Friday, May 13, 2016

Kylie Jenner: My Boobs and I Are Single Again!

It’s official: Kylie Jenner and Tyga have broken up. Like, for real this time.


There have been several indications, but perhaps the surest sign is Kylie’s latest Instagram post:



To the untrained eye, it’s just another of the many, many photos of Kylie’s boobs that the 18-year-old has posted to social media.


But to those of us willing to dig deeper (and probably end up on a few government watchlists as a result), there’s more to this pic than just a famous young woman flashing her barely legal cleavage.


You see, that photo isn’t new; it wasn’t posted on throwback Thursday; and Kylie didn’t acknowledge that it’s from last year when she re-posted it a few hours.


Interestingly, the first time that it appeared online was on Tyga’s Instagram page on Kylie’s 18th birthday.


This leads us to two conclusions (Hey, we warned you were about to go crazy in-depth with this sh-t.):



First, it tells us that this is a photo that Kylie has previously used to mark the beginning of a new chapter in her life.


If you recall, there was a crazy amount of media attention devoted to Kylie turning 18, just as there’s now a big to-do about Kylie and Tyga’s breakup.


If pics of Kylie’s cleavage were Rorschach tests, this one would be telling us, “Look out, world! I’m single again and I have boobs!” or something.


Second, we imagine it’s no coincidence that this photo was first posted by Tyga.


Kylie seems to be taking a page from Kourtney Kardashian’s book by tormenting her ex with the raciest photos in her repertoire.


It’s an effective strategy, and if Tyga plays this like the intricate game of chess that it is, he’ll counter by liking a bunch of pics on a random model’s page, or allowing himself to be photographed with some one-night stand.


We’ll continue paying far too close attention to this so that you can go about living one of those “life” things we’re always hearing about.