Monday, April 18, 2016

Hillary Clinton to Voters: I"m Basically Beyonce

Hillary Clinton is expected to basically clinch her party’s nomination in Tuesday’s New York primary, but that doesn’t mean she’ll be easing up on the campaigning anytime soon.


The former secretary of state was up and at it bright and early this morning, doing some truly eyeroll-worthy pandering on Power 105.1’s The  Breakfast Club.



Asked by Charlamagne Tha God and company what one item she can’t travel without, HRC replied that she’s rockin’ that hot-sauce-in-her-bag swag, a la Beyonce. 


The following words actually came out of Mrs. Clinton’s mouth unironically:


“I’ve been eating a lot of hot sauce because I think it keeps my immune system strong.” When asked if she was pandering to black voters, Hillary replied, “Is it workin’?”


Look, we all know there’s very, very little that Hillary won’t do for a vote.


Just last month she posed for a photo with Caitlyn Jenner.


That may not seem like a big deal, but just three days prior, Caitlyn called Hillary a “f–king liar” on national television.


Despite that subtle critique (and the fact that she has more celebrity supporters than Botox), Hill plastered her signature fake grin on her face and buddied up to Caitlyn like was a Godlman-Sachs exec.


So it’s not exactly shocking that Hillary basically morphed into Iggy Azalea before our eyes this morning.


In fact, the only thing that’s surprising about this interview is the fact that she didn’t strap on some Beats by Dre headphones and spit a few freestyle bars.