Halloween is the perfect excuse for celebs to put away the tricks and bust out the treats … flip through these dressed up chests and see if you can guess the star behind the costumed cans.
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Saturday, October 22, 2016
Friday, October 21, 2016
Khloe Kardashian: Check Out My Fake Fake Boobs!
Khloe Kardashian is at the center of a fake tabloid story this week.
In Touch Weekly claims Kardashian is engaged to basketball star Tristan Thompson and planning to get married on TV.
We somehow doubt this is true.
But there is one fake thing about Khloe that we can verify as being 100% accurate, and that is this:
She may soon get fake boobs!
Khloe herself has confirmed this rumor via the following sneak peek at Keeping Up with the Kardashians, which returns with new episodes this Sunday, October 23.
In the clip below, Khloe isn’t just talking to sister Kim Kardashian about the possibility of amplifying her chest.
She’s actually got silicone in hand and seeing what it would feel like to have much larger breasts.
This is something that is totally normal and was definitely not scripted by producers as a storyline…
“Oh my God I’m finally you!” Khloe excitedly says to Kim when she sees herself with larger boobs. “Oh my God!”
Kim, however, is quick to offer a warning to her joyous sibling, reminding her that it’s “tougher to live” with an ample bosom.
(And this is our opportunity to remind you that these are the kinds of First World Problems that face the Kardashians, whether to get breast implants and how it’s challenging to live as a woman who already has big boobs.)
Kim, however, is quick to offer a warning to her joyous sibling, reminding her that it’s “tougher to live” with an ample bosom.
“Khloe looks beautiful no matter what, I love small boobs but I’ve always had big boobs,” Kim tells the camera at one point.
“I think Khloe doesn’t get how hard it is to work out when you really have big boobs bouncing around everywhere.”
So, what did the sisters go do? Workout, of course.
Khloe has to take the implants for a test run, almost literally. Call it a test jump and bounce.
“I’ve always wanted cleavage in a sports bra!” she exclaims, adding:
“I love those girls at the gym that just got big ol’ boobs, and I never really had that so I’m diggin’ this whole cleavage in a sports bra thing.”
She ends up claiming that she’ll consider breast augmentation surgery.
Those who watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online or on TV next week will see a lot of Khloe.
In a previously-released sneak peek, she’s comforting Scott Disick because he’s sad over how long he’ll be apart from Kourtney and his kids.
Check out that clip below:
There’s been talk over the past several days that E! might cancel Keeping Up with the Kardashians in light of Kim’s condition following her robbery in Paris last week.
But that’s just silly talk.
We could perhaps envision a different tone for future episodes, especially the ones that deal with the robbery fallout.
But there is way too much money floating around out there for way too many people for the series to come to an end any time soon.
Khloe Kardashian: Check Out My Fake Fake Boobs!
Khloe Kardashian is at the center of a fake tabloid story this week.
In Touch Weekly claims Kardashian is engaged to basketball star Tristan Thompson and planning to get married on TV.
We somehow doubt this is true.
But there is one fake thing about Khloe that we can verify as being 100% accurate, and that is this:
She may soon get fake boobs!
Khloe herself has confirmed this rumor via the following sneak peek at Keeping Up with the Kardashians, which returns with new episodes this Sunday, October 23.
In the clip below, Khloe isn’t just talking to sister Kim Kardashian about the possibility of amplifying her chest.
She’s actually got silicone in hand and seeing what it would feel like to have much larger breasts.
This is something that is totally normal and was definitely not scripted by producers as a storyline…
“Oh my God I’m finally you!” Khloe excitedly says to Kim when she sees herself with larger boobs. “Oh my God!”
Kim, however, is quick to offer a warning to her joyous sibling, reminding her that it’s “tougher to live” with an ample bosom.
(And this is our opportunity to remind you that these are the kinds of First World Problems that face the Kardashians, whether to get breast implants and how it’s challenging to live as a woman who already has big boobs.)
Kim, however, is quick to offer a warning to her joyous sibling, reminding her that it’s “tougher to live” with an ample bosom.
“Khloe looks beautiful no matter what, I love small boobs but I’ve always had big boobs,” Kim tells the camera at one point.
“I think Khloe doesn’t get how hard it is to work out when you really have big boobs bouncing around everywhere.”
So, what did the sisters go do? Workout, of course.
Khloe has to take the implants for a test run, almost literally. Call it a test jump and bounce.
“I’ve always wanted cleavage in a sports bra!” she exclaims, adding:
“I love those girls at the gym that just got big ol’ boobs, and I never really had that so I’m diggin’ this whole cleavage in a sports bra thing.”
She ends up claiming that she’ll consider breast augmentation surgery.
Those who watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online or on TV next week will see a lot of Khloe.
In a previously-released sneak peek, she’s comforting Scott Disick because he’s sad over how long he’ll be apart from Kourtney and his kids.
Check out that clip below:
There’s been talk over the past several days that E! might cancel Keeping Up with the Kardashians in light of Kim’s condition following her robbery in Paris last week.
But that’s just silly talk.
We could perhaps envision a different tone for future episodes, especially the ones that deal with the robbery fallout.
But there is way too much money floating around out there for way too many people for the series to come to an end any time soon.
Donald Trump & Hillary Clinton -- Famous Boobs at Roast Steal Show ... Totally by Accident (PHOTO)
While Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton went HAM on each other during the NYC roast/charity dinner … they were also getting upstaged by a pair of famous boobs that were expertly placed. The Internet was rightfully distracted by Maria Bartiromo’s…
Monday, October 17, 2016
Keeping Up with the Kardashians Promo: Fake Boobs, Fake Fights & More!
Over the past few weeks, there have been a number of rumors regarding Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
Might the show actually be canceled in light of Kim getting robbed at gunpoint and therefore wishing to avoid the spotlight going forward?
We strongly doubt it.
Not when the family members are making so much money off the series and not when writers continue to come up with the sort of intriguing storyline featured below:
With Season 12 set to resume on Sunday, October 23 at 9/8c, E! has released an extended trailer for fresh episodes that gives us a look at some serious drama on the way.
Most notably, there’s a scene that depicts Khloe telling best friend Malika Haqq that her mother is “so pissed that Kim was dressing Caitlyn Jenner for the ESPYs.”
We then cut to a phone call between Kris and Kim in which the former blasts her daughter as a “f-ckin traitor.”
“You’re not going to f–king play this game anymore!” Jenner screams at Kardashian.
Ah, family.
While this fake fight was being staged by the writers, Khloe was contemplating a major change in her life.
We see in the trailer above that she’s considering plastic surgery… on her breasts!
“We’re in L.A.,” she says at one point. “People get their boobs done like they fill up a car with gas.”
That may be true, but all of Khloe’s sisters have denied ever having had their done, despite plenty of online chatter to the contrary.
Meanwhile, also ahead this fall on television’s most hated reality series, Rob Kardashian will have his hands full preparing for his new baby with Blac Chyna.
His siblings will try to help by throwing Rob a baby shower and Scott Disick will try to help by surrounding Rob with many crying kids and warning him:
This will be your life, man. Every single day.
Elsewhere, Kendall Jenner will team up with Will.i.am to shoot the “Where Is the Love” remake video in response to gun violence, fearing that she’ll be asked to actually sing.
But Rob will warn her that she should be scared of something else.
“If you get involved, you’re going to get a lot of hate,” he tells his sister.
Maybe? Possibly? But it’s a cause worth standing up for regardless of the backlash, wouldn’t you say?
Plus, the rising supermodel had a different issue to get worked up about; toward the end of the trailer, Kendall threatens her family when they don’t take her health issues seriously.
“I’m done arguing with people because I don’t feel fine,” she says. “I promise one day when I’m rushed to the hospital, then you guys are going to wake up.”
Ouch. Damn. We hope Kendall is okay.
Will you watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online or on television next week? Do you hope the show gets canceled? Or do you want to see it run forever?
New episodes of Keeping Up With the Kardashians return Sunday, Oct. 23 at 9 p.m., only on E!
Check out both trailers above for a glimpse at what’s ahead.
Friday, October 14, 2016
Amber Rose: Biggest Boobs We"ve Ever SEEN!
Amber Rose, bustier than ever, shared a pic on Instagram that’s got everybody talking.
Check out the pic and you’ll see what we mean – each boob is at least 30% larger than her actual head.
If that doesn’t say something about the state of Amber Rose’s boobs, then your tongue fell out somewhere along the way.
Damn, right? Amber’s always been pretty buxom, but she either lost weight everywhere – including in her head, and except for her chest …
Or we’ve never actually seen the finer nuances of Amber’s gigantor, city-crushing breasts before.
Rose previously reported that her breasts were a 36H.
She once considered getting implants, but was undecided, and never revealed her decision – publicly.
“I don’t know if I want to get an implant because my boobs are kind of really nice,” she told Dr. Terry Dubrow of Botched.
Her boobs previously appeared to be smaller, so we don’t know if she’s pulling what the Kardashians allegedly pull – sucking the fat out of one area of their bodies in order to put it into another area – but one thing is certain: we are afraid of those things.
There is, in this case, a point where the boobs get too big or the body gets too small, and Amber Rose is teetering right on the brink of that edge.
If we’re lucky, the weight of those things will pull her down to one side or the other, and we’ll really find out what she’s made of – both literally and figuratively.
The only other time she was this busty was when Amber was pregnant with her son, Sebastian.
Those things were large and in charge, then, too, but we have a sneaking suspicion that Rose isn’t pregnant this time around.
…Unless you count being pregnant with silicone a thing.
Did Amber Rose go under the knife and get her boobs done? Did she just lose weight? Or is it just a really flattering (or unflattering, depending on your perspective) pose?
Only one thing is certain – any man who wants to mess with that better be wearing some kind of serious headgear to prevent spinal injury.
Hell’s bells.
Saturday, October 8, 2016
19 Stars Who Love Their Fake Boobs
Boob jobs are a risky plastic surgery procedure that should not be attempted by everyone, and which a lot of people probably regret later in life.
But they definitely paid off for these 19 starlets! WOW! CHECK "EM OUT!
1. Kaley Cuoco
Kaley says her boob job was one of the best decisions she’s ever made. Based on this view, we’re inclined to agree!
2. Pamela Anderson
The gold standard. The woman who used her enhanced boobs to build an empire!
3. Kourtney Kardashian
Kim Kardashian mentioned casually on Keeping Up with the Kardashians that Kourtney Kardashian had a boob job when she was younger. Clearly that investment is still paying amazing drool-worthy dividends.
4. Kendra Wilkinson
Kendra’s gone through some tough times recently. Fortunately she has awesome fake boobs to fall back (or forward) on.
5. Denise Richards
We can think of at least two things Charlie Sheen misses about his ex.
6. Victoria Beckham
At some point, Posh made the decision to spice up her life. And the results are glorious.
Monday, August 15, 2016
Kylie Jenner Takes Boobs & Butt on Vacation, Posts Constant Bikini Pics
Last week, Kylie Jenner turned 19.
It wasn"t as monumental as when she turned 18 last year, as that occasion was surrounded by rumors that Kylie would pose for Playboy once she reached the legal age.
Obviously, that didn"t turn out to be the case, but Kylizzle still knows how to give her fans what they want.
She vacationed in Turks & Caicos to celebrate the big 1-9, and naturally, the trip resulted in plenty of Kylie bikini pics.
Without further ado, here are the highlights:
1. Kylie Jenner: Check Out My Boobs!
When Kylie Jenner goes on vacation, she takes her bikinis and her iPhone with her. It’s her gift to us all.
2. Kylie and Kendall Bikini Photo
Kendall may be the model in the family. But on her birthday vacay, it was Kylie’s time to shine.
3. Kylie Jenner: Bathing Suit Cleavage
Kylie Jenner recently turned 19. Naturally, she celebrated with some VERY revealing selfies.
4. Kylie Jenner’s Butt in a Bikini
Nothing we haven’t seen before. But it’s still always worth a look.
5. Kylie Jenner: Bikini Selfie Number Bajillion
Kylie likes her bikini selfies. And for that, we thank her.
6. Kylie Jenner: Dat Ass
Kylie Jenner knows her best assets. After all, she’s an heir to the empire that butts built.
Kylie Jenner Takes Boobs & Butt on Vacation, Posts Constant Bikini Pics
Last week, Kylie Jenner turned 19.
It wasn"t as monumental as when she turned 18 last year, as that occasion was surrounded by rumors that Kylie would pose for Playboy once she reached the legal age.
Obviously, that didn"t turn out to be the case, but Kylizzle still knows how to give her fans what they want.
She vacationed in Turks & Caicos to celebrate the big 1-9, and naturally, the trip resulted in plenty of Kylie bikini pics.
Without further ado, here are the highlights:
1. Kylie Jenner: Check Out My Boobs!
When Kylie Jenner goes on vacation, she takes her bikinis and her iPhone with her. It’s her gift to us all.
2. Kylie and Kendall Bikini Photo
Kendall may be the model in the family. But on her birthday vacay, it was Kylie’s time to shine.
3. Kylie Jenner: Bathing Suit Cleavage
Kylie Jenner recently turned 19. Naturally, she celebrated with some VERY revealing selfies.
4. Kylie Jenner’s Butt in a Bikini
Nothing we haven’t seen before. But it’s still always worth a look.
5. Kylie Jenner: Bikini Selfie Number Bajillion
Kylie likes her bikini selfies. And for that, we thank her.
6. Kylie Jenner: Dat Ass
Kylie Jenner knows her best assets. After all, she’s an heir to the empire that butts built.
Monday, August 8, 2016
Bella Thorne on Instagram: Look At My Boobs!
If you follow Bella Thorne on Instagram, you know that the girl is not shy about flaunting her impressive figure.
She doesn’t go full Kylie Jenner with underwear selfies or anything, but her pics leave little to the imagination.
Bella’s workout photos tend to receive the most attention, because Spandex.
But the girl enjoys accentuating her curves when she’s not at the gym as well.
For example, check out this photo of Bella backstage during filming or a photoshoot.
We don’t know exactly where she is or what she’s doing, because she captioned the pic simply, “A girl in a red dress.”
Incidentally, if you’re writing a crime novel and hoping to piggyback on the success of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Gone Girl and/or The Girl on the Train, The Girl In the Red Dress would make a hell of a title.
Just be sure to thank Bella in the acknowledgments.
Anyway, back to what’s really important here – boobs.
Bella has them and she would like you to know.
Several commenters have pointed out that she appears to be hunching her shoulders in such a way as to accentuate her cleavage.
To which we say, you don’t have to try so hard for us, girl.
In fact, we promise to feature one of your pics on the cover of our soon-to-be long-awaited second novel, The Girl With the Selfie Stick.
Thursday, August 4, 2016
Sarah Hyland: Check Out My Boobs and Tattoo!
Move over, Ariel Winter.
There’s another Modern Family star who knows who understands the power of showing off her boobs and tattoos on Instagram, and she’s making her presence known in a big way.
In recent months, Sarah Hyland hasn’t received quite as much attention online as her younger MF co-star, primarily because this is the Internet, and Ariel has huge boobs.
But believe it or not, with an astonishing 3.6 million, Sarah actually has significantly more IG followers than her onscreen sister.
Obviously, there are several reasons for her massive popularity:
She’s spent seven seasons as one of the star’s of one of TV’s most beloved sitcoms, and despite what Amanda Bynes says, Sarah Hyland is not ugly.
Very far from it, in fact.
But Sarah might have received more online press and IG “likes” in the past week than at just about any other point in her career, largely because she took a page from Ms. Winter’s book:
Yes, that’s a closeup of some key real estate on Sarah’s torso.
Not that it’s the focal point of the photo, but the text on the tatt reads “follow my heartbeat.”
She captioned the pic:
“Got this tattoo by the amazing @_drwoo this past January but since it’s been exactly 2 years since I was with my #hairtribe at the #hollywoodbowl I figured it would be nice to finally post it.”
The words are a reference to the beloved musical Hair, which Sarah appeared in a revival of in 2014.
We didn’t catch her performance, but suddenly we’re very glad that she landed the role.
Bravo, Sarah. Bravo.
Wednesday, August 3, 2016
Jessica Simpson: I Love My Boobs & So Does My Husband!
Jessica Simpson covers the new issue of Women’s Health, and inside the mag she talks about what seems to be her favorite topics:
That topic, of course, is Jessica Simpson’s boobs.
We know that Jessica loves her boobs because she’s told us so on several occasions.
There was a time when rumors of that Jessica would undergo a breast reduction struck fear in the hearts of men across the land.
Fortunately, Jessica knows that with great boobs comes great responsibility, so she’s putting our minds at ease by once again assuring fans that Jessica Simpson’s boobs are here to stay.
“My boobs just have their own life, they have a way of making themselves present. I thought I was going to get a breast reduction. After having kids, I look at myself, and I’m like, ‘You know what, my boobs are actually really big, but I like how they are,"” Jessica told Women’s Health.
“They’re an asset, and Eric loves them still,” she added, stating the painfully obvious.
Weirdly, this isn’t the first time that Jessica has gone into specifics about why she’s not getting a breast reduction.
“Been getting lots of questions about this alleged breast reduction… not to worry… I LOVE MY BOOBIES!! They aren’t going anywhere!” she tweeted in 2011.
All these years later she’s singing the same tune.
At this point, she should really just take out billboards in the nation’s biggest cities assuring commuters that her boobs ain’t going nowhere.
Not only would it free her up from having to talk about it in future interviews, but wouldn’t your drive to work be improved by the sight of Jessica Simpson’s boobs?
We thought so.
Wednesday, July 27, 2016
Kendall Jenner: I Love My Boobs!
Compared to her sister, Kendall Jenner is relatively tame on social media.
You’ve seen Kim Kardashian nude on there. You’ve practically seen Kylie Jenner nude on there.
But the next time you see Kendall Jenner just posing naked in front of a mirror on Instagram will be the first.
Despite being a bit more covered-up than her famous siblings on a regular basis, Kendall says in a new blog post that she doesn’t see the need to wear a bra.
Ever.
Why not?
Because she’s all about freeing her nipples, people!
In an entry on her official site actually titled “Free the Nipple,” Jenner wrote defends her style and that of her family members by writing:
“I really don’t see what the big deal is with going braless!”
She adds:
“I think it’s cool and I really just don’t care!. It’s sexy, it’s comfortable, and I’m cool with my breasts. That’s it!”
Is it really comfortable? We’re guessing many women out there would disagree with that statement.
But, hey, whatever. All women should be cool with their own bodies.
We’re not going to knock Kendall for feeling proud of her breasts.
It’s worth noting, too, that there really is a campaign out there titled Free the Nipple.
Miley Cyrus and Cara Delevingne are among the young female stars who have posed on its behalf.
The idea is to question society’s double standards when it comes to male and female nudity.
Why can men walk around shirtless and be called “sexy,” yet women do the same and be referred to in a far more derogatory manner?
They’re just nipples, after all. Both genders have them. Many animals have them. They’re more for utility than anything else.
Lina Esco is the woman behind the Free the Woman movement and she referenced Kim Kardashian when speaking to Motto earlier this year about the censorship of her pictures.
“It’s absurd that it’s 2016 and we still need to censor one of the most natural organs of a woman’s body,” she said at the time.
“Being topless does not equal nudity. Why is it that you can sell women’s breasts but we can’t wear them?”
Saturday, July 16, 2016
Tara Reid & Jenny McCarthy Clash Over Boobs, Sharknado
Well, okay then.
That sure escalated quickly.
One day after Teresa Giudice peaced out of an interview with Access Hollywood Live, Tara Reid arrived to the set of Jenny McCarthy"s SiriusXM radio show…
… and then left very early herself after getting into it with the host.
Reid was apparently under the impression that the Q&A would focus solely on her upcoming role in Sharknado 4.
But the chat kicked off with McCarthy complimenting the 40-year-old actress for her appearances on the WE tv reality series, Marriage Boot Camp.
"I f–king love you on that show, but are you glad you did it?" she asked.
The question seemed to have struck a nerve with Reid.
"It"s not worth the time to talk about," she replied, following that up after McCarthy posed another question about Marriage Boot Camp with:
"Please let"s not talk about this show. We"re all here about Sharknado."
Okay, McCarthy agreed… did Reid after get into shape for her ongoing role in the franchise?
"It"s not like you really need to get into shape. It"s Sharknado. They"re fake sharks," she said.
McCarthy then attempted to clarify her question, explaining how Reid might have felt inclined to hit the gym to get into "muscle shape."
Aside from weekly yoga, Reid said she did "nothing crazy, nothing strenuous."
"People talked about your surgeries before. Are you still going through surgeries or are you past them?" McCarthy proceeded to ask, referring to Reid"s penchant for plastic surgery.
"No, I haven"t had any surgery for awhile, Jenny," Reid answered.
So, nothing else is planned on that front, Tara?
"I think I"ve made that clear about 100 times," Tara shot back. "Maybe you only read the bad things, but I"ve made that really clear for so many years."
It got worse from there, as Reid sarcastically wished McCarthy luck upon getting up and leaving.
"Good luck to you, too, and I"m so excited about Sharknado and I hope you stay married," McCarthy responded. "I hope your knees get a little wobblier than they already are."
"I hope your tits get even nicer, because they"re amazing. The same guy who did mine, right?" Reid quipped in response. "I"ll always use your advice. You"re the best. Bye."
Listen to snippets of the awkward segment below and then choose a side: Team Jenny or Team Tara?
(UPDATE: A rep for Tara Reid tells E! News:
"Tara is a positive person who is against women tearing each other down. She was bullied on Jenny"s and felt ambushed when she came into the show with a positive spirit and in a happy mood. It was very unfortunate how Jenny shifted the conversation for her personal gain when the whole focus should be on Sharknado 4.")
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