Monday, June 13, 2016

Kylie Jenner Butt Selfie Rekindles Plastic Surgery Rumors, Brings Us Joy

We can safely say by now that Kylie Jenner is many things.


We can also say that subtlety is not one of those things.



The caption of the above Instagram shot? “Ernie.”


That would be the 18-year-old’s dog. He is cute.


Yet somehow, we’re drawn to certain other aspects of the image. It’s hard to put our finger on why, but it feels like Ernie isn’t the point.


Call us cynical, but we’re going to go out on a real limb here and posit that the puppy plus ass over puppy plus face choice was deliberate.


When she busts out the jorts, all bets are off.


Well, except any bets placed on whether or not Kylie Jenner, the queen of Instagram, has had plastic surgery on that enviable backside. 


Those bets would be rather entertaining indeed


Based on the evidence above, we would still be hesitant to declare with any sort of confidence that she had any sort of work done there.


Sure, that eye-popping booty is flat out ridiculous these days. Sure, she’s got a figure that would stop traffic and make Kim K. jealous.


No one is disputing that. Just look at her, people. 


But we can’t let a pre-ripped section of overpriced designer jean shorts cloud our judgment just because they flaunt some nice cheek.


Her ass is magnificent, but if you take away the fact that it’s Kylie, would anyone look at that photo and assume it was anything but natural?


If we’re being honest with ourselves, probably not.


The also-recurring Kylie Jenner boob job rumors, on the other hand, are totally true. Maybe. Possibly. Seriously, her body is full-on insane.


One thing we can say with certainty is that Kylie is no Amina Blue … in a good way. Seriously, Tyga. Major downgrade there, you douche.


Demi Rose on the other hand? Tougher call. Just saying.


Check out some of Kylie’s raciest pictures in history in the gallery below, and try not to drool too aggressively at your phone or laptop.


At least not in public places. Down boy.