Say what you will about the ladies of the Kardashian-Jenner clan, they’re nothing if not masters of marketing.
To be clear, it’s not like they’re a bunch of heavily-contoured Don Drapers sitting around a boardroom at Kris’ house trying to crack the code of their fans’ psyches. No, they just have a firm understanding of the first rule of advertising: sex sells.
That’s a photo that Kylie Jenner posted to her Instagram account last night, and while the sight of Kylie’s boobs is certainly nothing new, this isn’t just your standard “look at me” nip pic.
Kylie captioned the post, “Are you guys ready for MAJESTY? 6/16”
In case you’re over the age of 20, and/or don’t check out Kylie’s IG page several times a day (Don’t judge us!), Majesty is Kylie’s new lip kit shade.
It’s been described as a “black metal matte” and boobs.
Sorry, we may have gotten off topic there for a moment.
Kylie’s pic is the kind of thing that can cause a Freudian boob.
Of course, when it comes to her cosmetics line, it’s not surprising that Kylie would be eager to steer the conversation away from the actual products that she sells.
Customers have complained of getting ripped off by Kylie’s lip kits and though they’re flying off shelves, it seems Kylie may be peddling an inferior product.
Then again, it’s possible that Kylie’s fans are just pissed that the kit didn’t make their lips look like Kylie’s.
Unfortunately, there’s no way she can ship a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon to her millions of teen admirers.
We’ll all just have to be thankful that she hocks her crappy wares with racy Instagram pics.
If that means some 18-year-old Kylie-wannabe in Peoria has to spend some of her graduation money on crappy goth lipstick, so be it!
