Brandi Glanville Posts Photo of Butt, Gives Shout-Out to "Moms Everywhere"

Lately, Brandi Glanville has been all about the drama.

Maybe it’s because she’s had a lot of time on her hands since getting fired from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Or maybe she really just thinks Lisa Vanderpump is a c–t. Whatever the case we’re happy to see her get back to something everyone can enjoy:

Yes, the Internet’s all about asses these days, and Brandi is jumping on the bandwagon with a seriously impressive butt selfie.

We knew Ms. Glanville was in shape, but we had no idea she looked that good from the back.

Looks like there may be something to her “pent-up rage and gallons of booze” diet after all.

Brandi captioned the photo with a curious shout-out to moms all over the world:

“Thinking of bringing the one piece back for me and all moms everywhere not that I don’t love my Brazilians #americanapparel #70svibe #messy-closet”

That’s nice and all, but 1.Tthere are millions of moms who will be proudly rocking two-pieces this beach season, and 2. You can just post a pic and say, “Look how good my ass looks,” Brandi. Not everything needs to be a statement of solidarity.

Interestingly, Brandi also indicated that she’s been spending time with Dean Sheremet, who’s been having some trouble with Brandi’s longtime foe, LeAnn Rimes.

As you may recall, Dean and Brandi were the ones left in the dust when their spouses  – LeAnn and Eddie Cibrian – decided to have an affair.

Oh, to be a fly on the wall during one of those sh-t-talking sessions.

Tori Spelling: My Alter-Ego Likes to PEE EVERYWHERE!

In the newest episode for Kocktails With Khloe, host Khloe Kardashian really should"ve passed out rain coats to her guests.

Why, you ask? Because on the show, Tori Spelling just announced that when she gets drunk, she PEES all over the damn place.

Now, that just took the piss out of my day. Or rather, put it in.

While playing a round of "Truth or Dare," Tori picks truth and Khloe asks, "Where is the strangest place you"ve ever peed?"

And do you think the Beverly Hills 90210 alum would give a run-of-the-mill answer like "Oh, behind a bush once."

No way. The blonde, who we recently learned is flat broke, unleashes a tsunami of pissing truths we probably would"ve been just fine not knowing about.

She reveals that she has a drunk alter-ego called "Terri," who it turns out is positively Terri-ble.

"When Terri comes to visit, she is cray-cray, and one of her things is, she likes to pee, and she pees, like, anywhere. Like, she will piss under the table… she will pee in a potted plant," she confesses to a room of horrified guests.

Given that the premise of the talk show is, you know, getting drunk, you can see everyone tense up in anticipation of an unwanted golden shower from Tori/Terri.

"Terri is super fun!" says Tori.

UHHH, she doesn"t sound super fun to me. She sounds super smelly.

But it turns out Terri is also super considerate. 

"If we were having the most amazing conversation, I would literally drink this glass, and rather sit here and piss in it so we can continue our conversation than get up and leave you," she tells Khloe.

We predict Tori will see a marked decrease in party invites this year.

We also imagine Tori"s new landlord is just thrilled to hear this news. Tori and her husband Dean McDermott just rented a $ 7,500 a month shack in Encino, which may or may not now be saturated in urine.

 

 

Sofia Vergara: My Boobs Are Everywhere! I Don"t Want to Look Like an Old Stripper!

Sofia Vergara is one funny, talented lady. Her wit and talent have earned her a multiple Emmy and Golden Globe nominations and she is a significant part of what has made Modern Family such a tremendous success.

And she’s got a great rack, too.

A sizeable one, at least. They’re kind of hard to ignore, and apparently they aren’t easy to live with, either.

“I’ve got the boobs of a stripper,” Vergara said in an interview with The Edit. “They’re a 32DDD and because they’re real, they’re everywhere, so I need my dresses to have structure — and under armor. There is so much going on under my dresses that I bleed at the end of award ceremonies.”

Hot damn! She bleeds? And I complain when the underwire of my six-year-old bra breaks through and pokes me in the ribs.

(Honestly, beauty can be a real pain in the arse.)

“In 10 years I think it would be good to have a reduction,” she added. “I don’t think it’s even going to be an option not to [have surgery], because I’m going to start having back pains.” 

“I wouldn’t make them too small — just enough that I don’t end up looking like an old stripper.”

What an amazing ad campaign for breast reduction surgery: “Don’t look like an old stripper! Downsize with Dr. Encino!”

Sofia could get some advice from her young co-star Ariel Winter, who just underwent breast reduction surgery last year. She said her oversized chest caused back pain and made her feel unhappy and self-conscious.

Sounds like our Columbian comedic actress isn’t quite there yet, so for now we hope she has plenty of Band-Aids on hand.

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Snooki Previews New Show, Houses Everywhere are Doomed

Back in November, FYI network (Kocktails with Khloe, Married at First Sight), announced a new show that would star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and her husband, Jionni LaValle.

Titled Nicole & Jionni"s Shore Flip, the reality series follows the couple as they flip houses on the Jersey Shore, combining the antics of Snooki"s former summer home with the "know-how" of building a home.

Sounds dangerous.

Now, Us Magazine revealed a sneak peak of the 8-episode program, which features Snooki"s cutesy antics (freaking out over loud noises, heavy focus on what she calls "style") while Jionni quietly tries to finish the task at hand.

"We"re a good team," Polizzi tells her husband in the trailer. "You got the muscles — I got the ideas."

The show has been billed as such: The couple"s friends and family members will help them as they "undertake their first business venture together flipping houses which between family and work is no walk on the beach."

Snooki also has a show on the go90 app with Jenni "JWOWW" Farley, Moms With Attitude.  It"s basically Snooki and JWOWW as mothers, with the same "zero f–ks given" approach to life as on Jersey Shore.

Both shows feature Snooki and Jionni"s children, Lorenzo and Giovanna.

Glenn Frey: Mourned, Remembered By Stars Everywhere

The entire entertainment world is in mourning at the moment, following the news that Glenn Frey has died.

The Eagles singer and co-founder was 67 at the time of his passing.

Scroll down for a look at what a number of celebrities have said about Frey"s death and join us in sending his loved ones our condolences…

1. Steve Martin

MT: Shocker. My friend from the early days, and important member of Eagles, has died. We loved you, Glenn Frey.

2. Carole King

R.I. P. Glenn Frey. Deepest condolences to his family and #Eagles.

3. Paul Stanley

SHOCKED to report the death of GLENN FREY. Eagle & brilliant songwriter. We shared some memories at RRHOF. Shocked..

4. Huey Lewis

Glenn Frey. I’m shocked. A brilliant songwriter and a really good guy. Talented, funny, cynical and sweet.

5. Gene Simmons

Glenn Fry – our condolences to friends and family. Rest In Peace.

6. Brad Paisley

So saddened and shocked by the loss of Glenn Frey. Thank you for the music that paved the way for so many others.

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David Bowie: Mourned, Remembered by Stars Everywhere

Following a brave battle with cancer, David Bowie died on Sunday night, January 10, 2016.

In the wake of the legendary"s artist"s passing, a number of celebrities from across all industries have taken to social media in order to mourn Bowie.

Here"s a look at what they have said:

1. Ricky Gervais

I just lost a hero. RIP David Bowie.

2. Russell Crowe

RIP David . I loved your music. I loved you. One of the greatest performance artists to have ever lived. #sorrow

3. Sophia Bush

Deeply saddened to hear of David Bowie’s passing. What an artist, an inspiration. I’d like to think the lights shone bright for him tonight

4. Kate Bosworth

I’m floating in a most peculiar way the stars look very different today… Oh, different colored-eyed companion, #RIP brilliant one.

5. Wilmer Valderrama

So sad.. #DavidBowie was & will always be ART that lives on forever.. Fearless & unapologetic.. #RIPDavidBowie

6. Olivia Munn

Rest in peace David Bowie.

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Coco Austin Stands Up for Scantily-Clad Mothers Everywhere

Coco Austin is back to showing off her body.

And telling off her critics.

The relatively new mother of one enjoyed a night out with husband Ice-T on New Year’s Eve, with the rapper/Law & Order: SVU star sharing the above romantic photo and including with it a caption that reads:

“It’s New Years Eve & Coco and my 15th Anniversary. Happy 2016!!! Keep it Gangsta.”

But online critics apparently decided to keep up their questioning of Austin as a parent instead, taking to social media and letting the busty blonde have it for her scantily-clad outfit choice.

“I keep reading these stupid articles & ppl commenting that when u become a mother u have to stop dressing sexy.. oh please!” Coco Tweeted on Sunday, adding:

“Me dressing the way I want to will not interfere with me raising my child.”

Coco can apparently now relate to Kim Kardashian, who received harsh rebuke for setting a bad example after posing naked for Paper Magazine shortly after becoming a mother.

But this isn’t the first time Coco has been under fire since welcoming daughter Chanel into the world in November.

Because she has been posing non-stop on Instagram with the baby, even doing so topless at one point, some folks out there believe Coco is exploiting her child for attention and fame.

What does Austin have to say to those haters?

“I don’t have nannies or babysitters,” she wrote last month. “I’ve been 100% hands on w/ Chanel. I also clean my own house & do my own laundry #100%wife.”

Here is a look at the photos that have stirred up such controversy:

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Bill Cosby Arrest: Celebrated by Stars Everywhere!

Following the news that Bill Cosby was arrested on sexual assault charges, stemming from an alleged 2004 rape, celebrities everywhere have taken to social media and expressed a sentiment we can sum up with one word:

FINALLY!

Seriously, as you can see below, the overwhelming opinion in this case seems to be that Cosby is a dirty old man who has committed heinous crimes and who deserves to be locked up for many years…

1. Lena Dunham

Grateful that Bill Cosby’s criminal record will be marked forever, like the lives of the women he raped. They deserve justice and peace. If I believed in hell Bill Cosby would be going there.

2. Amy Schumer

Thank you! It’s all so awful!

3. Judd Apatow

Bill Cosby has spent his life attempting to silence the women he has assaulted with threats, lawsuits and money. Hopefully now many of these women will get to tell their stories in a court of law and the people who supported him will get deposed.

4. Ronan Farrow

So happy to live in a society where all it takes to get the legal system moving against powerful men is testimony from more than 50 women.

5. Joshua Malina

Happy holidays, @billcosby. May the new year bring you all that you deserve.

6. Ann Coulter

More runaway white privilege: If Hillary’s so jazzed to have sexual predator Bill Clinton campaign for her, why no invitation to Bill Cosby?

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Kylie Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian Work Up Sweat, Hormones of Men Everywhere

What’s the point in going to the gym if you can’t tell everyone about it.

Isn’t that right, Kylie Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian?

The half-sisters worked up far more than just a sweat over the weekend, rocking some revealing clothing and working up the hormones of millions of men around the globe via a pair of exercise selfies.

“First workout with @kourtneykardash this lady has been working hard!” Kylie wrote as a caption to the image above, while Kourtney added of the picture below:

“I’ve been trying to get her to workout with me for six months…today was my lucky day.”

Why did Kylie Jenner finally decide to work out with Kourtney Kardashian?

Perhaps because Tyga is so bad in bed that she barely burns any calories when getting it on with her boyfriend.

Kourtney, meanwhile, is allegedly having sexual intercourse with Justin Bieber and has been for months now.

That singer is 21, of course, while Kourtney is 36 years old.

So it would also stand to reason that this mother of three would be extra motivated to hit the gym and stay in shape in order to continually impress her younger man.

For these famous women, in our imagined universe, it all comes back to their men. How sad.

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Ryan Gosling Talks About Eva Mendes, Women Everywhere Weep

Be still my heart.

Ryan Gosling was all kinds of loved up during an interview with HELLO! Magazine.

Gosling fell for girlfriend Eva Mendes while filming The Place Beyond the Pines in 2011, and on September 12th, 2014, the couple welcomed daughter Esmerelda.

“I know that I’m with the person I’m supposed to be with,” he told HELLO!.

And what does he look for in a woman?

“That she’s Eva Mendes,” Gosling said.  “There’s nothing else I’m looking for.”

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The parents are looking forward to the holidays this year, since Esmerelda is a little older.

“This will be our first Christmas where [Esmeralda] is sort of taking it all in, so that’s exciting,” Gosling said.

As for Mendes, a source tells People that “she’s never been happier.

“She and Ryan are just in awe of this beautiful person they created. It’s a really special time for them.”

Gosling was recently accused of cheating on Mendes with La La Land co-star Emma Stone, who allegedly tried to break the couple up.

“Unnamed insiders reported that Ryan and Eva decided to give things one more try and want to give Esmeralda a baby brother or sister,” Celebrity Dirty Laundry claimed at the time.

Love is a battlefield.

Scott Weiland: Mourned by Celebrities Everywhere

All of Hollywood was taken by sad surprise on Thursday, December 3 when it was announced that Scott Weiland had passed away.

Best known as the lead singer of Stone Temple Pilots and Velvet Revolver, Weiland was found dead on his tour bus while on his way to a concert with the group Scott Weiland & The Wildabouts.

With details still coming in regarding this tragedy, here"s a look at what various celebrities have said on social media in response to the news:

1. Alyssa Milano

Rest, Scott. In peace.

2. Taylor Momsen

Rock and Roll lost a soul tonight…#rip #scottweiland #yourmusicmovedme

3. Jack Osbourne

Deeply saddened to hear about the loss of #scottweiland my thoughts are with his family.

4. Ingrid Michaelson

So sad to hear of Scott Weiland’s passing. My thoughts are with his family and friends.

5. Amanda de Cadenet

The last time I saw Scott,we took pics at his house.He struggled so hard.I can only hope he has some peace now.

6. Billy Unger

Such terrible news.. The life caught up to him. RIP Scott Weiland. You’ll be missed.

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Lamar Odom: In Thoughts, Prayers of Stars Everywhere

On Tuesday afternoon, Lamar Odom fell unconscious while spending time at a brothel in Nevada.

He was rushed to a hospital, remained in a coma for hours after the incident and sources have confirmed he"s having trouble with his kidneys and lungs.

With ex-wife Khloe Kardashian by his side, celebrities and athletes have taken to Twitter to send Odom their thoughts and prayers. To wit…

1. Dwyane Wade

PRAYERS all the way UP for my brother Lamar Odom!!! On my knees praying…please God let him pull through.

2. Paul Pierce

Prayers go out to Lamar Odom and his family please God anything u can do to help him thru this.

3. Ariel Winter

Sending love to Lamar Odom & his family.

4. Charlie Villanueva

Prayers go out to Lamar Odom, he’s been through a lot, an incredible person, praying for you bro, just fight another battle. #QueensBoys.

5. Wendy Williams

Terribly sad news. Everyone pray for Lamar Odom.

6. Baron Davis

Praying for my bro L.O. Real talk to[o] young for this.

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