Von Miller says he’s HURT by the Demaryius Thomas trade from the Broncos to the Texans … saying in a lengthy goodbye letter, “I can’t believe this is real!” Denver shipped D.T. and a 7th-round pick to Houston on Tuesday for 4th and…
Tuesday, October 30, 2018
Sunday, June 17, 2018
Chinese Tourists Crushed After Ceiling Collapses at Popular Spot
Horrific scene out of Huayin City in China’s Shaanxi Province where a ceiling collapsed … crushing and trapping tourists riding down an escalator. The terrible incident happened inside the Huashan Mountain tourist center … a popular visitors’…
Chinese Tourists Crushed After Ceiling Collapses at Popular Spot
Horrific scene out of Huayin City in China’s Shaanxi Province where a ceiling collapsed … crushing and trapping tourists riding down an escalator. The terrible incident happened inside the Huashan Mountain tourist center … a popular visitors’…
Wednesday, June 13, 2018
Johnny Manziel Crushed Beers with Gronk Before Patriots Pre-Draft Visit
Johnny Manziel did just what you’d expect him to before his pre-draft visit with the Patriots — he raged with Gronk and trashed his hotel room with wine!! The now-CFL QB gave a play-by-play of the incident leading up to his meeting with the…
Friday, May 4, 2018
Colin Kaepernick Says Mom Crushed Racist Haters at Little League Games
Colin Kaepernick says he was subjected to racism as a kid — but his mother Mama Bear’d the hell out of anyone who dared talk smack about her kid … even at Little League baseball games! Kaep honored his mother for a VH1 special called “Dear Mama:…
Colin Kaepernick Says Mom Crushed Racist Haters at Little League Games
Colin Kaepernick says he was subjected to racism as a kid — but his mother Mama Bear’d the hell out of anyone who dared talk smack about her kid … even at Little League baseball games! Kaep honored his mother for a VH1 special called “Dear Mama:…
Friday, April 13, 2018
U.S. Boxer Rocks Trump Border Wall Shorts, Gets Crushed By Mexican Opponent
An American pro boxer literally wore Trump’s border wall on his shorts in a fight — then proceeded to get the LIVING CRAP BEAT OUTTA HIM by his Mexican opponent!! Rod Salka was trying to make a political statement Thursday night vs.…
Tuesday, April 10, 2018
WWE"s "Mean" Gene Okerlund Says Andre the Giant Crushed Him in Drinking Contests
Andre the Giant was a booze-swillin’ LEGEND — so says WWE Hall of Famer “Mean” Gene Okerlund, who tells TMZ Sports there were times he tried matching the Giant drink-for-drink! Yeah … you can guess how that turned out. We…
WWE"s "Mean" Gene Okerlund Says Andre the Giant Crushed Him in Drinking Contests
Andre the Giant was a booze-swillin’ LEGEND — so says WWE Hall of Famer “Mean” Gene Okerlund, who tells TMZ Sports there were times he tried matching the Giant drink-for-drink! Yeah … you can guess how that turned out. We…
Tuesday, March 27, 2018
Ronda Rousey: Floyd Mayweather Fighting MMA Is "All Talk," He"d Get Crushed!
Ronda Rousey says Floyd Mayweather taking an MMA fight is NEVER gonna happen … ‘cause he’d get his ass handed to him inside the Octagon! Ronda straight laughed off Floyd’s apparent interest in fighting for the UFC on “Golic and Wingo”…
Thursday, March 22, 2018
Comedian Mark Curry"s Ford Bronco Crushed by Tree
Mark Curry’s learning the hard way … Ford Broncos went out with O.J. Simpson – something Mother Nature had to pound into the comedian’s head … and his SUV. The “Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper” star fell victim to a huge tree falling over…
Thursday, January 4, 2018
Urijah Faber: Van Damme Was Crushed After Kicking Cody Garbrandt In Mouth
Jean-Claude Van Damme was an emotional wreck after accidentally kicking UFC star Cody Garbrandt in the mouth during an MMA training session … so says Urijah Faber, who was there! It all went down back in November — when JCVD flew up…
Saturday, December 23, 2017
Ezekiel Elliott Crushed the Hot Tub In Cabo
Work hard? Hot tub hard. That was Ezekiel Elliott’s mentality during his suspension/vacation in Mexico. TMZ Sports obtained footage of Zeke chillaxin’ with friends at the Diamante Resort in Cabo San Lucas. The video was shot on December…
Friday, December 22, 2017
Lamar Odom: CRUSHED, Hurt by Khloe Kardashian"s Pregnancy!
She waited until three months after the news broke, but Khloe Kardashian confirmed her pregnancy … finally. And she even showed off her baby bump.
Khloe is overjoyed. Tristan Thompson is overjoyed.
But Khloe’s ex, Lamar Odom, is having a very different reaction.
Before we talk about Lamar Odom’s response, we need to talk about how Khloe made her big announcement.
Because what Khloe had to say … is very, very relevant.
“My greatest dream realized!” Khloe wrote. “We are having a baby! I had been waiting and wondering but God had a plan all along.”
She writes more about how she finds religious significance behind her pregnancy.
“He knew what He was doing. I simply had to trust in Him and be patient.”
But this is no immaculate conception, and Khloe talks happily about her baby daddy.
“I still at times can’t believe that our love created life! Tristan, thank you for loving me the way that you do!”
Tristan Thompson penned his own tribute to Khloe’s pregnancy, of course.
“Thank you for treating me like a Queen! Thank you for making me feel beautiful at all stages! Tristan, most of all, Thank you for making me a MOMMY!!!”
She’s clearly very excited.
“You have made this experience even more magical than I could have envisioned! I will never forget how wonderful you’ve been to me during this time! Thank you for making me so happy my love!”
Khloe included this photo of her baby bump. Finally!
She also gives a shout-out to fans.
“Thank you to everyone for the love and positive vibes!”
And there’s acknowledgement that we’ve all known about Khloe’s pregnancy since September.
“I know we’ve been keeping this quiet but we wanted to enjoy this between our family and close friends as long as we could privately. To enjoy our first precious moments just us.”
That’s odd for such a public person, but … sure.
“Thank you all for understanding. I am so thankful, excited, nervous, eager, overjoyed and scared all in one! But it’s the best bundle of feelings I’ve ever felt in my life!”
That’s a lot of happiness!
But you know who isn’t feeling the joy?
Lamar Odom.
HollywoodLife reports that Lamar Odom is wounded by Khloe’s wording.
“Lamar is happy for Khloe but that doesn’t mean this doesn’t hurt.”
Famously, Khloe and Lamar tried to get pregnant. Though … Khloe has suggested that she wasn’t trying in earnest, once she saw their relationship deteriorating.
“It’s heartbreaking for him that she’s having a baby with someone else.”
Which means that he still has feelings for her.
“He‘s not over Khloe.”
Yikes.
“Their divorce is still a painful subject for him and one of his biggest regrets is that he wasn’t able to get her pregnant.”
Well, surely he should be happy that he didn’t get her pregnant, or they’d be putting a child through a divorce.
(Unless he believes that a baby would have fixed their relationship. It doesn’t work that way, folks)
“And now that she’s having someone else’s baby it’s a big reminder of how he failed.”
Failed in their relationship.
But also, in his mind, failed as a man.
You know how it’s been suggested that Lamar Odom is sterile?
Since Khloe is pregnant, apparently that rumor is picking up steam. And Lamar’s not loving it.
“People are giving him grief over it too, saying this proves all their fertility troubles were his fault; it’s humiliating.”
“And the things she said in her announcement only makes this worse.”
Certain phrases in particular.
“The stuff about how God’s timing was right all along might be true but it’s still a huge slap in the face to Lamar.”
Basically, she was saying that not only was her relationship with Lamar not meant to last, but divinely ordained to end.
“He wishes she could have been more thoughtful about the words she chose.”
You know what?
As happy as Khloe is and as much as what she does with her uterus is absolutely not Lamar Odom’s business, that last bit sounds fair.
It never hurts to be thoughtful.
It can be so easy to get carried away, telling a joke or celebrating something in front of someone for whom it’s a sore subject.
Choose your words carefully for your audience, folks. It’s part of being a nice person.
Sunday, October 1, 2017
Marilyn Manson Crushed by Falling Stage Gun Props at Concert, Taken to Hospital
Marilyn Manson’s concert in NYC just came to a scary abrupt halt when 2 giant gun props came crashing down on him … sending the rocker to the hospital. Manson was reportedly about an hour into his show at the Manhattan Center Hammerstein…
Tuesday, June 6, 2017
NSA Leaker Reality Winner Crushed Weights as CrossFit Competitor (VIDEO + PHOTO)
Reality Winner – the 25-year-old federal contractor accused of leaking a classified document — is a committed CrossFit competitor. Winner was an animal at the gym, sometimes working out 5 times a week at Epic Ultimate Results in Augusta, GA.…
NSA Leaker Reality Winner Crushed Weights as CrossFit Competitor (VIDEO + PHOTO)
Reality Winner – the 25-year-old federal contractor accused of leaking a classified document — is a committed CrossFit competitor. Winner was an animal at the gym, sometimes working out 5 times a week at Epic Ultimate Results in Augusta, GA.…
Thursday, May 18, 2017
Miley Cyrus Nearly Crushed by Fans Like It"s 2008 All Over Again (VIDEO)
Miley Cyrus tried to walk into her NYC hotel, but ran into a massive wall of fans that had to make her feel like she was traveling back in time. Miley and her mom were absolutely MOBBED by the swarm Wednesday as she entered the London Hotel.…
Friday, April 14, 2017
Obnoxious A-Hole Explains Why He"s Done Dating "Hot" Women, Gets Properly Crushed on Twitter
It’s time to say hello to Dan Rochkind.
And then it’s time to shower Dan Rochkind with some serious mockery and heavy bouts of vitriol.
A 40-year old private equity executive, Rochkind was featured in a recent New York Post article that was headline very simply:
Why I won’t date hot women anymore.
Talk about an explosive expose that had to be shared with the world, right?!?
In the piece, Rochkind explains that he’s dated around quite a bit, often having the pick of anyone he wanted.
“I met some nice people, but realistically I went for the hottest girl you could find,” explained the Upper East Side resident to the newspaper.
For most of last decade, he went on multiple dates per week, often seeking our blonde models before eventually realizing they actually weren’t very good people.
In his view, that is.
“Beautiful women who get a fair amount of attention get full of themselves,” Rochkind says, breaking out some violins for himself and adding:
“Eventually, I was dreading getting dinner with them because they couldn’t carry a conversation.”
So Rochkind says he switched gears, stopping courting bikini babes and started dating Carly Spindel.
The two got together in January of 2015 and are now engaged and in case you’re wondering how Spindel feels about being betrothed to a man who, implicitly, must not find her all that attractive…
… she actually contributed to the article!
“When men get to a certain age, they realize that it’s important to meet a life partner that they connect with,” she says. “Looks fade.”
Carly was set up with Dan via her mother, who runs a professional matchmaking service.
She works as the Vice President for this company and agreed to marry Rochkind last May.
“[Carly] is a softer beauty, someone you can take home and cuddle with, and she’s very elegant,” Rochkind says of his fiancee, drawing a line between her and someone such as Gisele Bindchen.
“She’s 5-foot-2, so she can’t be a runway model, but I think she’s really beautiful and is prettier than anyone I’ve dated.”
So in other words… looks do matter to Rochkind still?
Why did The New York Post run a feature on this jerkoff? Probably to elicit the sort of attention we are now giving the piece.
Fortunately, however, social media has been quick to express its own harsh opinion of Rochkind and his attitude toward women.
Rochkind and Spindel will get married in a ceremony at the Wölffer Estate Vineyard in the Hamptons this June because of course they will.
And Rochkind says he has no regrets.
“There’s something to be said about sowing your wild oats and getting them out of your system. You don’t want to be the first to leave the party, but you don’t want to leave the party too late either.
“Carly came at exactly the right time.”
Thank goodness she wasn’t too pretty, however.
Or else this romance never would have stood a chance.
Thursday, January 12, 2017
Senators Crushed More Than 100 Pizzas During Obamacare Vote (PHOTO)
While U.S. Senators held a marathon voting session to take down Obamacare, they were more than happy to spend freely on pizza, after pizza after pizza … and tons of wings too. Sources inside the historic vote tell TMZ … the Senate ordered…