It’s DEFCON 1 over in Calabasas, and the Kardashians are mustering all their forces for what’s turning out be the family’s biggest feud in recent memory.
In case you somehow missed it, the whole thing started with Kanye West’s song “Famous”, in which the rapper made reference to having sex with Taylor Swift and took credit for making her a household name (as a result of the now-infamous VMA interruption incident).
Last night’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians showed the run-up and fallout from the controversial video that accompanied the song.
As you may remember, the clip prominently featured a naked Taylor Swift (or rather, a wax figure that looked an awful lot like a naked Taylor Swift).
Shortly thereafter (We promise we’ll get to the latest developments soon. This thing is like the Game of Thrones of celebrity feuds.), Kim posted video evidence of Kanye talking to Kim about the song before its release, as a means of showing the world the singer approved of the offending lines before they were recorded.
Taylor responded with an online statement claiming that she did not approve of being referred to as “that bitch” in the lyrics.
Suffice it to say, there’s a whole lot of pettiness going on amongst some of the celebrity world’s most famous figures.
Not surprisingly, other stars have called on all involved to just chill, including actress Chloe Grace Moretz, who posted the following tweet:
“‘Everyone in this industry needs to get their heads out of a hole and look around to realize what’s ACTUALLY happening in the REAL world.
“Stop wasting your voice on something so petulant and unimportant.”
Wise words from a 19-year old who seems to have a better grip on the situation than any of the non-teens involved.
But she’s dealing with the Kardashians, so naturally, they responded with revenge porn:
Khloe Kardashian posted the photo above last night, along with a caption reading:
“Is this the a hole you’re referring to @ChloeGMoretz ???”
Yes, Khloe decided the way to handle this situation was with candid photos of naked teens.
Needless to say, she was wrong.
Fortunately, Mrs. Moretz wasted no time in pointing out exactly how wrong:
“Fact check: the first photo is me filming my movie Neighbors 2, the second is some girl who was wrongfully photographed.”
And like that, the War of the K/Chloes came to an end.
Final score: Kardashian 0, Moretz 1,794,987
