Showing posts with label Butt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Butt. Show all posts

Thursday, August 3, 2017

"Dukes of Hazzard" Star Tom Wopat Charged with Sticking Finger In Woman"s Butt Crack

Tom Wopat allegedly grabbed a woman’s butt and put his finger between her butt cheeks, and that’s why he was arrested for felony indecent assault. According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, Wopat was rehearsing his show, “42nd Street,” at the…


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Sheryl Underwood Applauds Taylor Swift for Taking "No Smack" In DJ Butt Grab Case

Taylor Swift is sending a strong message to women to stick up for themselves by going after the Denver DJ who allegedly grabbed her ass, according to comedian and “The Talk” co-host Sheryl Underwood. Underwood, who opened up earlier this year…


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Taylor Swift"s DJ Butt Grab Trial Is Hottest Ticket in Town

Taylor Swift’s battle with the Denver DJ she claims grabbed her ass during a photo op finally heads to the court next week — but getting into the trial will be as tough as scoring Taylor concert tix. According to new legal docs, jury selection will…


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Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Yolanda Hadid Shows Off Model Butt in the Alps

In case you need a refresher on where Gigi and Bella Hadid get their model figures from, let this photo of their mom, Yolanda, serve as your refresher. The former Dutch model was up for a sunrise swim in Lake Constance — which borders Germany,…


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Monday, July 24, 2017

Ariel Winter Has a Butt Tattoo & She Wants You to See It

If you follow her on Instagram, then you’re probably familiar with the sight of Ariel Winter naked.


Okay, not “naked,” exactly, but in various states of undress. 


It’s like every day, Ariel starts getting dressed, gets distracted by her phone, takes a selfie, then finishes getting dressed.



Everyone’s talking about her nudity, when really, we should be focusing on her lack of an attention span!


Priorities, people.


Anyway, most of the time, Ariel is naked just because, but there are times when she strips down with a purpose.


Sometimes, she’s bringing attention to an important cause, like the fact that her Instagram hasn’t been getting as many likes as it used to.


Other times, she’s displaying some new ink.


Yes, Ariel has several tattoos, and it seems like she’s one of those people who would corner you at a party and tell you what they all mean.



Her latest is at butt-level, which is good, because it’s a bit on the corny side, and Ariel will likely be happy that it’s easy to cover up when she’s no longer 19.


“Love risks everything and asks nothing,” Ms. Winter’s latest tatt reads.


It’s a nice idea, along the lines of “love means never having to say you’re sorry,” but it’s ultimately a bunch of BS.


After all, sometimes love means asking someone to rinse their damn dishes before they put them in the sink, or apologizing because you didn’t rinse your own dish, and now those effing fruit flies are back.


Sorry, we got off topic.



These days, the love in Ariel’s life is her boyfriend, Levi Meaden, whom she appears to have been dating for about nine months.


Though they haven’t been together terribly long, Ariel and Levi live together, and their relationship has already been a source of controversy.


The main issue is that dude turns 30 in six weeks, and Ariel’s still in her teens.


It’s not criminally creepy, but it’s creepy.


Pro tip: If you often find yourself using the “hey, it’s legal!” defense, you’re probably doing something pretty messed up.


Even Tyga and Kylie weren’t this far apart in age.



Fame gap was about the same, though.


Just sayin’.


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Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Jessica Simpson: Check Out My 37-Year-Old Butt!

Jessica Simpson is 37.


For our readers of a certain age, the fact that the bubbly blonde whose tuna-confusion helped make her an early MTV reality standout is now pushing 40 will be enough to provoke a mild existential crisis.


After all, though she’s been in the spotlight forever, Jess certainly doesn’t look 37 – as evidenced by her latest bikini pic:



“Kiss My Butt 36,” Simpson captioned her celebratory birthday shot, demonstrating that her brassy bravado and love of Random Capitalization remain intact.


If you follow her on Instagram, you know that Simpson posts bikini photos all the time, but this one has attracted an unusual amount of attention.


For one thing, Jessica looks damn good for any age.


On top of that, it seems fans of all ages, shapes, sizes, and genders seem to have been inspired by Jess’ apparent ability to laugh in the face of Father Time.


“She’s 37 now, guys. I just turned 37 one day prior, myself. And I concur; 36 can kiss my butt!” wrote one follower.


“I want her butt! I’m gonna do squats as we walk this weekend,” commented another.



“36?? Looking 24!” wrote a third, who … we guess missed the whole 37th birthday part.


What may be most inspiring thing about Jess is the fact that she’s not Gisele Bundchen  – out there burning extra calories by foraging for her dinner of twigs and berries.


(We kid. Gisele wouldn’t be caught dead eating fruit! Sugar!)


Instead Jessica likes to drink, eat, and chill, and she’s never been shy about it.


It’s encouraging to know that one can maintain such a jaw-dropping figure without a superhuman, round-the-clock commitment to fitness.


Of course, this is the Internet in 2017, which means that where there’s positivity, haters are soon to follow.



Sadly, comments such as this gem have begun to pop up on Jess’ awe-inspiring post:


“Idiot. Your kids suffer for your dumbness and needing attention NEGATIVE ATTENTION. BE A FREAKIN MOM!”


Yes, because a millionaire who gets to make her own work schedule obviously shouldn’t have the time to go for a swim or post a selfie on her birthday.


Jess may have taken a lot of flak for her chicken-tuna comment back in the day, but as social media reminds us on a regular basis, there are much dumber folks in our midst.



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Thursday, June 29, 2017

Coco Austin: Attacked by Mom-Shamers Over Butt Pic!

Coco Austin takes so many precious pictures with her daughter, little baby Chanel. Sometimes you even get to see Coco and Chanel in matching bikinis, which is super cute.


But some followers seemed to run out of patience with the mom, and took to posting their complaints on Chanel’s Instagram page. This is somewhere between mommy-shaming and body-shaming. We guess some folks don’t have anything better to do.



Mommy-shaming can start as early as pregnancy, especially for celebrities.


Once the baby’s born, it gets even worse, with followers second-guessing everything.


We’re not suggesting that nobody should question other parents, by any means.


The world is full of awful parents.


Coco doesn’t seem to meet that description at all.


(Though I’m more than a little judgy about piercing a baby’s ears; what the hell is with that, you know?)


But Coco posted one photo on Chanel’s Instagram page that had people up in arms.


Oh, it got some praise, sure, but also some criticism.


Here’s the photo that had judgmental Instagram followers clutching their pearls.



Okay, so Coco Austin’s butt really does take center stage, here.


And some of the more critical followers of the account weren’t here for it.


“Why post a pic of your a– on the baby’s page? Should probably save those pics for your own page lol.”


And then:


“I love seeing this cute little baby. But why do I always have to see her mom’s a– and t–ties too?”


Nice language there, buddy.


Somebody else wrote: “Save this for your mom’s page.”


As if, you know, baby Chanel is here posting her mom’s booty pics.



But Coco explains why she does this, and it makes sense.


“People always ask to see what the back of the bottoms look like.”


Weird how so many people take clothing advice from celebrities with wildly different lifestyles and body types than their own, but here we are.


“I post this to help boutiques that send packages to me. They always want to see a frontal and back”


Okay, that made us cringe a little.


No, it’s super nice of Coco to show off when she gets free stuff. We get that.


But people asking how it looks in front and in back may not be looking for suits of their own.


This sounds like when young celebrities ask “what should my next video be?” and some gross person suggests that they should paint their toenails or try on shoes.


Fortunately, more and more celebs are aware of foot fetishists but it’s still super uncomfortable.


And we’re weirded out by some of these folks asking for Coco to show off her swimsuit, you know?



More to the point, though … that’s just Coco’s body.


Critics have slammed Coco before for showing off her body and having a baby in her arms, but … how is this a big deal?


It shouldn’t be surprising that Coco, who’s never been shy of showing off her curves, remains who she is, even as a mother.


Those curves aren’t easy to contain, and Coco has zero obligation to even try.


So, sorry-not-sorry that not every picture of little baby Chanel is just of Chanel.


Some of them are going to include her mom.


Sometimes Coco is gonna twerk next to her baby, because that’s life.


If you can’t handle the butt, get off of the Instagram, we guess.



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Friday, June 23, 2017

Ariel Winter: I"m the Yummiest Pizza Topping! Check Out My Butt!

Kim Kardashian’s butt may be shrinking, but Ariel Winter’s booty is still around and still as perfect as ever.


This series of eye-catching photos of her in a bikini makes absolutely sure that nobody can miss her derriere.


And … did we mention that it involves pizza? Sort of.



Ariel Winter is hot and she knows it.


Unfortunately, she’s been made all-too-aware of it.


Even as a minor, she’d go to red carpet events and people would ask her about how her boobs fit into her dress, because that’s appropriate.


That’s actually the sort of thing that led to Ariel Winter’s breast reduction.


(She’s said that she’s been much happier ever since, and we’re so glad)


Now, as an adult, Ariel Winter is free to take charge of her sexuality and to show off her body when and how she chooses.


Sometimes, that involves a bikini.


Sometimes, that involves a pool.


Sometimes, apparently, that involves a large inflatable pizza slice.


Here you go, though the first photo flaunts everything except her butt.



We realized as we first looked over these that this is probably someone’s kink.


Like … something related to vore or something, we don’t know, and we really don’t want to.


Some people see something weird and get fixated right when they enter puberty, like, wires get crossed.


So someone, somewhere out there has been waiting all their life for images of Ariel Winter on a slice of pizza.


It makes the people obsessed with feet seem downright normal, right?


But even to the rest of the world, Ariel looks stunning, here.


Laying on your back is usually a very flattering pose, and she’s definitely posed, here.


Her posture around her neck is a little rigid, but not all inflatables are super well balanced.


She may have just been trying to hold her position to make sure that she didn’t tip over or bend the “pizza slice” at a weird angle for the photo.


But then comes the butt stuff.



Well, butt photos.


“Butt stuff” would, um, not be Instagram-appropriate.


Holy frick her butt is looking like some next-level perfection.


Sure, she’s in a bikini that frames it perfectly.


(Not all bikinis do — some folks need higher or lower bikinis that curve at different angles)


But no bikini is gonna make a non-epic butt wow the camera like Ariel Winter’s does.


Some might point the finger at her and yell “hypocrisy” since she’s lamented being sexualized in the past.


But it was being sexualized by others that bothered her.


(When she was a minor, no less)


Ariel Winter can dress, undress, photograph, and otherwise advertise her own beautiful flesh prison any way that she likes.


She’s not one of the Duggars with their rules about female modesty, after all.


And don’t worry, there’s yet another photo of Ariel Winter’s butt.



But from a different angle!


You gotta flaunt that bubble if you’ve got it!


Honestly, there’s no telling how many photos didn’t make it into the public sphere.


We get the feeling that the photographer may have been Ariel Winter’s boyfriend who, she insists, is his own person.


(Ariel Winter doesn’t say, though — her captions were just a pair of emojis: a pizza slice and a wave of water)


And sure, equal partners can photograph each other.


She’d return the favor, but we guess that there’s just less demand to see Levi Meaden in a bikini. Probably.


We have to say that Ariel’s selfies are pretty fantastic, but selfies alone can’t really do justice to her booty.



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Thursday, June 22, 2017

Kim Kardashian: What"s Happening to Her Butt?!

"Kim Kardashian"s butt is disappearing!" might sound like a weird concern to have, but it"s kind of true. 


Watch this video of her in a figure-hugging dress that leaves nothing to the imagination.


You"ll see what we mean. 



We have for you a compilation of Snapchat footage from Kim"s Kim Kardashian West Beauty launch.


Kim Kardashian, as expected, made $ 14.4 million yesterday as her contour and highlighting kits sold out.


And while making more money than most humans will see in their lifetimes is a big enough deal.


(As is the fact that she seems to be muscling in on Kylie Jenner"s makeup business in the process, despite denials)


People couldn"t help but notice, however, that Kim"s butt … isn"t quite what it used to be.


Remember this?



Yeah, that image is burned forever into our minds.


It haunts our dreams.


It whispers forbidden secrets in our ears.


But what was notable about Kim"s butt at the KKW Beauty launch was that it"s looking a lot less substantial these days.


Like, Kim"s been complaining that people are ruining her butt photos.


But she"s also been exercising her butt off.


… Literally.



This recent photo, plugging one of those weight loss teas that basically just make you need to use the bathroom a lot, really highlights how dramatic her weight loss has been.


Her butt isn"t small anymore, but it"s not making waves like it used to.


While Kylie gets ever-curvier and even Kendall Jenner seems to want to have a bigger butt, Kim"s been working hard to get smaller after her two pregnancies.


And her butt and boobs don"t exist in a vacuum — they"re shrinking with the rest of her.


Though admittedly not as quickly.



We"re reminded of when Amy Schumer tastelessly lamented Khloe Kardashian"s weight loss.


(That"s just another kind of body-shaming, folks)


You can talk about somebody"s weight loss all that you like.


But you don"t get to act like it"s a betrayal.


Kim"s weight loss might "betray" her brand — if it goes much further than this.


But it isn"t a stab in the back to other women with big-time badonkadonks, or to women who haven"t lost weight since giving birth.


It"s not even a "betrayal" of her husband.


Kim"s body doesn"t exist to please Kanye or anybody else, because she"s a real person (no matter what work she may have had done).


She can make her meat prison as large or small as she likes.



But here"s the video — or series of videos, really — showing Kim.


She looks great and she still looks curvy, sure … but you can really see that her curves are less extreme than they used to be.


That"s sort of one of the advantages of being rich.


You can afford to spend more time at the gym.


And a personal trainer who fits your schedule, no matter what it may be.


And to have healthy meals geared towards weight loss, cooked for you.



People on budgets don"t have that option, so a lot of women struggle with weight loss after giving birth.


A lot of people struggle with weight loss, period.


But as you can see, Kim"s not struggling at all.


She"s been as successful at weight loss as she is at selling makeup, apparently.


It"s just that one might say that there"s a little less of her to love these days.


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Genie Bouchard Butt Flossin" In Spain, Ditches Super Bowl Bet Guy

Here’s tennis star Genie Bouchard in a butt-baring bikini on the beaches of Spain … blessing all our senses while teaching the common man a lesson … luck has its limits. Eugenie just got bounced from the Mallorca Open — so she bounced on over…


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Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Kim Kardashian: People Are Photoshopping My Butt to Make It Look Worse!

If you know literally anything about her, you know that Kim Kardashian’s butt is the most famous in the world.


Hell, at this point, it’s basically a star in its own right.


And like all celebrities, the first of the famous Kardashian asses has seen plenty of ups and downs over the course of its enviable career.



But like legend it is, Kim’s butt carries on through both good times and bad.


If the famous ‘donk hit its peak back when Kim starred in her sex tape with Ray J, then its valley may have come last month, courtesy of some unflattering bikini photos.


Really, there was nothing all that surprising about the pics, especially when one considers that Kim is a 36-year-old mother of two who, like the rest of us, is still emerging from a months-long food coma in early May.


Mrs. Kardashian-West is obviously no stranger to public criticism, but it seems like she was genuinely hurt by the online smack talk that took place when candid bikini photos of Kim in Mexico went public.


Kim appeared on The View yesterday, and while far more dramatic recent developments in her lfie took centerstage, the reality star took time to address her latest butt-related controversy:



“I saw these awful photos of myself when I was on a trip in Mexico and people were Photoshopping them and sharpening them,” she told the show’s panel of hosts.


“I definitely was not in my best shape. I hadn’t worked out in about 12 weeks, I’d had two surgeries on my uterus. We documented that on the show.”


Yes, Kim cops to not being in the best shape of her life on the trip, but also claims that several unnamed media outlets re-touched the images to make them look “way worse.”


We may never know for sure if that was really the case.


But if it was, Kim deserves neverending props.



Like we said, she less than two years out from giving birth to her second child, and stuck in that awkward part of the year where you’re expected to wear summery attire, but your body and brain are still in winter mode.


If that’s what she looks like after people have edited her pics to make her look worse, then Kim’s butt truly is the eighth wonder of the world.


It should really be on postcards and currency.



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Thursday, June 15, 2017

Johnny Manziel"s Fiancee Bre Tiesi Is Still Butt Flossin" In Miami

Another day, another set of ridiculously hot photos from Johnny Manziel’s bride-to-be Bre Tiesi … who continues to annihilate our senses with scorching bikini pics on the beaches of Miami. We thought Bre’s attire couldn’t get any more scant after…


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Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Taylor Swift Scores Small Victory in DJ Butt Grab Case, Still Going to Trial

The Denver DJ Taylor Swift claims grabbed her butt during a photo op was too late to the table when it comes to HIS claim she slandered his good name. Taylor won part of her legal dispute with David Mueller Wednesday when the court threw out…


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Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Jen Selter Reveals the Best Butt In Sports (VIDEO)

All fans of the maximus that is gluteus, listen up — one of the best butts in the world is about to pick the best butt in sports. We got Jen Selter, the Instagram model that has turned her butt into big business (11 million Instagram followers)…


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Jen Selter Reveals the Best Butt In Sports (VIDEO)

All fans of the maximus that is gluteus, listen up — one of the best butts in the world is about to pick the best butt in sports. We got Jen Selter, the Instagram model that has turned her butt into big business (11 million Instagram followers)…


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Monday, May 15, 2017

McKayla Maroney Butt Video Prompts Implant Rumors, Controversy

McKalyla Maroney won an individual silver medal at the London Olympics, but when it comes to gaining the Internet"s attention, the 21-year-old gymnast deserves all the gold.


Maroney became a meme in 2012 after she memorably made her displeasure with the judges" scores known with the smirk of a lifetime


Perhaps realizing that online fame is worth more than any medal, Maroney skipped the 2016 games to focus on her true talent: making jaws drop all over social media.



These days, she"s trying to launch a career as a pop singer, and while we"ve yet to hear her sing a note, we"re thinking she might have a bright future thanks to her talent for self-promotion.


McKayla"s curves have been the talk of Instagram several times in the past, and far from shying away from such attention, she encourages fans to get their ogle on.


Over the weekend, McKayla posted a video that had many fans wondering if she"d been hacked.


The clip below shows McKayla doing some cavorting in front of her bedroom mirror – and she"s not leaving much to the imagination.



But while it"s the kind of footage that on would normally see released as part of The Fappening, McKayla says she posted it herself:


"I didn"t get hacked. unfollow if u need to. all love."


The video has sparked another round of McKayla Maroney implant rumors, but this time – the suspicious lady lumps are "round back.


Check out the racy video and decide for yourself:


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Johnny Manziel Takes Bite Out of Bre Tiesi"s Butt Cheek

Here’s Johnny Manziel takin’ a big bite out of his fiancee’s flawless ass during his recent trip to Mexico … on what’s now being hailed as the greatest pre-wedding vacation ever.  Remember, Bre Tiesi included her future husband on a topless…


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Tuesday, April 25, 2017

"Cash Me Outside" Girl Didn"t Get Beat Up, Her Butt Proves It (VIDEOS)

Danielle Bregoli says there is one obvious reason she’s NOT the girl who’s getting beat to a pulp in a viral video … and it’s all about the victim’s butt. It’s not hard to understand the confusion — Danielle and the punching bag in the…


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Kim Kardashian Looks Great, But Paparazzi Stayed Clear of Butt Shots (PHOTO GALLERY)

Kim Kardashian looks sensational catching some rays in Mexico, but there’s something noticeably absent … her butt. Kim was hot but not bothered when a paparazzo shot these pics. You would think the photog would have snapped a shot or 2 of her ass,…


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Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Zac Efron"s Butt Double Ordered to Stay Away from Baby Mama (PHOTOS)

The guy who subs in for Zac Efron’s ass has some serious issues with his ex, who says he’s harassing and threatening her … according to legal docs. Jordan Scott has been Efron’s stunt double in “Dirty Grandpa,” “Mike and Dave Need…


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