We do not begrudge the following couples their love or affection.
Go! Be in love! Be as affectionate as you want to be!
We"re just asking that they tone everything down a bit, from their outpouring of PDA to their constant status updates to their never-ending baby photos.
Sometimes, it really is best to simply STFU for awhile…
1. Kylie Jenner and Tyga
There’s the awkward age difference. There’s the fact that neither has any talent. There’s just something about these two that makes us wish they’d stop swapping spit on Snapchat every other hour.
2. Ice-T and Coco Austin
Altogether now: a baby is not an instrument to drum up social media followers… a baby is not an instrument to drum up social media followers… a baby is not an instrument to drum up social media followers…
3. Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed
Look, we love these two. We appreciate their passion for each other. But must every single Instagram message read like they’re trying to win some kind of romantic poetry contest?
4. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Must we really explain why?
5. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag
We think these two are actually still together, which is amazing. And we assume they’ll say some dumb stuff again soon. So this is a preemptive STFU.
6. Leann Rimes and Eddie Cibrian
Yeah. See. No one cares about you two. Stop acting as if you’re Brangelina.