Simon Saran: RUTHLESS New Attack on Teen Mom Stars!

Simon Saran, Farrah Abraham’s on-again, off-again boyfriend, sure does have a way with words.

Or, to be more specific, he has a way with tweets.

Simon’s been known to hop on Twitter from time to time to tear down the stars of Teen Mom OG — and one of his rants even sparked the great Teen Mom Brawl of ’16.

He made a statement that Matt Baier, Amber Portwood’s boyfriend, “looks like a pedophile,” and Dr. Drew brought it up while everyone was filming the reunion special last weekend.

He tried to laugh it off, but Farrah insisted that Matt “does kind of look like a pedophile,” Amber stormed the stage, and the rest is history.

But it looks like Simon hasn’t learned anything, because this week he’s been back on Twitter … and you know he’s had a thing or 20 to say about his favorite reality show.

First off, Simon went after MTV. Start big, right?

He claimed that he’s never gotten paid a dime for appearing on the show, and he even showed some texts messages between himself and producer Morgan J. Freeman that seem to indicate he asked that his pay be donated to charity.

Someone asked if the money had been donated, and he answered “nope. MTV is full of sh-t. They would rather make criminals rich instead of doing things for a good cause.”

“I can care less about being on the show,” he went on. “I don’t depend on it.”

And then he started in on Amber and Matt again, so hold on, things are about to get real.

“Matt was looking for a stupid weak girl that would take him in,” Simon stated. “And he found that in Amber.”

He then tweeted a photo of Edward Scissorhands and wrote “Once producers are done filming, they hand the footage over to this man for editing.”

Get it, because none of these people are responsible for their own actions and poor choice, it’s all the editors’ fault?

Plenty of people jumped on Simon for this, assuming that he was trying to defend Farrah and how awful she constantly looks on the show, but he made it clear that wasn’t the case.

“I’m not talking about Farrah,” he wrote. “Farrah can argue with a wall and think she won. I’m talking about the overall storyline.”

He also said that “Farrah is very fast tempered and needs to work on her anger issues,” but he did (kind of) defend her as well.

“Sure Farrah is rude and yells a lot,” he wrote, “but she’s not smoking cigs and weed and whatever in front of a child.”

He seems to have an issue with the weed (and presumably with Catelynn), because he also tweeted “MTV provides everything for free (counseling, rehab, etc.), and these cast members still can’t get their sh-t together. #TeenMomOG #lazy”

He acknowledged that dealing with mental health issues and addiction is difficult “if you don’t have a proper support system,” but “when you are with the best of the best, it’s on you.”

“There are people out there who can’t get an ounce of clean drinking water. And these bums can get drugged up off of MTV $ $ ?”

He also claimed that the ladies of Teen Mom “get more money for having men live with them.”

So the reality behind Teen Mom, according to Simon, is messy, greedy, and sad.

Is anyone surprised?

View Slideshow: 12 Most Fiery Feuds in Teen Mom History

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Simon Saran: Matt Baier is a Pedophile!

Unexpected Teen Mom dude feud alert!

Yes, it’s usually the ladies kicking up drama on MTV’s most bonkers reality series, but this week it’s been Farrah Abraham’s unhinged boyfriend Simon Saran stirring the pot.

Saran must be starved for attention, because he’s been posting controversial content to social media for several days straight.

Earlier this week Saran posted a nude photo of Farrah Abraham on Snapchat.

Prior to that, Saran slammed his Teen Mom: OG co-stars in a series of bizarre Twitter rants.

At first, Maci Bookout was the primary target of Saran’s ridicule:

“How can you talk about balance when you can’t even balance walking a straight line cause you’re too f–ked up?” Saran tweeted, apparently in reference to rumors that Bookout drank while she was pregnant.

Shortly thereafter, Saran turned his attention to Amber Portwood and her fiance, Matt Baier.

If you watch Teen Mom: OG online, you’re probably aware that Baier makes quite the easy target.

It’s been rumored that Baier fathered nine children with seven different women and spent several years on the run from child support payments.

Baier denies the reports, but they haven’t exactly endeared him to fans of the show.

Interestingly, Saran decided to ignore all that and take a different tack when attacking Baier online, insisting that the 45-year-old is a pedophile who shouldn’t be trusted around women.

Commenting on a scene in which Amber’s daughter Leah seemed nervous in Baier’s presence, Saran snapped:

“I would be nervous too sweetheart. You don’t want to sit on that man’s lap.” 

Saran later added:

“He’s a red dot in the community,” an apparent reference to online sex offender registry maps.

Not surprisingly, Portwood was less than amused by Saran’s trash talk.

She engaged Saran in an online war of words that went down like this:

AMBER: Simon your a little bitch who lets a girl talk mad sh!t to you. Your weak and irrelevant. Your a little boy toy puppet.

SIMON: @AmberLPortwood you let a pedophile into your house congratulations

AMBER: how is he a pedophile lol.. Where does that even come from? Stfu and be the little boy toy weak ass person you are.

SIMON: lol you win!!

Needless to say, the dude is taking the art of savagery to new and exciting places these days.

Saran says that as a thanks for the traffic generated by his online burns, he’ll donate $ 10,000 to the Ronald McDonald House.

We’re not sure how that makes sense, but it has us feelingl slightly less guilty for laughing about all this, so we’ll take it!

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Farrah Abraham: Nude Photo Posted By Simon Saran?!

There’s a good chance that you’ve already seen Farrah Abraham naked.

Farrah made a sex tape (not a porn, as she so frequently reminds us); she worked as a stripper; and she sells vibrating molds of her own orifices online.

Thanks to that last venture, it’s possible you have a little bit of Farrah nudity on your mantel at this very moment.

(We kid. Please don’t display Farrah’s b-hole or any other sex toys on your mantel. That’s just weird.)

Anyway, the point is Farrah likes to get naked – publicly and often.

But her latest exposure might have been entirely accidental.

Farrah’s on-again, off-again boyfriend recently posted the photo below on Snapchat:

As you can see it appears to be a semi-nude photo of the newly-blonde Farrah.

It’s unclear if Simon intended to post the pic, or if it wound up online eventually.

Either way, the Teen Mom star doesn’t seem to particularly mind.

She hasn’t gone so far as to share the pic herself (she wouldn’t want to look desperate!), but Farrah also has yet to complain about the pic or ask anyone to take it down.

We think it’s safe to say that even if the pic was posted accidentally (a very big “if”), Farrah is enjoying the free publicity that it’s bringing her way.

Tellingly, this isn’t even the first time that Saran has posted racy pics of Farrah.

Just days before the 2016 MTV Video Music Awards, Saran posted a very similar semi-nude photo of Farrah.

One would think that after making such a “mistake” once before, Saran would be more careful with regard to his snaps.

It’s yet another reason that many believe Farrah is responsible for the posting of the pic.

Of course, the number one reason that that’s the leading theory at the moment is the fact that this is Farrah Abraham we’re talking about.

The girl is second only to Kim Kardashian in her ability to manipulate the media.

There are no accidents in Farrah’s world, especially when it comes to nudity.

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Simon Saran: Still Slamming Teen Mom OG Stars, Still A Loser

Simon Saran thinks he’s pretty funny.

Farrah Abraham’s on-again/off-again boyfriend has taken to Snapchat after every episode of Teen Mom OG to make fun of Abraham’s co-stars.

Saran told Radar Online last month that his roasts are “all in good fun,” but they’re actually pretty mean, and borderline defamatory (translation: any one of Abraham’s co-stars could slap him with a lawsuit).

Saran enjoys making fun of Maci Bookout because she was rumored to be drinking during her third pregnancy.

“Careful kissing mommy, you don’t want to get the baby drunk,” Saran joked.

“How can you talk about balance when you can’t even balance walking a straight line cause you’re too f**ked up,” he continued.

And when Bookout washed her baby in the sink, Saran sniped, 

“I’m going to wash my baby in the sink, the same sink I spill my beers in.”

Saran saved his best digs for Amber Portwood’s fiance, Matt Baier.

“He is the red dot in your community, watch out for him,” Saran said, insinuating that Baier was a pedophile.

Then, as if speaking to Portwood’s 7-year-old daughter, Leah, Saran said “I would be nervous too sweetheart, you don’t want to sit on that man’s lap.”

Leah’s dad, Gary Shirley has “every right to be worried about his daughter,” Saran added.

Portwood finally addressed Saran’s comments via Twitter.

“How is he a pedophile?” she asked.

“Where does that even come from? STFU and be the little boy toy weak a** person you are.”

I don’t often say this, but I agree with Portwood.

“Simon you’re a little b***h who lets a girl talk mad s**t to you. You’re weak and irrelevant. You’re a little boy toy puppet.” 

BURN!

Today, Saran asked his 9,000+ followers what other shows would be fun to roast.

Fans suggested 90 Day Fiance or Rob & Chyna.

“He’ll get his, don’t worry,” Portwood later tweeted to Bookout and Catelynn Lowell.

To which Saran replied, “LMFAO, I’m shaking” with a bunch of laughing emojis.

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Farrah Abraham Splits From Simon Saran, Surprises No One

Farrah Abraham has gone through too much heartache with boyfriend Simon Saran to let it continue.

While she explained to Us Weekly that viewers will see their relationship unravel throughout this season of Teen Mom OG, Abraham doesn’t have a positive outlook on her future with Saran.

“I don’t know if Simon and I really have the same outlook on life, and I think that is [not] a really good fit,” she admitted.

“And [there are] some other things in Simon that really hurt and frustrate me. So I don’t know if we are really connected.”

On the August 22nd premiere, Abraham told her mother that she had purchased a 14-carat engagement ring because Saran led her to believe he was orchestrating a proposal.

In the end, all Abraham was left with was a jeweler’s bill, because not only did Saran not propose, he didn’t pay her back for the ring.

“You spend so much time with someone, and it is not as close as you thought it was. And as a mom, [his behavior] is really hurtful, and I worked through that,” Abraham continued.

“I mean I have been through a lot of s–t relationships, so I just add another layer to my cake really.”

Right now, Abraham is focused on her daughter, Sophia’s modeling career as well as the 7-year-old’s new boutique, Sophia Laurent (opening September 11th in Austin, Texas). 

View Slideshow: “Momager” Farrah Abraham Parades Sophia Around Fashion Week

“I would say I casually date, no one serious, but I really have to focus a bunch on my businesses,” Abraham said.

“I make sure to stay busy for a reason because if I don’t, I will get into trouble.”

Saran tweeted a video of himself hanging out with Abraham in La Jolla, CA on August 14th, so it looks like the two are on good terms.  

Unfortunately, we can’t say the same for Saran and Debo.

Teen Mom OG: Debra Calls Simon Delusional, Needs To Look In The Mirror

Farrah Abraham Dumps Simon Saran, Shills Dating App

Remember last week when we reported that Farrah Abraham and Simon Saran are back together?

Well, it turns out the reconciliation only lasted about as long as Farrah’s porn career.

According to her latest Instagram posts, it seems Farrah and Simon have broken up once again.

Or at the very least, Farrah is pretending they’ve called it quits so that she can hawk a new dating app with the implication that she’s looking to get busy with the sad souls who download it.

Ms. Abraham posted the above photo yesterday, along with the following caption:

“I love this new sexy app for singles who like to go out.”

She went on to extol the virtues of Peeq, which from what we can tell is a Tindr-like app for those seeking no-strings-attached sex.

In another post, Abraham encouraged users to “find” her on the app.

Again, Farrah is the type who would encourage “sexy singles” to hunt her down even if she were involved in a committed relationship, so there’s no guarantee that she’s once again kicked Simon to the curb.

But whatever the case, she’s Instagram single once again, and in Farrah Land, isn’t that all that really matters?

No, it’s also worth noting that Farrah is looking more like a soulless blow-up doll every day and poppin’ bottles with a six-foot Pikachu for some reason:

The best part is that in the caption for this pic, she offers zero explanation for the presence of everyone’s favorite Pokemon.

Like so many things in Farrah’s life, it only makes sense to Farrah.

Just kidding, there’s no way she devotes the slightest thought to any aspect of her absurd existence.

Watch Teen Mom online to relive all of Farrah’s mist ridiculous moments.

Farrah Abraham & Simon Saran: Back Together For Some Reason

We were under the impression that just about everyone is sick of Farrah Abraham at this point, but it seems there’s at least one person who still isn’t fed up with the Backdoor Teen Mom.

Yes, Farrah and Simon Saran confirmed that they’re back together at a red carpet event last night.

We can only assume Farrah has potentially life-ruining dirt on Simon because why else would anyone do this?!

The couple made it official at something called So Sexy, which was apparently a West Hollywood party hosted by OK! magazine.

We assume Farrah was invited, but it doesn’t really matter.

If you do something as tacky as throwing a party called So Sexy, Farrah will just materialize like Beetlejuice.

We’re joking, but Ms. Abraham has crashed parties in the past, and we’re sure she’ll do it again.

We first reported that Farrah and Simon are back together last month after he accompanied her to the MTV Movie Awards

At the time, however, Farrah played coy and pretended that she and Simon were just friends (we assume she meant to add “with benefits.”)

Attendees at last night’s event say Farrah and Simon definitely weren’t pretending to be platonic.’

In fact, they reportedly piled on the PDA every chance they got.

It’s an interesting development, as the relationship between Farrah and Simon reportedly did not end on good terms.

You may remember this memorable scene in which Farrah tried to force Simon to bond with her daughter:

Farrah Abraham Literally Forces Sophia to Bond with Simon Saran

Not surprisingly, Saran and Abraham called it quits soon after that footage was filmed.

So why would Simon go down this road again?

Frankly, we have no idea.

We know she knows what she’s doing in the bedroom, but if he misses that, he can always just put on Farrah’s sex tape and bust out one of those plastic molds of her vagina she’s so proud of.

Watch Teen Mom online to remind yourself why dating Farrah Abraham is always a bad idea.

Farrah Abraham & Simon Saran: Back Together?!

If you’re a fan of sex tape and occasional reality star Farrah Abraham (And who isn’t?!) you probably remember her relationship with Simon Saran.

Farrah and Simon dated for several months last year, and much of the relationship was documented for Teen Mom cameras.

Simon is perhaps best remembered for the awkward scene in which Farrah forced him to “bond” with daughter Sophia by making them both sit in the backseat during a car ride.

The tumultuous relationship ended as Farrah’s romances always do – badly – so many fans were surprised to see the two of them walking the red carpet at last night’s 2016 MTV Movie Awards.

But despite appearances to the contrary, Farrah says there’s nothing going on between her and Simon:

“We’re growing up. We have so much to do in our relationship, but we’re here as friends today,”

Confusingly, however, Farrah noted that she wishes she were engaged to her “friend.”

“I already wished [an engagement] would happen, but no,” Farrah told reporters. when asked about wedding rumors.

Earlier this year, rumors that Farrah was pregnant by Saran began to circulate online, so in all likelihood, this was just Ms. Abraham’s way of stirring the pot and keeping the attention coming.

Say what you will about the girl – she knows how to stay in the spotlight.

View Slideshow: MTV Movie Awards: Most Memorable and Craziest Moments!

Teen Mom: Debra Lectures Simon Saran About Domestic Violence, Simon Keeps His Cool

How this guy was able to keep a straight face is beyond me.

In a recent Teen Mom clip, Debra Danielson requested a one-on-one with Farrah Abraham"s on-again boyfriend, Simon Saran.

You see, Abraham had decided to move to Los Angeles, which bodes well for Saran, since he gets to see both her and her daughter, Sophia more often.

"How do you feel about Farrah moving to Los Angeles here pretty quick?" Debo asked Saran in Abraham"s backyard.

"I feel good. I think it’s going to be good for her," Saran said, not at all prepared for what Debo was about to say.  "She’s going to have a lot more opportunities, and plus, she’ll be closer to me, so that way I can watch over her and help her out with whatever she needs."

Here it comes…

"It’s been like three months I think since we’ve talked," Debo said, "and my biggest concern here is that you’re almost a mirror image of [Farrah’s dad] Michael. Almost uncanny, the personality type. So, there’s things like passive-aggressive behavior.

"There’s things like anger that comes from that. That scares me, OK? That really scares me because that’s all forms of domestic violence.” 

Saran, bless his heart, knew he was dealing with a complete and total nut job, so he calmly responded to Debo"s accusations.

"I’m not a violent person like that, or how you’re kinda making me out to be right now, which is kinda weird because I’ve never ever done anything like that," Saran said.

"I’ve heard stories about you doing certain things," he added, referring to Debo"s 2010 arrest for allegedly abusing her daughter.

On February 16th, Saran posted the arrest (complete with Debo"s mug shot) on Twitter.

"Good talk About Domestic behavior! Hopefully you take your own advice!" Saran wrote. "Good luck! #godbless #maytheforcebewithyou."

Farrah Abraham And Simon Saran: Are They Pregnant?

Please don’t be true, please don’t be true.

While I fully support the miracle of life and think babies are adorable, I think I speak for many when I say I hope it’s just a rumor that Farrah Abraham and her on-again off-again boyfriend Simon Saran are expecting their first child together.

According to OK! Magazine, Abraham posted – then later deleted – an Instagram announcing a pregnancy.

The Teen Mom OG star reportedly received a meme from Saran that read, “when your ex boyfriend knows you’re not taking him back. When your ex-boyfriend runs out of excuses to get you back.”

The meme then went on to ask, “what’s the plan?”

Abraham’s response: “No plans.”

Saran then write, “well I’m pregnant!” which Abraham posted to Instagram, captioning the conversation screen shot,  “& what do you say to that… #lmao.”

It was later deleted, possibly because Abraham’s rep couldn’t deal with the fallout. 

False alarm THANK GOD, but rest easy knowing that Abraham is forging ahead with plans to adopt.

“I’m happy to confirm I’m moving forward in my adoption process,” Abraham told Us Magazine on December 21st.

“This means I will be making some changes in my career to welcome a new addition to my family.

“Very excited and this feels so right. I’m very blessed for this opportunity.”

Abraham has said she grew up with a lot of adopted kids, which made the decision that much easier.

“I always have been passionate about adoption as it means so much to me, my family, my community, my church and my heart,” Abraham wrote this fall .

“Thank you to all the parents who have adopted and to all the amazing children with their loving families.

Farrah Abraham to Simon Saran: You’re a Bad Influence, B-TCH!

Farrah Abraham to Simon Saran: You"re a Bad Influence, B-TCH!

Farrah Abraham may have briefly gotten back together with BF Simon Saran, but from the looks of this clip, it did or (or will not) take.

The new season of Teen Mom OG premieres Monday night on MTV, and the network released this new sneak peek with a fitting title:

"Dinner Date From Hell."

We"ve already seen Farrah go off on a producer and Abraham berating mom Debra in previous clips from the much-anticipated premiere.

Now we get to see her in an even more uncomfortable back-and-forth as Simon suggests that the couple work on their erratic relationship.

“I think we need to kind of understand each other more,” he suggests, which out of context, seems reasonable … only she flips out.

Replies Abraham, with obligatory profanity:

“Wow, f–king open up your ears and understand and listen [to] what I’m saying. You ignore people’s feelings, then you want to move forward.”

Saran had a response, we think, but you can"t really hear him with Farrah constantly cutting him off. It"s awkward. Finally he says:

“I’m trying to explain something to you, but you come out with a hostile answer, and you just don’t listen … you don’t let me finish.”

“I’m sorry for interrupting, bitch,” Abraham snaps.

Simon then cuts to the chase in what may have led to the tension initially: “Don’t ever tell me that I’m a bad influence on your daughter.”

“You have been,” Farrah insists.

Incredulous, her beau likely wonders how he even got here. “I have no idea how I have been. I barely see the kid,” Simon Saran replies.

“‘The kid’?!” Abraham recoils, appalled.

“My daughter, her name is Sophia!”

That it is … and the poor thing will likely watch Teen Mom online one day. One can only imagine how she"ll react when she does.