Lena Dunham attended last night’s CFDA Fashion Awards with her friend, jewelry designer Irene Neuwirth.
Naturally, Lena wore a necklace designed by Irene.
The two of them posed on the red carpet, and Lena even took the stage to present an award alongside J. Crew creative director, Jenna Lyons.
For most folks that would be plenty of attention for one night.
Hell, you might even go home and lie low the whole next day because you’re just plain exhausted and “peopled out” after such an eventful evening.
But not Ms. Dunham.
Oh, no. Lena returned to what we imagine is a self-consciously “funky” walk-up in Park Slope that costs more per month than your entire college education, and immediately she began plotting, perhaps while swirling her fair trade chamomile in a brandy snifter like mad villain who likes a nice, mild digestive relaxant at the end of the day.
Sure, had plenty of eyeballs on her earlier in the evening but it only made her want more:
Yes, Lena knows just how to temporarily slake her insatiable thirst for validation.
And usually it involves nudity.
Unfortunately, topless Lena Dunham is such a common sight these days that this pic is barely making a dent.
Sure, your average Instagram user would be thrilled to get 16,000 likes, but your average Instagram user doesn’t have 2.6 million followers.
You’ve officially flooded the market, Lena!
And this time you can’t even stir up a bogus Photoshop controversy, because you’re the one who posted the pic.