Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Kim Kardashian: Look At How Swollen I Am!!!

Kim Kardashian is supremely over her pregnancy.



You can’t blame the girl for wanting the 9 months to be over with.  Kardashian suffered from preeclampsia with daughter, North in 2013 and had to have a painful surgery post-delivery to remove her placenta.  


This time around, Kardashian’s at high risk for the same issue.


“With the issues I had last time, my risk of having preclampsia and placenta acreeta are increased,” the reality star wrote on her blog.  “There’s not a whole lot I can do to prevent it, so my anxiety is a little high leading up to my delivery.”


Today, Kardashian indulged in a little comic relief with her sister, Kourtney and best friend, Jonathan Cheban.


In a video posted on her website, Kardashian complained about her swollen joints, “double chin” and “these lips” (which I thought were fake, but are the result of being preggo?).


“Ugh these fat hands, my ring doesn’t even fit,” Kardashian whined (let the girl whine, I say).


“I am so tired you guys, I don’t know what’s wrong with me.”


Cheban told his friend to give herself a break.  


“You deserve to be tired because you don’t stop.”


Kardashian went on to tell a cute story about her kid.


“I woke up at 4 in the morning you guys because North was like mommy come sleep with me – I think she really knows – so went in her room at 4 am and I feel asleep right with her.”


Talk turned to the swelling of Kardashian’s pregnant body.


“I have flip flops on and they almost don’t fit me,” Kardashian explained.  “If I could even lift my foot up I would show you guys. They look so ugly!”


The miracle of life is a beautiful thing.