Kendall Jenner Flaunts Pizza-Covered Nipples on Instagram

Thanks a lot, Kendall Jenner.

We’ll never look at pizza the same way again after this.

The 21-year old model has made it clear over the past couple years that she is unafraid to show off her body on Instagram, often posing in very revealing fashion.

However, Kendall cannot pose in completely revealing fashion as a result of that social media service’s rules and guidelines.

It does not permit nudity. It will take down any photo that depict’s one nipples.

This has presented quite a challenge for Jenner, but it now appears as if she’s solved the dilemma that likely kept her up at night and was responsible for her ongoing sleep paralysis.

It was just a matter of using Photoshop, people!

In the following image, Jenner is wearing a see-through blouse that very clearly would have exposed her nipples..

… if not for two strategically-placed slices of fake pizza, that is!

“Zaza,” Kendall captioned the image, using a very annoying nickname for this delicious food item as a way to describe what is going on here.

Kendall paired this sexy look with a black velvet choker necklace and jeans that hung off her slender frame.

But we somehow doubt most people were looking at anything aside from the aforementioned pizza emojis.

Kendall has never been shy when it comes to her nipples. It’s true. There’s no other way to say it.

Speaking to Vogue a few weeks ago, the reality star said simply “I love my tits being out.”

“It’s, like, one of my things, I guess,” she added.

Does this mean she’ll soon make like her famous half-sister?

We’ve seen plenty of Kim Kardashian nude pictorials and social media poses over the years. Is it safe to assume that Kendall will soon follow (birthday) suit?

Yes… and no. 

View Slideshow: 21 Times Kendall Jenner Proved to Be the Real Deal

“There’s a definite line,” she told Vogue of how much skin she wants to show in pictures, adding:

“But I’m young. When I’m older, I want to be able to look at it and be like, ‘I looked good."”

Does that explain why Kendall must pose in the buff in public? Of course not.

But she recently turned 21. She’s of legal voting age now and of legal drinking age. She can go ahead and make her own decisions.

Or, really, to be more accurate: she can go ahead and carry out the decisions made by mother Kris Jenner because we all know who is really in charge of this family.

View Slideshow: Kendall Jenner: 19 Things You Definitely Don’t Know About Her

Still, we don’t mind Kendall, at least not when compared to her more-annoying sisters.

Both the photo galleries shared above help explain why.

Click through them today!

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Khloe Kardashian Flaunts Dangerous-Looking Weight Loss

Khloe Kardashian is on fire lately, and her figure is getting svelter, and smaller, and smaller, and … 

Guys, Khloe Kardashian has lost a ton of weight, and it hasn’t been more evident than it is in the following photo from her Instagram account.

Khloe showed off the goods, and as you can see, she’s tiny. 

Cover up her head, and she looks proportionate. 

It doesn’t matter how you feel about big, curvaceous booties – Khloe’s got one fine ass.  

Uncover her head?  

You’ll see that it’s bigger than a single buttcheek, and those are some big buttcheeks, generally speaking. 

No, girl, no judgment – we’re simply worried that you’re taking the dieting and exercising thing to a bit of an extreme. 

After all, you looked fabulous before the weight loss, and even when you were with dead-ass Lamar, and you look fabulous now. 

But now, perhaps, is the most opportune time to reign it in and just flaunt what you’ve got left. 

Khloe’s hit out at body-shamers before, and it seems reasonable that she might go overboard in trying to “correct” that which brought all the bullying down on her head. 

Back in 2011 she said, “I feel like no matter what I do, I never look good enough to everybody else.” 

“I think my weight is my biggest lifetime struggle.” 

“It’s not the biggest thing in life, but it does get you down sometimes,” she admitted. 

Then in 2014, rumors swirled that Khloe was so bent on losing weight that she crash-dieted … only consuming 400 calories a day. 

Later in the year she posted the following photo – prompting all of her followers to be extremely concerned. 

In 2015, Kardashian credited her new figure to spite, calling it her “revenge body.”  

First of all, how stupid is “revenge body?” 

Can we just abolish that dumb-ass term forever? 

If you’re going to go ahead and lose weight or get fit or life a healthier lifestyle, do it for you – don’t do it because someone pissed you off and you want to get back at them. 

It’s pathetic. 

In an interview with Women’s Health, Khloe said, “Yeah, it’s a revenge body.” 

“But it’s just as much for all my critics who called me ‘the fat one’ for my entire existence.” 

Then again, in 2016, she faced more criticism, which sent her into a spiral. 

Khloe, in response to rumors that she was getting too skinny, she wrote, “I need to remember the date today!” 

“Never would I have ever thought I would be in the media for being ‘too skinny.’ “

“What on earth?!?!” she exclaimed. 

“First I’m too fat, and now I’m too skinny,” Khloe wrote.

“I love this game.”  

It’s definitely not a game, Khloe, and you definitely need to watch that you don’t go crazy with what you’re doing. 

You looked great six years ago, and you looked just as great six months ago.  

Stop doing this stuff for everybody else and just be happy with yourself. 

View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian Gym Selfies

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Khloe Kardashian Flaunts Dangerous-Looking Weight Loss

Khloe Kardashian is on fire lately, and her figure is getting svelter, and smaller, and smaller, and … 

Guys, Khloe Kardashian has lost a ton of weight, and it hasn’t been more evident than it is in the following photo from her Instagram account.

Khloe showed off the goods, and as you can see, she’s tiny. 

Cover up her head, and she looks proportionate. 

It doesn’t matter how you feel about big, curvaceous booties – Khloe’s got one fine ass.  

Uncover her head?  

You’ll see that it’s bigger than a single buttcheek, and those are some big buttcheeks, generally speaking. 

No, girl, no judgment – we’re simply worried that you’re taking the dieting and exercising thing to a bit of an extreme. 

After all, you looked fabulous before the weight loss, and even when you were with dead-ass Lamar, and you look fabulous now. 

But now, perhaps, is the most opportune time to reign it in and just flaunt what you’ve got left. 

Khloe’s hit out at body-shamers before, and it seems reasonable that she might go overboard in trying to “correct” that which brought all the bullying down on her head. 

Back in 2011 she said, “I feel like no matter what I do, I never look good enough to everybody else.” 

“I think my weight is my biggest lifetime struggle.” 

“It’s not the biggest thing in life, but it does get you down sometimes,” she admitted. 

Then in 2014, rumors swirled that Khloe was so bent on losing weight that she crash-dieted … only consuming 400 calories a day. 

Later in the year she posted the following photo – prompting all of her followers to be extremely concerned. 

In 2015, Kardashian credited her new figure to spite, calling it her “revenge body.”  

First of all, how stupid is “revenge body?” 

Can we just abolish that dumb-ass term forever? 

If you’re going to go ahead and lose weight or get fit or life a healthier lifestyle, do it for you – don’t do it because someone pissed you off and you want to get back at them. 

It’s pathetic. 

In an interview with Women’s Health, Khloe said, “Yeah, it’s a revenge body.” 

“But it’s just as much for all my critics who called me ‘the fat one’ for my entire existence.” 

Then again, in 2016, she faced more criticism, which sent her into a spiral. 

Khloe, in response to rumors that she was getting too skinny, she wrote, “I need to remember the date today!” 

“Never would I have ever thought I would be in the media for being ‘too skinny.’ “

“What on earth?!?!” she exclaimed. 

“First I’m too fat, and now I’m too skinny,” Khloe wrote.

“I love this game.”  

It’s definitely not a game, Khloe, and you definitely need to watch that you don’t go crazy with what you’re doing. 

You looked great six years ago, and you looked just as great six months ago.  

Stop doing this stuff for everybody else and just be happy with yourself. 

View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian Gym Selfies

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Kailyn Lowry: Flaunts BIG Weight Loss in Revealing Pic!

Kailyn Lowry is losing some serious weight – and we’re wondering if she’s shaping up because she’s on the rebound, or if there’s something more nefarious happening behind the scenes. 

Lowry shared an Instagram pic to document her ever-shrinking figure, and all we have to say is that the rest of the Teen Moms are probably salivating over the attention that Lowry’s been getting over her body as of late. 

Kailyn captioned the snap, “When you wake up in the morning and feel like it’s gonna be a sh—y day, head straight for the gym.” 

Or, in her case, the plastic surgeon, or the folks who make those useless waist trainers, or hell, even those that peddle the detox tea that does nothing but dry your ass out. 

(Not that she’s using that stuff, because you see what that thing looks like, all sorts of plumped up with God knows what.) 

This is what Kailyn looked like just a week ago, which leads us to believe that more is going on than meets the eye. 

Decidedly chunkier, Kailyn flaunted her bright pink waist trainer, but it’s apparent by her latest photo that her slimdown is ever evolving. 

In January 2016, Kailyn went under the knife for a Brazilian butt lift, and the results … well, let’s just say that she ended up looking a lot better than she had in recent years. 

However, the surgery led many to think that she’s become addicted to plastic surgery, and won’t quit until she’s totally plastic – kinda like Farrah Abraham, the porno-making Teen Mom. 

Estranged husband Javi Marroquin quipped that he “knew” plastic surgery would change Kailyn …

And unless he’s talking about the inside – but bear in mind, you have to have a soul in order to have an “inside” – it’s pretty obvious that plastic surgery would, in fact, change her. 

Thanks, Captain Obvious. 

About the surgery, Marroquin said, “She was struggling a lot with her body and her weight issues, so she got the surgery.” 

“She said it makes her happy,” he asserted. 

About her own experience, Lowry said, “I did not get butt implants.” 

“Damned if I do, damned if I don’t,” she blasted on Twitter. 

“I might as well do what I want,” Lowry concluded, and what you see is what she’s done. 

She might as well continue to do her, but she’s gotta realize …

People who know plastic surgery when they see it are going to continue calling her out on the internet for it, and if she doesn’t want to ‘fess up about what’s going on behind closed doors … 

Well, we’re just stuck on that “behind” part.  

Forget it. 

View Slideshow: 13 Stars Who May Have Fake Butts

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Kylie Jenner Flaunts Brazilian Wax, HUGE Hips

Kylie Jenner’s barely there underwear looks like it’s being digested by her ass—which you can plainly see from the front through all those curves. 

Other things she’s showing off are a super toned stomach and obvious Brazilian wax job…and to say that we’re pretty envious of her figure would be the understatement of a lifetime. 

Still rocking the rose-gold hair color, she flaunted her body in a simple selfie, and for that, we give thanks. 

As you know, Kylie’s never been shy about showing off her body before, and especially not dat ass—hence the pic she shared of her larger-than-life donk from one of her epic vacation albums.  

While her tiny underwear photo isn’t nearly as racy as that pic she shared this morning—which she simply captioned, “Morning,” it’s pretty good food for thought…not that anybody’s thinking of eating (or much of anything else) while looking at these pics. 

Jenner’s got a figure to die for, and if the only time we’ll ever even remotely come close to the real thing is via a bevy of beautiful Instagram pics, we’ll take it.

She is, after all, the hottest non-Kardashian going these days, but we have to wonder: how far is she gonna go?

The evolution of her ass has us all wondering—did Kylie go under the knife for plastic surgery, or is she as “genetically blessed” as the rest of her sisters? 

Kylie’s booty clearly has a mind of its own, and with its size, it’s hardly fair to wonder what it’s thinking. Her ass is the equivalent of Einstein’s brain, and as she gets older, it only seems to get bigger. 

She’s been looking like this for a bit, now, but lest we forget, it wasn’t so long ago that her ass was much smaller-looking…which lends credence to the rumors that Kylie’s had implants or injections doctored into her backside.  

It’s okay, Kylie…we won’t tell if you don’t. Or, you know, maybe we will. 

The fate of the world rests on your ass. Er, your shoulders. Come clean while you can, girl. Before it gets to be, you know, too big to clean. That could get…messy.

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Laura Perlongo, Nev Schulman Fiancee, Flaunts Baby Bump, Bare Chest on VMA Red Carpet

Nev Schulman’s pregnant fiancee Laura Perlongo dropped many jaws last night at the 2016 MTV Video Music Awards with this outfit:

No, this is not an Internet prank, though you wouldn’t be out of bounds if you assumed so, given that she’s half-naked and very pregnant.

The Catfish host paid homage to his baby, and his baby-girl-to-be, as he knelt down and snuggled Laura Perlongo‘s exposed bump:

Laura Perlongo: Pregnant!

The topless Perlongo, who works in creative advertising, draped herself in just a jacket and Lizz Jardim chain criss-crossing her breasts.

“If you told me I was going to feel this great at eight months pregnant, I would’ve been like, ‘No way,’” Perlongo told People at the event.

“I’m just so happy to be the guy on the red carpet with the pregnant lady who is killing it, just looking incredible,” Schulman added proudly.

“She was already beautiful. Now she’s, like, times-10 beautiful.”

View Slideshow: MTV Video Music Awards 2016: Worst Dressed Stars

In a rambling manifesto earlier this year, Laura spared no details about how she was high when she took a (positive) pregnancy test.

“Hi. My name is Laura Perlongo and I’m pregnant accidentally on purpose,” she said, following “a low-key Saturday night in February.”

“I had taken a (pot) gummy with my boyfriend. Well, I guess first I had condom-less, birth control-free sex,” Perlongo said.

The kind “where the white stuff got inside the vaginal pocket. But a couple weeks later I ate marijuana in the form of candy.” 

Okay then.

Perlongo says it was in that pivotal, marijuana-loving moment she took a pregnancy test, which lo and behold showed two lines.

“That’s more than one line. And I’m 30. I have 15 years of urine-on-stick experience … no digging out instructions or googling necessary.” 

“We had talked about wanting kids and pulled the goalie maybe half-a-time-once but weren’t necessarily expecting this news, THE NEWS.”

“I knew right away I wanted this baby. I was strong. I was smart. I was full of love. I COULD DO THIS! I was confident I’d be great.”

“Nev was confident he would be great. HE COULD DO THIS! Sure we’d only been dating long-distance 7 months (with a break in August).”

“But we were optimistic and in love. It felt as good a time as ever. (And who knows if/when there would ever be a ‘better’ time.) We were excited.”

“I’m writing this because I believe baby-making times are strange for the growing population of girls like me.”

“To make a long letter short, Nev and I certainly have no idea what we’re doing, we just know we’re doing something we want to be doing.”

“Hopefully we don’t suck at it or turn into know-it-all zombies. Mainly we’re just really happy and excited,” Perlongo concluded.

We wish her the best with it … and can only imagine what kind of maternity outfits she’ll be wearing on the next red carpet.

Kylie Jenner Flaunts New Ass Tattoo on Instagram

Kylie Jenner may not be as inked-up as her on-again, off-again boyfriend, Tyga, but the girl certainly loves her tatts.

At last count, Kylie has four tattoos, and small as they are, she seems to enjoy tinkering with them.

You may remember when Kylie got a tattoo on her hip that says “sanity” (spelled out phonetically, for some reason).

Well, apparently she felt the tiny red text didn’t convey the right message.

For reasons that are as unclear as why she got the tatt in the first place, Kylie recently decided to alter her ink.

As TMZ reported today, Kylie’s hip now reads “before sanity.”

The reality star and makeup magnate posted the following clip of herself getting the new tattoo earlier this week:

Kylie Jenner Tattoo Video

We’re surprised anyone noticed the clip amidst the endless commercials for Kylie’s new eye shadow that now make up the majority of her Instagram and Snapchat accounts.

Naturally, Kylie hit up Tyga’s personal tattoo artist, Rafael Valdez, to give her her new ink.

Everyone from Johnny Manziel to Iggy Azalea has gone to Valdez, and he’s believed by many to be the best in the business.

Sporting his work on your body is considered to be something of a status symbol these days, so naturally, Kylie had to become one of his celebrity clients.

Not sure why you would need to shell out for one of the top tattoo artists in the world (Valdez charges $ 200/hour, with a $ 600 minimum.) to draw a tiny red circle on your arm, but that’s Kylie’s prerogative.

Anyway, as for the meaning of the “before sanity,” your guess is as good as ours.

Kylie  probably has some high-minded explanation, but we’re guessing it’s a load of B.S.

See what we did there?

View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner Selfies: A Kandid Kollection

Kailyn Lowry Flaunts Weight Loss, Butt Lift Results

Back in December of 2015, Kailyn Lowry underwent a Brazilian butt lift procedure.

In the months since,  the Teen Mom 2 star also shed several pounds. The girl is clearly feeling herself these days, and we don’t blame her.

Ms. Lowry posted the above pic to Instagram today, purportedly to promote the “body analyzer scale” that she’s standing on.

But clearly the photo doubled as an opportunity to show off her new booty and midsection.

Obviously, his isn’t the first time that Kailyn has flaunted the results of her hard work and expensive procedure.

However, we thought we’d share it as a way of giving props.

Think for a moment about everything that went into this photo.

Not only is the girl showing off her trimmed-down physique, she’s getting paid to do it.

In order to appreciate that level of hustle, you have to take some time to think about where the other ladies of the Teen Mom franchise are in their lives:

Jenelle Evans is fighting two custody battles at the same time.

Amber Portwood is about to marry Matt Baier, who might be the douchiest of all TM boyfriends and husbands, which is really saying something.

Farrah Abraham sadly remains Farrah Abraham.

Obviously, Kailyn isn’t saving any lives here, but she appears to be moving on from a difficult divorce in admirable fashion.

And hey, if she wants to take some time out to brag about her weight loss along the way, more power to her.

View Slideshow: Kailyn Lowry: Timeline of a Turbulent Teen Mom Life

Kylie Jenner Flaunts Ring: Did Tyga Propose For Real This Time?

What fresh hell hath these two bring us today?

If you’re over the soap opera that is Kylie Jenner and Tyga’s relationship, then I’m afraid you’ll have to find a rock to live under (save some space for me).

The latest?  Jenner and Tyga are fully back on, after telling others they split in May.

Jenner confirmed this by flaunting their love all over social media, from seductive poses on Instagrams, to Snapchats of rings strategically placed on a certain finger of a certain hand.

Kylie Jenner: Look At My Ring!

“Kylie’s sisters are just so done with this drama! They are very hateful towards Tyga,” a source told Radar Online.

“Hardly anyone in the family likes Tyga anymore and he knows this!”

Back when it was thought they had parted ways, reports of Jenner being $ 2 million dollars in the hole after a loan to the rapper surfaced.

“He [Tyga] was shocked when she asked to be paid, telling her he thought the money was a gift, not a loan,” a source told Radar at the time.

“He’s a total loser and owes her over $ 2 million.”

Now the the family knows what a deadbeat Tyga is, they’re not happy with their baby sister.

View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner and Her Lips: A Timeline of Untruths

“Kylie is so annoyed with her family right now that everyone thinks she is just trying to piss them off by flaunting this ring and stirring up publicity,” the source added.

Though she might enjoying ruffling feathers and taking photos that get people talking, her family isn’t buying it.

“No they are not engaged!” the source said.

“The pathetic thing is that Tyga did not even buy Kylie this diamond ring!

“He doesn’t really buy her anything and she gets all of her jewelry on her own. Most of the stuff is gifted to her.”

The Kardashians have been receiving freebies from brands for as long as their reality show has been popular, so it would surprise no one to learn that Jenner is playing dress-up with a piece of pricey costume jewelry.

Or she could have picked it up at Claire’s.

View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner: 43 Raciest Instagram Pics of 2015!

Kailyn Lowry Flaunts Butt Lift Results in Booty-ful Instagram Pic

Yesterday, we learned that Kailyn Lowry is not dating Becky Hayter, as had previously been rumored.

Does that mean she’s single? We’re not sure, but we’re guessing that a lot of her Instagram followers are hoping the former Mrs. Marroquin is on the market after seeing her latest pic:

That’s Kailyn enjoying some kind of fun summertime activity involving beer and a ball.

But who cares, right?

Frankly she could be riding a purple elephant on Mars, and all the comments would still be about dat ass.

You may recall that Kailyn underwent a butt lift procedure back in January.

Many took it as a sign that her marriage to Javi Marroquin was over, as she scheduled the shaping surgery for a few weeks after he deployed for a tour of duty with the US Air Force. 

It seemed like a way to get her butt back into the dating scene, if you will.

Of course, we imagine that when you get something lifted or tucked in winter, you can’t wait til summer arrives so you can show off the results.

Yes, it’s finally time for Kailyn and her expensive new backside to shine and they’re taking full advantage.

Naturally, folks on the ‘Gram took notice in big way.

Choice comments include:

“Whoa. I didn’t kno u had all that booty!”

“That booty Kail! You are looking more gorgeous then ever. Happy looks good on you.”

But of course there are the low-key haters:

“I really love kail and she looks amazing. But it still makes me sad she got plastic surgery. I think natural os beautiful. I also wish her and javi would stay together.”

And the full-blown ignorant trolls:

“Someone asked why are we so concerned with her booty? We’re not. It’s just funny how she didn’t want her son(Isaac) to look too “ethnic” but yet she went and got a bbl aka ” black girl booty lift” done. Seems alot “ethnic to me.”

Sigh. When the world can’t even agree on butts, it really makes us worry that there’s no hope for the human race.

View Slideshow: Kailyn Lowry: Timeline of a Turbulent Teen Mom Life

Jenelle Evans Flaunts Weight Loss, Shills Diet Tea

As she told us yesterday (with the help of a bikini pic, of course) Jenelle Evans is not pregnant.

In fact, she claims her belly is rapidly shrinking these days, as evidenced in the pics below:

Jenelle posted those side-by-side images to Instagram today, along with the following caption:

“SPOT THE DIFFERENCE: One is before my two weeks on the @flattummytea cleanse, one is after. 2 cups of tea a day (one morning, one at night), some light exercise, a little dedication and ta-da, this is the result. Very happy.”

Yes, Jenelle credits the difference between the two pics to Flat Tummy Tea, a corporation whose entire marketing campaign seems to be centered on getting young female reality stars to shill their products on Instagram.

Hey, we guess it’s better than that waist training BS.

If you’re thinking to yourself that it’s more than a tad ridiculous that Jenelle claims to have lost that many inches in two weeks thanks to “light exercise” and some magic tea … well you’re not alone.

View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans Bikini Photos: Teen Mom 2 Tease!

The comments on this pic feature a wide variety of speculation as to what’s really going on here, ranging from “she’s pushing her stomach out” to “she’s actually pregnant.”

Some folks even went full-Oliver Stone and and unleashed some bonkers conspiracy theories:

“There’s a pic on here saying she’s not pregnant yadda yadda, but there’s no octopus tattoo, and then this,” writes one follower. “Just own up to it, you’re knocked up!”

Whoa. You’re blowing our minds, juliealaine26.

Don’t get us wrong, we think something’s a foot here.

But we don’t think Jenelle is pregnant.

Or maybe we’re just slaves to wishful thinking.

Considering Ms. Evans is currently fighting two custody battles at once, we’re really, really hoping she’s not pregnant.

View Slideshow: 13 Shocking Jenelle Evans Facts Even We Didn’t Know!

Calvin Harris Flaunts Junk in a Speedo After Taylor Swift Breakup!

When Taylor Swift dumped Calvin Harris then immediately moved on with Tom Hiddleston, some folks were confused.

What does she see in that dude? fans wondered.

Then suddenly some sexy underwear pics of Hiddleston hit the internet and everyone went, “Ohhh. Now we get it.”

Not to be outdone, Calvin wants to remind the world that he, too, has a smokin’ hot body and is now posing in a Speedo to prove it.

Oh, hey there, Calvin. Nice revenge body.

We think Calvin might single-handedly make Speedos popular in the U.S., where the mankinis were previously regarded as sorta cheesy – unless you were drunk off strawberry daiquiris in Miami.

But if anyone can rock a tighty bluey, it’s Calvin, because that body is perfection.

It’s unclear if he’s rubbing his nipples in the pic or pointing toward his shattered heart, but he seems to be sending a message to Tay-Tay: Tom Hiddlewhatever’s got nothin’ on me!

While the DJ initially remained publicly civil about the breakup, he changed his tune once pics of Taylor kissing Hiddleston surfaced.

Since then, he deleted all photos of Taylor from his account and unfollowed her on social media.

Then yesterday, Calvin took to Twitter for a mini-rant and told fans that his ex “controlled the media and this situation” and he “had no idea what was going on,” adding, “so that kind of makes it a lot worse from my perspective.”

He also declared that he was now “FREE” and all but confirmed to a fan that Taylor broke up with him to be with the British actor.

Calvin later deleted these posts, proving that celebs often impulsively tweet then regret it…

…Or that the coven of PR pros that orchestrated this whole breakup/cheating?/broken heart/new man/promotion of a hot new star thing are doing a masterful job of audience manipulation.

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