She’s never been shy, exactly, but lately Kourtney Kardashian has been indulging her exhibitionist side in a big way on Instagram.
Kourtney’s bikini selfies have become the stuff of Internet legend in recent weeks, and the 36-year-old mother of three isn’t showing any signs of stopping:
That’s a pic that Kourt uploaded to Instagram yesterday, and it should probably be hanging in a museum somewhere.
If you listen closely, you can hear thousands of aspiring artists simultaneously throwing down their paintbrushes in frustration, knowing they’ll never bring such beauty into the world.
Kourtney captioned the pic, “Selfie camera view,” and we’re not even sure what that means (Isn’t every photo from the camera’s point of view?), but frankly, we don’t care.
This is probably part of Kourtney’s ongoing campaign to torment Scott Disick for cheating on her, and while we fully support that endeavor, it’s starting to cross the line into cruel and unusual punishment.
The guy might be the worst celebrity baby daddy in history, but no one deserves this.
There’s been talk lately of Kourtney quitting reality TV to go back to school and become a lawyer, which would make her one of those impossibly hot attorneys that you normally only see on TV.
That would be cool and all, why waste the tuition when the girl has clearly already found her calling?
Last we checked, you don’t need a degree to take crazy hot selfies.
