As you may already know, Courtney Stodden is pregnant.
However, some folks, including Courtney’s own mother, believe she’s faking the whole thing as a publicity stunt. Seems like a lot of trouble for a few tabloid headlines, but it’s possible, right?
Or maybe not.
Courtney posted the above photo over the weekend to prove that:
1. She loves her country, and
2. She is definitely sporting the beginnings of a baby bump.
Courtney loves nudity, and it’s nice to see she’s found ways to use her nakedness to prove the haters wrong.
However, it seems that at this point nothing short of Courtney going into labor on national television would be taken as sufficient evidence that she’s not pulling a Beyonce.
Recent pap photos show Court doing some maternity shopping while sporting a very noticeable belly, but conspiracy theorists remain convinced that as soon as she gets home, Stodden unstraps her prosthetic bump, a la Julia Louis-Dreyfus’ character on Arrested Development.
Sounds ridiculous, but when you think about it, it seems impossible that no Hollywood starlet has ever faked a pregnancy, and yet no one has ever been caught in the act.
Hard to believe, but it must be easier than faking your age, which is something that actors, singers, and whatever the hell Courtney is get busted doing all the time.
Look, at the end of the day, you can put us squarely in the “Courtney is definitely pregnant” camp.
But who knows?
Maybe she really is faking the whole thing.
Now, that we think about it, we’re not totally sure she isn’t responsible for the JFK assassination and the faking of the moon landing.
The truth is out there, people – and it may take the form of a naked selfie.