Scott Disick is dead to the Kardashians — with one big exception — after what they believe is a vicious campaign against Kourtney. People close to Scott tell us … the cavalcade of women he’s been with since touching down in Cannes is…
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Tuesday, May 30, 2017
Thursday, May 25, 2017
Bunny Ranch Brothel Destroyed After Semitruck Plows Through Front Door (VIDEO + PHOTO GALLERY)
The famous Bunny Ranch brothel, from HBO’s ‘Cathouse,’ had a brush with death when a guy slammed a semitruck right through the front door … in full view of surveillance cams. The scary incident went down around 4 AM Thursday, and the video shows…
Thursday, April 13, 2017
Von Miller Blocks Sex Tape Release, Judge Orders Copy Destroyed
Big win for Von Miller … an L.A. judge has BLOCKED a woman from releasing the sex tape featuring the NFL superstar after months of fighting it out in court. As we previously reported, Elizabeth Ruiz claims she owns the rights to 50% of the video…
Thursday, March 30, 2017
Chad Johnson Covers Mohamed Sanu ... GETS DESTROYED (VIDEO)
Ochocinco Island??? More like 3 Mile Island. Chad Johnson called out ATL Falcons star Mohamed Sanu in a 1-on-1 coverage drill … bragging that he could lock up the wide receiver like he was Patrick Peterson. Problem is … when they took it…
Tuesday, March 7, 2017
Kim Kardashian Books Destroyed, Vandal Arrested (MUG SHOT)
A self-professed Kim Kardashian hater turned himself in to cops for trashing a bookstore display of one of her books. Carl Puia was charged Monday with third-degree criminal mischief. The 74-year-old man walked into a Barnes & Noble back in…
Saturday, February 11, 2017
Piers Morgan Gets DESTROYED by Comedian Jim Jefferies: Watch!
So hey, don"t know if you heard, but Piers Morgan has been quite the douchebag lately.
See, Piers won a season of The Apprentice a few years back, so he"s friendly with Donald Trump. And, as such, he"s been feeling the need to stand up for him now that he"s destroying the entire country.
(Well, there"s that, along with the fact that Piers just seems to enjoy being terrible, but we"ll focus on the Trump connection for now.)
Last month, after the super successful Women"s March, he made some ignorant comments about how he wanted to plan a "Men"s March" so he could "protest at the creeping global emasculation of my gender by rabid feminists."
What a loon, right?
But in a new appearance on Real Time with Bill Maher, he just got worse.
The topic of Trump came up, and Piers immediately got defensive. Bill began to set him straight, bringing up the Muslim Ban, and Piers said that there is no Muslim Ban.
And comedian Jim Jefferies, who was also on the panel, let out a hearty "F-ck off."
"You say "He hasn"t done this, he hasn"t done that, he"s not going to do all these things,"" Jim continued. "Give him a f-cking chance, mate."
Because, as he added, "Hitler didn"t kill the Jews on the first day — he worked up to it."
Piers attempted to jump in again, calling that kind of talk hysterical and over-the-top, but Jim cut him off by telling him that he just likes that he has "a famous friend" in Trump.
Watch the full (NSFW!) clip below:
Monday, January 30, 2017
Justin Bieber Gets Destroyed By NHL Player; Internet Rejoices
Believe it or not, Justin Bieber is actually a pretty skilled hockey player.
The Biebs says he laces up the skates every chance he gets, and he’s displayed his talents in the past by posting videos of impressive plays to social media accounts.
But there’s a difference between schooling your friends in a pick-up game and actually taking the ice against guys who play for a living – a lesson Justin learned the hard way during this week’s NHL All-Star Celebrity Shootout:
That’s 6’6″ 220-pound former NHL defenseman Chris Pronger clearly enjoying the hell out of laying out a brutal body check on Bieber.
As you can see, Justin didn’t find the experience quite as enjoyable.
“I was giving him a little back massage in the corner,” Pronger said of the hit, which has been celebrated far and wide on social media.
Pronger actually went pretty light on Bieber, but the singer clearly didn’t appreciate the punishment.
Not surprisingly, the epic photo has made Pronger something of an Internet folk hero.
Pronger successfully pinned one of the celebrity world’s most notorious douche nozzles to the boards, even the head of the NHL’s Department of Player Safety got in on the act with a joke tweet that many believed to be legit:
“The Department of Player Safety will have a hearing tomorrow morning with Chris Pronger for his Check from Behind on @justinbieber,” Damian Echevarrietta tweeted.
Fortunately, he was kidding, and there’s no chance of Pronger being disciplined for his heroic deed.
To make the story even better, there’s an inspirational element to Bieber having his face smushed into the glass for our entertainment.
Pronger hasn’t played since 2011 due to severe post-concussion syndrome.
Though he’s not officially retired, he’s not expected to return to hockey.
The 42-year-old former MVP has said in in interviews that there was a time when he was unable to skate, and that he believed he would never be able to play hockey with his kids.
So for many fans, just seeing the man back on the ice was a treat.
The fact that he flattened Bieber was just the icing on the cake.
The sweet, sweet icing on the cake…
Monday, November 7, 2016
Tiki Barber -- Destroyed In NYC Marathon ... By Dude from "Catfish" (PHOTOS)
World class athletes from all sports came to the Big Apple this weekend to run the New York City marathon — where they were ALL smoked by that skinny dude from “Catfish.” Nev Schulman — the guy behind the famous movie and the MTV show — ran the…
Wednesday, October 26, 2016
Donald Trump: Walk of Fame Star Destroyed By Pickax-Wielding Badass! WATCH!
It’s possible that at several points during this election, you felt compelled to grab your sledgehammer, chainsaw of pickax (we’re assuming your tool shed looks like that of a serial killer’s) and destroy something valuable.
Unfortunately, flatscreens are super expensive and your neighbor is totally anal about his windshield.
Fortunately, you can now live vicariously through the actions of this hardhatted Rage Dude who was recently videotaped going full-Office Space on Donald Trump Hollywood Walk of Fame star:
Like Batman, little is known about the sidewalk assailant’s identity.
According to multiple media outlets, the man has been identified as “Jamie Otis,” but feel free to just think of him as “Hero Mc All of Us.”
Otis says he intended to actually steal the square and auction it off to raise money for the eleven women who have accused Trump of sexual assault.
Probably would’ve been tough to sell the thing on Craigslist without getting arrested, but that turned out to be a non-issue, as Otis was unable to steal the square, so he decided to just improvise and due to the sidewalk what Trump’s been doing to his campaign lately.
The star was dedicated to Trump in 2007 to honor his work on The Apprentice.
At the time, Trump was nearly a decade away from his most memorable work – the Andy Kaufman-esque prank on the American people that he cleverly disguised as a presidential campaign.
We’re still waiting on the punchline for that one, but given Trump’s commitment to the bit, we’re confident it’ll be gold.
Anyway, this isn’t the first time that Trump’s star has been vandalized over the course of this 16-month war on the principles of American democracy.
Back in July, someone built a tiny wall around it in reference to the candidate’s plan to redecorate America in a sort of a post-WWII Berlin motif.
Astonishingly, Trump has yet to tweet about this latest act of destruction.
We’re sure he’s doing some informal research to determine if folks are saying this is the worst thing that’s ever happened on American soil.
He really just needs one folk to say it, so long as they’re standing near a mirror.
Then he’ll probably assure his supporters that, like the conspiracy to make him look like a Cheeto-fingered sexual predator, he will absolutely get to the bottom of this.
He always gets to the bottom of things, folks!
…He just wants to wait until after the election.
Probably not a bad idea, actually.
Something tells us the Donnie will have a lot of time on his hands come November 9.
Monday, October 24, 2016
19 Celebrities Who Destroyed Their Lips
From Kylie Jenner (the OG Lipmaster) to Farrah Abraham, check out 19 celebrities who completely destroyed their mouths with some kind of …
Needle. With a needle, friends. They destroyed their mouths with needles, and nothing else, okay?
1. Farrah Abraham
Farrah Abraham claimed that she was “allergic” to a fake lip implant, which rendered her face to resemble that of Futurama’s Leela. She looked like hell, yadda yadda yadda, you know what we’re allergic to? BS. We’re allergic to BS, Farrah, so quit sticking your lips – and other things – in it.
2. Kylie Jenner
Yes, in 2016 Kylie Jenner’s lips hit peak huge. If they got any bigger, she’d be using a straw to drink all of her meals. Which, come to think of it, appears to be what she’s doing now, since the only opening in her mouth, unless she goes deep and wide, is a straw-sized hole in the place where the lip skin is about to split … Actually, is that her tongue, or is it a third lip?
3. Snooki
Snooki, Jersey Shore’s favorite hometown meatball, looks like she’s been rolling her lips into tiny little balls, like she would a meatball. Since becoming a mom, and going overboard with the “Mommy Makeover” that’s so vapidly popular, Snooki’s done everything: her teeth, which are actually a plus these days, her boobs, which look fake AF, and her lips … which are some of the most deformed we’ve seen on a celebrity in a long time. No, girl, no.
4. Aubrey O’Day
We all know who Aubrey O’Day is, right? No? Whatever. Look at those lips. They look like they should be stuck to someone’s backside, and we don’t mean the old “kissing one’s ass” phrase, either. This is a hellacious look, and Aubrey would be well-advised to drop the needle before it affects the rest of her head.
5. Kesha
Kesha’s body isn’t the only thing that put on some weight over the years (and in her body’s case, much-needed weight; girl was looking waif-thin for awhile there, heaven help her) – her lips have seemed to triple in size, and in fact, they’re so big they’re bumpy. There are literal bumps on her lips from whatever she decided to do.
6. Lindsay Lohan
Sorry, Lindsay, but thin is in when it comes to lips. Sorry you’re so late to the party on this one, because for the longest time, you had such lovely, wry, thin lips, and now you have fish asses on your face. Lip number one looks like a fish ass, and – oop! – lip number two looks like a fish ass. Never saw a fish ass before? Just look at Lindsay Lohan’s mouth. It’s like “Where’s Waldo?” just for fish asses.
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