Ariel Winter has been an actress on Modern Family for seven seasons, but it’s her social media presence that’s made her a known entity in certain corners of the Internet:
Normally, this would be the part where we’d make a joke about how she owes her popularity to two things:
Her fashion sense and her witty captions!
Instead, we’ll just cut right to the chase and point out that Ariel has giant boobs.
The good news is that her curvaceous form has made Ariel an Instagram sensation.
The bad news is that we’re guessing an unsettling percentage of her followers are sweaty middle-aged guys in basement apartments.
Anyway, it’s best not to think about those heavy-breathing comb-over aficionados when admiring Ariel’s latest selfie.
Let us instead focus on what really matters: boobs.
Actually, let’s change things up a bit.
Sure, she has huge boobs, but as this pic highlights, Ariel also has a tiny waist that gives her the approximate proportions of a Barbie doll come to life.
This pic has racked up over 65,000 likes in the 24 hours since she posted it, but we’re guessing more than a few hundred people have read Ariel’s brief caption:
“Schoolin’ your ass like the 101 #movie #fitting” she wrote.
She tagged the pic in Knoxville, Tennessee.
We can assume that’s an outfit she’ll be wearing in a movie in which she probably play some sexy Southern belle.
Will the role help her make the jump from small screen to big?
Will go from being a favorite of pasty Internet pervs to a household name?
Tune in next time for more Ramblings and Rhetorical Questions About Ariel Winter’s Huge Boobs.
