Nate Diaz to Justin Bieber: Shut Your B-tch Ass Up!

Nate Diaz vs. Justin Bieber is not a feud we ever would have expected (and one we’re guessing Justin doesn’t want) but it looks like it’s going down, nonetheless.

As you may have heard, Diaz scored a major upset victory against welterweight opponent and fan favorite Conor McGregor during Saturday night’s UFC 196.

One McGregor fan who took the loss particularly hard was fellow tattooed egomaniac Justin Bieber.

Bieber took to social media during the fight to declare his continued love for McGregor and take an ill-advised shot at Diaz, a man who has the ability to inflict unspeakable amounts of pain on Justin.

First, Bieber posted a photo of McGregor, along with a caption reading, “Still the champ.”

He followed that up with another post that may wind up doubling as a suicide note:

“No bandwagon but Conor is a true champion, fights with style and finesse, all the respect to Nate but his style is terrible. Nate has crazy heart respect.”

Never one to back down from a fight (especially against Justin freakin’ Bieber), Diaz responded with this hilarity:

Amazingly, this isn’t even the first time that the Biebs has picked a fight with a UFC champ.

Bieber’s feud with Ronda Rousey has been going on for months, and the singer has shown no indication that he plans to apologize for the rudeness that set the whole thing off.

We guess it’s a good thing Justin is friends with Floyd Mayweather. 

We’re not exactly his biggest fans, but “Bieber Says ‘Sorry‘ Too Late, Gets Pummeled to Death By Own Heavily Inked Severed Arms” is not a headline we look forward to writing.

View Slideshow: 15 Times Justin Bieber Has Apologized for Being an Idiot

Blac Chyna SLAMS Kylie Jenner: B-tch Stole My Idea!

For a while there, it looked as though the feud between Blac Chyna and Kylie Jenner was a thing of the past.

It was widely assumed that Kylie more or less admitted defeat after Blac began dating Rob Kardashian, and it seemed that even if they hadn’t fully buried the hatchet, the ladies had at least agreed to remain civil to one another. Now it looks like the truce is over and they’re right back to square one – all thanks to yams:

That’s a still from Kylie’s new cooking show, the not-so-imaginatively-titled, Cooking With Kylie.

In her debut, which was released today, Kylie and her Metallica-t-shirted friend made candied yams, because apparently when Kylie wants a snack she whips up a random Thanksgiving side dish.

You can watch the whole thing on Kylie’s subscription-based website if you’re the type who’s willing to pay money to watch two wealthy teenagers melt marshmallows on top of sweet potatoes. We’re not here to judge.

So what does Kylie’s old lady taste in food have to do with Blac Chyna?

Well, it seems Blac’s been hosting a web series called – you guessed it! – Cooking With Chyna for several months.

Naturally, she wasn’t happy to find out that Kylie had hijacked her idea, and she made her feelings known on Instagram.

Just minutes after Kylie debuted her instructional ode to the culinary arts, Blac posted a message reading simply, “Bitch bye Follow @CookingWithChyna #InfatuatedWithChy”

Well, it looks like it’s on again.

Obviously, Blac didn’t come up with the idea of cooking shows, but it doesn’t take much to get these two going.

Of course, if Blac can make good on her promise to help Rob lose weight, we’re sure Kylie would happily cede the title of top chef. 

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Kris Jenner to Kanye West: I OWN Kim & Kylie, Not You, B-tch!

Kanye West wants a say in what wife Kim Kardashian and her sibs do business-wise, but there’s one formidable obstacle in his way:

Momager of the Year Kris Jenner is having none of it.

As we previously reported, The Life of Pablo rapper attempted to shoot down Kylie Jenner’s deal with Puma … because of course he did.

Flying off the handle and being all over the place are vintage ‘Ye, but it turns out he made an enemy out of his mother-in-law in this case.

In fact, “it really pissed her off,” a family insider said.

The 60-year-old Kris Jenner “was completely livid” with Kanye “after he blasted the tweet saying that Kylie would not take the Puma deal.”

“Kris personally worked on that deal!”

While the father of North, 2, and Saint, 3 months, has a lot of influence over his wife’s affairs, Jenner wants him to know who’s the real boss.

Matriarch Kris “made it clear to Kanye that she is in control of the family” and she didn’t pull any punches or mince words in the process. 

“Kanye fails to remember sometimes that Kris is the boss in the family and has a hand in all of her children’s endorsements,” the insider said.

“She told him that she decides which deals her daughters do, and not him,” and given her success as a businesswoman up until now?

Whether Kanye is $ 53 million in debt or not, and whether or not Kim’s Instagram video is a sign of trouble, he has no leg to stand on here.

Say what you will about Kris Jenner and the values she and her kids represent, but the woman is a mogul – a lot more so than f–king ‘Ye.

Back the hell up off, Mr. West.

View Slideshow: 11 Times Kris Jenner Was Completely F—ing Over It

Kanye West on Taylor Swift: I Made That B-tch Famous!

Now you’ve gone ahead and done it, Kanye West.

It wasn’t cool when you Tweeted that Bill Cosby was innocent this week and we really hope you aren’t as transphobic as some believe.

But now you’ve actually messed with Taylor Swift.

The rapper is dominating talk in the entertainment world today because he debuted his Yeezus 3 fashion line on Thursday night, while also treating viewers at the event to songs from his brand new album.

And one lyric above all stood out from the rest.

It’s from the fourth track on “The Life of Pablo” and it goes like this:

For all my Southside n—-s who will know me best/I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex/Why, I made that bitch famous/God damn/I made that bitch famous.

We’ll overlook the fact that Kanye also disses wife Kim Kardashian here (he might still have sex with someone else?!?) and just focus on his claim that he made Swift “famous.”

West, of course, is referring to the 2009 incident in which he interrupted Swift’s acceptance speech on stage at the MTV  Video Music Awards.

The artists, however, made up a long time ago and have even talked about collaborating on a song in the years since.

Heck, Kanye sent Taylor flowers last year and Swift said she may run as his Vice President in 2020.

Swift is yet to speak on the very public insult, but best friend Jaime King wrote the following on Twitter:

“I’m so sad right now & disappointed right now. I stand by my sister. Always.”

Gigi Hadid, who attended the fashion show and album launch party, added:

“My attendance somewhere does not mean I agree with everything being said in the music playing there. My friends know of my loyalty.”

How dare you, Kanye?!? We’re gonna sit here all day and wait for an apology.

View Slideshow: 7 People Who Don’t Totally Love Taylor Swift

Blac Chyna: I"m a Messy B-tch Who LIVES For Drama!

As you"ve no doubt heard by now, Blac Chyna is hooking up with Rob Kardashian.

Lots of folks in Rob"s inner circle are sketched out by this development, and with good reason.

Rob is in a vulnerable state and there"s a good chance Blac is using him to get back at her longtime rival Kylie Jenner.

It"s possible that the whole thing is a genuine Romeo and Juliet situation, and Rob and Blac just couldn"t help their feelings for one another, despite their affiliations with warring factions.

Of course, when Blac posts a video like the one below, she makes it kinda hard to be trusting and optimisitic.

The clip – which recently appeared on Blac"s Snapchat page – shows Ms. Chyna in full Shakespearean villain mode, gettin" all Richard III right up in your face.

She"s lip syncing with a popular Vine video, but her words here are nonetheless important.

Blac proclaims herself a "liar," a "scammer," and a "messy b-tch who lives for drama."

Obviously, she could be joking, but it"s not like she didn"t know how the clip would be received when she posted it in the middle of a tabloid sh-tstorm.

Like we said, it"s probably all in jest – but it would still make us a little nervous if we were Rob.

Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 13 Recap: The B!tch is Back!

She’s back, baby. She is most definitely motherf–king back.

While the SUR crew partied in Hawaii, Stassi Schroeder made her long-awaited return to L.A. on Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 13.

There, she revealed the truth about her sex tape and more …

Truth be told, she’s groveling. She’s in a low place in her life after telling everyone to go f–k themselves, and it’s kind of great.

She and Kristen cried over missing Katie’s engagement, while throwing back two bottles of white wine (no judgment.  More like respect).  Then Stassi admitted to filming a one-woman show that Scheana showed to others for a laugh.  

At this point, anyone who makes a sex tape has to understand that the chances of it going public are high.

Kristen is dating Jax’s friend, Kevin from Austin.  Kevin, according to Stassi, may have a live-in girlfriend.  This is not his biggest offense, however.  Kristen ordered Kevin an Uber to meet her and Stassi at a restaurant.  The dead-ass couldn’t get one himself?

Meanwhile, in Hawaii, a bunch of people who don’t deserve nice things drank their way around the island, and one of them managed to commit a felony!

Scheana’s outpatient rehab service is failing, since her one and only patient, Shay is on the sauce.  Did he not heed her warning of doing every OTHER shot?  Or stopping when he gets a good buzz?  

Lala revealed that James suffers from whiskey d–k, and you kind of feel bad for the guy until he opens his mouth.  You have to wonder if his 7-hour romp with Lauren the other hostess was made up…

Jax’s girlfriend, Brittany, wants to bury the hatchet with Lala and start over.  Lala’s all “whatever, take off them rose colored glasses.”

And finally, Jax’s penchant for stealing finally catches up with him.  Somehow, between waking up and killing time before their flight back to LA (after which they must make it to a Third Eye Blind concert), Jax got hammered, walked into a store and stole a pair of $ 300 sunglasses.

Because of the price point, Jax was charged with felony theft, with bail set at $ 11,000.

Instead of leaving him on the island to rot, the gang waits around for Jax.  They finally head to the airport with 90 minutes to spare, and Jax is able to meet them and catch a flight home.  Brittany must have packed up his stuff for him back at the hotel (bless her heart), and when he got to the airport, she just stood there, unable to look at him.

“I’m sorry,” he kept saying.  “I understand if you don’t want to be with me anymore.”

The guy is a loser and a kleptomanaic.

The end.

If you watch Vanderpump Rules online, you know all too well that Stassi is a polarizing figure even by the Bravo show’s high standards.

Watch Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 13 Online

The Bachelor Season Preview: This B!tch Hit Me in the FACE!

The Bachelor Season 20 is off and…. crying!

If you"ve read The Bachelor spoilers, you already know what"s tap for Ben Higgins and company this winter …  but not every detail.

Every dramatic, ridiculous, contrived detail.

Those who watch The Bachelor online were treated to an extended, three-minute look at the season to come last night, and wow.

Just wow. This is gonna be a doozy.

"What we have is real and scary and amazing and just like, incredible." – Ben Higgins, gushing over an unnamed aspiring wife.

Oh yes, it"s gonna be that kind of year.

Prepare for lots of ladies gushing about Ben, declarations of love (literally everyone on the show seems to be fallin’ for this guy).

Then prepare for pretty much all the cliches, manufactured plot devices and canned lines from 19 prior seasons rolled into one.

Brace yourself for major in-fighting among the women … literally in the case of one girl who allegedly clocks another in the dome.

Seriously. Watch the preview below.

Then get ready for the obligatory montage of Ben contemplating if he made a HUGE mistake, and what that means for his "journey."

He will debate making GAME-CHANGING move that no one in BACHELOR HISTORY has done and fans will NEVER see coming.

And in the end, he will get engaged … maybe. Probably. Just follow the link above if The Bachelor spoilers are what you"re after.

If that"s not what you"re after and you would prefer to watch this play out in all its highly-scripted glory, then you can do that too.

Just grab a hat and hold the f–k onto it then.

Farrah Abraham to Simon Saran: You"re a Bad Influence, B-TCH!

Farrah Abraham may have briefly gotten back together with BF Simon Saran, but from the looks of this clip, it did or (or will not) take.

The new season of Teen Mom OG premieres Monday night on MTV, and the network released this new sneak peek with a fitting title:

"Dinner Date From Hell."

We"ve already seen Farrah go off on a producer and Abraham berating mom Debra in previous clips from the much-anticipated premiere.

Now we get to see her in an even more uncomfortable back-and-forth as Simon suggests that the couple work on their erratic relationship.

“I think we need to kind of understand each other more,” he suggests, which out of context, seems reasonable … only she flips out.

Replies Abraham, with obligatory profanity:

“Wow, f–king open up your ears and understand and listen [to] what I’m saying. You ignore people’s feelings, then you want to move forward.”

Saran had a response, we think, but you can"t really hear him with Farrah constantly cutting him off. It"s awkward. Finally he says:

“I’m trying to explain something to you, but you come out with a hostile answer, and you just don’t listen … you don’t let me finish.”

“I’m sorry for interrupting, bitch,” Abraham snaps.

Simon then cuts to the chase in what may have led to the tension initially: “Don’t ever tell me that I’m a bad influence on your daughter.”

“You have been,” Farrah insists.

Incredulous, her beau likely wonders how he even got here. “I have no idea how I have been. I barely see the kid,” Simon Saran replies.

“‘The kid’?!” Abraham recoils, appalled.

“My daughter, her name is Sophia!”

That it is … and the poor thing will likely watch Teen Mom online one day. One can only imagine how she"ll react when she does.

Kendall Jenner to Kylie: You"re a F-cking B-tch!

Are you ready for a sisterly showdown? Of epic proportions?

E! has released a new sneak peek from Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 11, which gets underway on November 15 at 9/8c, and it features Kendall Jenner getting into a serious, non-physical throwdown with Kylie Jenner.

It’s the sort of fight to which all siblings can relate.

See, the Jenners are getting ready to attend the ESPYs. And Kendall wants to borrow a dress from Kylie. But Kylei does not want Kendall to borrow said dress.

They end up yelling across the giant family mansion, with Kendall concluding the screaming match by saying Kylie is LITERALLY the "biggest f-cking bitch" she has ever met.

Ouch!

Elsewhere this season, fans of this scripted non-reality show can look forward to the following storylines:

• The family continuing to adjust to Caitlyn Jenner as a woman, which is the reason why Kendall and Kylie are attending the ESPYs in the first place in this clip. Their father is receiving an award for courage there.


• Scott Disick having to face his alcoholic and partying ways.


• Kim Kardashian growing ever bigger as she awaits her second child.


• Khloe Kardashian dating James Harden. It"s unclear at this point whether the Lamar Odom medical crisis will make it into the show, considering how far in advance the series tapes.

Will you be tuning in for the Keeping Up with the Kardashians premiere?

How many more seasons do you think the program has left? Do you still believe it"s somehow real and not as scripted as any sitcom out there?

Check out the seriously intense fight below and sound off on which family member you are most excited to see back in action.

Kylie Jenner to Female Paparazzo: Get a Life B-TCH!

Kylie Jenner has never been one to hold back on Instagram, but usually her lack of shyness takes the form of racy selfies that would get most 18-year-olds grounded for a month.

Earlier this week, the youngest Jenner decided to mix things up by sharing her thoughts on a female paprazzo that she spotted while waiting in line at the In-N-Out drive-thru.

Unlike Kylie"s constant bikini pics, the result was seriously ugly:

“No woman should be a paparazzi," Kylie says in the clip below. "This woman is such a bitch. Like what are you doing with your life girl?”

Many have pointed out that as someone who earns her living taking photos of herself and shilling waist training devices to her impressionable, Kylie really isn"t a position to criticize anyone else"s career choices.

Still others have noted that the whole Kardashian-Jenner clan relies on the paparazzi for their continued relevance, so Kylie should probably not worry too much when she sees one quietly doing her job.

While both of those criticisms are valid, the worst thing about this video is the fact that Kylie seems to completely baffled by the idea of a female pap.

Like, why would standing by the In-N-Out pick-up window hoping to spot a reality star be the exclusive domain of men? 

Also, take note Kylie – the singular of "paparazzi" is "paparazzo." You know, for the next time you feel like shaming someone for their ignorance.

 

Heather Dubrow on Vicki Gunvalson: I"m Not Filming with that B*tch!

She might be the OG of the OC, but The Real Housewives of Orange County’s Vicki Gunvalson is on her way O.U.T.

During the show’s reunion special, Gunvalson finally admitted to “fabricating” a story this season.  She fessed up to lying about calling Heather Dubrow’s husband, who is a plastic surgeon, to treat Brooks Ayers during his battle with cancer.

Vicki Gunvalson and Brooks Ayers dated on-and-off throughout the last few seasons of the show.  However, Gunvalson and Ayers split in August of this year.

Heather Dubrow opened up on her new PodcastOne show, Heather Dubrow’s World, about the drama with Vicki.  She told her show’s guests and fellow OC housewives Tamra Barney and Shannon Beador, “I have tried to give her every opportunity to be a supportive person for her.”

She continued, “I am very disappointed. Why I think this show was so good this season was it was authentic relationships and true storylines. I don’t want to be on a show that is nothing less than authentic. It hurts us all.” 

While Tamra Barney claimed Ayers cancer was fake, Gunvalson spent much of last season defending his cancer diagnosis. However, on Sunday’s reunion, Gunvalson admitted that her gut was telling her that her boyfriend truly did not have cancer.

Though Gunvalson is finally telling the truth, her cast mates are sick and tired of her ways. “I have no interest in filming with her,” Dubrow snipped.  

Shannon Beador mentioned that she is worried Ayers’ lie will hurt the Housewives franchise: “I think when someone comes into a reality show fabricating their reality it damages my authenticity and my credibility,” she stated.

Beador continued, ”I think it damages basally the whole concept of reality television. So I have a huge problem returning and filming with someone who is not truthful.” 

Even Gunvalson’s longtime friend Tamra Barney has cut ties. “I have known Vicki the longest and right now I am not talking to her,” she said. 

As of now, it is unclear if Gunvalson will return for the next season of The Real Housewives of Orange County. 

Dubrow commented, “There is this story bandying about right now that we – meaning the three of us and Meghan – are banding together so we’re refusing to film with Vicki and we’re going to push her out.”

”I’m one of the people. I know we have not had a conversation. That has not happened.”

View Slideshow: 20 Really Big Real Housewives Scandals

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt on Lauren Conrad: B!tch is a Cold-Hearted KILLER!

The Hills’ gruesome twosome, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, are still warring with Lauren Conrad, who they describe as a ruthless, bitter individual.

And a sex tape star.

In a new interview with Complex, the dastardly duo reveals that their infamous reality TV beef endures to this day, and they stand by their stories.

In 2008, rumors circulated that a Lauren Conrad sex tape co-starring her bad boy co-star Jason Wahler exited. It would be the Holy Grail of sex tapes.

Conrad denied it, then produced one of the epic quotes in Hills history when she called out Heidi for spreading the alleged lie: “You know what you did!”

Montag maintains that the Conrad sex tape does exist, however.

“Today, I’d be like, ‘Bitch, you know what you did,"” she said.

Spencer was even more blunt in his assessment of LC:

“Lauren is a cold-hearted killer. That’s what people don’t get. She will cut you in your sleep. She tried to destroy us. If you want to throw missiles?”

“I’m throwing a nuke. This is how I operate.”

Pratt also blamed Conrad for the fact that he currently isn’t on speaking terms with either his own mother or his sister, Stephanie Pratt.

“My mom’s a Lauren supporter,” he dished.

“She’s like, ‘Mark Cuban says on Shark Tank that you shouldn’t help your kids.’ I’m like, ‘Mark Cuban can go jump off a freaking cliff for all I care."”

Whatever that means. Heidi, for her part, seems to have moved on a little bit more from The Hills and this whole charade than Spencer has.

In fact, in a February 2015 episode of Marriage Boot Camp, Heidi “forgave” Lauren for ruining her life in a cathartic reality TV moment for the ages.

Moving stuff.