Monday, May 2, 2016

Dwayne Johnson Birthday Tribute: That Smile! That Daughter! Those Biceps!

One of the most popular celebrities in Hollywood celebrates a birthday today.


Can you smell what Dwayne Johnson is cooking, people?!?



The man who rose to stardom as The Rock in the WWE has done more than stack up one pancake after another on his plate every morning.


(Seriously, how awesome is that photo above?!?)


He’s also stacked up a number of hits at the box office, essentially taking over for Arnold Schwarzenegger as the most reliable action star on the planet.


But while Schwarzenegger ran California into debt as Governor and then ran his penis up his housekeeper as a really terrible husband, Johnson has done nothing of the sort.


This is a star who recently stopped production on a movie version of Baywatch for the best reason ever.


This is someone continues to win at fatherhood, as evidenced by the following video:



In case that wasn’t enough proof for you:



He’s someone who shares the cutest photos ever of him and his daughter.


And someone who is unafraid to poke a little fun at himself via a few epic throwdown images:



There’s also that physique, which seems truly chiseled from stone.


Come on, who looks like this?!?



Johnson is so awesome and so generous and so all-around cool that he once got into a car accident with a guy… and the guy responded by taking a selfie with Johnson.


In all seriousness, Johnson seems like a great guy.


We can smell what he’s cooking and it’s probably his very own birthday cake. Which he plans to handing out to homeless people.


So please join us in wishing Dwayne Johnson a happy 44th birthday. Here’s to 44 more! At least!