Maxine Cocks is a woman who lives up to her name.
And then some!
A 42-year old resident of England, Cocks is a mother of five who has been arrested 10 times.
Her story has now gone viral after she was caught in a parked car, passed out near a roundabout with a punctured tire in Herne Bay, Kent.
Construction workers in the area grew concerned about a safety hazard created by this parked car, so they approached it and found Cocks inside…
… with a man she had just slept with and passed out!
Police were alerted to the situation and responded by taking Cocks and her lover to a local pub to decompress.
(Note to readers: if you get in trouble with the law, try to do it in England. Officers apparently respond by taking you to get wasted!)
While Cocks and her unnamed boy toy were at this restaurant, an employee had her purse stolen, and Cocks was later discovered with the victim’s driver’s license in her possession.
From there, Cocks and her man hopped on a train to Ramsgate, Kent where they went to a park.
And had sexual intercourse in public. With a young child nearby.
Cocks was arrested for the lewd incident, with Prosecutor Simon Taylor explaining in Canterbury Crown Court on Monday what allegedly went down:
Cocks was seen taking off her top by a member of public, exposing her breasts.
The member of the public also saw her fall over a couple of times and then have sex with her partner in full view of the public, including a three year old child.
Passers-by were also heard shouting that the couple were sick.
Let’s all just take a minute and let that sink in, shall we?
Way back in 2010, Cocks was arrested for making homophobic and racist remarks aboard an airplane. She avoided jail at the time because her lawyer blamed the meltdown on her “drug addiction.”
But many ridiculous law-breaking situations later, Cocks is now in prison … which may not be the worst thing given her track record.
