever get his case back in court,” reads the dismissal order from US Magistrate judge Gail J Standish.


“As currently drafted, the Complaint has a blank space — one that requires Braham to do more than write his name.


“And, upon consideration of the Court’s explanation in Part II, Braham may discover that mere pleading Band-Aids will not fix the bullet holes in his case…At least for the moment, Defendants have shaken off this lawsuit.”


Oh, snap! Looks like Taylor’s not the only who can dole out epic burns in song form.


Sadly, the judge didn’t actually sing the verdict, but we get the feeling the result would have been as hilariously stiff as presidential candidate Martin O’Malley’s rendition of “Bad Blood.”


Tuesday, October 6, 2015

21 Disney Movie Quotes That are Unsafe for Kids


As previously detailed, Disney movies may be made for kids… but they can surprisingly depressing.


They can also be surprisingly dirty. For real!


You won"t believe some of the words that have come out of the mouths of some of your favorite Disney characters.


Get the bar of soap ready and prepare to wash out said mouths below…




1. Just Bend Over Real Quick…


Just bend over real quick

“Barely even friends, then somebody bends, unexpectedly.” – “Tale As Old As Time,” Beauty & The Beast



2. Is That You, Bill Cosby?


Is that you bill cosby

“Slip into silent slumber. Sail on a silver mist. Slowly but surely, your senses will cease to resist. Trust in me. Just in me. Shut your eyes, and trust in me.” – “Trust in Me,” The Jungle Book



3. It Will Move Even More Then!


It will move even more then

“I thought the Earth wasn’t supposed to move until the honeymoon.” – Genie, Aladdin



4. What Did You Have in Mind?


What did you have in mind

“I don’t usually leave the asylum in the middle of the night, but he said you’d make it worth my while.” – Monsieur D’Arque, Beauty & The Beast



5. This One is Self-Explanatory


This one is self explanatory

“Darling it’s better down where it’s wetter.” — “Under the Sea,” The Little Mermaid



6. We Don’t Even Need to Read Too Far Into This One


We dont even need to read too far into this one

“Hey cutie! Wanna pollinate with a real bug?” – Fly Brother, A Bug’s Life


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