The next season of ‘Jersey Shore’ just got real interesting … JWoww is divorcing her husband, Roger Mathews … TMZ has confirmed. JWoww — aka Jenni Farley — filed docs in Ocean County, NJ 2 weeks ago. The split comes just shy of the…
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Thursday, September 27, 2018
Thursday, September 20, 2018
Snooki: The New Season of Jersey Shore Is Full of LIES!
If you’ve been watching the current season of Jersey Shore Family Vacation, you may have noticed that something about the show is a bit … off.
And we’re not talking about the fact that Ronnie’s baby mama makes the rest of the cast look downright sophisticated by comparison, or the mystery of how Mike is able to casually consume 4,500 calories at each meal.
No, we’re talking about the haphazard, slapdash way the show seems to be assembled this season,
Jersey Shore Family Vacation 2 — as it’s officially known — was a rush job inspired by the success of its predecessor, and frankly — it often shows.
Cast members come and go as they’re forced to attend to career and family obligations that were lined up before this season was hastily greenlit.
Scenes often seem to go on forever as producers attempt to convince us they’ve got a season’s worth of material despite the fact that we last checked in on our favorite guidos less than two months ago.
But perhaps the show’s biggest flaw these days is the fact that individual storylines often seem to be fabricated from whole cloth.
Take the ongoing “feud” between Snooki and Jenni, for example.
On social media, viewers have expressed confusion, as the main point of contention between these two seems to be that Snooki invited Angelina to Vegas — which makes little sense, as Jenni would be well aware that her friend did so out of professional obligation.
(Love her or hate her, Angelina is good for drama, a fact the show’s producers are well aware of.)
In a recent interview with Buzzfeed, Snooks basically confirmed what viewers have long suspected — there is no Snooki vs. JWoww feud.
“The last episode, nothing made sense to us because we know exactly what happened,” she said.
“Sometimes editing, they try and leave stuff out, so they make it seem like something was there that wasn’t. We’re not scripted at all. We just go in there and do our thing, but we never know how they’re going to edit it.”
Snooki added:
“We aren’t scripted. But what does happen is the editing and how it comes off. That is not our control.
“I could be mad at Angelina but they can make it look like I’m mad at Jenni. I’m like, that’s not even what’s going on.”
She went on to clarify that Jenni’s decision to head home to her family had nothing to do with the drama on the show:
“I got upset for Jenni because she left for her son, because her son had a doctor appointment, but they made it seem like she left because she was mad that I invited Joey and Angelina,”
“So Jenni is not a bully, leave her alone,” Snooki added.
“The editing really screws her up.”
Obviously, this is far from the first time that MTV’s editors have come under fire for manipulating footage.
But we hope at the end of the day, those airing their grievances understand that this is the nature of reality TV — and for the most part, viewers are well aware of that.
Tuesday, September 18, 2018
Floribama Shore Recap: The Stalker Returns
Just when the cast of Floribama Shore gets it together, something happens that drives them further apart.
The latest installment of this MTV hit picked up mere moments after Jeremiah learned of his grandfather’s death.
There were tears, fights and more tears, and we’re going to unpack all of the big developments from the episode right here.
Everyone rallied around Jeremiah to make sure that he felt at ease, and Candace said a prayer for him and his family before he exited the house to be with his family.
Before his exit, however, he wanted to hit the bar with his roomies and have a drink to celebrate his grandfather’s life.
Everyone made their way to The Salted Goat. Yes, that’s actually the name of the bar. It’s ridiculous, but the cast is probably barred from every other fine establishment in Florida, so they had to make do.
While most of the houseguests were upset, and drinking slowly, Nilsa partied a little too hard when she laid eyes on her ex-husband’s friend.
It resulted in her running backward and forward to the bar to get some shots. It did not go unnoticed by the others, who were under the impression this was a quiet family night.
Things got worse when a man appeared at the table asking about the cast. Kirk and Codi were happy to answer questions, but Nilsa was rude as hell.
“Bye, bitch,” she yelled while waving her hand at the man.
She continued to be rude, and the man ultimately left the situation red-faced.
Back at the house, Nilsa flat-out refused that she was rude to anyone, and even asked the following:
“What bar?”
This further irked her friends because they were only in one bar the whole night. Nilsa denied that she was drunk, and got especially mad when her BFF Aimee did not defend her.
Aimee was right not to defend her. Nilsa was in the wrong and all the others wanted was for her to own it, and they could move on.
But Nilsa called her friend, Shayla, and got ready to leave the house. The only thing that kept her there was a hug from Kortni (of all people!).
Nilsa still played dumb the next morning, but Aimee said she was not ready to forgive her because the man was friendly, and that it’s no way to treat a nice person.
Jeremiah made his exit, but Kortni put a letter in with his packed lunch for the road. She told him that she would always be there for him.
That was enough to confuse Jeremiah because he knows there’s a burgeoning romance there, but he needs to decide whether he wants to leave the one night stands behind and get in a relationship.
In a real shocker, Codi and Jeremiah managed to put their feud aside. As you will recall if you watch Floribama Shore online, Codi’s grandfather died last year, so they bonded over that.
It’s amazing, but these two were so against each other earlier in the summer, but if they manage to put it aside, something good will come of it.
The ladies went away on an all-female trip, leaving Kirk, Codi and Gus to do their own thing.
The boys went to a bar and Gus opened up about his issues growing up. He recalled the time he found his mother sleeping with another man, and it paved the way for his father to leave with another woman.
It was heartbreaking, but the biggest shocker was saved for the final scenes:
Logans Fairbanks aka Kortni’s stalker left flowers, a letter and images on the doorstep of the house at 3 am.
How will Kortni react to her stalker’s return?
We’ll find out next Monday at 10/9c.
Friday, September 14, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: "I Will F-ck You Up!"
Move over, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Jen Harley.
Two new combatants stepped into the figurative ring on Thursday night, as Jersey Shore: Family vacation featured yet another ugly confrontation between cast members.
A week after Angelina Pivarnick arrived in Las Vegas, due to an invitation by MTV producers Snooki, the tension between this former regular and Jenni “JWOWW” Farley reached record levels.
And it was largely because Angelina tried to make nice with JWOWW.
Well, it was really because Angelina referred to JWOWW as a “Jersey Whore” back in May, but Jenni warned her foe last night that if she just kept her distance, everything would be okay.
Angelina failed to heed this advice, however.
Jenni tried to simply steer clear of Angelina, who she said was “like a pet you don’t really want.”
When the group went down to the pool, for example, JWOWW refused to clink glasses with Angelina during a toast, thinking that ignoring her rival would basically make her go away.
But it had the opposite effect. It turned Angelina into an irritating pest.
“Why would she all of a sudden say cheers to me?” Jenni asked Nicole. “I’m just trying to f-cking enjoy my last couple of days. I’m a mom now. If I’m gonna be getting bullied and dumb shit, I’m out.”
It was clear that the situation was merely escalating with every passing moment.
At one point, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino warned Angelina to “proceed with caution” when it came to her relationship with Jenni (he should know… remember when she punched him?), but Angelina continued to do annoy JWOWW.
In a cab on the way to the club that evening, Snooki tried to get Angelina to apologize to Jenni for the whore comment.
But…
“You were acting like a f-cking whore,” she told JWOWW.
When Nicole reprimanded her for repeating the insult, Angelina replied:
“Not a whore like that, you ass! Like a freaking bitch. You were acting like a bitch!”
Jenni then tried to explain to Angelina that there was a difference between a “whore” and a “bitch,” but it fell on deaf ears.
“It’s obvious that Jenni still has resentment towards me, and I’m to blame a little bit, but I’m trying genuinely to be friends with her and maybe we can squash this eventually?” Angelina told the cameras, as she attempted to sit on Jenni’s lap and dance with her at the club.
Bad move there, Angelina.
“I just want to party and let loose and have fun, and she’s just not having it,” Angelina said. “I don’t know if my approach is wrong, but I’m trying.”
(Editor’s Note: We knew. Everyone there knew. You’re approach was definitely wrong.)
Continuing down the clearly wrong path, Angelina tried to drop some ice down Jenni’s shirt while at the club, a so-called prank that only served to anger the star.
“Don’t touch me!” Jenni boomed “You’re out of your damn mind! What is wrong with you? Stop. Stop, or I will f-ck you up!”
“I don’t know what Angelina’s thinking messing with Jenni,” Ronnie said hilariously, referring to Jenni’s husband and adding:
“Roger don’t even do that yet, and he’s been married to her for eight years!”
This was a lesson Angelina did not learn, however, which is how she ended up scuffling with JWOWW on the dance floor and getting caught in a headlock.
Angelina eventually squirmed her way out of Jenni’s grip and slapped her in the face with the back of her hand.
“Bring me home, or I’m gonna go to jail,” JWOWW said to The Situation, apparently convinced she broke the law.
Finally, to close out yet another violent and intense episode, Jenni told everyone at dinner the next night that she was going home early.
Friday, September 7, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Yup, She"s Back!
So… how did Jersey Shore follow up THAT episode?
How did Jersey Shore match the intensity and drama of Jen Harley spitting on her baby daddy and having to be restrained by security a week ago?
Just a few days back, MTV aired one of the most epic arguments in reality series history, as Harley attacked Ronnie as a “f-cking loser” and a “piece of “sh-t,” and we picked up right there on Thursday evening.
On this latest installment, Ronnie admitted in the confessional that they “have no control” over their relationship and will fight until they’re “65 years old.”
Which is especially a shame because they are parents to an adorable baby girl named Ariana. She was born in April.
“She’s f-cking drunk, I can smell the alcohol on her breath,” Ronnie said Jen left his hotel room, proceeding to ask “where’s my kid?” before breaking down crying and telling the cameras he felt this was the final straw.
Following the fracas, security called the cops to report a domestic violence incident.
Although Ronnie didn’t want to press charges, The Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department searched Jen while Ronnie asked authorities to do a wellness check.
He literally didn’t know the whereabouts of his child.
Ultimately, the police questioned Jen and she was NOT arrested — and Ronnie decided to move forward by meeting his attorney again and discussing custody.
And that was the end of the drama this week.
Just kidding!
In another mega development, Angelina Pivarnick arrived in Sin City!
She was invited there by Snooki (and, you know, the producers) and was all set to join the party after saying in a confessional that she didn’t really get along with Jenni “JWoww” Farley.
It didn’t take very long for the anger to be felt between these stars, either.
Upon touching down in Nevada and making her way over to her past and then present colleagues Angelina said hello to everyone … except Jenni.
Instead of a greeting, she simply told Jenni the two had “sh-t to work out.”
“We’re actually dealing with family sh-t … you wouldn’t know because you’re not part of the family,” JWOWW shot back immediately.
If a knife had been nearby (and, with this crew, thank goodness it was not), one could have cut all this tension with it. Easy.
From there, Angelina stirred the pot further — when she slapped Vinny Guadagnino!
All he did was playfully try to put the returning cast member into the shower because it looked like her “hamster cage,” but Angelina was not in a joking mood.
And no one was happy about the slap, which is where Jersey Shore faded to black for the week.
Will you be tuning in next Thursday evening to see where things go from here?
Tuesday, September 4, 2018
Floribama Shore Season 2 Episode 9 Recap: There"s No C In Disease
In some ways, Kortni Gilson would make a great mother.
But making a child with the loser that is Logan Fairbanks would probably result in her early exit from the Floribama Shore house.
If you watch Floribama Shore online, you know that Logan has been the definition of stage five clinger ever since he was revealed to be Kortni’s boyfriend.
Shortly after Floribama Shore Season 2 got underway, we learned that he had been reprimanded for stalking Kortni and her castmates.
Well, things only got worse from there, and the MTV reality series is covering all of that right about now.
Before Kortni made her way to the doctor, her mother showed up at the house to check in with her daughter.
In a truly bizarre scene, she said that if Logan were to cause any problems for her daughter, he would be chained up at the farm.
She then said that the grizzly bears would lay waste to him. Yes, really. But this mother must be worried sick by Logan’s actions.
When Kortni was out for some fun with her roomies, Logan showed up. He’s like that shark that appears when you least expect it.
Kortni returned from the doctor with some news that was either good or bad, depending on whose side you are on.
After revealing to her friends that she would be taking on a healthier diet as opposed to drinking herself into oblivion like the Kortni we’ve watched on TV since the show debuted.
She followed this up with a stunning bombshell:
She’s pregnant!
As the shock started to set in, Candace was first to say that Kortni will make a great mother.
But then Aimee noticed the look on Nilsa’s face, and it said it all. Kortni then confirmed she was pulling a prank and that she learned she was most definitely not with child.
Phew.
But this gave Kortni the drive to make things right with Candace. The pair has been bickering ever since Kortni failed to help Candace when she was arguing with Gus and Jeremiah.
The two bonded over some Irish Car Bombs. From what we can find online, it’s an alcoholic drink that includes Guinness and Irish Cream.
While the pregnancy plot is over, Logan is likely going to continue terrorizing this close-knit group of friends.
Nilsa flat out refused to allow him to speak to Kortni when he called the house, leading to her uttering the following:
“Quit calling, you are not welcome here,” Nilsa screeched down the phone at him.
Will this be enough to keep this shark at bay?
In any case, Jeremiah was happy to offer to punch Logan if he persists in pursuing Kortni.
The others in the house figured this meant there was a connection between the two that was not just platonic.
A drunken Kortni seemingly admitted that if Jeremiah liked her in that way, then she would be happy to go there.
Yikes.
Can you imagine the way Logan would react if they went there?
Floribama Shore continues Mondays on MTV.
Friday, August 31, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: "You"re a F-cking Psychopath. You"re a F-cking Loser. You"re a Piece of Sh-t!"
If you’re a fan of Jersey Shore, you had likely read all about it by this point.
But still.
Simply having knowledge of what went down this summer between Ronnie and his girlfriend/baby mama, Jen Harley, probably did not prepare you for what transpired on Thursday night.
Because… holy Hell. Things got ugly.
On the latest installment of this MTV hit, we witnessed Harley and Ronnie go at it after Ronnie threatened to leave the show because Jen was keeping his daughter, Ariana, away from him.
He was convinced to stick around by Pauly D and by a producer who actually appeared on camera, but he realized that something in this ugly back-and-forth with Harley had to give.
“I have to make a change for my daughter. We need some kind of guidelines and foundation to make sure that she’s all right at the end of the day,” he told his co-stars about heading to meet with a lawyer.
Ronnie’s friends obviously understood where he was coming from.
“Jen is controlling him and baiting him,” Snooki said at one point. “You can’t take someone’s baby away, like, that’s not okay.”
Ronnie agrees, that’s sort of the whole point here.
But he also remarks that he could see himself getting back together with Jen, prompting an all-time response by Pauly.
“You gotta be nuts! She was just holding a baby from you, that’s the beginning. You gotta stay away from this girl for a while,” The DJ yelled to his pal, adding:
“That’s crazy. You can’t reconcile with her, you can’t. At this point, you can’t anymore. Why would you want to be with somebody that would hold a baby from you and not tell you where it is?
“That’s unsafe. God forbid something happened to her, you wouldn’t know where the baby was. … You can’t be with someone like that. You’re better than that.”
(Is he, though? Discuss.)
While Ronnie’s gone, Jen comes knocking… with a friend by her side.
She demands to know where Ronnie is and doesn’t believe the cast when they claim to have no idea.
Harley alleges that last night, he went “on a f-cking rampage, texting me every name in the book” in over 300 messages.
(Yes, this did really happen. Click below for proof.)
“Obviously someone’s with him, a producer or …” Jen says, looking around the room.
At this mention, a producer actually interrupts, reminding Jen that they’d told her he’d be back at a specific time later and suggesting that she leave and return then.
This appears to blows up her ruse: Jen knew he wasn’t home when she traveled to the hotel. Busted!
“You guys are f-cked up! You guys are f-cking liars!” she cries out as she departs.
“That girl came to this room with an agenda, to tell her side of the story and paint this picture that Ronnie’s this animal,” Pauly says.
“Jen is gangster. She’s trying to play everybody. She’s not going to play me.”
But then $ hit REALLY gets crazy…
After Ronnie comes home and says he feels better after talking with an attorney, the group goes out to dinner — but he remains at the hotel, bracing himself for a confrontation with Jen.
As soon as she walks in… BOOM! It’s on.
“Ron! You’re texting me I’m a f-cking whore, I’m a liar, I’m a f-ckng cheater?” she screams.
“Calm down,” he replies.
“No. I’m not gonna calm down. I don’t want to hear your whole f-cking bullsh-t story. … You’re calling me a f-cking whore? Motherf-cker?”
And then it was Ronnie’s turn to lose it:
“You’re driving me crazy! All you do is use that kid as a f-cking pawn!””
Your response, Jen?
“You’re a f-cking psychopath. You’re a f-cking loser. You’re a piece of sh-t,” she yells… and then spits in his face.
(This is where we remind people that Jen and Ronnie were parents to a newborn girl at the time this was filmed.)
A security guard intervenes at this juncture, only for Jen to lunge at Ronnie and the picture to fade to black.
We’re left with the prophetic word: “I don’t give a f-ck. I’ll go to jail.”
And then, for the record, Harley did go to jail.
What do you think, viewers?
Was this the most explosive fight in the history of Jersey Shore?
Heck, in the history of reality television?
You can click on the video below and relive every vicious second now:
Thursday, August 23, 2018
"Jersey Shore" Cast says "The Hills" Reboot"s No Competition
Angelina from ‘Jersey Shore’ ain’t sweating a reboot of ‘The Hills’ … ‘cause, as far as reality TV reboots go, she’s adamant the ‘Shore’ will leave ‘em eating dust. We got the cast of ‘Jersey Shore’ — well, most of the cast — leaving NBC…
Jersey Shore Family Vacation Teaser: "You"re a F-ckin Psychopath!"
I"ve never, in the history of this earth, done Vegas like this.
When this beat drops, I wanna see that fist pump.
I feel like I’m in The Matrix right now, dodging all the thotties.
Well, you act like a f-ckin whore.
You"re a f-ckin psychopath.
All these hilarious/explosive lines are featured in the Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Season 2 posted here, as the footage gives fans a look at all the craziness to come on this revived reality show.
But there"s really just one storyline that really stands out above all…
… the drama between Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and his girlfriend Jen Harley.
We"ve documented the highs and lows of this romance over the past couple months, which started with the tandem"s daughter being born in early April.
Since then, however, Ronnie and Jen have broken up and gotten back together numerous times, while also hurling seriously vicious insults at each other and even getting into physical fights.
In the clips published here, we see Ronnie actually break down while talking about custody of his child.
We also see Harley lay into Ronnie as a "psychopath."
Elsewhere on Season 2, we"ll see the return of Angelina Pivarnick, who shocks the cast by showing up in Sin City.
During an evening out, she gets into an argument with Jen Farley, who she calls out for "acting like a f–king whore."
We also witness some unexpected tension between JWOWW and Snooki.
Later on, the veteran cast returns to the Seaside Heights, New Jersey, house where it all began.
"We’ve totally not grown up,” Farley says. “Living our best lives in our 30s – as 12-year-olds.”
Finally, just when it seems like the season can’t get any nuttier and outrageous, the preview concludes with Polizzi and Farley telling Pivarnick that she “should bang Vinny again."
Oh God.
Jersey Shore: Family Vacation returns on MTV on Thursday, August 23, at 8/7c.
Wednesday, August 22, 2018
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro: Did He Really QUIT Jersey Shore?!
We’re just one day away from the return of Jersey Shore: Family Reunion, and in keeping with tradition, it seems there’s so much drama that no camera crew can keep pace.
And not surprisingly, much of it centers around the mascot for ‘roid rage himself, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro.
As you may recall from the first iteration of JSFV, agro Magro is pretty much “spiraling” non-stop these days.
Ronnie has broken up with Jen Harley about a dozen times in the months since they welcomed a daughter together.
Each split has been uglier than the last, and at one point, Harley dragged Ronnie with her car during a particularly intense fight.
Unable to restrain his rage, Ronnie got in a fight with a random fan while the show was filming in Vegas.
In recent weeks, Ronnie has largely been absent as his castmates continued to promote the show at various events, including Monday night’s 2018 VMAs.
Magro has also been uncharacteristically quiet on social media in recent weeks.
All of this sparked rumors that Ronnie quit Jersey Shore, possibly as a result of a legal battle with Harley.
Last night, Ron-Ron took to Instagram to finally address those reports.
“Everyone keeps asking where I’ve been, why wasn’t I at the VMAs or other ‘Jersey Shore: Family Vacation’ events with my lovely castmates,” he wrote.
“I’ve chosen to take some time off to be a father to my beautiful daughter,” Magro added.
“I’ve got to experience everything in my life thankfully because of ‘Jersey Shore’ and my fans, [but] there’s nothing that can replace the feeling of being a father.”
From there, Ronnie assured fans that all is well in Seaside Heights:
“Thank you for all the love and support, and no, I have not quit ‘Jersey Shore,"” he continued. “
“I am just choosing to take time so I can watch my daughter grow and be apart of [her] life…and be an amazing father. I rather be there for her in person than have to watch her grow through text messages and Instagram posts.”
Ronnie concluded the post with a touching tribute to his daughter:
“I can give her everything in the world, but if I can’t give her a relationship or a bond, than all of this is for nothing at the end of the day.”
And just so there’s no doubt about his involvement with the show, he tossed in a bunch of promotional hashtags, like “#PremiereThisJerzDay”
So there you have it.
Despite numerous reports to the contrary Rahn has not stahpped, nor does he have any intention of stahpping.
So mix up a batch of Ron-Ron juice and bust out your Sammi Sweetheart sex doll, because the stuff is about to hit the fan yet again.
Monday, August 20, 2018
Pauly Shore is Renovating Mother Mitzi Shore"s Former Home
The former home of Comedy Store founder Mitzi Shore is getting a facelift, courtesy of her son, Pauly Shore. Pauly’s remodeling the 3-story home. The stand-up comic now owns the property after Mitzi transferred it to him…
Tuesday, August 7, 2018
Floribama Shore Season 2 Episode 5 Recap: More Than a Boo Thang
The Floribama Shore cast sure knows how to bring the drama, and that’s likely why the show is achieving its highest ratings yet.
Floribama Shore Season 2 Episode 5‘s primary focus was Codi Butts and his desperate attempts to get close to Candace Rice.
In a drunken moment, Codi proved how thirsty he was by saying that he wanted to take Candace out on a date and that he spent the whole of the previous summer getting close to Aimee to make Candace jealous.
Yes, he went there, and Candace was oddly happy to know it. Let’s face it: They’re a mismatched couple. They are very different from one another, but that did not stop Codi.
Candace ultimately decided to give Codi a chance. Codi was a little too excited and made his way to the gym. The only issue was that he thought he was going to get an instant six-pack.
Candace woke up in the morning and was worried about what a date with Codi would mean for her relationship with Gator, or whatever the heck his name is.
The man was not impressed, telling Candace that if she disrespected him in that manner, he would do the same. Candace shut all the dating chat down, and Codi was mad, but he was trying to act like everything was okay.
Codi told Kirk he was going to find a nice “black chick” to make Candace realize what she was missing. That night, he went to the bar and kissed several women as Candace egged him on to do so.
But things changed, and she got mad about it. She grabbed Nilsa and Aimee, and they headed home. In the “thot mobile,” Candace aired her thoughts on Codi, and confirmed to Aimee that he said he just used her last summer.
That was enough to upset Aimee. Back at the house, Codi denied it, but thanks to the power of editing, we got to watch him say it again.
Candace was not impressed and flipped the eff out, and Codi ultimately tried to imply he never did anything wrong.
Meanwhile, Logan, Kortni’s loser boyfriend flew off the handle when she failed to call him after a night out. You could tell she was so over the relationship but was continuing with it for the cameras.
She allowed Logan to show up at the house, and she laid down the law with him. He obliged and left moments before Jeremiah returned home.
Yes, we totally wanted Jeremiah to walk in because it would have surely kicked off yet another big argument.
Also, Kirk, Codi, and Jeremiah started the job at Shore Dogs, and all three were blindsided to learn that they would be cleaning toilets, making food and serving customers.
The girls were against it when they were told about it and said they would not be going. Yes, this is going to cause even more fights!
What are your thoughts on all the latest developments?
Hit the comments below.
Floribama Shore continues Mondays on MTV!
Tuesday, July 31, 2018
Floribama Shore Season 2 Episode 4 Recap: Miss La Vela
The drama kicked into high gear on Floribama Shore Season 2 Episode 4 as we picked up mere moments after Kirk was arrested.
If you watch Floribama Shore online, you know that he was in big trouble for slapping a dude at the bar who was making comments about Jeremiah.
Kirk denied that he was the one who took the hit against the loser, but there was a witness conveniently located outside the house, and they were all too happy to put Kirk in the frame.
As Kirk sat in the back of a squad car contemplating his future, Candace was still lashing out at the boys for not defending Kirk at the bar.
She rounded up her belongings and continued to yell that she was getting out of the house and returning home. Then, she came to a stunning realization:
Kirk was not inside the house, so he must have been arrested. Gulp.
Candace made her way outside the house to the cop cars, and despite being told she would be arrested, she persisted in seeing Kirk.
Gus and Jeremiah looked on as she complained that they were sitting on the sidelines and letting their friend get arrested.
But what did she expect them to do? They were smart by not messing with the cops. The man who Kirk hit subsequently dropped all charges.
That was yet another convenient moment for the stars of this MTV hit. Kirk returned to the house, determined to lay low because of that scare.
However, he had to contend with Candace who was still parading around the house saying that she was going home, but her Jeremiah, Gus, and Kirk had a chat to air their thoughts on the situation.
Gus had the most sense: He knew they would all end up arrested if they got involved. He knew this was not a battle he wanted to fight in.
This helped Candace realize that she was drunk and causing an argument over nothing. She then apologized, and all seemed right in the world.
While all of that was going down, Kortni was dancing on the bar, Nilsa and Aimee were getting drunk, and Codi was trying to bring a chick home for some slap and tickle.
We kid, mostly, but Codi was adamant about getting the blonde woman back to the house because she was DTF.
He rushed over to his housemates to let them know that he was ready to go home, but disaster struck: He accidentally spilled a bit of Nilsa’s drink on her white crop top.
On this show, that’s the equivalent of murder, so Nilsa was pissed because she bought the top specifically for the summer vacation.
She followed up her emotional tirade by throwing her drink over Codi. He ditched his date, started crying and got in the first cab home.
Kortni accompanied him, and with her being a livewire, it was only a matter of time before something happened.
In another cab, Nilsa could not keep herself together and decided it was a good idea to urinate all over the seat of the cab.
We wish we were kidding, but she was deadly serious. Poor Aimee had to stand on the seat to avoid being drowned.
When they returned to the house, it seemed like there was going to be another big blowout, but Nilsa and Codi forgot why they were arguing in the first place and opted to spoon the night away.
The next day, the gang of eight realized they needed some money if they were going to survive the summer. It resulted in them calling multiple businesses to find out if they would be employed.
One business agreed and said that three of them would need to be available the next day on a trial basis.
Candace and Nilsa then embarked on a bikini challenge, and Candace came in third place. Nilsa was then shocked to the core when she came in second place.
She flipped out and claimed she would never return to the bar, and rounded up her pals to leave.
Back at the house, Codi got to work to try and get Candace in his bed because he thought they would make for a good pairing in the house.
“I’ve been wanting to get with Candace for a while, so this is where I’m going to make my move,” Codi declared in a confessional.
“Some people think that by being friends with somebody first, it gets you put in the friend zone — not Codi. I can get out of the friend zone faster than you can snap your fingers.”
“Candace, my bed is empty,” he calls out. “And it needs you in it.”
Candace did not show up in his room, so Codi decided to meet her in her room, and snuggled with her.
“What the f— are you doing?” Candace said with a laugh.
“I’m getting into bed,” he says. “I just want to snuggle up and go to sleep.”
“Codi and his flirting, I don’t take him seriously,” said Candace with a grin. “You can’t take Codi seriously!”
The duo then proceeded to go to sleep, but Kortni and her loser boyfriend, Logan appeared and wanted to have sex.
They then took a trip to the shower and started going at it. But Nilsa got wind of it and went in to admire their naked bodies.
Kortni then said that Nilsa could join them if she wanted to get closer. That was enough to scare Nilsa away.
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Floribama Shore continues Monday on MTV.
Tuesday, July 24, 2018
Floribama Shore Season 2 Episode 3 Recap: Who Got Arrested?
It was only a matter of time before the drama got too much.
On Floribama Shore Season 2 Episode 3, there were multiple fights, insults, a houseguest parading around the house with a soiled diaper and an arrest.
When the episode got underway, we picked up with Gus and Nilsa chatting about what they both wanted from life, or something.
If you watch Floribama Shore online, you know that the duo started a relationship last summer, but it fizzled out because Nilsa was just out of a marriage and was not entirely ready to commit to anyone.
This summer, however, Nilsa is ready for a relationship, but Gus is in a completely different headspace, and there was no telling whether a relationship could work.
Gus went up to bed and left Nilsa on the couch, but there was a moment of weakness for him. He wanted to go back downstairs, but he was confronted by Aimee, who was too drunk to walk.
He helped her to bed, and that signaled the end of the night.
But there was trouble for Aimee, she was ill for the whole next day, and it resulted in her roomies calling an ambulance to check on her.
In a hilarious segment, a fire truck and an ambulance showed up as though there was a mass casualty at the house. Either that or the emergency services wanted to try their hand at reality TV.
We quickly learned that Aimee’s affliction was a hangover. Yes, really. She was told to keep drinking the water to ensure a speedy recovery.
With these houseguests, however, it’s difficult to imagine them on the water for long, so it was only a matter of time before the action resumed.
Gus had a moment of weakness and called his mother to find out her thoughts on the way he was feeling. It paved the way for Nilsa to comfort him as a friend, and she noted that the roles had reversed in just one year.
Kortni then confirmed that she was still part of the show by wearing a huge diaper, urinating in it and parading around the house, trying to hit everyone with it.
Does it get more ridiculous than that? We don’t think so. Everyone was horrified but had to try and dodge the diaper for dear life.
It had the potential to cause another blowout argument, but that was saved for when the group went out to celebrate Jerimiah and Gus turning 23.
The moment the team pulled up a chair in a bar, a man yelled, “Where the hoes at?”
It’s a particularly disgusting way to treat celebrities. We kid, mostly, but Nilsa went straight on the offensive and got all up in the man’s face, yelling at him.
Kirk responded in a typical Kirk way: He lobbed crackers at the villain. It resulted in all of them being kicked out of the bar, and Candace got into it with the law.
Before we knew it, Candace was yelling at Gus for not defending his friends. But Gus was right: Kirk was throwing things, and that’s why they were thrown out.
The fighting spilled over to the second bar when a group of men yelled insults at both Jeremiah and Kirk. Kirk wasted no time in slapping one of the men on the face.
It resulted in him, Jeremiah, Candace, and Gus fleeing the scene and returning to the house. But it was just too much drama for Candace to handle, so she decided she was done and made plans to leave the house.
The cops showed up and arrested Kirk on the spot. Oh yes, Floribama Shore Season 2 is off to a wild start, and we cannot wait to see what comes next.
What did you think of the latest fight?
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Floribama Shore continues Mondays on MTV.
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