Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Seth Rogen: I Have a Bigger Penis Than Justin Bieber!

Seth Rogen may have just reignited his beef with Justin Bieber.


Last week, the actor appeared on Ellen, taking responsibility for cursing off Bieber on multiple occasions last year and even hugging it out with the singer in front of a studio audience.



So, why might all not be well between the stars after all?


Because of what Rogen said while speaking to Howard Stern on the radio Tuesday morning.


“I was hard on Justin Bieber… and he was ultimately incredibly cool about it,” Rogen said at first, referencing the time he called Bieber an obnoxious piece of sh-t.


“He never attacked me back, and he literally has an army of crazy little motherf-ckers that he could have sicced on me.”


Then, the topic of that infamous Justin Bieber naked photo came up.


“I did see his [penis],” Rogen confessed.


What did he think of Bieber’s unit?


“It’s not bad, but it made me feel good about my [penis] because everyone’s like, ‘This guy has a huge [penis],’ and I was like, ‘To his scale, it’s an OK size. It was a pretty good size."”


Rogen then continued with his analysis:


“His frame is so small, if you took off my [penis] and put it on his body, pound for pound, it might be bigger.”


Thanks, Seth. That image won’t haunt our dreams forever and ever or anything.


Rogen did end the segment by making light of both himself and this awkward situation at least, telling Stern:


“My balls are saggier.”


And there’s another image we’ll never be able to get out of our heads.