It looks like fat camp has paid off for Kim Kardashian.
We’re just kidding.
Kim Kardashian did not really attend a fat camp.
Nor, for the matter, has she really lost a ton of her baby weight.
Yes, the irritating reality star has already told fans that she’s shed 17 pounds since giving birth to son Saint West on Saturday, December 5.
But the latest issue of Star Magazine wants readers to believe two things:
- That Kim has lost 30 pounds in just 20 days.
- That the photo of her in a white bikini on the magazine’s cover was actually taken in the last couple years.
She has not and it was not.
This is just another sad attempt by a supermarket tabloid to literally invent a story about a member of the Kardashian family in order to as many copies as possible.
Then again, Kim Kardashian is the one who spends way too much time focusing on her weight.
She just went through the miracle of child birth and yet has wasted no time sharing old Playboy photos while hearkening back to her supposedly hotter days.
So, no. In conclusion:
- Kim Kardashian does not yet have her bikini body back.
- She’ll definitely tell us when she does.
- And both Star Magazine and Kim suck for constantly bring this topic up so soon after the latter gave birth.