Josh Raby, the creator of a web series called Local Air, just wanted a milkshake from McDonald"s late at night over the weekend.
He got a lot more than he bargained for.
Fortunately for us, Raby live-tweeted his McDonald"s experience late Sunday night, as one weird exchange gave way to the next.
"It"s 1AM and I decided I wanted a milkshake. So there"s a McDonald"s near my house," Raby told his Twitter followers.
"I"m greeted at the drive thru by the following sentence: "Hey holy s–t hello, you are at McDonald"s, and I am begging your patience.""
Holy s–t? It only got weirder from there …
1. Have Patience?
Praise you?
2. Milkshake.
If only it were so simple.
3. I Need a Minute
For your non-descript milkshake.
4. I Do Have Apple Pies
Okay then …
5. Are You OK?
I’m not OK. (Clearly.)
6. How About a Chicken Sandwich?
That was just asking for confusion.