Based on her latest Twitter rant, we believe that Tila Tequila has either lost her mind or is a consummate pro’s pro at Internet trolling.
Not only does she claim the world is flat, but the reality star says she actually died and was replaced by a clone four years ago.
At least she didn’t dress her kid up as Hitler. Well, this time.
To sum up, the 34-year-old alleges that she is actually a Russian spy who died and was replaced by a clone at some point in 2012.
That would be the main takeaway from any one else’s Twitter tirade, but this is Tila Tequila. The girl operates in her own orbit.
Speaking of which, she may not know what orbiting is, since she believes the Earth is flat and described why in hilarious detail.
It’s not clear if these thoughts are being bestowed upon us because she has a robot brain, but they are … out of this world.
So to speak. The earth is flat, the moon isn’t real because it was placed there artificially and is really spaceship. And so on.
We can’t really do justice to Tila’s tweets but here’s a sampling:
Then she demanded answers from NASA and claims she’s going there to get the scoop on the #FlatEarth once and for all, writing:
“I LIVE IN HOUSTON SO I WILL DRIVE DOWN TO @NASA SPACE CENTER MYSELF AND DEMAND THEY ANSWER MY QUESTIONS!”
Persuasive as ALL CAPS TWEETS may be, good luck getting through security. The gatekeepers of the #FlatEarth secrets ain’t playin’.
Anyway, perhaps the best moment of all of this came when she tossed out another “truth bomb” and got taken to school by a follower.
Seriously, this guy apparently attended school at some point in his reasonably educated life. Tila not so much. It’s never too late, girl.
We have no idea who he is or why on #FlatEarth he follows Tila Tequila on Twitter, but we’ll forgive him after this ultimate mic-dropper:
