To be honest, we have no idea what’s going on with Kourtney Kardashian’s love life at the moment.
She was hooking up with Justin Bieber for a while, then it looked like she might get back together with Scott Disick, and now she appears to just be enjoying the single life.
But naturally, that hasn’t stopped the Internet from claiming that the mother of three is knocked up again.
A couple recent photos of Kourtney in a swimsuit have been making the rounds online, and some folks are already betting on self-consciously “unique” baby names.
Rumors that Kourtney is pregnant pop up pretty regularly.
In fact, pretty much anytime that she’s not confirmed to be expecting, someone in some corner of the Internet is speculating that Kourtney is knocked up.
Mind you, Kourtney isn’t sporting anything that could really be called a belly in these photos, nor does she appear to have gained any weight.
There’s just the slightest shadow of something that could conceivably be called a bump.
And when you’re talking about Kourtney Kardashian, that’s all it takes to get the rumor mill churning.
We’re not saying for certain that Kourt’s not knocked up, but if we had to guess, we would say it’s probably a simple food baby.
Maybe she’s guilty of continuing to procreate with Scott Disick, but more likely, she’s guilty of not waiting 30 minuted between eating and swimming.
But hey, if she is having a fourth kid, at least she’ll have Kim to tell her how to parent.
We’re sure that never gets annoying at all.
