Miley Cyrus is feeling nostalgic, y’all. Also, drunk or stoned. Sometimes it’s hard to tell which with her.
You see, today marks the tenth anniversary of the premiere of Hannah Montana, the show that introduced America to the 13-year-old daughter of country one-hit wonder Billy Ray Cyrus.
Obviously, Miley’s career has come a long way since then.
She twerked on Robin Thicke at the VMAs.
She smoked her weight in weed on Instagram.
And, of course, Miley got naked so, so many times.
We’re told she even found time to record some music.
Anyway, it’s still morning on the West Coast, but something tells us Miley decided to break out Billy Bong Thornton a bit early in celebration of her big anniversary, as she posted the following insanely long rambling message on Instagram:
“Sending love to all my cast members on this anniversary. To the world it’s a celebration of 10 years but for us the journey began way before the world had any clue who the f–k any of us are .
“There was a very long auditioning process, and many chemistry reads which really is what sold the show to the producers and channel because no matter what went on over the years (which none of you have any clue about but It was like the real world but more hormonal teenagers) our love for each other was unquestionable.
“Even though I feel disconnected to who I was at that time I will always feel eternally grateful for the opportunity and platform I was given
“Even though HM is chopped up into little tiny pieces and buried in my backyard she will always hold a very special place in my heart! Celebrate this day with us!
“Get real drunk and remember #HM4EVR send pics gettinnnnn buck wild in honor of this special day!
“#letsplayadrinkinggame watch HM and every time someone says her name take a shot! Yiew hew!”
Yes, that’s Miley’s rant after we cut entire paragraphs out.
Let’s make sure this girl never wins an Oscar. Her acceptance speech would make your dealer’s latest rant about his pet snake seem downright succinct by comparison.
