Lindsay Lohan: Goes TOPLESS in Racy Deleted Photo

Lindsay Lohan decided to go topless on Instagram just two days after Donald Trump said he wanted to bone her (which has nothing to do with Ken Bone; sorry). 

Lohan shared the pic on her social media account, and just hours later, had a brief thought of remorse and removed it. 

She replaced the pic with a photo of a club performance, where a woman with Kylie’s old turquoise ‘do commanded the stage. 

Lohan captioned the replacement pic, “#LOHAN #GHOSTBUSTERSTYLE #MINTANINE I would love to host one night with @KylieJenner.”  

While we have zero idea what she’s talking aobut in this pic – and might’ve been better off hashtagging it #SuckItTrump, we’re gonna give her a pass on this one, since she apparently doesn’t realize that Kylie’s high, turquoise ponytail is, like, so over. 

Not the fetch-est, girl. 

The photo was to support the grand opening of the Lohan nightclub (LOL FOREVER) in Greece, helmed by businessman and unconfirmed boyfriend, Dennis Papageorgi. 

So there you have it. 

Lindsay Lohan has a night club named after her – of which she’ll pocket some of the proceeds – but she’s busy helping refugee children out in poverty- and famine-stricken lands. 

Is there nothing our girl LL can’t do? 

Nah, probably not.

When you have all the time in the world on your hands to do … well, whatever it is that you want … it’s easy to be a Jill-of-all-trades and slap your name on whatever business venture you see fit. 

Most notable about the deleted pic, perhaps, is the fact that she’s still wearing the emerald engagement ring from abusive ex, Egor Tarabasov. 

Though she’s still “allowed” to keep it, she’s either really, really savvy for flaunting the rock, or really, really pathetic for hanging onto a memento of a relationship in which your partner tried to “murder” you. 

If we were you, girl, we’d hock it – you don’t want what happened with Kim K’s robbery to happen to you, do you? 

You’re smarter than that – and though we don’t always understand the workings of your mind, friend, we’re gonna support you as long as you avoid doing dumb s–t.  

Which has to happen sooner or later, right? 

View Slideshow: 29 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan

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Kylie Jenner -- Topless ... with a Side of Latex (PHOTO GALLERY)

Great news — Kylie Jenner’s future is trending damn near nude … at least based on the futuristic photo shoot she just did. Kylie is the cover girl for Complex’s October/November issue, and her spread features nothing but latex. Oh, and some…

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Kylie Jenner: Totally Topless in New Photo Shoot!

Sure, you’ve seen Kylie Jenner semi-nude on countless occasions, but now the 19-year-old reality star has now stripped down completely for a fully topless photo shoot with Complex magazine.

Okay, so she’s wearing gloves, but they’re long, latex, dominatrix gloves that somehow make this pic even racier.

Check it out for yourself:

Kylie is 19, and obviously she’s free to do whatever she pleases with her body.

But the interview that accompanies her latest photoshoot serves as a reminder that the girl still has a lot of growing up to do.

First, there’s the portion in which Kylie discusses her relationship with Tyga.

Though they’ve broken up multiple times in the past year, Kylie seems proud to say that she and her 26-year-old beau are uncomfortable spending even short periods of time apart.

“We need to be together at all times,” Kylie tells the magazine after instructing her handlers not to let Tyga leave during her shoot.

“We never get mad at each other, we just figure things out.”

She confirms that she broke up with Tyga as recently as May of this year, but says their breaks only ever lasted a few weeks

Sounds like a teenager’s version of a stable relationship, but T-Raww should be mature enough to recognize that according to her description, he and Kylizzle are in an unhealthily co-dependent situation.

She confirms that she broke up with Tyga as recently as May of this year, but says their breaks only ever lasted a few weeks.

View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner & Tyga Photos: The Way They Were … Are? (Who the Heck Knows)

“I just needed to see what it was like not being with him,” she tells Complex, adding, “We realized that wasn’t what we wanted.” 

Kylie goes on to say that despite the despite the fact that she constantly posts racy selfies, she’s actually no great fan of stripping down for the camera.

“I’m comfortable with my body, but not that comfortable,” she tells the magazine after instructing everyone but Tyga to leave the room. 

“I’m not going to be walking around like that with a bunch of guys there.”

From there, Kylie opens up about her lip injections, and her controversial decision to lie to fans and claim she’d never had any work done (despite loads of evidence to the contrary).

“What if I came out and said, ‘Oh, yeah, I got my lips done’? What are all those moms going to think about me?” Kylie says.

These kids, my fans, they’re going to think I’m crazy. I didn’t want to be a bad influence.”

Ah, the old “I wanted to be a good influence, so I lied my ass off” excuse.

It’s a pretty lame justification for a number of obvious reasons, and it illustrates how Kylie misses the point when fans encourage her and her sisters to be more open about the cosmetic procedures they’ve undergone.

We expect the Kardashians to lie about their plastic surgeries, but that doesn’t make it any less troubling.

By denying getting work done, Kylie and company leave their millions of young impressionable followers with unrealistic standards of beauty.

Clearly, Kylie feels some sense of obligation toward her fans, but some of the grownups in her life should be there to advise her that misleading them is the worst thing she can do.

She caps her most nonsensically Palin-esque interview since the time she famously declared that 2016 is the year of “realizing stuff” with this head-scratcher:

“At the end of the day I have to live with everything I do.”

View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner Selfies: A Kandid Kollection

So in conclusion, Kylie Jenner is … a human being?

We know Kylie and her sisters aren’t known as the most down-to-earth set of siblings, but they are aware that non-famous people suffer consequences, too, right?

On second thought, we might not want to know the answer to that question.

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Chloe Grace Moretz: Topless, Hypocritical on Instagram

If you can’t beat em, join em.

And take some clothes off in the process.

This seems to be Chloe Grace Moretz’s mindset at the moment.

The actress surprised many followers on Instagram last night when she shared a photo of herself topless, her back to the camera, lying on the beach somewhere.

Moretz gave photo credit in the caption to boyfriend Brooklyn Beckham, implying that he snapped the image.

What’s the big deal here?

What young female star has not posed without a shirt on at this point?

Well…

Back in March, the Internet went sort of crazy of the latest Kim Kardashian nude selfie.

At the forefront of this criticism was Moretz, who addressed Kim directly in a Tweet writing:

“@KimKardashian I truly hope you realize how important setting goals are for young women, teaching them we have so much more to offer than just our bodies.”

In response, Kim Tweeted:

“Let’s all welcome @ChloeGMoretz to twitter, since no one knows who she is. Your Nylon cover is cute boo.”

And just like that, an unexpected feud was born.

From there, Khloe Kardashian jumped in to the fray.

She actually shared a photo of Moretz’s butt in a bikini as a sort of revenge porn… although she messed up in doing so and shared a photo of someone else’s butt instead.

It was a pretty big, complicated mess for awhile between the Kardashians and Moretz.

But the point remains that Chloe called out Kim for posing naked…

… and now she’s gone right ahead and post semi-naked herself.

In as revealing a manner as Kardashian has on so many occasions? No.

But there’s still a level of hypocrisy at work here.

Moretz is still using her nude body to get attention, which is exactly what she came down on Kardashian for doing this spring.

Chloe Grace Moretz at the DNC

The 19-year old actually spoke at this year’s Democratic National Convention, urging young folks out there to register to vote.

By doing so, “we can elect a president who will fight to give every American a chance to graduate from college debt-free. We can elect a president who will fight for equal pay for equal work.”

She was speaking, of course, about Hillary Clinton.

But perhaps Chloe should have asked herself if Clinton would ever pose topless on social media in order to garner attention.

She could have then based her actions on the response of her political role model.

Britney Spears Poses Topless In Hawaii, Wins Instagram

Britney Spears looks absolutely incredible, and she is damn proud to show off the hard work that’s gone into putting her in the best shape of her life.

Britney, 34, shared an Instagram with fans while on vacation in Hawaii, in which she posed topless (with her back to the camera) on a boat.

“Still dreaming a mile a minute…” Spears wrote, plucking a lyric from her single, “Make Me.”

Brit also shared an adorable Instagram video from her vacation with sons, Sean and Jayden.  

“Here’s a quick glimpse into our trip to Hawaii and I hope you guys like it,” Brit said, before turning the camera to her two boys who yelled “Aloha!”

They jumped off a yacht, they got crazy with shaved ice, and Brit treated herself to a jumbo hot dog.

Britney Spears And Sons Share Hawaiian Vacation Footage With Fans

Fans who have followed the pop star’s career from the beginning are no doubt ecstatic to see that she’s in a great place.  While it’s wonderful that she has two healthy sons, we’d like to forget it was their father, Kevin Federline who put a temporarily freeze on the awesomeness that is Britney Spears.

By the way, I still can’t look at a bag of Cheetos without crying.

Britney’s ninth studio album, Glory has a release date of August 26th, and her singles have fans foaming at the mouth in anticipation, especially because “Make Me” is very over-the-top sexy.

View Slideshow: Britney Spears Gets SUPER Sexy: 2016 Billboard Music Awards

Britney was clearly thrilled with the response to her news, especially given that her 2013 album, Britney Jean was kinda meh.

“Today was an absolutely amazing day!!!! Finally got to tell you all about Glory, and had a wonderful time at the beach with my family,” Spears wrote to her fans via Instagram.

“Thank you for the love and support.”

No, Brit.  Thank YOU.  And welcome back.

Britney Spears: 2000 MTV Video Music Awards Performance

Ariel Winter: TOPLESS ON INSTAGRAM!!!

If you follow Ariel Winter on Instagram, you know that the 18-year-old Modern Family star is fond of showing off her curves.

So naturally, when word started going around that Winter is completely topless in her latest IG snap, fans of the actress and pervs from all corners of the Internet flocked to her page.

Unfortunately, the only curve visible in Ariel’s latest pose is her shoulder.

Yes, despite the fact that she’s technically topless, this is actually one or Ariel’s least revealing pics in recent weeks.

Interestingly, the comments section has devolved into a debate over the best way to handle the threat presented by ISIS, which is pretty much the Internet in a nutshell.

It’s all nudity and political hot takes out there.

For the first time in a long time, however, the latest news about Ariel does not have to do with her giant breasts.

Last week, a rumor that Winter had been fired from Modern Family began to make it’s way across the Internet.

Despite the fact that the reports originated in Star magazine, which may have accidentally published accurate information once or twice, the word spread like wildfire.

To be clear: Ms. Winter has not been fired from the long-running sitcom that made her famous, but it looks like she will be playing a smaller role on the series going forward.

Ariel is attending UCLA in the fall, and being a full-time student and shooting 22 episodes of a television series don’t really go hand-in-hand.

Hopefully, she’ll still find time to bait us with nudity loopholes.

 

View Slideshow: Ariel Winter: 31 Pics of Our Favorite Modern Family Star!

Mischa Barton: Topless In Greece!

This is like something out of a Calvin Klein ad.

Mischa Barton posted a photo of herself in Mykonos, in which she wore nothing more than a pair of jeans while smoking a cigarette (so European).

“Island vibes 🇬🇷 #Mykonos #Censored,” she wrote.

It has to be said that Barton looks fantastic.  Even though she spent about 4 minutes on Dancing With The Stars, Barton may have actually returned to glory as the Marissa Cooper we once envied.

Of course, it’s not all toplessness and cigarettes.  Last week, Barton posted a controversial message on her account after the shootings of Alton Sterling in Baton Rouge, and Philando Castile in Minnesota.

“I’m truly heart broken to watch videos like the #altonsterling execution,” Barton wrote in the now-deleted post.  “This may have been going on forever in the United States but thank god the pigs get caught on camera now. 

“Its unthinkable and an embarrassment to America. The country I was brought up in. Somebody make change.

“We need gun control and unity. And a real President so think about that when this election is around the corner.

“The world is a precarious place right now.#stop #reflect and #act appropriately.

Barton apologized for her aggressive message soon after.

“I’m human, I’m not perfect, and I’m sorry if my Instagram post went out of context,” she wrote on June 8th.

“I didn’t mean to offend anyone.”

View Slideshow: Alton Sterling Murder: Celebrities React In Shock

According to the Daily Mail, Barton is battling it out with her mother, Nuala in court over the sale of their $ 7 million Beverly Hills mansion, which they co-own.

Mother and daughter have endured a rock relationship over the years.  Barton accused her of stealing, and once referred to her as “a greedy stage mother posing as a talent manager.”

Ok, we get why Barton has been spending the past few weeks in Europe.

View Slideshow: 13 Stars Who Pretty Much Hate Their Parents

Ariel Winter: Topless and Makeup-Free on Instagram!

Ariel Winter loves Instagram and with 2 million followers, it seems the feeling is definitely mutual.

It’s certainly not hard to see why the Modern Family actress is so popular on social media. Ariel has huge boobs and an aversion to clothing, which is always a winning combination online. 

So naturally, when word spread that Ariel was topless in her latest Instagram pic, we figured were in store for something much more revealing than the photo above. 

After all, this is the girl who posts photos of herself naked in a bathtub to celebrate the fact that it’s Tuesday.

We kid, of course.

Ms. Winter’s pics are always risque in a tasteful way, and even if all she’s baring here is a little shoulder, the photo is noteworthy for what she’s not wearing.

As you may have noticed (or not, if you were distracted by all that shoulder), Ariel is the latest celeb to hop on the no-makeup selfie bandwagon.

She posted the pic last night, with a caption reading, “#tbt to last weekend on the #lake #nomakeup”

The girl combined a no-makeup selfie with a throwback Thrusday with an “I’m on a boat, motherf–ker!” pic.

That’s social media A-game, right there.

This may be Ariel’s way of proving that she can rack up tens of thousands of likes without her famous boobs.

Which is all well and good, but hopefully this won’t be a lasting trend.

You’ve made your point Ariel.

Feel free to get back to posting cleavage selfies anytime now.

View Slideshow: Ariel Winter: 31 Pics of Our Favorite Modern Family Star!

Demi Lovato: Topless on New Single Cover!

Demi Lovato thought she’d be dead by now.

Thank heaven and earth that she is not.

This is the cover for her new single, “Body Say.”

What would your body say if you saw this?

We don’t even need to answer that question, because it’s obvious: Demi is basically the definition of sexy these days if you ask us.

Why? Because if nothing else, Lovato is authentic.

Hot, for damn sure, and moderately talented, yes. But you always know that Demi she speaks from the heart, and that sets her apart.

Demi has been open and honest about her struggles with cutting, self-esteem, eating disorders, substance abuse and so on down the line.

By being so imperfect, she is practically perfect.

What other celebrity can publicly lament what is wrong with the world today in such a way that shines a beacon of light upon it simultaneously?

Even when she does annoying things like quitting and returning to Twitter within 24 hours, you can chalk it up to her being a real human.

She’s her own person, trolls/haters be damned.

Typically, topless photos are ideal if the topless subject faces the camera, showing off their face and potentially other attributes as well.

Again, though. We’ll forgive her. She’s human.

View Slideshow: 22 Times Demi Lovato Has Kept It Real

Ireland Baldwin: Topless and Tattooed on Instagram

Remember Ireland Baldwin? 

The daughter of actor/madman Alec Baldwin was a “thing” on social media for a while, thanks in no small part to photos like this:

Last year, Ireland went to rehab for what she described as emotional issues.

Sources say that after a number of unsettling episodes, she recovered nicely, but only after being harassed by Andy Dick, which is literally the worst thing that can happen to a person.

With dudes like Alec and Andy in her life, it’s not surprising that Ireland was all set on the human race for a while.

So she stopped posing and posting on social media for several months, much to the chagrin of pervs everywhere.

So you can imagine our surprise to this racy pic of Ms. Baldwin making the rounds online today:

Yes, Northern Ireland is as beautiful as we’d imagined.

She’s still rocking the same shade of brunette as the last time we saw her.

But we’re pretty sure the bunny ears are new.

As you can see, Ireland appears to be backstage somewhere.

We wish we had more information than that, but this thing is floating around sans caption.

The best we can do is take a shot in the dark and assume, based on her Aladdin Sane tatt, that she’s starring some sort of topless Playboy bunny David Bowie revue.

Aw, now we’re all depressed that that’s probably not a thing that will ever exist.

Lena Dunham Posts Topless Photo, Remains Thirsty AF

Lena Dunham attended last night’s CFDA Fashion Awards with her friend, jewelry designer Irene Neuwirth.

Naturally, Lena wore a necklace designed by Irene.

The two of them posed on the red carpet, and Lena even took the stage to present an award alongside J. Crew creative director, Jenna Lyons.

For most folks that would be plenty of attention for one night. 

Hell, you might even go home and lie low the whole next day because you’re just plain exhausted and “peopled out” after such an eventful evening.

But not Ms. Dunham.

Oh, no. Lena returned to what we imagine is a self-consciously “funky” walk-up in Park Slope that costs more per month than your entire college education, and immediately she began plotting, perhaps while swirling her fair trade chamomile in a brandy snifter like mad villain who likes a nice, mild digestive relaxant at the end of the day.

Sure, had plenty of eyeballs on her earlier in the evening but it only made her want more:

Yes, Lena knows just how to temporarily slake her insatiable thirst for validation. 

And usually it involves nudity.

Unfortunately, topless Lena Dunham is such a common sight these days that this pic is barely making a dent.

Sure, your average Instagram user would be thrilled to get 16,000 likes, but your average Instagram user doesn’t have 2.6 million followers.

You’ve officially flooded the market, Lena!

And this time you can’t even stir up a bogus Photoshop controversy, because you’re the one who posted the pic.

Danielle Campbell Topless Pics Leak, Louis Tomlinson Reacts with Outrage

Louis Tomlinson may have a very pretty face.

But the singer was forced to react to a very ugly development this week.

Early on Thursday, TMZ posted numerous pictures of Tomlinson on a Mexican vacation with girlfriend Danielle Campbell. They were either at a private residence or on a yacht, it was not clear.

But this much was very clear:

A photographer managed to capture shots of a shirtless Tomlinson taking off the bikini top of Campbell, who proceeded to sit around topless.

Yes, TMZ censored Campbell’s nipples with tiny black marks, but the damage was done and the outrage was strong across the Internet.

The hashtag #RespectDanielle started to trend on Twitter, as many were reminded of how Justin Bieber nude pics also sprung up last year while the artist was on vacation.

“I just woke up to those pictures of Danielle and I’m offended that TMZ was okay with taking them #RespectDanielle,” wrote one Twitter users, while another added:

“danielle deserves privacy over her body. those pictures are disgusting.”

Random Internet people were not the only people pissed off, however.

Tomlinson summarized his feelings with a simple Tweet yesterday that read:

“The privacy laws are f-cked up.”

The brief straightforward message was accompanied by an angry-face emoji.

This actually marks the first public comment either Tomlinson or Campbell have made about their relationship.

The artist and the actress have been together for several months, with things heating up to the point where there’s talk of a Tomlinson and Campbell engagement.

This also marks the end of a very bad week for Danielle Campbell.

SPOILER ALERT, but her character of Davina was killed off The Originals Season 3 last Friday.

She still gets to go home to Louis Tomlinson and wake up next to Louis Tomlinson and have sex with Louis Tomlinson… so we can’t feel too badly for her.

But still. This sucks.

View Slideshow: 17 Famous Couples You Probably Forgot Ever Existed

Kendra Wilkinson Shoots Topless Video for Hugh Hefner"s 90th Birthday

For Hugh Hefner"s 90th birthday, his former girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson wanted to do something classy.

After all, Hef"s married to Crystal Harris now, and Kendra is a wife and mother of two herself.

"I want this video to be fun, but I don"t want it to go over the top because I"m a wife, Hef is married now, so, you know, it just has to be nice and tasteful," she says in a clip from Kendra On Top.

Her sophisticated solution?

A topless hot tub extravaganza!

In the clip, Kendra and some former Playboy bunnies shoot a video birthday card for Hefner, and it"s exactly what you"d expect.

"Hef, it"s your 90th birthday, so we are here to fulfill all your fantasies," Kendra says to camera.

At this stage, the mogul"s fantasies likely center around an electric blanket and a tube of Bengay, but that wouldn"t give Kendra an excuse to get into a bathing suit.

"So follow us… into the hot tub," she adds with a sultry whisper.

OH, RAWWWR!

Seriously, I thought I was watching a deleted scene from Boogie Nights.

The women sit on the edge of the hot tub in ass-eating bikinis while holding flutes of champagne as they bicker about logistics.

But when the video guy reminds them he"s on the clock, Kendra finally shouts "We love you!" and the ladies take off their tops and let out a half-hearted "Woooo!"

At this point, we imagine Hef is already asleep on the davenport, but hey, Kendra got some footage for her show.

Watch the class unfold below:

 

 

Selena Gomez: Topless in GQ!!!

Note to Justin Bieber: 

You may want to work even harder than you have been to win back over Selena Gomez.

Why do we say this?

Because – holy hotness!!!! – have you seen the latest issue of GQ?!?

The magazine will not come out with its full-length Gomez interview until Thursday, April 14, but GQ has gone ahead and unveiled a handful of photos from the pictorial.

And each one is more sizzling than the one before it.

If you think the image above is red hot, for example, click on the one below to see Selena Gomez… topless.

Might Selena receive some flak for this sexy spread?

Might some folks criticize her body or her decision to flaunt said body?

Perhaps. But the artist has spent over half of her life in the public eye, so she’s used to it.

“I didn’t have an opportunity to figure out my life without people having an opinion every step of the way,” she tells the publication, quickly adding that she doesn’t expect or want any kind of sympathy. 

“I chose this. So I’m not gonna sit here and say, ‘Oh, my God, poor me, I didn’t have a normal childhood.’ I don’t give a f-ck about that.” 

Selena Gomez: Behind the GQ Scenes

Visit GQ.com tomorrow to read Selena’s full interview and continue to ogle the singer below if you wish.

Here are some sexy GIFs from her “Hands to Myself” music video:

 

View Slideshow: Selena Gomez “Hands to Myself” Video: 9 Sexiest GIFs!

Kim Kardashian and Emily Ratajkowski: Topless! Flicking Us Off!

In the least shocking piece of news you’ll read about today, Kim Kardashian has gone topless once again.

This time, however, the often-naked reality star is not alone.

The former sex tape participant has shared a new, X-rated photo on Instagram, standing in front of a bathroom sink with a camera and snapping a picture of herself and actress Emily Ratajkowski.

Neither beauty is wearing a shirt in the image.

Click below to see the uncensored version:

“When we’re like…we both have nothing to wear LOL @emrata,” Kim wrote as a caption.

This is similar, of course, to the caption Kardashian included with her previous naked photo.

Similar to that previous photo, which was posted just a couple weeks ago, Kim included a black bar in this case over her private parts.

It’s unclear why.

We’ve all seen everything in the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

Ratajkowski, meanwhile, is no stranger to baring nearly all of her body in a public forum as well.

She rose to fame as the main girl in Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” video and she flashed her boobs last month in support of Bernie Sanders.

It’s also worth noting that Kim and Emily are raising their middle fingers in this photo.

So prepare to feel their wrath if you have anything negative to say about it.

View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Nude Pictures: A Tantalizing Timeline

Halle Berry Joins Instagram, Posts Topless Photo

Halle Berry has suffered from some major image problems in recent years, but no matter how you feel about the Oscar-winner and her tumultuous personal life, there’s no denying that the girl understands the Internet:

Halle joined Instagram today, and the photo above is her first post.

Granted, it’s the least revealing topless photo in history, but it’s also a clear indication that Ms. Berry knows what makes the ‘Gram go ’round.

Remarkably, she doesn’t seem to have a project or political agenda to support, she just wants to share the glory that is naked Halle Berry with the world:

“Hi everyone,” Halle wrote, as though anyone is clicking this pic to read the caption. “Welcome! Today is a very exciting day for me… I’m looking forward to sharing our world through images that reflect my emotions and perceptions.

“I am in awe of photography and its ability to capture and reflect this extraordinary world that we live in. I’m excited to share with you my love of nature, the arts, fashion and much more in the hopes that the images will inspire, promote conversation and bring you joy.”

So there you have it. Halle Berry loves photography, but not enough to show you her boobs.

At least now she’ll have a way to fire back the next time someone slams her on social media.

Emily Ratajkowski is Topless on Instagram Again

You’ve seen Emily Ratajkowski naked in the “Blurred Lines” video, and in Gone Girl, and on her Instagram page about 47,000 times, but like bacon and Saturdays, it’s just one of those things that never gets old.

The pics above seem to be from a professional photoshoot, but unless they’re part of a spread for Naked Hippie Monthly, we have no idea what the shoot was for. 

Not that we’re complaining. It’s just that sometimes we like an explanatory caption so we know what we’re ogling, ya know?

After all, it seems these days Emily likes to send a message with her nudity.

Last week, she posted a naked selfie in honor of Kim Kardashian.

Prior to that she bared her boobs for Bernie Sanders.

We’re not saying that we need to know her agenda every time she takes her clothes off, but a little background information would be nice.

Are we bing nitpicky? Yes, but only because we decided to be more curmudgeonly ever since we found out about Emily’s love for Senator Sanders.

So give us a call, EmRat. We’ve already shaved our heads into a convincing approximation of male pattern baldness, and we’re ready to shout at you the billionaire class until the sun comes up.

Amber Rose Posts Topless Pic For #FreeTheNipple Campaign

Last year, the #FreeTheNipple campaign made waves on social media, mainly because it combined two of the Internet’s favorite things – righteous outrage and boobs.

Bruce and Demi’s daughter Tallulah got topless to kick things off, and several actual celebrities followed suit, but then – like a Bernie Sanders campaign with boobs – the whole thing sort of fizzled out. Fortunately, Amber Rose is her to bring it back:

Yes, Amber Rose naked is nothing new, bur this time she’s not exposing her nipple for art, or Instagram views, or just because she’s bored. She’s doing it to send a message!

She captioned the above photo, “#FreeTheNipple #MUVA #AmberRoseSlutWalk2016”

So it’s safe to assume that not only is Amber a supporter of the ongoing effort to emancipate America’s areolae, she’s also planning another “slut walk” event.

At last year’s she called out Kanye West for slut-shaming women, so obviously the fact that she’s doing another one is great news. 

Frankly, we’d be worried if we were Kanye.

There’s a rumor going around that Amber wants $ 10 million to keep Kanye’s secrets, and a well-attended slut walk would be the perfect time to spill the beans.

Regardless of your political leanings, exposed boobs and Kanye getting exposed as a douche are two things that everyone can agree on.

View Slideshow: Amber Rose Selfies: Look at Me!

Kendall Jenner Prances Around Topless, Shows Nipple Ring to Kim: WATCH

In a new video for Vogue, Kendall Jenner attempts to convey her hectic life as a model during New York Fashion Week, and we don"t feel sorry for her at all.

In the vid, Kendall hangs out in her huge hotel suite, goofs around with Gigi Hadid, takes a bubble bath and tries on garments that cost more than my monthly rent. 

In one scene, Kendall struts around a dressing room with her boobs out for no apparent reason (maybe trying to emulate Gigi"s recent nip slip?), only to be interrupted by big sister Kim Kardashian, wielding bags of McDonald"s.

"You brought me McDonald"s!" squeals Kendall, who bestows a big topless hug upon her sister.

However, Kim is focused on her little sister"s new jewelry.

"I had no idea you had a nipple ring," Kim tells her.

Kendall digs into the fast food while Kim says something about putting clothes on, but then sees the irony.

"I"m one to talk because I"m always naked," she says.

"I"m extremely comfortable," confesses still-topless Kendall. "Which kind of scares me because there"s a lot of people around."

Well, DUH. What"s the point of being naked unless there are scores of witnesses who can see and share it? Right, Kim?

Kendall learned from the best.

Side note: Not only does Kendall chow down on Mickey D"s in this video, she eats pancakes as well, which is just irritating because why must models always pretend they eat junk food just like we do – but manage to stay rail thin?

Just tell us you consume nothing but vodka martinis plus three peas a day and make us all feel a little better, mmkay?

 

Khloe Kardashian Goes Topless, Likes Herself to Marilyn Monroe

Khloe Kardashian is not wearing a blonde wig in the following photo.

Nor is she wearing a white dress that is nearly being blown over her head while she stands over a grate on the sidewalk.

But Khloe still says she’s making like Marilyn Monroe in her latest Instagram photo, which is easily her raciest snapshot do ate.

“Channeling my best Marilyn Monroe,” Kardashian captioned the picture featured above, which we’ve cropped a bit because the original definitely featured a glimpse at Khloe’s right nipple.

Here. Click below for the uncensored, full version of the X-rated photo:

Pretty risque, huh? We’re not even sure if Kim Kardashian would strike a pose such as this on Instagram.

(We’re kidding. Of course she would.)

In another racy portrait, meanwhile, we see a totally naked Khloe Kardashian, as the 31-year old lies on the side of the pool, one arm covering her breasts and her back arched to show off a tiny waist and pretty solid curves.

“Trade Marked,” Khloe has captioned the photo.

We wonder what got into Khloe with these extremely NSFW pictures.

Perhaps she has seen sisters Kim, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner fly past her in number of Instagram followers and is trying to catch up by emulating their scantily-clad style.

Whatever the reason, hey… we’re not complaining!

This is a much better use of Kardashian’s time than hosting the trainwreck that is Kocktails with Khloe, wouldn’t you say?

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