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Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Let"s Talk About Possibly Inappropriate Sex, Baby!

The champagne flowed like usual.


The contestants flirted like usual.


And Chris Harrison welcomed viewers to Paradise like usual.



But make no mistake:


The Bachelor in Paradise Season 4 premiere was not your typical episode of this popular reality show.


As any celebrity gossip fan knows by now, production on the series was shut down this summer after allegations that Corinne Olympios was too drunk to consent to the sexual actions that took place between her and DeMario Jackson early on the opener.


An internal investigation eventually cleared Jackson of any misconduct and ABC didn’t see a need to cancel the season or the show.


It simply delayed the first installment by a week and aired the premiere on Monday night.


Harrison admitted at the outset of the episode that Season 4 “looked like it might not happen,” prior to introducing various men and women looking for love and sex on the island.


This included Jackson and Olympios, of course, both of whom were coming off controversial stints on The Bachelorette and The Bachelor, respectively.


(Jackson was sent home by Rachel Lindsay after she learned he had a girlfriend during shooting; while Olympios took her shirt off A LOT while trying to win over Nick Viall.)



“I wanted to come here to set everything straight and hopefully find the next Mrs. Jackson,” DeMario told Harrison, adding:


“Because I’m a good guy. I swear, I’m like the sweetest guy in the world. I would love to ultimately fall in love. I can’t wait for that.”


And then there was Corinne:


“I personally am not ready to settle down. I’m not rushing to find someone. I’m not going to jump on the first guy that shows me a little bit of attention.


“If you want to have this, you have to work real hard.”


Or drink real hard.


Within minutes of hanging out together at the bar, Corinne and DeMario were laughing, hugging and touching.


Other cast members noted the chemistry right away, with Raven Gates even jokingly asking at one point if they might “get engaged.”



“They look like they’re enjoying each other’s company – they seem like they’re ‘clicking,’ if that’s the word that us young folk are using these days,” said Alex Woytkiw, adding:


“Corinne and DeMario are already attached at the hip.”


Elsewhere, a number of these reality stars were getting to know each other and spending time on the beach. Kristina Schulman offered the first date card to Dean Unglert, for example.


We didn’t see a lot of Jackson and Olympios during these scenes, with cameras catching up to then the following morning at breakfast.


They seemed fine. Maybe a tad bit awkward, but mostly fine and normal.


As the day continued, two more dates unfolded:


Raven and Robby Hayes, followed by Jasmine Goode and Matt Munson, who stopped by a Mexican drag bar.


Jackson, meanwhile, had shifted his focused to Alexis Waters.



That night, as everyone got ready for a rose ceremony in which the women would hand out the flowers, all seemed friendly between Corinne and DeMario.


The former referred to then as “homies” and said her rose would go to Vinny Ventiera.


But one producer then pulled Olympios aside and another asked to speak to Jackson in private.


We saw cameramen put their equipment down, as confusion and chaos spread throughout the cast.


Taylor Nolan wondered if it this all had something to do with “Corinne and DeMario from the first night,” but we’ll need to wait until this evening’s second part of the premiere to find out for certain.


(SPOILER ALERT: Yes, it had to do with Corinne and DeMario from the first night. D’uh.)


To relive the premiere or to see it for the first time, click below to watch Bachelor in Paradise online now!



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Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Snoop Crashes Mayweather"s Boxing Gym, Let"s Hug It Out

He might work for the UFC, but Snoop Dogg is a BIG fan of Floyd Mayweather — and bro’d down with the boxer at his private gym in Vegas this week.  Snoop was blown away by Floyd’s gym — and said he LOVED the fact Floyd’s an owner, not a…


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Snoop Crashes Mayweather"s Boxing Gym, Let"s Hug It Out

He might work for the UFC, but Snoop Dogg is a BIG fan of Floyd Mayweather — and bro’d down with the boxer at his private gym in Vegas this week.  Snoop was blown away by Floyd’s gym — and said he LOVED the fact Floyd’s an owner, not a…


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Thursday, August 3, 2017

UFC"s Stipe Miocic Calls Out Anthony Joshua: Let"s Fight!

With Wladimir Klitschko calling it quits, there’s another fighter who wants to step up and take on boxing superstar Anthony Joshua — Stipe Miocic! Wlad and Joshua had been working on a rematch after that great fight back in April — but WK…


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Saturday, July 29, 2017

Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton: Let"s Have a Baby Already!

From what we keep hearing, Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton are in love.


So in love. So very, very in love. Probably the most love anyone’s ever been in, ever.



Theirs is a love story like any other: they met on a singing competition show, and when both of their marriages fell apart at the same time, they healed each other.


That’s been almost two years ago now, if you can believe it, and ever since then, they’ve been 100% adorable.


They’ve been adorable on The Voice, they’ve been adorable at each and every public appearance they’ve made, they’ve been adorable on social media.


They’ve especially been adorable on social media when any or all of Gwen’s three sons with Gavin Rossdale are also involved.


Which leads us to out point …


Isn’t it high time they had a baby already?!



A two-year relationship is more than enough time in Hollywood to make the commitment of having a child together, and it’s obvious Blake is fatherly with Gwen’s sons.


So what’s holding them back from having one of their own?


According to a source who spoke with Hollywood Life — nothing!


Absolutely nothing is holding them back from making a baby, and the source even says that “Adding to their family is in the game plan for Gwen and Blake.”


“Gwen loves being a mom,” the source explains, “and as much as she thought she was done having kids, that all changed when she met Blake.”


“She feels like Blake is her true soul mate and there’s nothing she’d love more than to have a baby with him.”



Having a baby would be a very big decision though, and not just for the obvious reasons.


As we’ve said, Gwen is already a mother of three, and she’s also got a very busy schedule. A baby would seriously throw them for a loop.


And besides, she’s 47 years old right now — a time when most women have an extremely difficult time conceiving, if they can even conceive at all.


But whatever happens, Blake “isn’t putting any pressure on her.”


However, “they’re trying” to get pregnant right now, because having a baby together “is something he wants just as much as she does.”


What a darling little story, right?



And it would be so sweet to see Gwen have such a happy ending after the mess that was the end of her marriage to Gavin.


Make it happen, universe!


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Friday, July 21, 2017

Married at First Sight Recap: Let"s Talk About Sex, Baby!

Tick… tick… tick…


The countdown was officially on this week for all Married at First Sight couples, as they had one week remaining until they had to make answer a question made famous by The Clash:


Should I stay or should I go?



With just a few days until they had to decide whether they would file for divorce or stay together, Ashley and Anthony got into a fight.


The former got angry at her husband for not yet filling out an application for their new apartment… and then got angry at him all over again for getting angry at her because she was angry at him over this housing mess.


Later over dinner, Anthony expressed concern over their problems communication.


“That scares me the most because we have to make our final decision in a week,” he said.


Did a romantic camp out help salvage the romance? With a tent and wine and chocolate? Yes, to the extent that Ashley was appreciative.


But no, not for anyone waiting for Anthony to say he loved his wife.


This is yet to happen.



The relationship between Nate and Sheila may be in an even worse place, however.


“I am done!” she yelled at one point. “Be done with me because I am done with you! I don’t want to be with someone like you, period! Now I am going to end the marriage.”


She didn’t technically do so, however, although Sheila did later go off to the camera, saying this union was “a complete and utter failure.”


For his part, Nate just seemed exhausted as he admitted that he thought it was “the end” of his marriage.


Enter Pastor Calvin Roberson, led the reality stars through a conversation about what had transpired between them.


Sheila insisted that Nate had forever betrayed her trust, but Roberson said that wasn’t the case.


“You don’t believe that,” he told Sheila, urging her to reconsider her position.


Her response? She simply walked out.



But Nate eventually called, apologized and have Sheila a plant as some kind of peace offering.


“If you’ll have me, I want to be with you forever,” she said, leading to Nate saying those big three words and Sheila asking him to kiss her already.


So, all is good?


Not quite. With things relatively calm, Nate later suggested that it would help if Sheila learned to control her anger, to which she replied that maybe he ought to give her some space when they fought.


At least they’ve had sex, though!


The same can’t be said for Cody and Danielle.


“Our sex life definitely needs to progress if we do want to stay married and both of us will be happy,” Cody said last night, adding that he was ready for marriage, yet admitting that both he and Danielle had things they definitely had to work on if they were going to stick together.


He somehow determined that a trip to Milwaukee would get the pair out of its “rut” and maybe get them into bed.



Danielle didn’t really want to get physical, however, although she did like watching Cody play pool and said they had “mostly good times” at a brewery.


“Ninety percent of this has been good,” Cody added.


He’s probably ramp that evaluation up by like 10 percent if he could just go home, bend Danielle over and… nevermind.


During a walk, which included some hand-holding, Cody brought up the lack of sex thing, which prompted Danielle to say she was frustrated by the topic and Cody to conclude in a confessional:


“It’s tough. I don’t know how much more I can really stand or how much I want to stand.


“With decision day right around the corner, maybe it’s just time to call it quits.”


We’ll find out next Thursday night if Danielle puts out or Cody gets out.


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Thursday, July 20, 2017

Ben Affleck to Lindsay Shookus: Let"s Have a Baby!

It’s only been two weeks since we first learned that Ben Affleck and Lindsay Shookus are dating.


But depending on who you believe, the couple may have been together much longer than that.


In fact, some say Affleck and Shookus have been together for years, dating back to when they were both married to other people.



That may just be the tabloid media doing what it does and making up a salacious angle for a tame story.


Or maybe Affleck and Shookus really did leave their spouses for one another.


We may never know for sure, but whatever the case, this is clearly more than a rebound fling.


Sources close to the couple say Ben and Lindsay are both in it for the long haul.


Affleck reportedly has yet to pop the question, but it seems he and Lindsay are very much planning a future together.



One insider has even gone so far as to claim Ben and Lindsay are planning to start a family together.


Despite rumors to the contrary, Shookus is not yet pregnant, but there could be another Batfleck on the way very soon.


“They’re actively talking about having a baby,” a source close to Ben tells In Touch.


“They’re ready to start a family.”


The same insider says the couple’s only concern is how Ben’s ex-wife, Jennifer Garner, will react to the news.



“This is going to be her biggest nightmare,” says the source.


The problem it seems, isn’t that Garner begruges Affleck his happiness, but that she’s worried about how her children will react to seeing their newly-single dad with a pregnant girlfriend/


The tipster says Shookus’ pregnancy is sure to cause “a lot of drama” within Ben’s family.


Affleck and Garner finalized their divorce less than three months ago, so it’s safe to assume those close to Ben didn’t expect him to move on this quickly.


That said, the couple separated in 2015, so it’s not really all that surprising that Ben has moved on to another serious relationship.



Sources close to Garner say she wasn’t surprised that Ben is dating someone new, as he’s never been single for very long.


Tellingly, the actress has kept mum on the question of whether or not Ben’s new relationship overlapped with his marriage.


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Monday, July 17, 2017

Brooke Hogan to Ronda Rousey: Let"s Tag Team Up

If Ronda Rousey is serious about pro wrestling — she’s already got 2 big names willing to team up for a tag team match … the daughters of Hulk Hogan and Roddy Piper!  Brooke Hogan and Ariel Teal Toombs (real life friends,…


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Brooke Hogan to Ronda Rousey: Let"s Tag Team Up

If Ronda Rousey is serious about pro wrestling — she’s already got 2 big names willing to team up for a tag team match … the daughters of Hulk Hogan and Roddy Piper!  Brooke Hogan and Ariel Teal Toombs (real life friends,…


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Friday, June 16, 2017

President Obama Lets Cat Out of the Bag, Jay Z and Beyonce Having Twin Girls??

President Barack Obama is great at many things, but keeping Jay Z and Beyonce’s baby secrets might not be one of ‘em. Obama recorded a message congratulating his pal, Jay, for making it into the Songwriters Hall of Fame — but during…


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Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Little People, Big World Recap: Hmmm.... Let"s C?

If you have a large head going through a tiny hole, it could be painful.


So said Zach Roloff on Tuesday night’s episode of Little People, Big World in regard to his wife, his impending child and the options he and Tori Roloff were weighing in regard to bringing their baby into this world.



To translate Zach’s profound, possible over-share:


Don’t get surgery, honey. Go with a vaginal birth!


Titled “This Is Going to Be a Stressful Time,” the latest installment of this popular TLC series focused for the second straight week on Zach and Tori’s soon-to-be-parenthood.


Last Tuesday, we learned that little Jackson Kyle (who was born on May 12) does, indeed, have the gene for dwarfism.


This week, once that piece of news had sunk in, the concern centered instead of Tori’s actual pregnancy and how it would be resolved.


“It’s almost time for this baby to come out,” Zach said in an on-camera interview, adding that the anticipation is killing him and that he’s ready.


“Our room is all set, our house is set. We’re definitely to the point where we just want to meet him.”



Later on, when Zach takes a seat in his chair to set up a baby carrier, his wife forecasts a potential photo opportunity once their first child is born.


“This is literally going to be the picture,” Tori says. “Just you two, staring at each other.”


We’re yet to get that particular photo, but the Roloffs have been kind enough to provide fans with ample images of their adorable child.


Take a look for yourself before we continue on with the recap:



After spending some time talking about the high-tech devices they have for their son, Zach and Tori then got into their birth plan.


Things turned more serious for this discussion because it was a matter of health.


“Doctors appointment coming up,” Zach said, asking: “Do we have to decide about either natural birth or C-section at this appointment?”


“It’s never going to be a final decision,” Tori replied, clearly torn on what to do.


This was the context in which Zach said it was “preferable “to have a natural birth,” explaining why via the quote above:


“If you have a large head going through a tiny hole, it could be painful.”


Tori, of course, was the one who would be going through either experience, explaining that the prospect of going under the knife to welcome her child frightened her.


“Cesarian has never really come into my mindset,” she said. “It’s just nerve-wracking being on an operating table. I’ve never been on an operating table before.”



After an ongoing back-and-forth about the potential surgery, Tori declared:


“Women are so much stronger than men, holy smokes.”


This is true. It’s a fact. Any man that disagrees simply has to stand alongside a woman during childbirth.


Just accept it, fellas.



Elsewhere on last night’s episode, Jeremy and Audrey also set an eye on their future, finalizing their dream home’s purchase.


As previously reported, this home is located close to the family farm in Oregon.


Also, Amy and Matt prepared to become grandparents in their own unique and special ways.


Meaning what, exactly?


Click on the video below to watch Little People, Big World online and find out now!



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Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Chris Brown to Rihanna: Let"s Get Back Together!

Years after he beat Rihanna’s face in with his bare fists, a new report alleges that Chris Brown is once again beating a drum of reconciliation.


He wants to get back together with the woman whose face he made into a bloody pulp back in 2009.



The disturbing topic of Brown’s past with Rihanna is back in the news these days because Brown has released a documentary titled “Chris Brown: Welcome to My Life.”


Screened last week for select audiences, the film delves deeply into Brown’s relationship with Rihanna, even chronicling the events that led up his arrest for assault against the artist.


In short:


A former lover of Brown’s showed up at pre-Grammy Awards party at which Chris and Rihanna were in attendance.


The young couple fought over her presence at the gathering… Rihanna found a text message from her on Brown’s car as they drove home together… and then all violent Hell broke loose.


According to various sources, Rihanna really wants Brown to shut the eff up about their troubled history.


But Brown has a counter-proposal for his ex-lover instead:



Let’s bump uglies again!


“Chris has never stopped loving Rihanna,” an insider tells Hollywood Life. “He would reunite with her in a heartbeat.” 


We’re sure that he would.


Fortunately, even though Rihanna refuses to shut the door in the face of her ill-tempered ex altogether, she isn’t exactly jumping at the opportunity to get back into his bed.


“She’s keeping him at arms’ length,” a source tells this same website, adding:


“She still speaks to Chris, but not as often now as she did – she’s trying to wean herself off of him, because she knows it will be difficult to fall in love with someone else if her head is still in his space.”


It really is very sad that, all these years later, Rihanna can’t bring herself to move on from Brown entirely.



Brown hasn’t showed any signs that he’d treat her well, not if his past and even his present with Karrueche Tran serves as any kind of evidence.


Earlier this spring, Tran filed for a restraining order after Brown allegedly hurt her and threatened her friends.


She says she’s legitimately afraid that Brown will kill her.


It’s a message Rihanna may want to take seriously, considering what she’s witnessed from Brown and how little proof he has offered of late that he’s changed in any way whatsoever. 



To open his new documentary, Brown says to the camera:


They should be talking about how I’m the baddest motherf-cker on the stage instead of I’m the baddest motherf-ckler in the courtroom. 


Here’s a novel idea, though:


Perhaps the goal should be for no one to refer to him as a “bad motherf-cker” at all.


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Monday, June 12, 2017

Tristan Thompson to Khloe Kardashian: Let"s Have 5-6 Kids!

Picture this: Khloe Kardashian, except that she’s the mother of five or six children.


Okay, now take some deep, relaxing breaths and calm down. No, we’re not ready for that future either.


But it sounds like Tristan Thompson sure is.



One of the subplots on this season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians was questions about Khloe’s fertility.


Not just questions about whether or not she’s interested in having kids, but questions about whether or not she can.


She’s only been dating basketball player Tristan Thompson since last September, so it seems a little premature for this kind of talk, right?


But at the same time, some people want kids from relationships and some people don’t, and it’s good to know early on whether kids are even an option and who might be interested.


Tristan seems to be more than just interested, but also … his idea of family planning is a little nuts.



“Tristan and I definitely talk about starting a family,” Khloe told her sister Kim on the Keeping Up With The Kardashians season finale.


“He wants to have five or six kids with me and that’s lovely. We could start at one and we could grow from there.”


Whoa, there.


Tristan already has a kid, but apparently he won’t be satisfied until he can populate a small island?


Five is a huge number of children to have, even for a committed, long-term couple.


Which they are not.


But Khloe sounds like this could become reality sooner than any of us realize.


“But now knowing I’m not on birth control is just like — it’s scary. It’s like a really big step.”


Yeah, one child is a huge step. Children are adorable but a lot of work and the hugest responsibility.


Six children is a step off a cliff into an infinite, chaotic abyss.



We know that Kris Jenner had six kids, but it was over the course of a couple of decades.


Also, like, you gotta love Kris, but she has zero chill about anything.


But Kris Jenner is intensely maternal. She’s not just protective — she’s helpful and supportive.


Even when she doesn’t necessarily agree. Remember when she probably straight-up bought a house for Rob after Blac Chyna got pregnant?


It’s because she had the means to and because she was supportive.


Khloe has a … different temperament.


Honestly, and maybe it’s just because she’s on camera, but Khloe can sometimes come across as a little emotionally unbalanced.


And you know how meddling and controlling Khloe can be towards her grown-up adult siblings?


Imagine that but she’s a mother.


So … it sounds like she has some things to work past, first.



Khloe’s siblings haven’t really had the best luck in terms of romance.


Sure, Kim’s happy now, but let’s not forget that Kanye isn’t her first husband.


Kourtney and Scott were happily together for years, but we’ve all seen how that turned out.


Rob and Blac Chyna’s highly publicized relationship fizzled and died before the world’s eyes.


Kendall and Kylie are younger so they haven’t had any disasters on quite that scale — because they haven’t gotten married or had kids.


Unless you count every moment of Kylie dating Tyga as a disaster, anyway.


Looking at all of that, is Khloe really ready to even discuss having kids with a guy she hasn’t even been dating for a year?



Ultimately, if Khloe had gotten pregnant right after that episode was filmed, we’d probably know it by now.


Or soon, anyway.


So maybe it was just talk to raise drama or to float the idea by her family and fans.


And even if she and Tristan do have plans to give the Duggars a run for their money, it’ll probably just happen with one baby at a time.


Considering how agonizing pregnancy can be for some people, especially for Kim, maybe one will be enough for Khloe.


But … maybe not. We may all need to brace ourselves for that on the horizon.



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Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Tarek El Moussa to Christina: Let"s Get Back Together! For Money!

Tarek El Moussa may have a body of steel.


But he’s unhappy these days with how his estranged wife continues to steal the spotlight from him.


The Flip or Flop co-host really has tried his hardest over these past couple weeks, matching Christina’s revealing Instagram photos with a set of his own, hoping that his surprisingly RIPPED body would win him an influx of fans.



Instead, Tarek has been forced to sit back and watch as Christina gains new Instagram followers everyday and gives one media interview after another.


She’s also been presented with a number of professional opportunities, such as a role on Dancing with the Stars.


As a result, a source tells In Touch Weekly that Tarek “seems stuck in neutral after” filing to divorce Christina in early January.


Yes, he’s still filming episodes of Flip or Flop for HGTV, but insiders believe the show will be canceled after Season 7, leaving Tarek with no employment prospects.


It doesn’t help that Christina appears to be making plans for a spinoff series or some kind of future venture of her own.



“He hates that Christina has been getting more publicity than him,” In Touch writes of Tarek “He still wants to outshine Christina in every way possible.”


This explains why Tarek has been more active on social media of late.


He took Internet users by extreme surprise last month when he shared photos of himself at the gym, lifting weight and flaunting his impressive muscles.


He then got a haircut and joked that he was suffering some kind of midlife crisis at the time.


“OH NO!!! New #clothing.. New #hairstyle…. #No more sandals!! Half #naked pics!!! Is this a mid life crisis??” El Moussa wrote as a caption to the following black-and-white picture of his fresh look.



According to this In Touch Weekly mole, the father of two has been attempting to “one-up” his estranged wife and reality TV co-star for months now.


But he’s fallen far behind Christina, who went on a PR blitz early on after her split from Tarek and who is a very good looking woman. (This often helps one gain a lot of fame and popularity on the Internet.)


As a result, Tarek would reportedly be open to a romantic reconciliation.


But not for romantic reasons.


“He’s tried to persuade Christina by saying it will be great for their business and open so many doors for huge payouts, but Christina is not buying it,” an insider says of getting back together.


“She knows she’s fine without him and doesn’t feel bad for Tarek because, as she’s told friends, he put her through hell.”



It’s true.


Or at least it’s rumored to be true.


Previous tabloid reports claimed that Tarek verbally abused Christina on set, even joking at times about raping her.


We know, right? YIKES!


The El Moussa separated last May and filed for divorce several months later.


“I feel like if we had better communication, we would have had a better relationship,” Tarek said during an episode of The Doctors a little while back, adding:


“I think as time went on, you get busier and busier. It was like overnight: businesses, TV, all these things happened overnight, then the cancer and the back surgery.”


“It just kind of started pushing us apart from each other.”



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Monday, April 10, 2017

Raiders Superfan Makes Pitch To Marshawn Lynch: "Let"s Kick Some Ass" (VIDEO)

A legendary Raiders superfan wants Marshawn Lynch in silver & black … so much that he’s making a personal plea to Beast Mode to beast out in his hometown. Violator (aka Wayne Mabry) — a member of the infamous Raiders Black Hole since…


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Raiders Superfan Makes Pitch To Marshawn Lynch: "Let"s Kick Some Ass" (VIDEO)

A legendary Raiders superfan wants Marshawn Lynch in silver & black … so much that he’s making a personal plea to Beast Mode to beast out in his hometown. Violator (aka Wayne Mabry) — a member of the infamous Raiders Black Hole since…


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Saturday, April 1, 2017

Adam Lind to Farrah Abraham: Let"s Make a Sex Tape Sequel!

Adam Lind and Farrah Abraham are the two most ridiculous creatures to crawl out of the cess pool that is the Teen Mom franchise, and now it seems they’re planning to join forces.


Or at least one of them would very much like to collaborate with the other on a new kind of project that will certainly not be SFM (Safe For MTV).



Adam offered Farrah an interesting business opportunity today, but instead of shooting her an email, he decided to make his offer publicly, on Instagram:


“So I was using my vibrating plastic mold of Farrah’s va-jay-jay today (Don’t judge me, haters!), and I had a great idea,” Lind wrote.


“Farrah, you and me should smash on camera, girl!”


Yes, it seems Lind was feeling inspired by his use of Farrah’s vagina mold and decided he’d like to try the real thing on for size.


But it’s not just her body that he’s interested in – it’s her brand.


Years after its release, Farrah’s sex tape remains a best-seller for Vivid, and insiders say it’s still a major source of revenue for the 25-year-old.



Clearly, Lind wants a piece of that action for himself:


“That’s right, y’all, I’m talking about a Farrah Abraham-Adam Lind sex tape,” he wrote.


Then, in one of his signature displays of egomania, he launched into an elevator pitch worthy of the most the most coke-addled screenwriter:


“This thing is gonna be huge, y’all!” Lind wrote. “And yes, I’m talking about the movie, not my D!!!1! Lmfaoooooooo!!!!


“Like, me and Farrah – that’s like a classic matchup, like Mayweather-Pacquiao, or some sh-t.”


“Only difference is, when we go at it, ain’t nobody gonna be left standing, ya feel me?!”



Adam went on to suggest that the footage debut on pay-per view and feature special effects from James Cameron.


“I mean, me gettin’ my smash on is a beautiful thing in its own right,” he said, modest as always.


“But it would be like much more beautifuller with like a crazy Avatar jungle background or if my dong changed colors or some sh-t, nahmean?”


Lind seemed undeterred by the fact that there’s already a rumored girl-on-girl sequel to Farrah’s sex tape in the works.


“That sh-t is wack, fam,” Lind argued in what was really just an incredibly long Instagram post.


“You gotta step your game up for a sequel, and the only way to do that is with the the tattooed wang of Adam f–kin Lind!”



“Without that, it would be like T2 without the liquid metal homie, or Ghostbusters 2 without Viggo the Carpathian. Remenber Viggo?”


“That sh-t gave me nightmares, dog, for real.”


“What was I talking about?” Adam concluded, back to the topic at hand. “Oh, yeah, Farrah, you should lemme hit it on camera, girl. Hmu.”


Of course, this was just a really long April Fools’ joke, and Adam didn’t really write any of that, but don’t lie – you totally bought it, right?


Honestly, we almost started believing it too by the end. Tell us you can’t picture this perfectly trashy collaboration happening.



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Deion Branch Says Tom Brady Can Play "Til He"s 46, If Gisele Lets Him (VIDEO)

Tom Brady can ONLY be stopped from playing deep into his 40s by an injury … or Gisele. TMZ Sports asked Pats legend Deion Branch – who won 2 Super Bowls with Brady — if the 39-year-old Golden Boy can actually ball 6 or 7 more seasons…


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Monday, March 27, 2017

Nick Diaz Called Out By Boxing Great ... Let"s Fight, You Redneck Coward (VIDEO)

Nick Diaz just got verbally SMACKED by an ex-boxing champ who says Diaz is nothing more than a coward from a redneck city (sorry, Stockton) who’s afraid to fight a real pugilist. The boxing great is Jean Pascal, former WBC, IBO, and The Ring…


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Saturday, March 25, 2017

LeBron James Praised By Street Fight Hero ... Let"s Team Up! (VIDEO)

The man being hailed as a HERO for breaking up a teen street fight in Atlantic City is crediting LeBron James for making the video go viral — and now he’s calling on the NBA star for more help.  Ibn Ali Miller hasn’t just become an Internet…


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