Man Arrested For Hiding Seven Grams of Cocaine in His ... UGH

There’s really no good place to hide drugs on your person, as this entails possessing drugs on your person and having reason to hide them.

Still … this guy:

Meet Joshua Hare.

When you’re naked in a parking lot, and you’re about to be arrested by the cops with 7.2 grams of cocaine, you find ways to improvise.

Limited, but creative ways.

Police officers in Swindon, UK, uncovered the aforementioned narcotics hidden in the 24-year-old’s foreskin, according to media reports.

Yes. His foreskin.

This all went down June 17 when police were called to a furniture store after a man was shouting and disturbing customers in the parking lot.

When officers arrived, the naked Hare ran around and put up a bit of a struggle before being restrained, taken into custody and hospitalized.

He actually did a good job concealing his drugs, for a time. But while in custody, a baggie containing white powder began to “emerge.”

If you know what we mean.

Hare’s attorney, Nick Redhead, told the court that his client has a troubled past, substance abuse problems and mental health issues.

Redhead says he suffered kidney issues when in custody earlier this year after being arrested for aggravated taking of a vehicle without consent.

“He fell into a coma and thought he was going to die,” Redhead said. “The damage to him as such is he is a high risk of killing himself.”

No one wants that. At all.

Hare clearly needs help, however, and he pleaded guilty to both the drug charge and failing to surrender to bail, according to reports.

It’s always difficult when it comes to punishments fitting the crime for someone who may be suffering from addiction and mental problems.

Redhead hoped that officials would be lenient when sentencing his client for the offense, and received mixed results in that department.

As punishment, the court activated the 12-week suspended sentence he had been given in May for the previous vehicular theft charge.

Hare was also fined $ 151.

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Miley Cyrus: Hiding Baby Bump in Latest Photos?!

Few Hollywood couples have inspired more rumors than Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, so it can be tough to tell what’s really going on with those two.

Here’s what we know for sure:

Miley and Liam are together; there’s a very good chance they’re engaged; and people really, really want them to have a kid.

Rumors that Miley is pregnant with Liam’s baby seem to pop up about once a month, but alas, still no real signs of a pregnancy.

The folks at OK! magazine claim that changed today when Miley appeared to be hiding her belly while getting swarmed by paparazzi in LA.

She strikes some classic “celeb entering second trimester” poses in the pics, but we’re gonna go ahead and assume she was just covering up a food baby.

Miley doesn’t hold much back on social media, and her Instagram page is loaded with clues that she’s not knocked up.

We present exhibit A:

That pic of Miley engaging in her favorite pastime was posted just last week.

Unless she just found out she’s pregnant or she’s messing with us by posting some old pics, we’re gonna go ahead and assume that the only seeds that have been planted in the Cyrus household are Afghani kush.

So it looks like yet another round of pregnant Miley rumors have turned out to be bogus.

As for the wedding, sources close to the couple say that’s definitely a go:

“As of right now, Miley and Liam are shooting for next month,” one insider tells OK!

“The date has been set, but no one knows what it is except for the two of them and their parents.”

No word on whether it’ll be the first celebrity wedding with an open smoke bar, but it should be quite the occasion.

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LeAnn Rimes: Hiding Baby Bump at Stepson"s Soccer Game?!

Last month, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian celebrated their fifth wedding anniversary.

It’s surprising not only that they’ve made it this far (relationships that start with both parties being unfaithful generally don’t last very long), but also that LeAnn still isn’t a mom.

You see, Rimes has made it clear that she wants kids of her own since before she and Eddie started hooking up.

The couple even discussed the possibility of expanding their family on the disastrous LeAnn & Eddie reality show that ran on VH1 for one season.

LeAnn seems to enjoy being a “bonus mom” to Eddie’s two sons with Brandi Glanville (She even has the tacky jewelry to prove it!), but she’s also made no secret of the fact that she intends to have Eddie’s third kid whether he likes it or not.

Rumors about LeAnn being pregnant seem to circulate every few months, but this time, several witnesses are insisting it’s the real deal.

We say “witnesses” and not “insiders,” because the intel comes from spectators at Eddie’s son’s recent soccer game, who claim that LeAnn was rocking a maternity top.

Speculation that LeAnn is has a bump and she’s not hiding it terribly well may not seem very convincing, but bear in mind that based on her latest bikini photos, she couldn’t possibly be more than a couple months along.

There’s no way that she would keep her pregnancy secret for long, so showing up to a public event with a billowy blouse might be her way of telling the world that she’s knocked up when she’s not even showing yet.

The good thing about LeAnn is that we won’t have to speculate for long.

You know she’s been planning this announcement since the advent of Instagram.

The girl doesn’t do much singing or acting or really anything at all these days, but she still lives for the likes.

Prepare yourself for the most heavily-‘Grammed pregnancy in social media history.

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Tiffany Trump: Is Donald Trump Hiding His Hot Daughter?!

Donald Trump has been dominating the 24-hour news cycle for so long now that you might think you know just about everything there is to know about the man.

Of course, you’re probably aware that there are certain aspects of his life that Trump would prefer to keep under wraps, such as his many failed business ventures, his history of flip-flopping on key issues, and, for some reason, his hot 21-year-old daughter, Tiffany Trump. 

Many have noticed that on several occasions, Trump has failed to mention Tiffany while thanking his other four kids during speeches.

Fortunately, we’ve been keeping an eye on Tiffany (not in a creepy way) since her days as an intern at Vogue, and we have the information you need about the most mysterious and, yes, most important part of the Donald’s campaign – his smokin’ blonde daughter.

Look, you can read about the Trans-Pacific Partnership anywhere. We’re here to give you the low-down on the candidates’ attractive, college-aged offspring. It’s called journalism.

It’s worth noting that Tiffany is Trump’s only kid from his marriage to Marla Maples. (His oldest three are from his first marriage. His youngest, 9-year-old Barron, he had with his current wife, Melania.)

So did Donald simply cut Marla and her daughter out of his life after their marriage ended?

There doesn’t seem to be any bad blood between Donald and Tiffany (They’ve both spoken fondly about one another in interviews.), but the young University of Pennsylvania student barely acknowledges her father on social media, and you’d think your dad being a presidential front-runner would be the sort of thing you’d mention on the ‘Gram.

But what do we know? The important thing is that Tiff is the hottest daughter of a candidate since Meghan McCain, and for that, we thank her:

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Josh Duggar: Out of Rehab! Hiding in Arkansas!

After weeks of rumors that Josh Duggar had secretly left rehab and was hiding out at the so-called “Duggar compound” in Tontitiown, Arkansas, E! News is confirming today that the troubled 28-year-old has indeed returned home after six months of treatment.

It’s not known exactly when Josh arrived back in his hometown, but several sources confirm that the disgraced former reality star has been back for “at least a few days.”

His whereabouts have not been visually verified, but the insiders believe he is staying at the sprawling estate built by his parents, as it’s hard to believe he could escape notice anywhere else in tiny Tontitown.

Josh checked into the Reformers Unanimous Center in rural Illinois back in August of last year after a data breach revealed that he had two accounts with Ashley Madison – an online service designed for married people who wish to cheat on their spouses.

That revelation came on the heels of news that Josh had molested five young girls  – four of whom were his sisters – back when he was a teen.

According to those familiar with the facility where Josh was staying, it more closely resembles a “Christian work camp” than a traditional treatment center. 

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Needless to say, we imagine he’s happy to be home, but some of his siblings are probably less than thrilled, as the timing couldn’t be much worse.

The Duggars are set to return to television next week, with a full season of Jill & Jessa: Counting On premiering on TLC March 15.

While the show will reportedly address Josh’s sex scandals, it’s also part of the Duggars’ attempt to rebuild their image and move on from the controversies that shattered their reputation.

Not a great time to reintroduce Josh to the public.

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Kim Kardashian: Hiding Her Money in Case Kanye Goes Broke?

As you may have heard, Kanye West admitted to being $ 53 million in debt during a bizarre Twitter rant posted on Saturday night.

Given his wife’s well-documented obsession with material wealth (we ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold-digger…), we imagine Mrs. Kim Kardashian-West is less than pleased about her man’s financial woes.

The rumors about Kim filing for divorce from Kanye are probably bogus, but if you think she’s not looking out for herself and her kids financially as her idiot husband continues to make the world “more dope” by throwing all his money in $ 1,200 sweatpants, then you don’t know Kimberly.

“She feels good that she has her own money if things ever go south,” a source tells People magazine.

“But of course it stresses her out a little that they even have to think about finances at all.”

We don’t blame her. One would think that of the many, many (many) stresses that would come along with being married to Kanye West, money problems wouldn’t be among them.

Fortunately, Kim remains the family’s top breadwinner.

According to estimates by Forbes magazine, the sex-tape-star-turned-multi-media-mogul brought in $ 53 million last year, dwarfing Kanye’s $ 20 million in earnings.

“Their finances are separate, but they don’t keep secrets from each other, and when it comes to things for the kids, the house they’re working on, they share expenses,” says the insider.

Hopefully, Kim will continue to keep a firm barrier between her finances and those of her deeply troubled husband.

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Josh Duggar: HIDING in Rehab Until Sex Scandal Blows Over, Making Anna Raise Kids Alone!

Disgraced reality star Josh Duggar has been hiding out in a secluded, sex addiction rehab program in Illinois for half a year now. 

All the while, his scorned and long-suffering wife Anna Duggar is raising their four kids on her own, toiling away until his return.

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When will that be? No one knows. But it’s not cool.

Anna, who’s homeschooling the couple’s children, is effectively a single mom who has borne all the responsibilities of child-rearing.

Granted, she was doing the bulk of the work before while Josh was looking at Internet porn and cruising Ashley Madison for mistresses.

(Reports that Josh got Anna Duggar pregnant during a conjugal visit appear to be false; Anna would have a hard time hiding it this long.)

In any case … what is Josh’s deal at this point?

For a man supposedly focused on recovery, and desperate to save his marriage, one wonders what the hell he’s still doing in rehab.

Yes, we know that an addict can’t change his ways overnight, and whatever special “program” he’s in should be given time to take hold.

In reality, all men are kind of sex addicts though.

Some just choose to have respect for their wives and not go on Ashley Madison and/or pay strippers for rough sex. Just food for thought.

Regardless of the merits of sex addiction rehab, it’s been six months. Is it not time for him to return to his marriage and help heal that?

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Given that first-timers usually stay in rehab for 30, 60 or 90 days, the only logical conclusion is that Duggar is using “rehab” as an excuse.

Whether he’s been stashed away by his parents or staying put of his own volition, this reeks of a strategy to stay out of the public eye.

And it’s borderline shameful if you ask us.

Yes, the longer Josh stays out of the public eye, the more we talk about Jana Duggar and Jill’s second pregnancy (supposedly) instead.

But for a dude you would think is eager to change his image – that of a hypocrite, and terrible husband and father – it’s a fine line indeed.

The Duggars reportedly lost a staggering $ 25 million in 2015 due to lost book deals, endorsements and speaking engagements.

Josh was to blame for that, and also did some bad things, so the Duggars’ desire to distance themselves is understandable. To a degree.

Except for the fact that 1. Anna Duggar suffers for it, and 2. Money and power seem to matter most to this supposedly virtuous family.

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Johnny Depp Shades Leonardo DiCaprio in New Interview: He Was a Punk Kid Hiding From His Mom!

For years, there have been rumors of a feud between Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio.

By all accounts, the two A-listers simply don’t like each other, and based on comments Depp made during a recent sit-down with legendary film critic Leonard Maltin, the beef might date way back to 1993.

That was the year that Depp and DiCaprio co-starred in the quirky small-town dramedy What’s Eating Gilbert Grape.

DiCaprio would receive his first Oscar nomination for his memorable turn as a developmentally disabled teen, while Depp – though by far the bigger star at the time – turned in a more understated performance that was largely overlooked by critics and awards committees.

But apparently that’s not the cause of the ongoing tension between Depp and DiCaprio. To hear Johnny tell it, it was more a case of 18-year-old Leo simply being a bit of a pain in the ass.

“It was a hard time for me for some reason,” Depp said of his time working with DiCaprio.

“I tortured him. I really did. He was always talking about these video games. ‘No I will not give you a drag from my cigarette while you hide from your mother again, Leo.’”

So if Johnny is to be believed (and really, why would he lie at this point?), the ongoing Depp-DiCaprio drama has nothing to do with the fact that Leo had an easier time transitioning from teen heartthrob to respected actor, but was instead just a case of annoyance at first sight.

Believe it or not, more than two decades after Grape, the two modern screen legends still don’t have a single Oscar between them, but that may soon change, thanks to Leo’s acclaimed performance in The Revenant.

The fact that Depp was snubbed by the Academy for his work in Black Mass probably won’t do much to help these two mend fences. 

Beyonce: Hiding a Baby Bump?!

Ever since she gave birth to Blue Ivy Carter back in 2012, Beyonce has pretty much been on round-the-clock bump watch.

Reports of Beyonce being pregnant with baby number two seem to surface about once a month, but this time we have some reliable intel that may indicate that another color-and-plant named kid who will be born with more money than you’ll ever make in your life could really be on the way.

TMZ is reporting that Queen Bey was spotted covering her midsection while heading walking into a restaurant with Jay Z on Sunday night.

It’s important to note that Bey was walking into the restaurant, so she probably wasn’t concealing a food baby.

Obviously, you might as well start shopping for shower gifts, because Green Kudzu is clearly on her way any day now!

We kid, of course. Even if the Carters are expecting (and that’s a big “if”) it may be months before we get any sort of official confirmation.

Still, it’s hard not to get excited about the prospect of hip-hop’s favorite family expanding.

Yes, Kanye, we just called the Carters hip-hop’s favorite family. And no, you can’t storm the stage and take the award away from them.

Kim Kardashian: In Hiding Until She Drops the Post-Baby Weight?

As you’ve no doubt heard, Kim Kardashian welcomed a son last week.

Unfortunately, even though the boy has been anointed Saint, it seems Kim’s pre-pregnancy body has not been restored in miraculous fashion.

Of course, it’s perfectly normal to carry some extra pounds after giving birth, but Kim being Kim, she’s reportedly refusing to be seen in public until until she’s happy with her physique.

The New York Daily News is reporting that Kim plans to hide out at her mother’s house while she works with trainers and nutritionists to tone up her post-baby body.

“She will not be showing herself until she’s in tip top shape,” a source tells the paper. “She went to Kris’ house.

“She’s there with Kanye and North. And why would she leave? She has everything she needs there, so she won’t be showing her face.”

Of course, this isn’t new behavior or unexpected behavior for Mrs. Kardashian-West.

After she gave birth to daughter North in 2013, Kim debuted her post-baby body only after several weeks away from the public eye.

Sources say the process may take a little longer this time, as Kim is reportedly stressed out and feeling the strain of being responsible for two little ones.

So it may be a while before Kim and Saint step out together, but when it happens, you can be sure the mother two will be rocking the figure that helped make her famous.

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EXCLUSIVE! Game Of Thrones Star Sophie Turner Dances Around Naming The CRAZIEST Fan Theory She"s Ever Heard — Is She Hiding Something?!

How many months until the season six premiere of Game of Thrones?!

Well, if you’re like us then you’re constantly itching for any and all insight into the world created by author George R.R. Martin.

Luckily, we caught an EXCLUSIVE moment with GoT star Sophie Turner at the 2015 Emmy Awards and asked her about the craziest fan theory she’s read online. Like any good cast member of the HBO show, she cryptically danced around answering the q as not to upset any loyal fans.

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Well played Miz Turner. But we can’t really blame her as she can’t give anything away — cuz that’s how they stay an Emmy-winning show.

Nonetheless, we’re just happy she didn’t say “Jon Snow lives.” LOLz!

Ch-ch-check out our whole encounter with the red headed maven for yourself (above)!