Kate Upton Performs as Britney Spears, Inspires Nostalgic Erections

Kate Upton appears on Spike TV"s Lip Sync Battle this week, and from what we"ve seen, there are few words that can describe her performance:

Boob-tacular. Booberiffic. Boob-tastic.

You get the idea.

Kate Upton has giant boobs, and she"s not afraid to put them to good use.

So when we first learned that Kate would be appearing on Lip Sync Battle, we imagined it would be a jiggly affair.

But we had no idea what was in store …

Kate decided to take the opportunity to pay tribute to pop goddess Britney Spears, who these days appears to have achieved full-blown icon status at the age of 35.

Obviously, Kate had many Britney personas to choose from:

She could"ve come out draped in a snake, dressed in a form-fitting flight attendant"s uniform, or dragging a bloated Kevin Federline on her coattails.

Hell, she could"ve shaved her head and come out swinging an umbrella!

The possibilities are endless.

Fortunately for us, Kate decided to go old-school. Literally.

She squeezed into a school uniform that"s almost certainly fraught with dress code violations in order to bounce around to the tune of Brit"s first hit, "… Baby One More Time."

The effect is so stunning you may not even notice that Ricky Martin is in the background not wearing any pants.

Seriously, though, what the hell happened to Ricky"s pants?

At this rate, the next season of Lip Sync Battle will be on Cinemax at 3 am.

Check out a preview of Kate"s performance in the clip below:

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For Britney Spears, Hard Work, Bitch Pays Off in Hawaii (PHOTO GALLERY)

Britney Spears’ tan in Kauai is lookin’ like the rest of her body … red hot and damn fine! Brit’s currently on break from her Las Vegas show, which involves a lot of dancing. She does a ton of yoga too and all that hard work is speaking for…

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Britney Spears Rocks Hard Abs and Bikini in Hawaii (PHOTO GALLERY)

Britney Spears is Spring Breakin’ in Hawaii and the 35-year-old mom of 2 is as ripped as any college chick out there. On the heels of announcing her “Piece of Me” residency in Vegas will end in December … Brit hit the beach on the Big Island…

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Britney Spears Makes "Bachelorette" Star Josh Murray Her Dance Slave (VIDEO)

Britney Spears might be taken but that’s not stopping her from picking famous, freshly single bachelors out of the crowd at her Las Vegas show. “Bachelor in Paradise” star Josh Murray, who also won Andi Dorfman’s ‘Bachelorette’ season,…

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Britney Spears Concert Delays Israeli Election

Britney Spears did it again … her concert has delayed an election in Israel. The Israeli Labor Party has reportedly postponed its primary election from July 3 to July 4 since Brit’s rolling into Tel Aviv the same day. In a statement, the election…

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Heather Morris" Britney Spears Dancing With the Stars Tribute: Watch!

Heather Morris channeled Britney Spears last night on Week 3 of Dancing With the Stars, a familiar role for the one-time Glee cast member.

She did a fair amount of that impersonation back in the day.

Morris spent six seasons channeling Britney Spears on Glee, but the former Beyonce backup dancer was nervous to bring her back.

Performing a tango to the pop star"s “Toxic” Monday, she made sure of her survival as the Dancing with the Stars results were announced.

Heather described the experience as such:

“I’m here to show my fans – and the rest of the world – more about who Heather really is and, to me, this seems like a step back in time."

That doesn"t mean it was easy, though.

Morris was admittedly anxious, but “I think once we got on stage and did it, it felt so much more powerful and specific to what we were doing."

There was also the Maks factor involved.

Pro Alan Bernsten was forced to become Morris’ temporary partner for the week as Maksim Chmerkovskiy recovers from a calf injury. 

“The key was really just focusing on each other," Bernsten said, "as opposed to everything that was happening in the ballroom."

While the Spears influence on the routine is obvious, they tried to really harness the power of the tango as opposed to Britney.”

“Yeah, we used Britney’s essence, but it was all about the dancing and making Heather shine,” he said, and there"s no doubt he succeeded.

Heather, who is rumored to be feuding with Nancy Kerrigan, another top contender this season, earned her place near the top of the scoreboard.

Making Morris feel even more confident?

Former Glee co-star Naya Rivera supporting her in the audience, where Morris says she was more excited about the routine than anyone.

“She was, like, so fangirling before this whole thing."

"She was, like, ‘Oh my God! I’m obsessed!"

"This is my favorite! I love it!"” said Morris.

“We come from a completely different world with Naya and Kevin [McHale] and all of them, but they are so supportive," she went on.

Kevin, also a former Glee co-star, "is so stoked to come watch the show. It’s fun to bring them into this world.”

While some believe Morris on Dancing with the Stars is unfair, given her background, she certainly keeps you glued to the screen:

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Britney Spears Sex Tape: Actually on the Way?!

While many of her contemporaries have starred in homemade skin flicks, Britney Spears managed to avoid the sex tape craze of the late ’00s.

(Brit showed an awful lot of bare flesh when she shaved her head, but that was an art film, not a porn, thankyouverymuch.)

These days, Britney has a lucrative Vegas residency keeping her at home, and she’s living a life of (relatively) quiet domestic contentment, but thanks to the Internet, all our wild days aren’t nearly as far behind us as we’d like to think.

According to Radar Online a Britney sex tape is currently being shopped around by an anonymous seller/

The footage, which Radar claims to have viewed and decided not to publish, reportedly shows Britney nude and smoking a joint while “gyrating on top of a secret lover.”

Smoking a joint while having sex?

We’re assuming this was at the height of her “f–k you, dad and Disney!” phase.

Not surprisingly, sources say Spears “is horrified this is happening to her after everything that she’s been through.”

“She’s totally mortified and not coping well at all,” adds one insider.

Though her legacy seems pretty well cemented at this point, Britney reportedly fears that the emergence of a sex tape could undo much of what she’s worked for:

“Every time she thinks she’s finally put the past to bed, something comes back to haunt her,” the insider says.

“A seedy sex tape is more than she can handle right now.”

We like to picture a harried Brit setting down a bag of groceries, instructing her kids to wash up for dinner, then looking at her phone and being all, “Dammit, not a seedy sex tape.”

But in all seriousness, we can imagine her frustration.

Britney is currently dating Sam Ashgari, and those closest to the pop icon say that she feels she’s finally found the contentment and stability she’s been seeking since her teen years.

Last month, the god-awful Lifetime biopic Britney Ever After claimed the singer made a sex tape at the height of her fame, but like a Twitter-addicted president, no one took it seriously.

The fact that the dumbest biopic Lifetime has ever hacked up might soon be proven factually accurate could be the worst part of this whole thing.

Just kidding, the worst part is the galling and terrifying invasion of privacy.

Never change, Hollywood bottom-feeders!

View Slideshow: 21 Hottest Britney Spears Photos of ALL TIME

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Flight Attendant Makes Like Britney, Recreates "Toxic" Video

It"s Britney, bitch?

More like… it"s Assraf Nasir, bitch!

In a viral video that has been viewed on Instagram over 263,000 times, this AirAsia flight attendant makes like Britney Spears in this music video for "Toxic," slithering up and won the aisles of a plane just like the pop star back in 2003.

He dances around. He lip-syncs to the track. And he"s earned the appreciation of AirAsia CEO Tony Fernandes in the process.

"Classic," Fernandes captioned the video on his own Instagram account, adding:

"The talent in Airasia never fails to amaze me. @assrafnasir is the best. Love it that staff can just have fun and be themselves."

Where did this idea come from for Nasir?

He spoke to The Huffington Post about the video shortly after it blew up on the Internet.

"I used to be a performing arts teacher before I became a flight attendant and dance has always been my passion," he explains.

"Once a dancer, always a dancer. The video was meant to be for some close friends and I didn’t expect it would go viral and receive such an overwhelming response, but I guess when you work for a fun company, fun is never far away."

Someone give this man a raise!

Or… someone give this man a different job!

His talents seem to be wasted in his current capacity, don"t you think?

Watch the "Toxic" re-creation below and we think you"ll agree:

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Britney Spears Flaunts INSANE Body in Workout Pics

With so much going on in the world today, you may have missed the recent milestone anniversary of one of the defining events of our generation.

We’re talking, of course, about the day that Britney Spears shaved her head.

It was February 2007 when Spears decided to go the start sporting the Mr. Clean look, and while both Brit and her fans are able to have a laugh about it these days, at the time, it was taken as a troubling sign of things to come.

Many believed Spears was stuck in a downward spiral from which she would never recover.

Fortunately, these days we can see that the naysayers were as off-base as the pundits who predicted Donald Trump would be back back in Midtown Manhattan, ranting into a tack, gold-veined mirror by now.

Britney rebounded from her meltdown in epic fashion, and these days, she’s enjoying the sort of career longevity and living legend status that most pop stars only dream of.

Britney has a Vegas residency that’s bringing in some of the biggest bucks of her career.

She’s dating Sam Ashgari, and friends say she’s convinced he’s “the one.”

 

(Of course, she also thought that about Kevin Federline and a whole host of other d-bags, but the less said about that, the better.)

But the Britney achievement that’s earning the most attention these days is the the fact that at 34, after having given birth to two kids, the singer appears to be in the best shape of her life.

As you can imagine based on the pics above, Britney has inspired many a #FitnessGoals comment on her recent photos.

She also offered fans a glimpse of her workout routine with this Instagram video:

Britney Spears Workout Video

Now, it’s easy to look at celebs who are in flawless shape and think, Hey, it’s their job to stay in shape! If I could afford a trainer, nutritionist, personal assistant, etc., I would have six-pack abs, too!

We don’t want to rain on your parade (especially since we use those excuses ourselves on a daily basis) but Brit recently opened up about her fitness regimen, and it seems it’s not particularly time-consuming:

“I like my workouts to be effective in a short amount of time,” she told People magazine.

“I start with 20 minutes of intense cardio — usually running — move on to light free weights; body-weight exercises such as push-ups, squats and situps; then finish it off with a stretch.”

So maybe it’s genetic?

Maybe it has something to do with the fact that her job involves running around on a hot stage while rocking 40 pounds of sequins?

We may never know for sure.

For now, we’re just happy to have Britney looking healthy and sporting a full head of hair. 

View Slideshow: 21 Hottest Britney Spears Photos of ALL TIME

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Britney Ever After: Stars, Internet React!

Lifetime"s unauthorized movies tend to get a lot of attention for all the wrong reasons. 

Britney Ever After was no different, and the internet reacted in shock and anger towards the production which sensationalized the life of Britney Spears and her widely publicized fall from grace. 

There were a lot of reactions from viewers about just how dumb the whole movie was, and we have rounded up some of the best ones for you. 

Scroll down to find out what everyone had to say…

1. What Is This Trash?

Sarah Michelle Gellar wound up watching the movie and was not impressed.

2. Britney Hates It

Snooki seemed to think that Britney hated the movie.

3. Alaska Gets It Right

Ru Paul’s Drag Race star, Alaska picked up on a huge flaw in the movie.

4. LOL

Pete Wentz is using the movie to benchmark himself against.

5. It’s Not Right

Tyler Oakley agrees that this movie should never have made the air.

6. Lawsuit Time

Will Britney really sue Lifetime for their failed attempt at capturing her life?

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Britney Spears Meltdown Anniversary: Where Does It Rank?

Being a celebrity comes with a great number of benefits – but with it comes a great deal of pressure as well.

Some handle it with aplomb, but others have a harder time dealing and just go off the deep end.

Here is a list of stars who cracked under pressure, highlighted by the Britney Spears Meltdown that will be discussed for decades to come.

 

1. Britney Spears

Britney shocked the world in 2007 when she went into a salon and shaved her head completely bald. Word has is the hairdresser refused to do it, so she grabbed the clippers and did it herself. This was the culmination of a long-gestating mental breakdown.

2. Charlie Sheen

You could almost say Charlie Sheen’s entire adult life is a meltdown, but he peaked in 2011 when he declared himself a “warlock” with “tiger’s blood” who was totally “winning.” He wound up cussing out producers on his show Two and a Half Men, which led to his dismissal.

3. Kanye West

Kanye West’s rants are stuff for the ages, but his Twitter tirades in 2016 led friends to suggest he needed mental counseling. After going off on Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose, Kanye declared himself $ 53 million in debt and asked Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg for a loan. Shortly afterwards, he threw a widely publicized tantrum backstage during an appearance on Saturday Night Live.

4. Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes alarmed fans by engaging in deeply erratic behavior starting in 2010, insulting other celebs on Twitter and announcing her retirement from acting. She was arrested after throwing a bong out the window of her New York City apartment and her mental health was questioned. Her mother finally assumed conservatorship over Bynes when she was placed on a 5150 hold.

5. Mel Gibson

After Mel Gibson was arrested for drunk driving in 2006, the actor unleashed a slew of antisemitic statements against Jews and called a police officer “sugar tits.” Later, Gibson’s ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva released tapes in which he admits to abusing her and makes a number of sexist statements, racial slurs and even death threats against her.

6. Tila Tequila

Tila Tequila is another celeb whose mental health has been a concern, particularly in 2016 when she posted bizarre tweets claiming the earth was flat and that she had an alien brain. At one point, she begged for rent money on the social media platform – and actually got it.

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Britney Spears to Katy Perry: Suck on This Bible Verse!

Britney Spears has fired back at Katy Perry once again.

At least we’d like to think that’s the case.

On Sunday night, on the red carpet prior to the Grammy Awards, Perry made multiple references to Britney’s 2007 nervous breakdown, which included the time Spears shaved her own head.

When asked by Ryan Seacrest why she took a musical hiatus in 2016, Perry replied:

“It’s called taking care of your mental health… I haven’t shaved my head yet.”

She made a similar comment in an interview with CBS, saying of her new platinum blonde hair color:

“It’s like the last color in the spectrum that I can do. I’ve done all of them and the only thing left to do is shave my head, which I’m really saving for a public breakdown.”

Weird and random, right?

Perry and Spears collaborated on a song back in 2013 and have always been cordial with each other.

Check out the clip below of Perry throwing a bit of shade in Britney’s direction and you’ll understand why fans were angry at Katy:

Katy Perry Shades Britney Spears

Britney appeared to shrug off the comment on Instagram, however.

She did not join the #KatyPerryIsOverParty that started trending on Twitter, choosing instead to take the high, bikini-clad road.

Sharing the following photo of herself soaking of a lot of sun while on vacation in Malibu, Spears wrote as a caption:

“Chasing the dream.”

Was this a way of proving to Perry that she didn’t care one bit about her diss? Or was Britney not even aware that Katy said anything about her?

We can’t say for certain, of course, but Britney did go ahead and add a new Instagram entry on Tuesday.

The 35-year old uploaded a photo of hands held in the shape of a heart in front a gorgeous sunset, accompanied by the following bible verse:

“Her mouth speaks from that which fills her heart. Luke 6:45.”

This time, it seems pretty hard to believe that Spears isn’t making a direct reference to Perry, right?

Aside from Spears mentioning a female, her mouth and how it speaks, keep this in mind: Perry’s parents are preachers.

The artist is not very close to either her mom or dad, with the latter actually asking folks to pray for his daughter back in July.

“I want you to pray for my daughter,” Keith Perry several months ago. “Don’t judge her, pray for her.”

We’re confident in saying that’s exactly what Britney is doing here.

And we’re not alone in that assessment.

“@britneyspears holy queen of bible verses. yassss. Smite her!” one fan wrote in response to the Luke 6:45 quote, while another added:

“katy perry won’t be needing to shave her head now ‘cause Britney just snatched every single follicle.”

Perry, of course, has famously feuded with Taylor Swift for many years, although most people are on Team Katy when it comes to this rivalry.

But further investigation in this case reveals that Perry has referenced Britney’s head-shaving numerous times over the years.

View Slideshow: 13 Craziest Things Britney Spears Has Ever Done

“My first record didn’t take off until I was 23, so I was perhaps in a different headspace to someone who became successful at a younger age,” she said in a 2010 radio interview, adding back then:

“If you’re starting at 14 or 15 your maturity hasn’t fully evolved. I’m not going to say I won’t mess up, because someday I might want to shave my head. But not today because I’ll get sunburn! I’m lucky because I have a great support system.”

Perry also cited Britney’s head-shaving incident in a 2015 cover story interview with Elle magazine… and again on Twitter in February 2015.

Weird.

We think an apology is in order from Perry. Do you agree?

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Britney Spears" Valentine"s Weekend Getaway with New BF (PHOTO GALLERY)

Britney Spears and bf Sam Asghari had an early Valentine’s Day celebration … chilling in a seaside Malibu villa worth $ 30 million! The 5 bedroom, 6 bath palace has amazing ocean views, which Brit’s been enjoying since she wrapped her…

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Britney Spears Responds to Katy Perry Diss, Doesn"t Seem Too Concerned

On the red carpet of the 2017 Grammy Awards on Sunday night, Katy Perry threw some shade at Britney Spears.

And Britney has now responded by lounging around in some sun.

Prior to the ceremony in Los Angeles, Perry was asked by Ryan Seacrest about her hiatus from music, seeing as she only released one song in 2016 and that was in honor of the Summer Olympics.

“It’s called taking care of your mental health,” Perry replied, adding: “I haven’t shaved my head yet.”

This was an obvious reference to Britney and the time in 2007 when, as the culmination of an ongoing mental breakdown, the singer smashed a car with an umbrella after shaving her own head.

Did Perry mean any harm by the quip? Probably not.

She was probably just trying to be funny. She likely didn’t give the line much thought. It just popped into her brain.

But social media took notice and slammed Perry hard for dragging up Britney’s unfortunate past, especially in light of how far she has come in the decade since.

Take a look here at what Perry said and the way in which she said it:

Katy Perry Shades Britney Spears

Perry – who actually wrote Britney’s’ 2013 single “Passenger” for the artist’s eighth studio album – later made the same comment during a live red carpet interview with CBS.

“It’s like the last color in the spectrum that I can do,” she said to CBS. “I’ve done all of them and the only thing left to do is shave my head, which I’m really saving for a public breakdown.”

In reply, the Britney Army to create the hashtag #KatyPerryIsOverParty, which quickly trended on Twitter.

But while her fans may have been peeved over Perry’s lame joke, Britney herself didn’t seem too bothered by what was said.

On Monday morning, Britney shared the following photo online.

“Chasing the Dream,” she captioned this long-range snapshot, which features Spears lying on her back and enjoying a few rays.

There’s no better revenge than simply proving you are unaffected by someone’s comments.

Spears and Perry have never been especially close, but, as mentioned above, they have worked together in the past.

Around the same time as when Perry penned that single for Britney, Spears said of her fellow singer:

“I’m a huge fan of hers. I think she’s an amazing vocalist and has a beautiful voice.”

Spears, meanwhile, was not nominated for any Grammy Awards this year nor did she event attend the ceremony.

But Perry was on hand, performing her new single for the first time live.

What do you think of the track and of the message Perry sent at the end of it?

Katy Perry Makes Political Statement with New Single at 2017 Grammys

Perry is yet to respond to the backlash over her Britney diss.

It would seem like an easy thing for her to make a quick statement apologizing and saying she was just trying to be funny.

Unless Perry really is mad at Britney for some reason and a legitimate feud is on the horizon.

What? We can dream, can’t we?

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Britney Spears Thanks Fans for Prayers, Provides Update on Niece

Britney Spears is here to thank you and also to inform you.

The iconic singer took a moment on Instagram last night to provide fans with an update on her niece, and also to show her appreciation for all the support they have offered over the past few days.

As previously reported, Maddie Aldridge, the eight-year old daughter of Britney’s sister, was involved in a serious accident this past Sunday afternoon.

The little girl was driving around her family’s property in Louisiana on a child’s ATV vehicle when she turned to avoid a drainage ditch.

The ATV then flipped over and landed in a pond, with Maddie strapped in and facing down.

According to the police report, mother Jamie Lynn Spears and her husband rushed to save their only child, but were unable to dislodge Maddie from her seatbelt.

Fortunately, paramedics quickly arrived, broke Maddie free, performed CPR and transported her to a local hospital.

Initial reports seemed dire.

Maddie was unconscious at the scene and placed under serious but critical condition.

Both Britney’s father and then Britney herself asks everyone to please send along thoughts and prayers for their grandchild and niece, respectively.

“All I can say is pray for our baby Maddie,” Jamie Spears told Entertainment Tonight on Monday, while Britney later added:

“Need all the wishes and prayers for my niece.”

Finally, on Wednesday, the family relayed positive news to all who have been closely following this sad ordeal. 

A Spears’ rep confirmed to People Magazine that Maddie has regained consciousness and was even talking to her parents.

“She is aware of her surroundings and recognizes those family members who have kept a round-the-clock vigil since the accident,” said the rep, adding:

“Maddie continues to receive oxygen and is being monitored closely but it appears that she has not suffered any neurological consequences from the accident.”

Jamie Lynn’s husband also provided the following update on social media:

“Thank you everyone for the prayers. Maddie is doing better and better. Thank y’all so much,” Jamie Watson wrote alongside a picture on Instagram of a shirt that read “believe in miracles.”

And now Britney has gone ahead and shared the note below on her Instagram page:

“We are so grateful to share that Maddie is making progress. Thank you all for sending thoughts and prayers our way. Let’s all keep praying,” it reads.

Thank goodness, right?!?

Jamie Lynn gave birth to little Maddie back in 2008, at just 16 years old.

She then more or less left the spotlight in order to focus on motherhood, often remarking over the years how worthwhile this journey has been.

Maddie was reportedly trapped underwater for two minutes as Jamie Lynn and Watson tried to rescue her before paramedics arrived.

So she may still need awhile before she is fully recovered.

But this is great news for now, a giant relief for all of us who have been concerned about the child’s well-being.

We’ll continue to keep her in our thoughts.

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Britney Spears Speaks on Niece, Asks Fans to Pray

Britney Spears has spoken out for the first time since her niece got badly injured in an ATV accident.

Over the weekend, Maddie Aldridge, the eight-year old daughter of Jamie Lynn Spears, was involved in a very serious crash while on board one of these off-road vehicles.

According to initial reports, Maddie was submerged under water for several minutes as a result of the incident.

She lost consciousness and was air-lifted to a local hospital in Louisiana.

TMZ had claimed at first that Maddie was on her way back from a hunting expedition at the time, but new information alleges that the little girl was actually driving her own ATV.

She was gifted a vehicle known as a Polaris RZR 170 for her seventh birthday by her mom and sources say she was playing around in it when the accident occurred.

Jamie Lynn was on the scene and frantically tried to unfasten her daughter’s seatbelt after the ATV flipped over and landed a pond.

Paramedics arrived and successfully freed Maddie from her restraints.

She is currently in stable but critical condition.

This discrepancy is likely what a rep for the family was referring to when he released the following statement:

“The details the media are reporting surrounding the incident regarding Jamie Lynn’s daughter Maddie are incorrect.

“Right now the Spears family asks that everyone respect their privacy during this time and appreciates all the prayers and support for their family.”

On Monday, Jamie Lynn and Britney’s dad didn’t offer any new details when speaking to Entertainment Tonight.

“All I can say is pray for our baby Maddie,” Jamie Spears simply said.

And now Britney is saying basically the same thing.

Along with the following photo of adorable Maddie, Britney penned a caption on Instagram that included a heart emoji and read:

“Need all the wishes and prayers for my niece.”

People Magazine writes that the ATV accident took place around 3 p.m. on Sunday and that Britney has flown to be with her family in Louisiana.

The police confirm that the crash took place on Jamie Lynn’s property and that her husband, Jamie Watson, also tried to rescue Maddie from the pond.

After steering the vehicle to avoid running over a nearby drainage ditch, the young girl took a hard right and “overcorrected, causing the ATV to enter the pond,” states the police report, which adds:

“The ATV and child were instantly submerged in the water right before their eyes.”

Continues the report:

“Within seconds the child’s mother, stepfather and other family members reached the pond, dove in and attempted to rescue the child to no avai.

“The child was trapped and secured by the seatbelt and the ATV’s safety netting.

“Within two minutes, Acadian Ambulance Services arrived and assisted in freeing the child from the cold waters.”

It concludes:

“This is an extremely tragic accident. The Tangipahoa Parish Sheriff’s Office is asking you to keep this family in your constant prayers as they try to cope with this horrible incident.

“We ask that you respect their privacy during this time of need.”

Please join us in doing so.

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Britney Spears Has Vegas Nip Slip (VIDEO)

Britney Spears revealed herself to fans in Vegas when her leotard shifted around her chest … but powered through it like a champ. The nip slip went down Wednesday night at Planet Hollywood, where she made a hard right turn during a strut ……

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Britney Spears Nearly Shows Us Her Vagina

Did Britney Spears just send a message to Sam Ashgari?

A pointed, sexy, extremely revealing message to Sam Ashgari, we should say?

Amidst rumors that Ashgari is crazy enough to cheat on Spears, the singer has released what she calls her “first selfie in awhile.”

And this is an accurate, empirical statement.

This would also be an accurate, empirical statement:

What follows is the most sultry, seductive and downright jaw-dropping selfie Spears has posed for in awhile.

We say this even though it features the artist making a silly face, sticking her tongue out and rocking a pretty wild hairstyle.

But it also features Britney wearing a top that barely covers her breasts, while exposing her sleek stomach for the world to see and while also nearly exposing her vagina.

It’s true.

Look how low she has pulled her pants down for this picture!

Giving followers a clear glimpse at her pair of risqué tattoos on her pelvis, Spears is coming oh-so-very-close to NC-17 rated status here.

Taking after Kylie Jenner, she snapped the selfie into a bathroom mirror, also giving fans a look at very nice surroundings in what we presume is her very large mansion.

But few supporters out there will be focused on the nice tiling and carpet.

Instead, they’ll be looking at a certain body part of Britney’s that does NOT appear to have a carpet. If you know what we mean.

Yesterday, meanwhile, Spears continued with this sexy motif, sharing a picture taken by photographer Denise Truscello.

It depicts the pop star in a black bikini, staring into the camera while also donning a hat and some black heels:

Britney doesn’t mention Ashgari in any recent Instagram caption, but it’s hard to believe these sultry snapshots weren’t shared with him in mind.

Just over a week ago, Morgan Osman, former star of the Oxygen reality series Bad Girls Club, told The Dirty that she had also been seeing Ashgari when he started to date Spears.

Osman quickly realized that she was being two-timed and ended the romance.

And she wants Spears to now understand the duplicitous man with whom she’s sharing a bed.

“I have video and images of our REAL relationship. Britney he is using you,” Morgan told The Dirty, adding that she doesn’t deserve to come under any attack here because she’s just trying to help.

“I feel sorry for Britney Spears, she seems like a good person,” Osman added.

Spears Tweeted a photo of Ashgari just a few days prior to this bombshell, including with it with a caption that read: “Mad love for this one.”

This makes us a little afraid that Spears is about to get her heart broken.

View Slideshow: 22 Boyfriends of Britney Spears

But we’re at least encouraged by her series of new pictures.

Based on these images and our own conjecture, she appears to be in full-on vengeance mode.

You want to step out on me, Sam, we presume she’s thinking, go right ahead.

But take a look at what you’ll never get a chance to tap ever again!

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Britney Spears Movie Trailer: From Hotness to Head-Shaving...

There may very well be a bunch of readers out there who only know Britney Spears these days as a mother of two who often performs in Las Vegas and who stays pretty far away from the celebrity gossip spotlight.

But it wasn"t always this way.

Britney was once the biggest pop star on the planet.

And she once fell so far and so hard off the wagon of stability that she shaved her own head and was admitted to a hospital due to concerns over a mental breakdown.

Britney Ever After, a Lifetime original movie that premieres on February 18, aims to take through the many ups and downs of this singer"s life and career.

In the first trailer for the film, we see Natasha Bennett in the lead role.

We also see her and Justin Timberlake making an old red carpet appearance, along Britney making one of her many runs to the supermarket for Cheetos.

There’s footage of Britney, Christina Aguilera and Madonna"s kissing on MTV… of Britney marrying good friend Jason Alexander in Sin City… of Britney talking to Matt Lauer… and, yes, of Britney shaved her own head.

According to a Lifetime press release, Britney Ever After will detail "the tumultuous story of pop icon Britney Spears" rise to fame, fall from grace and eventual triumphant resurrection, firmly securing her position as one of the world"s greatest entertainers."

Along with Bennett as Spears, thee cast includes Peter Benson as Larry Rudolph, Clayton Chitty as Kevin Federline, Nicole Oliver as Lynne Spears, Nathan Keyes as Timberlake and Markian Tarasiuk as Wade Robinson.

CHECK OUT THE FIRST TRAILER HERE:

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