Tuesday, April 12, 2016

16 Reasons Why You Need a Best Friend Like Sonja Morgan


There"s something authentic about Sonja Morgan, as medicated as she may seem.  


She"s equal parts luxury and Eurotrash, will sport an impeccable chignon while talking about getting sh**faced at a club, and will tell you how many benefits/galas/cocktail parties she throws in a year.


Yes, you may have to gently push a plastic cup of water into her hand towards the end of the night for sobriety purposes, but at least she didn"t make 64 digs at you like someone we know.


Morgan is a well-traveled lady to who knows how to give a compliment.  For example, she took one look at a tented dinner organized by Luann de Lesseps in the Moroccan desert and said,  “I haven’t been a tent like this since I was invited by the King of Saudi Arabia after the Gulf War."


That"s better than the best YELP review.




1. She’s Not Just a Toaster Cook


Sonja morgan gif im an international fashion lifestyle brand

“Sonja Morgan New York is a heritage brand, because the clothing and jewelry are of such high quality they can be passed down through generations,” Morgan wrote on her blog after launching Sonja Morgan New York.



2. She Runs With A Random Crowd


Sonja morgan gif i party with john john kennedy and madonna all

Wait…what?



3. Hang on…


Dorinda medley gif john johns dead so thats difficult

I thought that was the case, but Sonja’s got me second-guessing my Deceased Celebs list.



4. Yo, Heather


Sonja morgan gif p diddy comes on my yacht

“Sonja, you don’t have a yacht!” Luann reminded Morgan.



5. Who Wants To Go Swimming?


Sonja morgan loses her dress for a dip in the pool gif

That thing just flew right off!



6. Almost Off


Sonja morgan kicks off her dress gif

There we go.


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