Thursday, December 3, 2015

Kim Kardashian: I Feel "Fat as F-ck!"

This (not) just in: Kim Kardashian is not a fan of this whole pregnancy thing.


In her latest official website blog entry, the 35-year old reality star laments how she’s grown to be “the size of a pumpkin,” going on to throw herself one heck of a pity party.




“I’m feeling fat as f—. My cankles are out of control,” Kardashian writes, adding that she’s “craving Lay’s Barbecue potato chips.”


Kim and Kanye West, of course, are expecting a boy.


He was originally due on Christmas Day, but Kim has suffered through a few complications (including the fetus being breach until a painful procedure recently corrected him) and Kanye now says his son will be born any day in the near future.


Kardashian has also been very open of late regarding just how over being pregnant she is.


She’s whined about her swollen feet and how hard she’s trying to work while knocked up and, in general, how expecting a child is just awful.


Some critics out there are hating on Kardashian for complaining about the miracle of life and the small price one must pay of gaining some weight for a few months in order to create a person.


They’re also already groaning over all the times going forward that she’ll talk about getting her bikini body back. Barf!


Some fans out there, conversely, are applauding Kim for her honest approach to life and pregnancy.


At The Hollywood Gossip, meanwhile? We just want to know one thing and one thing only:


WHAT WILL KIM AND KANYE NAME THEIR BABY?!?!?