Hear ye, hear ye. His Royal Highness Prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge turns three today.
It seems like only yesterday the world descended upon the Lindo Wing at St. Mary"s Hospital in London to welcome the heir to the British throne.
Now here we are, three years and thousands of presents later.
1. "Born To Rule"
Why are the rest of them in the photo?
2. “I will kiss your head, but you must kiss thy hand, spare.”
Hey, at least the Spare gets all of the perks of royal family life but none of the responsibility. Just ask Harry.
3. “What was that? What the hell was that? Don’t just stand there and smile, Catherine. Do something!”
Can’t you just imagine him calling the Duchess by her birth name?
4. “It’s…fine. Thank you.”
So polite.
5. "Obligatory Engagements, Amiright?"
I didn’t even get to fly a plane.
6. “What fresh hell hath this day brought, Catherine?”
Sometimes, being an Heir is in-heir-ently challenging.