Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Kim Kardashian Celebrates National Selfie Day Exactly How You Would Expect Her To

You will not believe how Kim Kardashian celebrated National Selfie Day this week.


Wait, sorry, we mis-typed.


We meant to write this: You will absolutely, totally, 100% believe how Kim Kardashian celebrated National Selfie Day this week.



Unlike her recent GQ cover, there was no Kim Kardashian nude photo featured on Kim’s Instagram page in honor of this major occasion.


But there was the next best thing:


An EXTREME close-up of Kardashian’s large breasts.


How extreme? So extreme that we have to censor the image. Please understand why; children often read this website.


We need to keep it somewhat clean, but you can click on the following photo to view Kim’s boobs in all their up-close glory:



Only Kim Kardashian can Tweet her thoughts on gun control one second and then snap this kind of selfie the next second.


It’s almost admirable.


Except it would be even more admirable if Kim ditched all revealing images and really did use her fan base as a way to influence issues that affect the country.


It’s hard to take her political stances seriously when they are followed by these kinds of photos.


Then again, Kardashian recently said that she wants to get rid of her hips and her butt. She thinks they are too big.


And if she really does downsize in these two bodily areas, what would she have left? What reason would folks have to follow her on social media?


Her boobs, of course. They would become the only reason.


So we do understand why she feels a need to embrace them at all times.


Take a look below at the many other times Kim has shared a memorable selfie on the Internet: