Remember last week when we reported that Farrah Abraham and Simon Saran are back together?
Well, it turns out the reconciliation only lasted about as long as Farrah’s porn career.
According to her latest Instagram posts, it seems Farrah and Simon have broken up once again.
Or at the very least, Farrah is pretending they’ve called it quits so that she can hawk a new dating app with the implication that she’s looking to get busy with the sad souls who download it.
Ms. Abraham posted the above photo yesterday, along with the following caption:
“I love this new sexy app for singles who like to go out.”
She went on to extol the virtues of Peeq, which from what we can tell is a Tindr-like app for those seeking no-strings-attached sex.
In another post, Abraham encouraged users to “find” her on the app.
Again, Farrah is the type who would encourage “sexy singles” to hunt her down even if she were involved in a committed relationship, so there’s no guarantee that she’s once again kicked Simon to the curb.
But whatever the case, she’s Instagram single once again, and in Farrah Land, isn’t that all that really matters?
No, it’s also worth noting that Farrah is looking more like a soulless blow-up doll every day and poppin’ bottles with a six-foot Pikachu for some reason:
The best part is that in the caption for this pic, she offers zero explanation for the presence of everyone’s favorite Pokemon.
Like so many things in Farrah’s life, it only makes sense to Farrah.
Just kidding, there’s no way she devotes the slightest thought to any aspect of her absurd existence.
Watch Teen Mom online to relive all of Farrah’s mist ridiculous moments.