Calvin Harris and Eiza Gonzalez: New Couple Alert!

While Taylor Swift is busying annoying Tom Hiddleston, Calvin Harris is spending time with 26-year-old Mexican actress, Eiza Gonzalez.

Gonzalez left a Los Angeles party Saturday night on the arm of Harris, though both parties turned their heads directly away from the cameras.

“They have been talking and hanging out,” a source told People Magazine about the recent coupling.

“It’s new.”

Another source confirmed to Us Weekly that Harris and Gonzalez won’t go out of their way to avoid being photographed together.

“They recently started hanging out, and it’s very new,” the source explained.

“They both really wanted to keep it low-key for a while, but once these photos came out, they knew that wasn’t going to happen. They’re both happy and just seeing where things go for now.”

Before this, Harris was linked to R&B singer Tinashe, but she’s since put those rumors to rest, assuring E! News at the MTV Video Music Awards that she’s single.

“He’s pretty cool. We’re cool. Things are cool,” she said on the red carpet.

Gonzalez has been linked to soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo in the past, and was seen kissing Liam Hemsworth in 2013, just one day after his split from Miley Cyrus was announced.

Harris and Swift dated for about a year before breaking things off this past spring.  

Things turned ugly when Harris blasted Swift on Twitter for wanting to take credit at the last minute for their song, “This Is What You Came For,” wkth Swift initially using the pseudonym, Nils Sjoberg.

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“I wrote the music, produced the song, arranged it and cut the vocals though,” Harris tweeted in July.

“And initially she wanted it kept secret, hence the pseudonym.

“Hurtful to me at this point that her and her team would go so far out of their way to try and make ME look bad at this stage though.”  

A few weeks before that, Harris admitted to fans that Swift “controlled the media and this situation. I had no idea what was going on.

“So that kind of makes it a lot worse from my perspective.”

View Slideshow: 14 of the Craziest Celebrity Twitter Feuds EVER

Harris’ friend and collaborator, John Newman recently had a few things to say about the gossip surrounding the DJ’s life.

“He doesn’t need anybody. His emotions are so strong; he’s so strong-minded. He’s a one-man train who is never going to stop,” Newman told The Sun.

“The limits are literally endless for him. What he’s done is nothing compared to what he can do. That’s the scary thing, how far this really could go for him.”

Good on ya, Harris.

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Couple Asks Wedding Guests If They Want to Eat a Child

Look, it’s really difficult to plan a wedding.

We get that.

You have to pick out a dress… and a location… and rings… and flowers… and by the time you get to the invitation, you may very well be sick of the entire thing.

So we understand that some engaged couples may not want to proofread these items. They just want to mail them and be done with it.

But, well, that means the above mistake could possibly be made.

Yes, one boyfriend and girlfriend accidentally (we assume… we hope!) asked their wedding guests if they want beef for dinner; pork for dinner; or a child for dinner.

They would also like to know if this child you want to eat is under 12 years old.

As you might expect, the Internet has quite enjoyed this snafu.

It went viral on Reddit and on Imgur, prompting responses that are funnier than anything we could think of. To wit:

Some couples out there do like to have purposely fun with their invites, of course.

For example, the betrothed twosome behind the card below want to know if you’ll “Enthusiastically Attend,” “Regretfully Decline,” “Regretfully Attend” or “Enthusiastically Decline.”

We love it.

The RSVP request that follows, meanwhile, takes this same concept one step further.

It offers those same four options, along with “Will Decline to Response But Ultimately Attend.”

How many married couples out there right now are nodding along while smiling?

So many brides and grooms have been there.

But no couple in history can top what the following man and woman did with their wedding invitation.

It calls out people who bring a date despite not being told they could… it asks whether you are an ex-boyfriend of the bride… it wonders whether you plan on hooking up with a groomsman.

It’s amazing and perfect and hilarious in every conceivable way.

So the engaged pair who inadvertently inquired about whether guests want to eat a child can take some solace at least.

Perhaps their guests had seen these previous RSVPs and just thought the couple was joking.

Not in any sort of humorous way, granted, but it’s better to be unfunny than lazy, right?

And definitely better to be unfunny than cannibalistic.

BBC Reporter Keeps His Cool While Couple Has Sex In The Background

BBC sportscaster Dan Walker is fast becoming a legend on Twitter, and that"s all due to where his set is situated in Rio.

Amidst the "Lochtegate" nonsense taking up most of our newsfeeds, it"s refreshing to watch Walker cover the 2016 Summer Games because he does it in a way that is warm, personable and really f***ing funny.

Yesterday evening, Walker was delivering a broadcast from his beachside set when Tweets started to come in asking about the couple behind him.

It appeared that the couple were having sex, so Walker had to turn around have a look.

Ever the British gentleman, Walker assured viewers that the two were not having sex.  

"For those asking what"s going on in the background on social media now, we"re not going to zoom in," Walker said, trying his best to keep a straight face. "But rest assured, it"s not… that."

Then, someone off camera must have pretended to open a book, prompting Walker to improvise.

"They"re reading a book in a strange pose," he said with a laugh.

They were totally doing it, Dan!

 

The video soon went viral, and was shared with American viewers via Mashable, which also pointed out that Walker encountered a bachelorette part (or a "hen do," as they say in the Mother Country) during another broadcast.

"This could be interesting," Walker said to his audience at home while the bride-to-be made her way to the set.

Once she and her friends realized what network they were on, they started chanting "B-B-C!" "B-B-C!"

Walker"s entertaining coverage led to the creation of #copacabanter, with topics ranging from the trash pick-up guys on the beach to pigeons invading the set. 

“That spot on the beach is the place to be. In the last 24 hours I’ve been stopped by loads of people wanting pictures," Walker told Buzzfeed News.

“It’s been mad. My plan on coming out here was always to speak to the locals as well as show the sport. I wanted to show as much of Rio as possible. I didn’t expect to see that much.”

I will take this kind of coverage over Billy Bush getting a "brozilian" wax any day of the week.

Lady Gaga & Ray Liotta: RANDOM New Couple Alert!

As far back as he can remember, he always wanted to bang a Gaga.

That 26-year-old movie reference is our way of saying that the newly single Lady Gaga might be dating 61-year-old actor and professional terrifying human being Ray Liotta.

Gaga, of course, recently ended her engagement with Taylor Kinney, just as rumors that the couple was all set to walk down the aisle seemed to pop up on a daily basis.

Who better to help her heal and reintroduce some stability into her life than this man:

All kidding aside, Liotta is a remarkably talented actor and, by all accounts, one of the nicest guys in Hollywood.

He’s just made a career playing men who would rather murder you than hold the door for you.

Most recently co-starred with Jennifer Lopez in the NBC drama Shades of Blue, in which he played – you guessed it! – a frighteningly amoral anti-hero.

According to Page Six, he and Gaga were spotted enjoying an intimate dinner at a private room in NYC’s L’Artusi last night.

Despite the 31-year age difference, conclusions were drawn, as both parties are newly single.

(Liotta recently split from longtime partner Catherine Hickland.)

No canoodling was spotted, but sources say it was clearly a night just for Gaga and Liotta.

“They looked super chummy and like they know each other well,” said one onlooker, adding that the May-December buddies took several smoke breaks.

Of course, it should be noted that these two really are just platonic friends.

In addition to the fact that they co-starred in 2014’s Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (a project they’d both probably rather forget), Liotta goes back with Ms. Germanotta’s family.

“Ray is friends with Stefani [Gaga] and her dad,” says a rep for Gaga.

So there you have it. 

Gaga and Ray are just friends.

But hey, it’s never too late add “with benefits” to that title, right?

View Slideshow: 24 Couples With HUGE Age Differences

Rome Police Cook Pasta for Elderly Couple: Find Out Why!

The police in Rome really love helping people. 

They also excel at making sure the local community get a good meal.

Sometimes, watching the news can be a depressing thing. 

There’s just so much news that makes us question what the heck is wrong with the world. 

For Jole and Michele, watching the news got a little bit too much. 

Jole questioned why everything on the news was so negative. 

There were reports of crying and shouting coming from the apartment, so the police were called. 

When they went to the residence, they expected some sort of disturbance. 

They were shocked to find the elderly couple pretty upset. 

The couple even pointed out to the officers that they very rarely get visitors. 

Officers then noticed that there was a lack of anything in the apartment that could help make a meal for the couple. 

They officers took it upon themselves to make the couple a nice dinner after getting them checked over by an ambulance crew. 

The meal sounds pretty great. 

It was Spaghetti, butter and parmesan. 

Who doesn’t LOVE pasta?

It’s acts of kindness like this that show us there is still some good in the world. 

The Rome Police took to Facebook to address what happened. 

“There is not a crime. Jole and Michele are not victims of scams and no thief entered the house — there is no one to save,” the police force wrote on Facebook.

“This time, for the boys, there is a more daunting task — two lonely souls who need reassuring. They understand that just a little human warmth will restore tranquility to Jole and Michele.”

Couple Married 63 Years Dies 20 Minutes Apart in Same Room

Henry and Jeanette De Lange both died on Sunday, July 31, just 20 minutes apart in their room at a South Dakota nursing home.

They had been married 63 years.

A funeral will be held in Platte, South Dakota, today for the couple of more than six decades who died just minutes apart, side by side.

Lee De Lange, one of their sons, told CNN that there was a divine quality to having both parents leave this world at nearly the same time.

“We’re calling it a beautiful act of God’s providential love and mercy,” he said of his parents’ passing. “You don’t pray for it because it seems mean.”

“But, you couldn’t ask for anything more beautiful.”

Jeanette De Lange, 87 and suffering from Alzheimer’s disease, died first at 5:10 p.m. as her family was reading the Bible at the time.

“We read Psalm 103. We didn’t quite get done,” said Lee De Lange.

“She passed away very, very peacefully. Incredibly peacefully.”

Lee said his brother told his father, 86 and fighting prostate cancer, “mom’s gone to heaven” and that he didn’t have to fight anymore.

He could let go and join her if he wished, the son added.

Twenty minutes later, at 5:30 p.m., Henry did just that.

Couple Dies Six Hours Apart After 65 Years Of Marriage

His children say they will always remember him briefly opening his eyes and gazing upon his wife before he himself took his final breath.

Of course, this isn’t the first time that a married couple has passed away on the same day, and we likely haven’t seen it for the last time. 

Earlier this summer George and Ora Lee Rodriguez, married for 58 years, died a few hours apart at their home in San Antonio, Texas.

They died surrounded by family – and holding each other’s hands – as they left this world and began a new journey together in the next.

Can you think of anything more poignant?

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This Couple Was Filmed Having Sex Outside a Library

Remember that video footage of a couple having sex in a church steeple?

The footage captured by a drone that was flying overhead?

Here. Take a look below in case you need a refresher:

The thing is, you couldn"t really tell that the couple was having sex in that video. It was just an educated guess.

Conversely, the couple featured in the video below is totally and completely and absolutely having sexual intercourse.

The footage was taken in Barcelona, in BROAD DAYLIGHT, and there"s no mistaking what"s going on between the man and the woman.

The former"s pants are down around his ankles and he"s thrusting away.

It"s rare to come across such clear footage of two people having sex on the Internet; not even the Kim Kardashian sex tape is of this sort of quality.

We sort of wonder what the person was thinking who got close enough to film it, but not as much as we wonder what the man and woman themselves were thinking.

They couldn"t even wait until it got dark outside?!?

Watch the very much NSFW video now:

Drone Catches Couple Trying to Bang in Church Steeple

Drones can be very useful pieces of equipment.

They can be used to deface Kendall Jenner billboards and also used to deliver packages via Amazon Prime.

Now, as you"ll find out below, they can also be used to interrupt two people who are about to commit the ultimate sacriligious act:

Sex inside of a church steeple.

The following aerial views of a church in Tver, Russia start out innocently enough, with viewers getting a broad view of a gorgeous city.

The above shot looks like it could have been snapped for any tourist, right?

But if you take a closer look, you do come across a man and a woman.

It"s not totally clear what they are up to, but the woman is wearing a dress and is facing away from the man. He appears to maybe be getting into some kind of interesting position.

Do you see where we"re going with this?

Do you see where THEY are going with this?

Toward the end of the footage, another man wearing a backpack enters the steeple and the couple quickly backs up. You actually can see the boyfriend (or maybe husband) reach down and seemingly zip up his pants.

Are we reading too much into this?

We"re pretty sure there"s a reason why this video has been viewed over 784,000 times as of this writing.

The official YouTube description says the video includes two people trying to have sex.

Take a close look for yourself and see if you agree:

Chris Evans & Jenny Slate: Yep, They"re Really a Couple!

Last month, a little rumor flew on our radar about the possibility of Chris Evans dating Jenny Slate.

In fact, some say Slate dumped her husband of four years, Dean Fleischer-Camp, for the actor.

Reports of Evans and Slate"s dalliance hit right just after she separated from Fleischer-Camp, and this new couple seemed just random enough to be true.

And now, a few weeks later, Captain America and the quirky comedian have gone public.

Yep, they"re a bona fide couple, folks!

The pair hit the red carpet for the premiere of Slate"s animated film The Secret Life of Pets, and she opened up to ET about their romance.

When asked about their first appearance together, Slate confirmed they were an item.

"I haven"t really had a large premiere before, so it"s nice to have someone who knows how it goes," she said of having Evans with her for the premiere.

Evans, of course, rose to fame portraying Captain America in a number of big budget films about the Marvel character, so he"s been on many a red carpet in the past.

"And also, honestly, we"re just like both two teenagers from Massachusets so it kinda feels like I got my dream seventh grade boyfriend," she continued.

Uh, yeah. Most would agree that Chris Evans is a dream boyfriend regardless of age.

"We didn"t know each other growing up but we grew up about a half an hour from each other and we"ve been friends for a while, and… yeah," she added.

Slate did not, however, comment on the rumor that she was pregnant with Evan"s baby, probably because it was based solely on a tweet she posted about throwing up in the middle of the night, which could"ve just been attributed to a bad taco or something.

Evans and Slate met on the set of the upcoming film Gifted, on which they found mad chemistry together.

"Oddly enough, I"ve only known Jenny for a few months, which is insane to say because we"re like the same animal," Evans said of his co-star and now girlfriend.

If you"ve never heard of Slate, we suggest you get to know her.

Her indie flick Obvious Child won rave reviews and her appearances on Girls, House of Lies and Parks and Recreation are excellence showcases of her intelligence, wit and offbeat charm.

 

Chris Evans & Jenny Slate: Yep, They"re Really a Couple!

Last month, a little rumor flew on our radar about the possibility of Chris Evans dating Jenny Slate.

In fact, some say Slate dumped her husband of four years, Dean Fleischer-Camp, for the actor.

Reports of Evans and Slate"s dalliance hit right just after she separated from Fleischer-Camp, and this new couple seemed just random enough to be true.

And now, a few weeks later, Captain America and the quirky comedian have gone public.

Yep, they"re a bona fide couple, folks!

The pair hit the red carpet for the premiere of Slate"s animated film The Secret Life of Pets, and she opened up to ET about their romance.

When asked about their first appearance together, Slate confirmed they were an item.

"I haven"t really had a large premiere before, so it"s nice to have someone who knows how it goes," she said of having Evans with her for the premiere.

Evans, of course, rose to fame portraying Captain America in a number of big budget films about the Marvel character, so he"s been on many a red carpet in the past.

"And also, honestly, we"re just like both two teenagers from Massachusets so it kinda feels like I got my dream seventh grade boyfriend," she continued.

Uh, yeah. Most would agree that Chris Evans is a dream boyfriend regardless of age.

"We didn"t know each other growing up but we grew up about a half an hour from each other and we"ve been friends for a while, and… yeah," she added.

Slate did not, however, comment on the rumor that she was pregnant with Evan"s baby, probably because it was based solely on a tweet she posted about throwing up in the middle of the night, which could"ve just been attributed to a bad taco or something.

Evans and Slate met on the set of the upcoming film Gifted, on which they found mad chemistry together.

"Oddly enough, I"ve only known Jenny for a few months, which is insane to say because we"re like the same animal," Evans said of his co-star and now girlfriend.

If you"ve never heard of Slate, we suggest you get to know her.

Her indie flick Obvious Child won rave reviews and her appearances on Girls, House of Lies and Parks and Recreation are excellence showcases of her intelligence, wit and offbeat charm.

 

Taylor Swift and Gigi Hadid: Hollywood"s Newest IT Couple

Breaking up with your boyfriend is the worst, obvi.

However, when your best friend and her boyfriend break up around the same time, that softens the blow a little.

A few days after Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris ended their relationship, Swift’s best friend, Gigi Hadid and former One Direction member Zayn Malik parted ways; the model and the musician had been dating for seven months.

“Gigi and Taylor are actually confiding in each other as best friends during this time,” a source told E!.

“They can really relate.”

Back in 2015, Hadid was one of several famous faces who starred in the music video for Swift’s single, “Bad Blood,” which was allegedly a dig at Swift’s nemesis, Katy Perry

“For [Swift] it was really a way to show that she supports her friends so much and that we support her back,” Hadid said at the time.

“We all took time out of our schedules to be there and she wanted to make us look hot and powerful. It was a big, amazing thing to be a part of.”

Swift has developed lasting relationships with several other celebs over the years, including Selena Gomez, Karlie Kloss, Jaime King and Lena Dunham.

View Slideshow: 13 Reasons We Wish We Were Taylor Swift’s Cat

“We want to be known as the group of girls that are known for our kindness, rather than our cattiness,” Hadid added.

Last night, Harris tweeted a brief explanation as to why he and Swift split, which was then retweeted by the singer herself.

“The only truth here is that a relationship came to an end & what remains is a huge amount of love and respect,” he wrote.

Malik and Hadid’s is a bit more complicated.

“They can likely get back together tomorrow,” a source told E!.

“It’s all very unclear what’s going on between them now. They been having some issues lately that involved communication and getting along.

“Gigi is really sad about this, though, and in a way would like to work it out,” the source added.

“It’s more about that constant contact with Zayn that she misses and they did get very close.

View Slideshow: Taylor Swift: Who Should She Date Next?

Taylor Swift and Gigi Hadid: Hollywood"s Newest IT Couple

Breaking up with your boyfriend is the worst, obvi.

However, when your best friend and her boyfriend break up around the same time, that softens the blow a little.

A few days after Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris ended their relationship, Swift’s best friend, Gigi Hadid and former One Direction member Zayn Malik parted ways; the model and the musician had been dating for seven months.

“Gigi and Taylor are actually confiding in each other as best friends during this time,” a source told E!.

“They can really relate.”

Back in 2015, Hadid was one of several famous faces who starred in the music video for Swift’s single, “Bad Blood,” which was allegedly a dig at Swift’s nemesis, Katy Perry

“For [Swift] it was really a way to show that she supports her friends so much and that we support her back,” Hadid said at the time.

“We all took time out of our schedules to be there and she wanted to make us look hot and powerful. It was a big, amazing thing to be a part of.”

Swift has developed lasting relationships with several other celebs over the years, including Selena Gomez, Karlie Kloss, Jaime King and Lena Dunham.

View Slideshow: 13 Reasons We Wish We Were Taylor Swift’s Cat

“We want to be known as the group of girls that are known for our kindness, rather than our cattiness,” Hadid added.

Last night, Harris tweeted a brief explanation as to why he and Swift split, which was then retweeted by the singer herself.

“The only truth here is that a relationship came to an end & what remains is a huge amount of love and respect,” he wrote.

Malik and Hadid’s is a bit more complicated.

“They can likely get back together tomorrow,” a source told E!.

“It’s all very unclear what’s going on between them now. They been having some issues lately that involved communication and getting along.

“Gigi is really sad about this, though, and in a way would like to work it out,” the source added.

“It’s more about that constant contact with Zayn that she misses and they did get very close.

View Slideshow: Taylor Swift: Who Should She Date Next?

Hailey Baldwin & Drake: New Couple Alert??

Sometimes the best celebrity couples are the ones you don’t see coming.

Like, oh, Hailey Baldwin and Drake.

Yep, the couple were spotted having dinner together earlier this week in West Hollywood, and sources say it definitely looked like a date.

The model and the “Hotline Bling” rapper appeared  “totally engrossed in conversation” and both were “very smiley” during the meal, according to ET.

After dinner, they left together and continued their date at The Nice Guy club.

Sources report that the two got cozy and “hooked up” during Drake’s Memorial Day bash on Monday.

Baldwin shared a video of them goofing around at the party on Snapchat, along with singer Madison Beer, having fun with the dog filter.

View Slideshow: 29 Drake Photos and Videos That Are Pure Drizzy

This new development throws a proverbial wrench in the story that Drake is secretly dating Rihanna, a theme gossip magazines have been repeating for months.

“They have been keeping it a secret because this time around, they want to do it right and keep their relationship private,” a source recently told People.

Drake and Rihanna were also romantically linked back in 2014, and he was said to be “too in love with her.”

But while Drizzy and RiRi may have kept their relationship a secret, he doesn’t seem to be hiding his affection for Baldwin.

Baldwin, a model and daughter of actor Stephen Baldwin, is perhaps most famous for her romantic linkage to Justin Bieber.

She was seen all over his Instagram earlier this year, most notably around the new year.

The Biebs shared a photo of himself and Baldwin kissing in St. Barts, and the internet went bananas.

The two later sort of confirmed they were dating, and Bieber even said that he loved her, but it sounded like the relationship was complicated and that neither were interested in anything serious.

View Slideshow: Hailey Baldwin: Hottest Pics of Justin Bieber’s New Boo!

Coolest Couple Ever Snaps Engagement Pics at Costco

Parks are nice.

Wineries are beautiful.

There"s something very romantic about the water.

But whatever. 

Minnesota couple Karinne Tarshish and Dan Klamet frequent Costco on such a regular basis that they chose to pose for their engagement photos inside one of these super store"s locations in St. Louis. 

We"re not joking!

Courtesy of EMMERLEE PHOTOGRAPHY, check out the sweet and hilarious pictures below:

1. A Bundle of Delicious Joy

Tarshish explained her motivation for this idea as follows: “Neither of us wanted any engagement photos, because it felt really awkward and forced to us. We barely post any pictures of ourselves online to begin with, and have no framed photos on the walls at home — just artwork. I started joking that the only kind of pictures of us we could do would be of us doing our daily routines.”

2. So Beautiful

The ring is nice, too, of course. (This is Tarshish’s favorite picture from the engagement shoot.)

3. Funny, Yet Meaningful

“The photos were taken to be funny,” Tarshish told The Huffington Post. “We do love Costco, but that isn’t why we took the photos. We just wanted to do something that our friends and family would enjoy.”

4. Such Fools

Tarshish and Klamet are scheduled to marry on October 15, 2016. They told their friends and family members about their engagement on April Fool’s Day. We really like these two.

5. Crazy in Love, Not Actually Crazy

Tarshish says the chain will play no role in their big day. They aren’t going to get a “tattoo of the Costco logo” or anything.

6. Here Comes the Bride

And there go some great deals!

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