Bill Cosby told us a very long time ago:
Kids say the darndest things. (We"re very sorry for that Bill Cosby reference. It won"t happen again. He just hosted a program many years ago by that name, that"s all.)
For example, little girls sometimes want to sell their brothers for $ 54 in order to purchase a toy owl for themselves.
For another example, children sometimes get words mixed up or sounds mixed up. They"re young. They haven"t exactly perfected this whole language thing yet.
It"s not their fault, of course, but it does result in some pretty hilarious videos.
Such as the one we"ve shared below. Which features a small child knocking on the door of a neighbor and posing a seemingly simple question to him:
Can I pet your titties?
Wait… what? Excuse you?
Can I pet your titties, the child asks again.
But then the camera pans inside the doorway a bit and we see that the child is just referring to a couple cats. He"s not interesting in getting to second base with the man or with the man"s wife or anything.
He just wants to show some affection for the man"s KITTIES, that"s all. His kitties, not his titties.
It"s an easy mistake for a little boy to make, but let"s just hope (for his sake) that he finds a way to correct it later on in life.
He"ll be in for some major embarrassment and a few awkward situations otherwise.
