It’s been two months since we first learned that Lindsay Lohan is dating a Russian real estate agent named Egor Tarabazov.
Lohan hasn’t done any real movie work in years, and by all accounts, the Mean Girls royalties are drying up and her savings have all but disappeared up her nose.
Tarabazov, on the other hand, is rumored to be so rich and well-connected that he thinks he’ll be able to pull off the impossible task of saving Lindsay’s career.
For obvious reasons, Lindsay has her four brain cells that didn’t meet their demise at the end of a rolled-up twenty in some West Hollywood bathroom stall working hard on the problem of how to lock this guy down.
Obviously, she’s trying to get him to put a ring on it, and there’s already been talk of Lindsay and Egor getting married.
But Lindsay’s been working this kind of hustle for a long time and she understands that a situation like this might require her to play the long con”
“Lindsay says she wants to be a mom,” one insider tells Life & Style. “Egor wants kids, and that’s how talk of a baby started.”
The source adds that Lindsay “has changed” and is “ready to embrace motherhood to the fullest.”
Good, good…now if she can just remember to where sunglasses when she talks about the baby, so that no one sees her pupils turn into dollar signs…