Kylie Jenner has been baring a lot of skin on Instagram lately.
We know what you’re thinking: “Oh, is water also wet? What other mind-blowing newflashes ya got for me, THG?” But seriously, she’s been showing a lot of skin lately even by Kylie standards:
KJ kicked off the week showing the world her nipples in an Instagram post designed to promote her latest lip kit shade.
The next day Kylie took her top off as further evidence that she doesn’t quite understand the many differences between marketing a cosmetics line and just showing your boobs.
Now, she’s given us the above bikini-shower selfie combo, and frankly, we don’t know what to think.
Obviously, we’ve seen Kylie in a bikini before…
(In fact, we barely recognize her when she’s fully clothed.)
…And the shower selfie is a tried and true Instagram staple.
(Don’t you people worry about your phones getting wet?!)
But rarely have we seen the bikini pic and the shower selfie combined in such a perplexing fashion.
Like when Joyce published Ulysses or Dylan went electric, Kylie’s latest innovation has confounded critics and left fans with a slew of unanswered questions:
“Does she always shower in a bikini?”
“Does said bikini always match her bathroom decor?”
“Why is there nothing but a couple tiny slivers of soap on her shower shelf? Where is she showering, a state park?!”
Sadly, these mysteries may remain unsolved and continue to puzzle mankind for generations to come.
But hey, at least we have Kylie’s boobs to look at while we figure it out.
